5am wake up call, courtesy of cats stepping on my face
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When all else is lost, vampire elf peen remains.
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Trigger Warnings : Random Hornyposting
💚3am to an animal with zoomies that's not exactly a cat. Your penis pet,like any nocturnal critter,decided it was time for you to hear the song of it's people..by going inside you while you slept. It's soft mmrrps acted like a vibrator as it continued it's pace trying to wake you to feed it. Deep in sleep,you giggled softly and squirmed in your covers,assuming it was a dream.
It mmrrp'ed while flush into your cavity and mmrrp'ed some more when it pulled out. It also mrrp'ed while it made home in your mouth and in your backside. You finally awoke when it sat on your face like a cat would do,being it was fairly large,you felt it's weight.
Covered in jizz..you groaned out of bed while wiping your face and mouth. Though slimy,the jizz was sweet and tasty..
You : Don't you guys have a sleep schedule?
The peen looked up at you expectantly.
You : ....You're penis cats..Cats don't have a sleep regimen..3am is your wake up time. I forgot..
All it had to say was mmrrp.💚
When mmrrp is no longer exclusive to cats..
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*deeply inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!
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Omega thighs maybe? 👀
I think they're they perfect pillow
Tip jar
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I found something and I had to do it
We all know he would
it's duckies after all
Bonus:
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