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Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.
Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.
But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.
Ford is spiraling.
There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up.
Nothing works.
The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that.
WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???
It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.
“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.
Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.
Stanford screams.
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#the mystery shack#afterwards stan can be seen gently petting the kitchen door#the lightbulb shines a little brighter#that time in the show where soos mentioned how funny it would be if the exit door was actually a closet#thats a game the shack likes to play with soos#the kids are bored or need a new room? suddenly they find a mysterious new room in the shack#stan cant find his remote? the shack just really wanted to watch old timey movies with stan. it knows stan best. it knew stan would have fu#stans thr shacks blorbo after all#stan also turned the shack from a cold messy research facility into a fun home that gets lots of visitors#the shack loves the tourists and mr mystery#so many stories and different people to watch#stan also hasnt paid the electricity bill in years everything still works somehow#and if they hadnt defeated gideom when they did the shavk wouldve shown that little bastard why they used to call it the murder hut 😡#the thing is ford already checked if hes cursed or if something elsemis going on with the shack and he put gravity falls weirdness factor#into account but he cant find anything out of the ordinary#the shack is just going backt o normal.everytime he turns his scanners on to check#besides theres no way the shack would turn against ford -its his house he built it#so it definitely cant be that
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The Boy and The Heron, 2023.
#gonna start doing this when i see a movie bc i never do lol#the boy and the heron#studio ghibli#studio ghibli edit#ghibliedit#ghibli films#hayao miyazaki#animated movies#movieedit#filmedit#i enjoyed this a lot#dont think the small child who was in front of me felt the same tho she def got bored and scared a few times its not really a little kid#friendly film#older kid sure but not baby lmao poor thing#but yeah great animation beautiful movie
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I love incorrect quotes‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥🔥‼️‼️
Set during Sonic 1 when Tom is still actively annoyed by this kids existence 😭😭😭 Even though I adore their dynamic when Tom is actively trying to be a father to Sonic, I also love when he’s just begrudgingly being a dad (he’s enjoying their time together he just won’t admit it yet)
(More yapping in the tags bc I’m an absolute yapper it’s what I’m built to do)
#sonic wachowski#tom wachowski#sonic movie fanart#movie sonic fanart#sonic fanart#sonic incorrect quotes#movie sonic#sonic 1#sonic movie 1#sonic movie#since sonic never left green hills this just makes sense to me lmao#like really how much can you expect this kid to know when anything he’s learnt about has to have been either situated in a small town#or on tv#idk they would totally watch nature documentaries but idk if snakes would be a particular point of interest for either of them#I hc they leave the TV on for Ozzie when they’re at work bc my grandma does that with her dog lol#so that’s prolly when he watched like most stuff especially when he was still really scared of being seen#like b4 he got as comfortable as he did watching them all in the movie bc u knowww after being seen and hunted down once#he’s gonna be more careful the second time#especially given the consequences of the last time he was seen :(#I’m imagining him like running in quickly#grabbing the remote to change it#and then around the time when they’re gonna get back he switches the channel back 😭😭😭#bc the stuff they’d leave on for Ozzie would definetly bore the heck out of Sonic
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poster for the hungarian release of the 1951 hornblower movie; which is cooler than anything that happens in the hornblower movie
#hornblower#filching things off imdb again. Look at this graphic design triumph.#am an hour into the hornblower movie and besides the fact that they have apparently summoned the real william bush with dark magics#this is not worth my time. other hits include gregory peck sitting like a wooden puppet and ha-hm'ing like his life depends on it#my review so far is 'really bad but this is a better viewing experience than the star wars holiday special' <- what I watched on friday#without the hornblower internal monologue this becomes painfully boring. and is just as racist as the book if not more so#at least this one has boats. I Do Like The Boats.#40ish minutes left and we have two books to get through still... oh dear oh dear.
