#These Movies Suck
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Like music to my ears
#shoutout to everyone leaving toxic relationships in light of a movie#about Barbie of all things!#no movie spoilers in the notes please; I haven’t gone to see it yet with my partner#this post is mine now! OP sucked!#mine#OP#barbie movie#barbie#barbie 2023
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for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"
#the truman show#sbs rambles#I keep thinking about how children on popular youtube channels should probably have laws to protect them#social workers assigned to them maybe#I dunno#they did not sign up to have their lives sold for profit#but here we are#tho#I guess none of us signed up for it#and our data is harvested more than ever#god#high-tech capitalism sucks turns out#OH WAIT because tumblr is bad at getting context sometimes#let me specify:#I am not saying that the movie The Truman Show is bad or that it normalizes this#like all good sci-fi (because it is kind of sci-fi) it's there to warn us of what the future could hold#and it did that in a very good way - it's a beautiful movie#I could see someone with a bad faith take assuming I meant that it was part of the problem#it absolutely wasn't. it didn't normalize this; we did#youtube did and social media#it's us that's the problem#or more specifically: big corporations and a lack of regulation#that's the origin of most modern problems
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if yall ever want like serious advice from me about how to solve burnout as a creative it's like...
literally ignore it. stop pushing. go do something else, enjoy your life, fill it with other things, do what brings you joy in the moment if you can.
go to the gym, take a walk to touch grass and look at dogs and smell flowers, cook dinner, watch tv with your friends, talk about your feelings as needed with ppl you trust, take a drive and blast your music, do the chores you need to do, the job hunting slog you need to do, read books that aren't for research, stop cordoning off your brain for The Craft or The Draft or whatever the fuck
forget about the project, stop thinking about it for as long as it takes to be excited again.
fuckin rest, basically
#thoughts#writing stuff#personal#wish there was better advice than Stop Pushing and Rest and Ignore It#but sure haven't found any#and the time in between sucks a lot#jay prescribes a nice beverage four orgasms and a good movie with friends for your burnout#hope that helps#jay philosophies
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FNAF movie Mike and Michael meet their younger selves..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#mike schmidt#fnaf movie#fnaf 4#fnaf fanart#I get asked q now and again how Michael would react to his younger self#so finally made it into a full comic + added Mike to it too#Mike would definitely be comforting towards his younger self#I think Mike knows he just needed some validation and good support at that age#his parents seemingly let him believe everything was his fault#so Mike would want to be that parental figure he didn’t have#WHILE MICHAEL#listen Michael wouldn’t be mean to his younger self#he knows he was a problem child BECAUSE his home life sucked#BUT HE WILL be blunt with his lil self BAHAH#just telling young Michael outright if he keep being a jerk he’ll turn purple#idk if lil Michael is understanding what he’s saying but it’ll definitely leave an impression PFF#Michael truly keeps being top tier at talking to the youth BAHAH
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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.
#personal#dumb#my art#immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it#cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going ��fuck that” and making a satir#scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator#scrolled through the comments#second panel face#this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is”#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening#to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it”#and then seeing droves of people online going#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's#the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.
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Guys. Guys they’re miners. They’re tiny cogless miners. Guys
I blacked out and filled the whole three canvases with sketches of them being itty bitty goobers. Figured Imma show you some haha
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#jazz#tf one#transformers one#tf one jazz#tf one prowl#jazzprowl#<- if you want it to be haha#I can’t stop thinking#like#I check ao3 very regularly and#okay bruh just. I know the movie absolutely wasnt about Jazz nor Prowl but I still feel the urge to write something about them#just like. slice of life thing but considering their life is kinda sucks because of the whole no-cog thing#Jazz talks smth like twice for the whole movie and Prowl doesn’t talk at all. That’s a lot of creative freedom to write haha#I want them to do their classic stealth missions type of shit but this time without any actual support from any kind of system#you get me#they both usually have some kind of command structure behind them. I want them to be absolutely broke low class tiny goobers#and still manage to pull their usual shady crazy stuff#idk#something like that
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If Bradley Uppercrust III won the first five years of the X-Games, then that means this mf has been in college for 7 years. You're telling me Mr. So–far–in–the-closet-the-locals-of-Narnia-know-him is in college for a DOCTORATE????? He's getting a motherfuckin PhD?????????
