#They just refuse to make eye contact
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bottom55cs · 11 months ago
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They share the same brain cell
These two together 😭
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hyacinthsdiamonds · 7 months ago
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Charles is never beating the "reverts to petty & competitive twelve year old when losing" allegations after going back to calling Max by his last name on the radio yesterday because Max lapped him lmao
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alchemistc · 3 months ago
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Tommy and Eddie both annoyed with each other for taking up Bucks free time but fully aware that this is a ridiculous notion and Not Fair to the other so they keep dancing around it but also taking it to the mat - stumbling out of Tommy's garage sweaty and maybe a little bruised sometimes and still refusing to admit they want more one on one time, meanwhile Buck is happy Eddie's getting out some aggression in a healthy (he thinks) way and super into the way Tommy's got a whole like, boob window going on every time he wears that white undershirt he mostly only wears when he's working out or tinkering under the hood of a car.
And they'll never tell each other, and they'll never tell Buck, but damn is it nice to be able to throw an elbow into the other guys gut every time Buck announces their next outing will once again be the three of them.
All of this comes to a head when Chris is back and Buck suddenly has less Eddie time and Buck invites himself to a spar because he thinks he might want to knee someone.
("Yeah we've been very politely beating the shit out of each other for months now, actually, the problem is you don't know how to not actually injure us while you're punching out your frustrations so unfortunately you're gonna have to sit this one out bud.")
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squidaped-oyt · 1 year ago
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Sylvari commanders watching everyone succumb to Jormag's influence at the start of the Icebrood Saga:
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bluektw · 2 months ago
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And if I say:
Kwon soldier
Yoon poet
Tory king
What then?
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dovabunny · 1 year ago
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What Mrs MacTavish wants for her birthday
Ever since Soap took Ghost home with him for Christmas (his mom was appalled to hear he had a colleague who wasn't going home for Christmas and insisted Soap invite him) his family had pretty much fallen in love with the man.
Soap can't blame them. He got his sense of judging character from them, after all.
Only thing is he was at least a bit more subtle about his affection, playing the role of beloved subordinate and friend. His dad had given Simon a sweater with "MacTavish" on for Christmas, his sister showed him Soap's baby photos, his brother asked him to come to his graduation next year and his Mother...
[Two weeks after Christmas, back at base]
"Hey Ma, happy birthday! Sorry I couldn't be there."
"That's okay my boy, I understand. How are you doing? How's your friend, Simon? Is he with you?"
"...Ma, he's my lieutenant. And he's fine. Now, back to the topic. What can I get you for your birthday?"
"I want Simon as my son in law."
"...."
"You heard me."
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blueberry-gills · 10 months ago
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Pros and Cons of joining the BB League
Pros:
-It's everything I ever wanted
-I'm able to improve my team setup, and research more into held items and strategies
-Most* of the people are very nice
-The Clubroom has a very nice electric kettle and I can make tea and hot chocolate with it
Cons:
-People won't stop battling me
-People won't stop battling me
-People won't stop battling me
-people wont stop battling me
-people wont stop bat
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roses-and-elixir · 4 months ago
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itspileofgoodthings · 2 months ago
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i love my counselor because she refuses to pry. don’t even know if she knows that’s an option, I have so rarely met a person who stays so thoroughly in her lane.
#the thing about me is that I’m an open book with an expressive face. and also I keep a lot inside and refuse to speak on things#especially things that are bothering me#and that can be irresistible to some people who just want to dig into my soul#and it’s why I was afraid of counseling for so long. that someone would be like ‘what can we unearth in Maria’s psyche’#and she just doesn’t care/doesn’t try/is only going to take me at face value#so there is lots I don’t tell her/refuse to speak on. and you know what doesn’t it MATTER. because the point is not to push myself#to some arbitrary measure of absurd honesty/openness but to talk about stuff when/if it’s helpful#also a huge way she’s already helped me is she’s just like ‘girl you’re fine’#no but actually though. she’s always like ‘you sound like you’re thriving to me!’#and she’s also just like ‘you’re busy you have energy you have plans you make good eye contact you clearly have confidence’#with the underlying message being. the thing that’s hurting you the most is your own anxiety. which sounds obvious lol#but it is kind of the sheer act of worrying itself. the other stuff is (mostly) in order#and that has helped. she also has cured me of some wrong self/belief stuff.#like I was once like ‘I’m not organized! I make no plans!’ and she was like ‘your plans have plans what are you talking about’#she also said I was highly logical and analytical and didn’t act emotionally/from a place of emotion#and I was just like ‘pikachu face’ because one of my deepest beliefs was that I WAS an emotionally driven person#and she was like nope. you’re highly rational. I mean I took it as a compliment and loved to hear it#the problem with me is when the brain will simply spiral out of control and the details become monsters and I make things a big deal#I’m super good at that#anyway yeah just processing
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theboost · 19 days ago
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I am not the same as most true detective fans because I really didn’t like s1 that much until the finale, which made me retroactively like it overall, but also my favorite dynamic on the show is Rust and Maggie and I feel like people either ignore it for the sake of yaoi or make it like yayy Maggie cheats on Marty with Rust and gets FUCKED by a REAL MAN for the first time. It’s so much messier and more interesting than that!!!
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knifebaby3000 · 1 year ago
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“burning house 2” + “burning house 1” sylvie rkgk, 20 + 5 june 23
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habitual-creatures · 1 month ago
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Don’t forget to rinse your mouth out after Evan!
Honestly? It’s kinda meh, I mean yeah coughing up blood is like, worrying but shit happens almost everyday soooooo, yeah
*eyeing DIS and moving closer to Obs*
I mean... yeah, but... I don't know. He hasn't really done that before, has he?
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swallowtail-ageha · 5 months ago
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In 2024 for some reason every time i have to go through physically demeaning trips (interrail, greece, now the route) my period comes which has made me master the art of cleaning blood stained underwear without leaving any traces in under 2 minutes
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laneofpennies · 1 year ago
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Just had a dream where the trailer for the next episode of LWD implied that Ransom has slept with both Boimler and Mariner (possibly at the same time ??) and I don’t think I’m ever going to recover from how funny my brain is without me even being involved.
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nymphialamode · 10 months ago
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What do you think would happen if one were to drink a potion? Not that I have of course. But say a friend of mine did. Would they Live? Is it just an equivalent to drinking rubbing alcohol?
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mainfaggot · 10 months ago
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i feel ill holy shit
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