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Draw Banda (Bill Cipher possessing Wanda Maximoff (mcu, specifically the Multiverse of Madness 616 Wanda/Scarlet Witch not 838 Wanda)
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Merman Deadpool and Human Wolverine
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Based on the infamous blobfish
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#this was the ask that broke me and made me close tge ask box actually#I really do think a blobfish fits him at least visually#don't be afraid to use weird species as a base for your mermaid designs#ask#anonymous#marvel#wanda maximoff#scarlet witch#wade wilson#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#james howlett#james logan howlett#poolverine#mermaid au#gravity falls#bill cipher#technically#demon possession#art#fanart#traditional art#I never really liked mcu Wanda but M.O.M. did her a bit dirty. the writing of the movie in general was awful :(#she's one of these ultra powerful characters that have one too many abilities in a universe where power actually matters#making her boring. for example I love mob from mp100 and while he probably is the strongest character there power isn't really the#theme of the anime. making him more likable. overpowered characters tend to be difficult to write because if they can actually defeat#everyone then what's the point? idk#we all know the hero wins in the end sure. I don't know where I was going with this#also. you forgot a )
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The assumptions people are making on Veilguard bc ALL decisions won’t carry over are insane to me “OH so morrigan won’t mention her ONLY SON!! or her roMANCE??”. We have no idea what context or capacity she’s going to be in the game? In skyhold, she stayed at skyhold for a while, so it made sense to chat her up and ask about her life. Also Kieran was THERE bc he was TEN. Kieran is now in his twenties and most likely living his own life. If we’re saving the world and fighting darkspawn WHY would her grown ass son come up? Esp when she doesn’t even know Rook?? Like i would understand if we had veilguard in our hands and people were complaining bc Morrigan actually had dialogue invalidating their canon but for fuck’s sake the game isn’t even out yet. They’re saying it doesn’t matter as in it’s not gonna come up bc Rook is busy doing other shit, rather than quizzing characters who aren’t companions on their lives. “What about Varric”. Varric seems to have a pre-established relationship with Rook which means you can headcanon that they already had the talk about Varric’s life story considering he called them his “second in command”. Like cancel your preorders, preorder, do whatever you want no one on the internet is the boss of you. But oh my fucking god complaining about something you don’t even fully know about is already getting so old. Best case scenario, you’re right and i guess your bitching is validated yay for you ig. Worst case, you’re wrong and like wasted so much time and energy bitching for nothing. Like I completely understand being upset the choices don’t carry over, it IS disappointing! But we don’t even KNOW what it’s going to affect if anything at all. It’s just so funny how everyone was like “it’s not about the Inquisitor” and now that the focus is confirmed to be pretty much entirely on Rook and the inquistor’s choices barely seem to matter in game and half of everybody has lost the plot bc of it and we don’t even actually know how this will affect the game like ????
#i understand being mad#and you can do whatever you want about it#but holy shit is getting so annoying to hear about#i’m not even touching the solas stuff#i understand being upset that solas is a focal point if you don’t care for him#but it’s just ridiculous reiterating why he’s important to the storyline#lyriumsings txt#dragon age#discourse#i guess#i’m just ranting bc i’m so bored of hearing about this#everyone just keeps going more and more over the top with like what isn’t going to be referenced#like correct me if i’m wrong but all cameos from da2 and dao in inquisitor were either delivered thru dialogue#or delivered thru fucking letters#so like REALLy what’s missing with that??#and then yall COMPLAINED about that too!!???#‘hawke is ooc#‘my warden is ooc’#like i’m not surprised they shafted warden and hawke mentions and all prev decisions#no matter what they do yall harass these people as if they’re your personal punching bag for every gripe you have with dragon age#spoilers#anyway lemme focus on my movie im watching with my sister lmao
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longlegs fucking sucked 😭
#talkys#sorry for movie opinions post#i didnt know anything abt it going in other than serial killer and Mystery and i was soooooo so interested and enthralled#for a good chunk bc wow i like the framing the pacing the shots!#and then it gets to a point where its like oh...!#and then 📉📉📉📉↘️↘️↘️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️#like how did that movie feel like 3 hrs long#all that build up for the most eyerolly unsatisfying payoff#do u guys think its possible for horror movies to be Satisfying anymore?#saying dis as someone not as acquainted with the genre#we were talking about how like hereditary was Good but it wasn't...Scary....but its fine bc it was good#idek what im saying anymore but we regret seeing it we shouldve gone with our parents to bingo 😭💔#the main character rocked though...so awesome will graham#so extremely funny seeing ppl being like ''ummm sorry ur someone who thinks horror movies need to be jumpscares and dont like psychological#horror :/'' this was NOT psychological horror. it was a really interesting like Mystery for a good chunk and then at that Certain Point its#like oh. horror movie version of the ''and then he woke up'' cop-out to me. how boring. what a boring conclusion#not worth the whole previous hour of Good#i will say the shots of the hooded figure with the eyes unnerved me tho i had to look away 😭#MY SISTER LITERALLY FELL ASLEEP LMAO but at that point i was still very interested and hopeful#and then.
