#Then I met shepherd

[roachinfestation]

My parents wondering why I locked myself in the bathroom playing slipknot for the past 30 minutes (I just finished Loose Ends in MW2)

[peanutbutterandsadness50]

No one:

Andy: *giving the most gut wrenching, soul-baring performance you’ve ever seen*

[boa-fish]

Imagine poly!141 except it's also an actor au and nobody knows they're poly so everyone including other cast members, fans, staff, hell even the director are all trying to piece together who's dating who and betting on it. It's the number one most discussed topic of gossip, and I personally think it would be hilarious if Valeria and Milena are discussing who they think Ghost likes but then Shepherd over hears them and it turns into them explaining the LGBTQ+ community or smth to gramps .

Valeria: No but Ghost is definitely into Soap did you see how they were flirting during the filming of the Alone mission?

Milena: Yeah but that was scripted so obviously there had to be some tension, it's nothing compared to when I saw Gaz driving Ghost to the set today

Valeria: So? Maybe it could just be out of convenience

Milena: Gaz doesn't even need to film anything today plus with that eye sore of a hickey on Ghost's neck, something has got to be happening between the two of them I'm sure of it

Valeria: sure enough to bet on it?

Milena *scoffing*: even money hungry off set huh?

Valeria: aren't you meant to be the money obsessed one?

Milena *rolling her eyes*: oh piss off will you

*walking up and greeting Milena and valeria* Shepherd: what are you two talking about that's gotten Milena over here so upset?

Valeria: you know what? Now that I'm thinking about it, I might actually be able to take you up on your request, don't have too much fun without me though! *Speed walks away*

Milena *chasing after her*: OI DONT JUST LEAVE WHEN ITS MOST CONVENIENT FOR YOU,YOU BASTARD!

Yeah so change of plans they actually just ditch Shepherd so my bad

[fjordfolk]

my favourite thing about border collies is that sometimes they have ears that look like they were born in a wind tunnel and promptly got stuck in a curling iron and even as adults they move like they've never been introduced to the laws of physics

[shepherds-of-haven]

Blade is an amazing commander because he recruited an actual tactical nuke (all-magic mage MC) into his squad.

Riel: it was an incredible stratagem to identify and recruit such a magically-powerful officer into your early ranks... your military prowess certainly lives up to its fame.

Romanced!Blade staring at MC's butt from afar: yeah............. tactics. that's definitely why I did it.

[g0dteeth]

under the read more u will find pics of our new puppy btw

[solitaireships]

My friend did some art of Chae-Yeong with their OC for Chuseok! It’s so cute, I love them and Chae-Yeong looks so gorgeous

[darkwood-sleddog]

Idk some malinois owners are so obsessed with their dogs it almost seems like a cult. They go on about the hours they put in and the drive their dogs have and it feels like they’re seeking purpose for themselves rather than what’s actually beneficial for their dogs? If Mals are so high maintenance how could ordinary people own them?

If a malinois is owned by a regular person the cult-like folk will go on and on about how those people must not have intense dogs or that their (the cult-like people's) dogs are soooo much more crazy and work worthy than the people with them as active companions lol.

Really the way they talk about these dogs is no different than the people that worship corporate work grind. Like the type of language is the same and everything.

[snowthornes]

… Nevermind. Forget surviving — he would rather throw himself out the nearest window than swear himself to this wishy washy hogwash. “Problem?” Blade asked mildly, raising an eyebrow. “No.” Thorne intoned. He sounded dead even to his ears. “Hm.” Blade didn’t say any more. Thorne had a feeling that he knew exactly what was going on.

READ ON AO3 HERE

[elendsessor]

I really love reading people's hcs, especially if it's abtmy special interests. so i was wondering if you have any from the real world (y'know; sheffield, o'brien, real argilla and others ((I'M VERY NORMAL ABT O'BRIEN ">:D

it mostly comes down to sheff and o’brien since everyone else has like next to no complete info or are uber similar to their ai counterparts but i have a few!! sorry if this isn’t the longest list.

spoilers gang

-i mentioned in a previous post greg being a dog trainer but i also see him as doing a thing i see a lot of people at my local dog park do, being using the river as a way to train dogs to swim and retrieve things underwater. there’s also dog walkers who specialize in handling big off leash groups!!! just saying there has to be a reason his name is lupa and i will make up every reason possible as to why sob sob

-that or he has experience as a farmhand. i believe he’s a country boy mostly bc of my experience when i worked at a doggy daycare (there were a ton of people who had hunting dogs or some country adjacent fit i don’t even live in the south how are so many of them like this it must be some sort of requirement)

-bro would own an anatolian shepherd or three. fred was quite literally raised by wolves,,,, and by that i mean dogs meant to fight off wolves and bears (maybe he also has a malamute i mean close enough)

-fred is a roblox and fortnite kid

-if roland counts in this regard he gives me moe szyslak vibes so i do think he shares a lot of traits with him jdgnfsgnoyfgjh

-there was this one time @goatwithaplan made a post about atma avatars as animals and because of it i can’t see roland without thinking of bovines or goats or rams. he would have a pet goat.

