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bruce trapped underneath puppy pile of children. if he moves he is evil and hates them
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*deletes personal post* rule 1 of tumblr never show weakness
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sometimes 30 minutes ago is actually 2 hours ago
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Tim, abruptly standing up in shock: Wait, I just realised that Damian will graduate highschool in 2032
Damian, rasing a brow: Yes, ofcourse? As I am currently in fourth grad-
Jason, spitting out water: What the fuck? 2032?
Steph, pointing accusingly: That's not a real graduation year you made that up!
Dick: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little
Duke, with his head in his hands: Does anyone else feel both their feet in the grave? I graduated this year!
Dick: Feet? More like my entire body, I finished high school years ago!
Cass: Guys I think Bruce is crying
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August first who else is hitting rock bottom again
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something something generational emotional over regulation something
[speedpaint]
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Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.
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Has anyone done this one yet? (guessing yes, but it's still funny)
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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals
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no dad.. being tormented and endlessly suffering was YOUR dream
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