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Posted very sad (aka lazy) traditional art like. two days ago..have this to make up for that well I work on animations..
#cedric the sorcerer#sofia the first#greylock the grand#as in i dont do traditional and i didnt want to make the page too crowded but also. didnt want it to be boring#i hate when my art is boring..#id rather it be ugly and overdone than boring#i like to think. i understand when its too crowded#never 100% sure though#trying my hardest to not tag ced.lock#these two existing is enough for me.#small rant(?) or just ramble..#i really wanted to do an animation of cedric and his dad with “like him” from tyler the creator.#but cedric does not look anything like him..#but. i think its more so the lyrcis and messaging.#might still do it#when i have time#that or. it's going to be very lazy#also these are both from like. two days ago#because me and my family went to go watch a movie#so i didnt have time to work on much#of anything
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films just aren't as beautiful anymore there is hardly any emotion behind anything they lack depth and they lack love
#there are beautiful films out there yes#challengers is one of those#but the majority of them just... fucking suck okay#no matter how cringe or silly it sounds i think having respect for films and filmmaking is essential#it's a must#and a lot of directors and actors do not have it#it's all so shallow#you can clearly tell what movies have made with affection which ones have been held gently#you can FEEEEL it when you watch them#it makes all the difference#directors who love watching films and who have devoted themselves to the art of creating something that will move people#who have realized that the essence of it the soul of it means way more#you can make your actor cry but that doesn't mean i'll feel the sadness you know#there's no depth whatsoever#they yell and it's just . it makes me feel nothing#these people just don't understand anything at all#they have enough money to wipe their asses with it but they don't know what it means to be a person#or to feel anything i suppose#all they know is happy sad angry#that's it lmao#and everything also needs to be perfect in the worst possible ways in their eyes and i hate it#i hate it i hate it i hate it#don't even get me started on how bad everything looks too i can't get into it or else i'll actually fucking explode#everything is so fucking ugly and bland and there are no scars and mud and sweat and dirt and it's so dull and boring it's so artificial#TURN THE FUCKING BRIGHTNESS UP PUSSY I WANNA SEE THE COLORS#goddddddddddddddddddddddddddd#sorry sorry this is really#shbdghdhgaghdasgh#pissing me off so badly#mayor of loserville
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Tier list for CGI Disney movies.
The movies made post Tangled all feel like they have weird structural issues to me, they don’t feel “tight” like Renaissance Disney or 2000s Pixar movies. I don’t think I love any of these but that might be the lack of nostalgia talking.
