#They lie a lot

[askacultleader]

...are you sure you hadn't at the very least, thought of it, lamb?

letting that crow's hands wander, running throughout your wool. embracing each other, having your hands pinned to your bed, fingers interlocked as they show the carnal desires they have towards you.

has it not crossed your mind at least once?

(don't ask what compelled me to ask this? idk either)

"..... No, I cannot say I have.

I believe I have more important things to occupy my mind with."

[anotherpapercut]

I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant

[sunshine-sky0]

im so stressed i just need to not exist for a while

[hinamie]

10 years later

[ruushes]

companions re-classed pt 1 - karlach 🔥❤️‍🔥💪

[paintedcrows]

Holiday Classics

Been thinking about Ford watching the 70s Animated Lord of the Rings Movies... (companion comic to this post!)

[zorangezest]

thanks for listening

[triona-tribblescore]

Liked this little warm-up doodle, drawing him peeved is kinda fun 😔✨(this was on his 15 min break)

[shelf-of-knicknacks]

Them at the end of scream basically

Here’s just the gif version of them if you want it

[innocet]

God the rogue proposal is going to live in my head rent free for a while. Rogue isn’t a good liar!! He doesn’t lie at all during the episode. Any deception or mystery around him is that he just doesn’t say much, and when he does, he doesn’t give details. That shit was genuine (because everything he does is genuine) and it throws the doctor (guy whose primary hobby is Lying) COMPLETELY off guard I’m going to think about it for a million years

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Cite your sources.

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[babacontainsmultitudes]

He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?

[bunnnali]

maybe the term “antisemitism” seems “overused” because theres so much of it

[messiahzzz]

nothing further to add except this:

gale: i love you.

nodecontext: with the warmth of having said this a thousand times before.

[kokoasci]

colored them in !! for funsies

[devildomwriter]

Mephistopheles being confused by how easy to please an unwealthy MC is.

Like he cannot fathom how you’re THAT excited he bought you a drink, it’s only a drink not a pony or dragon?

You’re okay with a movie night at home and some popcorn??? Really? Even though you know he could fly you to Italy???

I think Mephistopheles would find it really refreshing and a nice change of pace to see that you really don’t need all the stuff he has just to find happiness. Of course he’d also love to spoil you beyond what you can fathom but I think an MC who doesn’t expect him to spend money and is content with little things too would be a real eye opener for him.