#what's the doctorate for? sucking dick?#lgbtq#an extremely goofy movie#a goofy movie#disney#goofy#goofy goof#bradley uppercrust iii#maxley#bradley x max#max x bradley#lgbt#queer#mlm
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"For the Wolf, we originally considered a stylised CGI model, but that would've cost millions. That's something an American studio can afford, but not a Czech fairytale movie. So we had to resort to puppetry."
*whips out a puppet Jim Henson would be proud of*
#the rest of the movie sucks#the dialogue/singing in this scene also sucks#but i love the wolf#czech#czech cinema#movie effects#puppetry#animatronic#little red riding hood#tři bratři#strašidelný sklep vibes
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Quick sketch GANG IS ALL HERE!!!
#character art#my art#artists on tumblr#my artwork#procreate#tumblr draw#artbook#character illustration#drawing#my draws#micheal afton#fnaf vanessa#Fnaf#fnaf fanart#fnaf into the pit#fnaf itp#itp oswald#fnaf oswald#fnaf movie#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#fnaf michael afton#into the pit#mike schmidt#five nights at freddy's#fivenightsatfreddysfanart#how do you write man#I suck at speech bubbles#Oswald’s hair is hard#Micheal afton the corpse in his 40s
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horror sub-genres: musical
#yes the wickerman cant be included under musical they sing and even dance im counting it#horror sub-genres#musical horror#horror#horror movies#horroredit#moviesedit#filmedit#cinema#horror cinema#the rocky horror picture show#the nightmare before christmas#corpse bride#little shop of horrors#the lure#the phantom of the opera#repo the genetic opera#phantom of the paradise#deathgasm#rock n roll nightmare#sweeney todd the demon barber of fleet street#stage fright#the strings#the happiness of the katakuris#rockula#the devil's carnival#anna and the apocalypse#suck#poultrygeist#cannibal! the musical
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I actually have to apologize to god for being a marvel fan tbh
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[…]
Percy’s warning to fellow half-bloods in the audience, across different mediums.
The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan (2005) The Lighting Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical (2017) Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series Teaser (2023)
#I have been thinking about making this for SO long#but this semester sucked#anyway I love it when adaptations play to their strengths and make changes to fit the medium#and these little differences tingle my brain a little bit#I didn’t want to check if the movies had something similar because I am Tired and the show and movie version would be pretty similar#anyway#the musical line always gets me#‘better get headed to the exits now’ is such a good adaptation of the ‘close this book idea’#and I know I could’ve just done one of the excerpts from the book but I like both#and I didn’t want to have the paragraph in between to make it just like. a block of text.#percy jackson#pjo#pjo disney+#pjo Disney#walker scobell#pjo show#percy jackon and the olympians#web weaving#riordanverse
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🖋️ sleepover 🖋️
"...to further encourage the bearing of our souls and the telling of our most appalling secrets."
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#kabru#kabru of utaya#labru#there's a whole modern au - movie night - scenario in my head#and this is what you get of it#i absolutely imagine them both loving one another's writing and drawings#they're both obsessed with one another's insights but suck at communicating in a way that doesn't become a mess#but they'll get there#absolutely made for one another#these two perfect idiots#love them to bits!#UGG!
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I don’t really care about Disney Princess movies because y’know, I’m almost 25, but it does make me sad that they just don’t seem to do villains anymore. Like, at all. The last good disney Princess villain was from like 2009. It makes me sad because as a young queer goth kid I loved the villains, i literally only watched the movies to see the villains. Disney villains used to slap and then they just. Stoped. Who are the weird little emo kids supposed to look up to now? The dude from Frozen who was just sort of an asshole? The lava monster from Moana who turned out to be the good guy?
Why did fun villains go out of style anyway? I would argue that some of the older bad guys are more iconic than the protagonists. Does anyone remember the plot of Sleeping Beauty or do you just remember Maleficent slaying absolute cunt? Because that’s all I remember. I had a plush Maleficent dragon. Where are the dragons now
#the creepy mom from tangled and the voodoo guy from princess and the frog are the last true disney villains#and I’m guessing they’re going to stay the last ones for a while#because the new movie that’s coming out sometime this year doesn’t seem to have one either#it sucks. bring them back.
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FNAF movie Vanessa out traumas Michael Afton
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#michael afton#william afton#springtrap#afton family#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#someone please give Vanessa a hug rn#Vanessa finally shocks Michael instead of the other way around#Michael never really knew what his father was up to until SL#Meanwhile Vanessa was implied to straight up be involved with the incidents#sorry to Vanessa you deserved better#BEING an Afton child still sucks so bad#it’s okay Michael will comfort her promise 🙏🏾
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