I think I like watching Zootopia more then Tangled, but the things that bother me about it take it down…
#It pains me how much I didn’t like Strange World cause I want to root for a movie about a gay teen in a goopy superorganism#I think it’s probably worse then wish and Raya but my critter bias pushes through#I feel like my choices here are really boring here alas
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Oh no, I’m realizing I’m starting to get a bit tired of seeing TF One megop/dpax stuff
It’s not that it’s bad or anything, but I’m coming to the realization that they tend to be the same few genres of images and comics. I’m trying to figure out how specifically to word what I mean, but it’s not coming to mind at the moment. But they sort of evoke the same ideas and feelings I think
Technically you could say this is true of other varieties of megop as well, but usually when we see those, they’ve already been fighting for a long period of time, so you’ve got their current dynamic and long time of being apart to work with, as well as their origins. With TF One, the breakup just started, so the timeline and dynamic that comes with it is significantly more condensed and limited. If that makes sense
I’m also not criticizing people who make their dpax/megop stuff like this, honestly I probably would too if I drew them more. It’s kind of just a product of the movie being an origin story and the dynamics only now shifting between the two. There’s a very clear way to do content about them in this movie
It’s just that I’ve noticed this, and now it makes me a bit more disinterested in this version of megop, at least for now. Makes me want to seek out other variations a bit more
#okay I think I’m being hampered by the fact I’m a bit too vague on what the sameness is#but like you know what I mean right?#if it’s dpax it’s usually about Orion doing something stupid but also sweet that D secretly likes#or them being happy together (like looking at stars or something idk)#and if megop is included there’s usually a final recreation with one of them alone or their current fighting#showing how they don’t have that anymore#or how they still miss each other and how they were always together but now aren’t#if it’s Megatron it’s usually him trying to forget or the Decepticons dealing with it (negatively)#and how Megatron now hates Optimus when he used to love Orion#there’s probably one phrase that explains this genre of stuff with them#because they’re similar in some way#but the words aren’t forming#but yeah I’ve noticed this now and I don’t know how I feel about it#again it’s not anyone’s fault or a criticism#it’s just that the movie leaves things in a very specific situation and the fandom’s really big for it#meaning there’s a lot of it#and when I see too much of the same thing I start to get bored and tired of it#transformers#transformers one#megop#dpax#personal opinion
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rottmnt hot take
gun to head ask me to name 5 casey jr personality traits. EVERYBODY DEAD!!
#rottmnt#send tweet#i love him but the version i love is entirely invented in my head#like his role in the movie is interesting#his actual character though..#well lets just say#mama (me) aint too happy her babygirl Cassandra Jones was essentially replaced with a really boring casey jones#not knocking casey jr fans here i get it i truly do#well.#anyways i got a new laptop and im making my first tumblr post on it#college is soon and before i become less active than i already am#i thought i'd share my true feelings#dont take this as a personal attack#and dont take it seriously.
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i love how fraught and complicated discourse around various utena characters ‘dying’ is when anthy is literally stabbed to death eternally by a million swords imbued with human hatred. and then utena gets stabbed to death by them also. like. ‘death’ is incredibly interesting in rgu because most of the time it’s this ambiguous figurative thing that has interesting implications re: ohtori as a closed-off world one can escape. we are all trapped in our coffins. mamiya is the only named character with a grave. nemuro memorial hall functions as one all the same. ruka is implied to have died in the hospital— was he dead all along? who was the boy we saw for these two episodes? is this dead boy the same boy, or is this just another coincidence from the shadow girls, cutting like a knife? it’s heavily implied that akio and anthy murder kanae by poisoning her, adding to the previous implication that they were poisoning mr ohtori too, but there are no perceptible consequences of this. kanae’s absence is not felt. she’s fed an apple slice. what happens to the bodies? we know what happened to the 100 boys, but what about everyone else? and so on and so forth. ‘death’ is a tricky thing in utena, i think it’s constantly functioning on figurative and literal levels in very different ways for very different purposes. dios died. dios was dying. dios didn’t die. he grew up. etc etc
