#They just refuse to make eye contact

[bottom55cs]

They share the same brain cell

These two together 😭

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Drew gman over an image of David Byrne that I liked

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Charles is never beating the "reverts to petty & competitive twelve year old when losing" allegations after going back to calling Max by his last name on the radio yesterday because Max lapped him lmao

[alchemistc]

Tommy and Eddie both annoyed with each other for taking up Bucks free time but fully aware that this is a ridiculous notion and Not Fair to the other so they keep dancing around it but also taking it to the mat - stumbling out of Tommy's garage sweaty and maybe a little bruised sometimes and still refusing to admit they want more one on one time, meanwhile Buck is happy Eddie's getting out some aggression in a healthy (he thinks) way and super into the way Tommy's got a whole like, boob window going on every time he wears that white undershirt he mostly only wears when he's working out or tinkering under the hood of a car.

And they'll never tell each other, and they'll never tell Buck, but damn is it nice to be able to throw an elbow into the other guys gut every time Buck announces their next outing will once again be the three of them.

All of this comes to a head when Chris is back and Buck suddenly has less Eddie time and Buck invites himself to a spar because he thinks he might want to knee someone.

("Yeah we've been very politely beating the shit out of each other for months now, actually, the problem is you don't know how to not actually injure us while you're punching out your frustrations so unfortunately you're gonna have to sit this one out bud.")

[squidaped-oyt]

Sylvari commanders watching everyone succumb to Jormag's influence at the start of the Icebrood Saga:

[bluektw]

And if I say:

Kwon soldier

Yoon poet

Tory king

What then?

[dovabunny]

What Mrs MacTavish wants for her birthday

Ever since Soap took Ghost home with him for Christmas (his mom was appalled to hear he had a colleague who wasn't going home for Christmas and insisted Soap invite him) his family had pretty much fallen in love with the man.

Soap can't blame them. He got his sense of judging character from them, after all.

Only thing is he was at least a bit more subtle about his affection, playing the role of beloved subordinate and friend. His dad had given Simon a sweater with "MacTavish" on for Christmas, his sister showed him Soap's baby photos, his brother asked him to come to his graduation next year and his Mother...

[Two weeks after Christmas, back at base]

"Hey Ma, happy birthday! Sorry I couldn't be there."

"That's okay my boy, I understand. How are you doing? How's your friend, Simon? Is he with you?"

"...Ma, he's my lieutenant. And he's fine. Now, back to the topic. What can I get you for your birthday?"

"I want Simon as my son in law."

"...."

"You heard me."

[blueberry-gills]

Pros and Cons of joining the BB League

Pros:

-It's everything I ever wanted

-I'm able to improve my team setup, and research more into held items and strategies

-Most* of the people are very nice

-The Clubroom has a very nice electric kettle and I can make tea and hot chocolate with it

Cons:

-People won't stop battling me

-People won't stop battling me

-People won't stop battling me

-people wont stop battling me

-people wont stop bat

[whenthegoldrays]

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[roses-and-elixir]

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[itspileofgoodthings]

i love my counselor because she refuses to pry. don’t even know if she knows that’s an option, I have so rarely met a person who stays so thoroughly in her lane.

[lesbiansanemi]

Getting ready for my psych appointment like “I will get a good grade in adhd, autism, and bpd. This is something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve”

[acediscowlng]

talking very loudly because volume moderation is a skill that still evades me about wincest brainrot in the middle of a crowded mall with a friend while in, i later realized, a somewhat passable albeit accidental sam winchester cosplay is Certainly a Thing I Have Done Now

[laneofpennies]

Just had a dream where the trailer for the next episode of LWD implied that Ransom has slept with both Boimler and Mariner (possibly at the same time ??) and I don’t think I’m ever going to recover from how funny my brain is without me even being involved.

[theboost]

I am not the same as most true detective fans because I really didn’t like s1 that much until the finale, which made me retroactively like it overall, but also my favorite dynamic on the show is Rust and Maggie and I feel like people either ignore it for the sake of yaoi or make it like yayy Maggie cheats on Marty with Rust and gets FUCKED by a REAL MAN for the first time. It’s so much messier and more interesting than that!!!

[knifebaby3000]

“burning house 2” + “burning house 1” sylvie rkgk, 20 + 5 june 23