#The shenanigans

[emo-nova]

*has never watched an episode of Arcane but has been spoiled to kingdom come*

*sips tea, while looking over all the angst fanart on fyp* I really think you guys would get better with an actor au, my recommendation

[noxcheshire]

A one sided crack ship I suddenly got in my delirious hungry state, and need to throw it up so here you go

Joker x Danny

But its JOKER whose one sided feelings for Danny who is really trying his best to ignore this weird clown mf

I was thinking that it could either be actual ‘oh no I have a crush on this guy’ OR Joker being liminal enough and ghostly enough to sense the otherworldliness of Danny Fenton. An otherness that Joker just wants. Like a hungry, starved beast that had finally found a proper meal instead of the bone scraps he’s been trying to scrap off of Batman.

He doesn’t even realize what it is he wants either, only that he wants to pull Danny’s skin back and nestle inside.

Danny on the other hand knows, he’s gone through a few ghostly sessions to understand that Joker is starved, and empty, and already half mad from hunger that he is willing to try and grab a fully loaded half ghost that could still kick his ass.

I just like the idea of everyone’s horror pov of the Joker trying to attract this one civilian guy and Danny just being annoyed by this one scraggly alley cat trying to gnaw on his arm.

[gravesidepickup]

I think we should consider and think about Peter Parker living in the same shitty apartment complex as Logan and Wade more tbh.

Think about the horrors poor Peter is going through with those two potentially living above him, or even next to him. They sound like they're going to come crashing through his apartment at any moment. He can't tell if they really fucking hate each other or if it's love.

Either way they always look like they're about to throw some SERIOUS hands at all moments.

Running into one of them in the hallway and very quickly trying to get back to his apartment he wants no part of whatever the hell these two are doing.

One of them trying to strike up a conversation and he hit them with the "ahah, oh no, I actually left.. my oven. On. I gotta go" because no way.

Bonus thoughts from my boyfriend :

Peter overhearing Wade and Al talking about the copious amounts of coke and debating if it's worth intervening or not. It's not. He's a busy man. Doing anything else.

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 11

More of a funny shenanigans one.

Danny has been chasing his rouges all throughout the country. Whatever city he is in some form of shenanigans occur. Due to the GIW he decided to do it human. He has his parents travel devices and inventions so it will be easy peasy.

Metropolis he steals some kryptonite and feeds it to cujo. Obviously cujo is coming as a guard dog. Danny can’t control him plus the dog could smell the ecto candy. Danny is munching some as well all while he soups whichever rouge it is.

Central city he bugs the flash about how he could mess with the flow of time. He thinks it’s cool and clockwork allows it cause it’s funny. (Clockwork let’s ppl figure out not to mess with time themselves. Danny leaned when vlad ended up with his mom and jack had ecto acne flash would figure it out) But he just tells it to Barry no care that he isn’t in costume.

Runs into wonder woman and is just an absolutely fanboy. Gushing. About everything she’s done. He drops knowledge about feats he shouldn’t know cause pandora told him stories about her.

Runs into Constantine and just praises him for his soul selling. It’s just chaos whenever the ghost council meets. Danny is a gremlin he got in a prank war with vlad he absolutely would think it’s hilarious. He knows a few beings who bought his soul as well and name drops them.

Youngblood wants to do an underwater adventure. He’s been a cowboy and pirate so why not underwater diver. So now Danny is in the ocean dealing with an enemy aqua man can’t see. Aqua lad is just describing Youngblood with googles on. Danny has a fenton work product letting him dive in the sea. Anything with Youngblood is a shenanigans enough said.

In Gotham he wasn’t expecting a not quite a halfa, red hood. Now when his rouge goes to cause property damage he goes to soup them. It sucks in red hood. Danny didn’t want red hood soup.

Danny then panics trying to release the thermos. All while the batfam are watching the exchange. Danny is frantically apologizing and just failing to open it.

By the time he gets it open he is just embarrassed. His rouge is free and took off. So Danny goes invisible forgetting he was supposed to act human and pretends it never happened.

The next justice league would be hilarious

[randomnerd737]

Remus who refuses to be understood by science x Logan who wants to study him like a bug

[lesbian-thesbian]

agent of chaos

🎥 @medium-observation

[shiho7567]

DC X DP Prompt?

Funny idea I just had, Tim and Danny meet (they look identical) only to turn around and question, Ra's and Vlad, "I thought I told you to stop cloning me?"

Chaos ensues

[theprosecutionisgayyourhonor]

I absolutely love to think about the era in which Phoenix and Mia worked together (no matter how short it was) because the conversations they must have had were probably hilarious!

Phoenix, dramatically draped over his chair, talking about Edgeworth AGAIN: “I just don’t know if he would even be into guys!”

Mia, who was there when his gay little cravat-wearing ass walked into the court for the first time: “Nah, I think you’re good!”

[hedonistbyheart]

I need John Constantine to interact with the Dead boys because they're like the embodiment of his combined traumas: shitty family life and kids getting dragged to hell on accident. He'd be entirely unable to not get attached is what I'm saying.

Charles would love his rough-knuckle attitude and Edwin would be fascinated with his natural affinity for magic. He'd be a terrible influence full of awful advice. I need it.

[afurtivecake]

i finished Swordcrossed (Freya Marske) and my spoiler-free impression of it is that i think author is imploring us to go write some sell-sword/rent-boy themed dom/sub porn fics featuring matti and luca.

[eluminium]

does anyone know the context of the "For Impulses Eyes Only" chest in his recent episode? cuz it just being empty is REALLY OMINIOUS. THE WAY IT'S PHRASED IS ALSO VERY OMINIOUS. WHO DID THIS???? IS THIS A MISSION POSSIBLE OR SOMETHING????

[hollaringmountains]

Ah just thought of a what if... that what if instead of transferring to a women's body naksu accidently transfers her soul into a man's body. And well even that body is not as strong so the struggles are still there but now they also include a different gender troubles as well. (yes this ignores most of the later plot points but eh 🤷🏻‍♀️)

This just makes the story much more confusing and comedic. Naksu has to get her body back, navigate manly things/issues or whatever AND also uncovered the conspiracy. Then there's Janguk who has to deal with questioning his sexuality and also try to match with naksu's training, her(his) background and help naksu uncover the conspiracy.

Oh and all those around them being put in utter panic or chaos when these two get close. The headservant(?) legit faints many times. His friends question their whole life because naksu is still a charmer. Crown prince is in shambles always having to justify his actions doubly with this naksu lol

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AHHH then season two happens.

Now they have a reverse problem... hehe

[m3tth4ws]

[a-stars-art-blog]

We deserved a beach episode

[winniebee]

i think it’d be really funny if rivalsduo were handcuffed together during their prison stay