#what am i trying to say here?#idk! think about all of the pieces you have#dying is complicated in ohtori in countless different ways#and i find it boring to see so much ‘this character is dead and that’s it’ stuff#when death is used farrrrrrr more figuratively than some ppl give credit for#and i think the movie too does wonderful things with death#and what ‘dying’ really means#being disbelieved. being forgotten. being rejected. haunting despite this#much more interesting to think about wrt commentary on abusive relationships than it is#to think about what?? oh me when my brother died but plot twist he’s alive and can walk on this road all cool. like?????#akio doesn’t have the power to make himself revenant#he THINKS he does and he absolutely has power when he’s alive and he imbues that power with such meaning that it does live on after him#but ANTHY. anthy is the one struggling with herself and her feelings and the impact of trauma and abuse (that power!!) in aou#he’s dead? he died? she brought him back through her memories? or she’s left him (metaphorical death) and he’s haunting her??#all such interesting interpretations#i haven’t mentioned touga bc i don’t have the energy today. if dead and just illusion of others memories then why active. why awful#like in aou akio is only Obviously scummy when he’s alive. his illusory self is based upon anthy’s love for him#if anime!touga is nothing more than nanami/whoever’s memories of him before he died……. why does he actively choose to suck again and again#like nanami wouldn’t do that. unless it was meant to be a subconscious thing like ooo he’s dead all along but that’s not what her arc is#it’s not ‘he’s been dead all along’ literally or figuratively. it’s ‘he’s unsafe and i don’t want him’#sigh. once again i am asking people to think about nanami and touga’s dynamic through touga’s eyes#it’s so interesting to me how people forget to consider his motivations or feelings on ANYTHING#like sure his motivations and feelings are scummy but they’re interesting!!!!! they intrigue me!!!!#compel me even#anyway ignore how i said i didn’t have the energy for this and then typed it all out anyway#dais.txt
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Are you real? I feel like you're actually just an 80's movie character pretending to be one of us
I’m real dw 😭
#ah but if I were really an 80s movie character I’d be dating a Mia Sara Elisabeth Shue or maybe Demi Moore character#(or heather langenkamp if im lucky lol)#if we’re gettin deep here I prob seem like an 80s character cos 80s films were like my only friend in my formative years (thanks covid)#so they’re the framework for my behavior n shit lol#but just generally my whole life operates a weird amount on 80s comedy/sitcom logic#like half the stories I write are just altered versions of things that’ve happened irl#rambling#personal stuff#ask#wish I had an 80s movie love life I’d be so much less bored sighhh
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[ID digital drawing of redesigns of the VKs from Disney descendants, years Evie, Mal, Jay, and Carlos. Evie has the front of her hair braided back with a little crown, a white princess shirt, and a blue cape with gold and red details and a high collar. She has a blue skirt with a heart belt and red panels stitched on the sides and a ruffle white skirt under. She has black tights, white ruffle socks, and red Mary Jane heels, and red and blue fingerless gloves. Above her is the symbol of a heart shaped mirror with a crown on top of it.
Mal has big horns, pointed ears with many piercings, messy purple and green hair, and is holding a knife. She is wearing a fishnet shirt with a purple crop top and a ripped jacket. She has low rise very wide leg pants with green flames on the end, and big spiky boots. She has mismatched gloves and a couple belts. Her symbol is a broken heart with horns and wings and is on fire.
Jay has an orange beanie and a ripped vest with a belt across it. He has cargo pants and tall sneakers, a few belts and fingerless gloves. His symbol above him is an orange toothy cobra snake coiled up.
Carlos has stripy black and white hair and goggles and glasses. He wears a stripy shirt and has a fluffy collar coat that's patchwork of black and white polka dots, and patchwork shorts and mismatched loafers. His symbol is a black and white crossbones. End ID]
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This from like... May? I think? It got lost in the 1k of my drafts (a lot I know) But I was thinking about redesigning them yet again! so expect that at some point too lmao.
#b.text#Disney descendants#descendants#descendants redesign#i love them ur honer....#i REALLY like carlos and evies designs in this alot. not changing them much atm. but making eveies more snow white ish.#i love mals chunky horns alot and her new design has way more dragon and fire elements. im still struggling with jays.#i gont hink ive come up eith a design that isnt boring for him. i trid to go amore aladin direction in this but idk#i wanted their designs to come across as more like their parents and a mix of the heroes from their stories but. didnt really work like tha#eh theyre so much fun to redesign dnyways i have fun with it. trying to go more detailed this time#been looking at refs of ther outfits frm the movies andi think that 1 ad 2 have some of my fave fits for them.#gonna try and incorporate them in more next time#but fheir motorcycle fits are so ugly sorry they are i do not like those. an movie 3 none of the fits really stand out to me :/#loooove a mal with horns. hair horns or just real ones are so goodfor her. wannamake some more 'auradon' fits too for them#like when evie has acess to more materials and all and can really make them more polished stuff.#ok rambling over back to doodleing them
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what? thought I was done for the night? so did I
audio from @emzberry !! ⚠️
#seriously guys I’m having fun#soz#I don’t wanna seem spammy but#also im really bored lol#might sleep now#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#fanart#animatic#emzberry#sketch#tails#tails the fox#sonic fanart#sonic movie#sonic and tails#meme#also idk how to draw consoles lolski
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