(if you can’t tell animals are on the brain right now i’m sorry aaa)

-low key dating adil i can’t believe i remembered his name

-real argilla’s hair isn’t actually blonde.

-she also reminds me of sharpay evans from high school musical so i pretend she’s her.

-sheff is obsessed with true crime and medical shows. probably also would get a kick out of terrifier 1 and 2

-the weird cringe relationship with o’brien is real. they both hate one another for different reasons but god be damned they also have reasons to love one another. they never go on any real dates or say they’re boyfriends they just occasionally fuck.

-sheff flirts a lot. with everyone his age. nobody is safe. not even if you’re married.

-i have like. a nsfw one i’m too afraid to share (i don’t like getting nsfw) but there’s no fucking way sheff isn’t into particular somethings and absolutely annoys o’brien with them (both are consenting i swear)

-o’brien had a growth spurt in his sophomore year of high school. every bit of casual clothing he has is from around that time. maybe he forgets to actually replace them or maybe he doesn’t care.

-sheff has no fashion sense whatsoever and is a cringefail loser

-he has two pet rats who may or may not be named after a certain famous pair of cartoon rats

-constantly goes to shady bars because he would be that guy

-he gets told to shut up constantly. he refuses to. in fact, this makes him worse.

going back to the high school musical mention every weekend someone working on the god project hosts a movie night and yet at least once a month someone asks to watch high school musical 2 or some other dcom

-nobody likes margot. somehow sheffield is better liked. at least he has ✨“personality”✨ (if being an annoying twink counts)

[zapsoda]

while researching for the furry drawing i googled "most neurotic dog breeds" and jack russell terrier came up and i love those dogs. jimmy would be a street mutt but the idea of him being like 80% nutty jack russell terrier is so beautiful to me

[arashi-no-saxlphone]

I don't like dogs cause they're needy and annoying but the thing is like, if you're mean to dogs I'm the first one to get violent about it. Because dogs are very good animals. They give out affection so relentlessly just for a crumb of that affection in kind. Loyal and full of love. Wolves decided that they would give up so much of themselves for safety and love and they're considered our "best friend" as a species all this time later. If you're mean to dogs I'll kill you. I get emotional about this because my dog annoys me so bad but I look at her and it's like "you're so unconditional with your love in a world that is cold and cruel, and in this moment I understand why you're always waiting at the window for my return - I wish people were like that too." I'm like the dad that goes "absolutelt not no pets we are not getting a dog" and then is the most attached to said dog. You have to be fucking nice to dogs.

[wizardnuke]

confusing my coworkers who know me as the resident spider catcher by recognizing a wolf spider at a glance and saying no someone else has to handle that. "are you specifically afraid of wolf spiders" Yes and i'm afraid of blue jays and german shepherds, but not other birds or dogs. yes i know that's weird. next

[notedchampagne]

not to out myself as a blacksmith but im better as blades than rings if youll take a wedding sword. ao3 says itll tske liek a week to get an account but just use ur imagination on a sweaty butch forging a sword and itll be the same effect i think

FANTASTIC. this is the best event of today which is saying a lot because i met three new dogs

[angeltreasure]

Father from the other church sent me an email saying he misses me at Mass again (because I have been going to Mass with my parents at another one), which is funny in a way that he sent it the day after I told my mom hey I’m going to the other church this weekend. So I replied back but also hoping I can have time to talk to him about all that’s happened since the first time I was able to pull him aside and speak to him about discernment. I patiently wait for his reply, he cares a lot about his congregation and is a busy priest too (his mass starts in about an hour)! 😊

[beeapocalypse]

do not think i have talked abt cholla here either. sphinx who was made a knight of ve-corpsis (basically just showed up demanding it and nobody was brave enough to say no because of the threat of fluisau hovering right behind them) and then went on a meandering countryside murder spree where nobody dared to strike them down for fear of divine retribution until belrath eventually confronted them + beheaded them despite fluisaus rage. had genuinely believed themself unkillable and accepted belraths challenge to a duel with a smile