#They are INSANE about each other

[againstthegrainphoto]

…I mean really, I’d be offended if you expected anything different from me…💁🏻‍♀️

[daddario]

When people are like “I hope my sons have a relationship like Sam and Dean!” I’m just like do you??? Do you really??? Why?!

Even if you don’t see the sexual undertones there, do you actually want your children to have THAT kind of relationship? Let’s take a moment to examine Sam and Dean, shall we?

Sam and Dean are grown men who, with the exception of Jess, have never had any long term deep emotional or romantic relationships. Even from a platonic standpoint, they essentially do not have real friends besides one another. They have bizarre boundaries and Dean literally wouldn’t have sex without getting a thumbs up from Sam and knowing he was watching IN CANON well into their 20s. (There were blackout curtains available for privacy, but Dean left them open so Sam could see their shadows for the entire thing. That’s fucking weird!!!)

Dean literally cannot cope with Sam dying to the extent that he sells his soul, gets tortured in hell, and never truly recovers from the trauma. Sam is so fucked up over Dean dying that he literally tries to open the gates of hell and march in there without a fucking plan just to get him out, or to join him. Sam and Dean do horrific things to themselves and others when their brother is in danger. Sam and Dean are toxic and a danger to everyone around them. They are codependent, entangled, boundary-less monsters who will let the world burn for one another. They are controlling abusive nightmares. They are terrifying and terrible and perfect exactly as they are and are not to be touched, but they are not something to aspire to.

They are men in their 30s-40s who can’t wash a dish without one another.

Are you really sure that that’s the type of relationship you want your children to have? REALLY?

[remylebeau76]

so i've just seen this post from @applecrumbledore in the vein of dean watching sam's amateur porn he makes at stanford, like he misses him and is looking at porn and then there's this skinny fit kid on his computer with broad shoulders and a waist that dips in a little above where his hip bones jut out and it reminds him of his sammy - to make money or whatever and think about it the other way around,

sam is thirteen, fifteen and looking at porn, covertly in the farthest corner of the library, after dean comes home bragging about a girl who was begging him for it, this illusive it that dean tells him about and makes fun of him about for not doing, and so he's looking so he can fake it a little better. make up a story for dean even if he hasn't done it and then he stumbles across this video and the motel room looks familiar - but they're all similar - and then there's a shitty video, a young guy, a teenager maybe seventeen or twenty, honey blond hair, sitting back on the bed, legs sprawled lazy and wide, stroking his cock, flushed dark pink, the color of his lips, and sam's brain shorts because that, that is dean, his brother, and he can see the familiar cord of the amulet - it looks like a indistinct bronze oval from this distance - and then someone comes from behind the camera and gets between his legs, and puts his mouth on deans cock and deans hand gets tangled in his hair, but his eyes stay on the camera, he's kinda smirking, pretty full lips and sam is so hard in his basketball shorts and he closes the tab so fast. and then opens it again and jots down the videos title and the sites name and then deletes the browser history and the shuts the whole computer off and drops his head into his arms, staring at his hard on under the desk, mortified and so so turned on and

how the fuck is he supposed to go back to the trailer they've been dumped in now? and sit side by side with dean, arms sticking together with sweat?

and did dean do this because he likes it? or just for money? and what wouldn't he do for his little brother?

[youchangedmedestiel]

"Foundation" by Joachim is one of Dean's song about Cas.

"Halo" by Haley James Scott is a song for Cas when he sees how Dean is loyal to him at the end of season 6. You know, in that scene:

[baristabomb]

...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh

it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|

[shepscapades]

Realized I haven’t posted anything other than dbhc angst lately, so here’s a small collection of silly and sweet things as an offering to balance out the angst :]

[beaulesbian]

peak romance

[dianasprnce]

I would’ve helped you. If you needed someone, you could’ve picked me.

[winkle-pickers]

Covenant

[chipthekeeper]

Happy two years of Emma D'Arcy and Olivia Cooke on our screens as Rhaenyra Targaryen and Alicent Hightower!

[kendyroy]

Ketchup & Mustard looking at each other

(Part 1/?)

[pipedreame]

I am such a slut for Danny having supernatural strength and being able to kill someone with a single slap because he’s used to fighting ghosts who are built Sturdy (and literally can’t die, that is very helpful in a sparing partner) so he has to learn such meticulous control when he moves to Gotham where he starts regularly getting into scuffles with humans who think he’s an easy target (he looks like he has the sturdiness of a wet newspaper) and the whole time he’s more stressed about not drawing the Bats attention by being too good or accidentally killing someone so he has to walk that fine line of acting like a scrawny loser and dipping out at his first chance without being clocked as a meta.

Danny, laying on the ground and getting kicked repeatedly by a thug: *tries to angle himself so the guy can kick out a knot in his back*

Danny: *deadpan* oh, ow, stop that hurts, oof

Robin, watching from the rooftop and recognizing the dramatics from the Supers: father there is a meta

Batman, also watching and having flashbacks to Clark’s earlier days: *so so tired and already mentally getting the adoption paperwork ready*

[dricacchi]

you're so right yellow traumatize this bitch right back

+ some LQ wips (just so you guys can see him without the torn-bed-sheet-turned-scarf/headscarf thingy covering his face):

[bumblebee-be]

so many people are realizing deadpool and wolverine aren’t just gay in a “haha gay!” way but in a gay way (deadpool is canonically pan and 1000% wants to fuck wolverine) and in this moment i just need to remind everyone that while poolverine has a good amount of homoeroticism going on, there is genuinely, truly, not a single plausible heterosexual explanation for whatever the fuck these two have had going on for like. half a century.

[keferon]

I love when JP fics are like

Here’s Prowl. He’s an inforcer. Or tactician. Or detective. Maybe you want something exotic? He’s a mer. Or demon. Or prince. Whatever.

…

And then there’s Jazz. Or wait. It it him? Maybe not. Look how he performs identity acrobatics on you and everyone. It was Jazz over there, but now this one is also Jazz. Meister is Jazz but Jazz isn’t Meister. Or is he? Ricochet is Jazz’s brother? HAHA get trolled, they are the same person. Bet you feel stupid now? Good. Because Ricochet IS actually Jazz’s brother, they aren’t the same person. But there is only one of them now? Which one? Haha GOOD LUCK. Which one of them was Meister? Which one are you looking at right now? Does Jazz even exist? Strap to your fucking seat we are shipping Prowl with the concept of Jazz

[skateboardtotheheart]

there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back

i am insane