#They are INSANE about each other

[againstthegrainphoto]

…I mean really, I’d be offended if you expected anything different from me…💁🏻‍♀️

[daddario]

When people are like “I hope my sons have a relationship like Sam and Dean!” I’m just like do you??? Do you really??? Why?!

Even if you don’t see the sexual undertones there, do you actually want your children to have THAT kind of relationship? Let’s take a moment to examine Sam and Dean, shall we?

Sam and Dean are grown men who, with the exception of Jess, have never had any long term deep emotional or romantic relationships. Even from a platonic standpoint, they essentially do not have real friends besides one another. They have bizarre boundaries and Dean literally wouldn’t have sex without getting a thumbs up from Sam and knowing he was watching IN CANON well into their 20s. (There were blackout curtains available for privacy, but Dean left them open so Sam could see their shadows for the entire thing. That’s fucking weird!!!)

Dean literally cannot cope with Sam dying to the extent that he sells his soul, gets tortured in hell, and never truly recovers from the trauma. Sam is so fucked up over Dean dying that he literally tries to open the gates of hell and march in there without a fucking plan just to get him out, or to join him. Sam and Dean do horrific things to themselves and others when their brother is in danger. Sam and Dean are toxic and a danger to everyone around them. They are codependent, entangled, boundary-less monsters who will let the world burn for one another. They are controlling abusive nightmares. They are terrifying and terrible and perfect exactly as they are and are not to be touched, but they are not something to aspire to.

They are men in their 30s-40s who can’t wash a dish without one another.

Are you really sure that that’s the type of relationship you want your children to have? REALLY?

[remylebeau76]

so i've just seen this post from @applecrumbledore in the vein of dean watching sam's amateur porn he makes at stanford, like he misses him and is looking at porn and then there's this skinny fit kid on his computer with broad shoulders and a waist that dips in a little above where his hip bones jut out and it reminds him of his sammy - to make money or whatever and think about it the other way around,

sam is thirteen, fifteen and looking at porn, covertly in the farthest corner of the library, after dean comes home bragging about a girl who was begging him for it, this illusive it that dean tells him about and makes fun of him about for not doing, and so he's looking so he can fake it a little better. make up a story for dean even if he hasn't done it and then he stumbles across this video and the motel room looks familiar - but they're all similar - and then there's a shitty video, a young guy, a teenager maybe seventeen or twenty, honey blond hair, sitting back on the bed, legs sprawled lazy and wide, stroking his cock, flushed dark pink, the color of his lips, and sam's brain shorts because that, that is dean, his brother, and he can see the familiar cord of the amulet - it looks like a indistinct bronze oval from this distance - and then someone comes from behind the camera and gets between his legs, and puts his mouth on deans cock and deans hand gets tangled in his hair, but his eyes stay on the camera, he's kinda smirking, pretty full lips and sam is so hard in his basketball shorts and he closes the tab so fast. and then opens it again and jots down the videos title and the sites name and then deletes the browser history and the shuts the whole computer off and drops his head into his arms, staring at his hard on under the desk, mortified and so so turned on and

how the fuck is he supposed to go back to the trailer they've been dumped in now? and sit side by side with dean, arms sticking together with sweat?

and did dean do this because he likes it? or just for money? and what wouldn't he do for his little brother?

[youchangedmedestiel]

"Foundation" by Joachim is one of Dean's song about Cas.

"Halo" by Haley James Scott is a song for Cas when he sees how Dean is loyal to him at the end of season 6. You know, in that scene:

[boasamishipper]

unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring

[baristabomb]

...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh

it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|

[tediousmalcontentt]

my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG

[scriblesandbits]

God IS a middle schooler and we ARE a science project except he does know we exist and has very mixed feelings about the whole ordeal

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Okay 3 things

1. I was thinking about an aroace Sonic who says things that can be taken as wildly flirty/romantic but he just means them genuinely. “You have beautiful eyes, I keep getting distracted while looking at them,” not cause he’s interested romantically in them but because eyes can be really cool and pretty man I dunno what to tell you he likes looking at cool things and he thinks his friends are neat. “You’re the most beautiful person here,” because he really thinks that, he loves his friends

2. Sonic randomly dropping heartfelt genuine comments on his friends out of the blue completely blindsiding them and then moves on like nothing happened while they’re left going ?????? Bonus points if he does something immensely stupid or jerkish just before or immediately afterwards and they can’t tell if he was serious or not with the compliment (yes he was)

3. Sonic usually being so allergic to truly vulnerable moments that when he expresses something heartfelt randomly Tails thinks he’s been stabbed or something and does not believe him when he reassures him that he’s fine he’s fine he’s not dying yeesh

[beaulesbian]

peak romance

[dianasprnce]

I would’ve helped you. If you needed someone, you could’ve picked me.

[shepscapades]

Realized I haven’t posted anything other than dbhc angst lately, so here’s a small collection of silly and sweet things as an offering to balance out the angst :]

[themanlykittenkayden]

So called “slow burn enjoyers” when the slow burn isn’t just a single arc of miscommunication issues into immediate happily ever after, but instead two characters with deep-rooted trust and emotional issues realistically taking a long time to uproot and undo that damage to grow as people whilst having messy and complicated feelings for each other that would be unhealthy for them to indulge in in their current stage, if they could even realize those feelings as being love at all: :O

[angel-fruitcake]

in the revival, once cas is back safe and sound, i want to see dean with angel separation anxiety. show me dean following cas around like a lost puppy. i want to see dean with a crippling fear of losing cas again... and then let me see that fear translate into dean feeling possessive over cas 🫦

[winkle-pickers]

Covenant

[chipthekeeper]

Happy two years of Emma D'Arcy and Olivia Cooke on our screens as Rhaenyra Targaryen and Alicent Hightower!