#The fucking satyr

[hoofpeet]

Two things: do you like fainting goats? follow up to the anon whos goats ate baking soda and copper, i feel like satyr pastries would looks so pretty bc it could/would contain genuine metals (thinking gold leaf but thicker like aluminum foil) but then taste like absolute ass

Yeah I love that ... People would go to cute little satyr villages for the #cottagecore aesthetic, go to a local pastry/coffee shop and it's just the saltiest, most vile food ever despite looking really cute (also yeah I love Myotonic goats !!)

[possumcollege]

Crittertongues Past:

Wurst Comes to Wurst

🐺💀🐐🌭🔪

[lewalrus]

My friend came up with a Deadsam AU based on greek mythology where deadman is a satyr and I've been pŕetty obsessed with it since then

[thrasherella]

smoke session with a satyr where he keeps egging you on long past the point he knows you can tolerate.

"C'mon, one more hit," he's said the last four hits, but that cocky smirk is irresistible, so you continue to breathe deeply from the seemingly endless bowl.

later he leads you to a darkened room with a big comfy bed that you're all too grateful to crash face first into, the mattress so plush and your mind so floaty that it barely registers as he pushes up the bottom of your skirt and tugs down the waistband of your panties.

"that's a good girl," you hear him whisper above you as he gently pushes your legs apart and something hard and thick is sliding into your dripping, waiting entrance, moaning headily into the soft pillow. "just relax and let it happen..."

[tba-bah]

hello hello! i'd like a headmate that uses arcanegold's (on twitter and tumblr) character maple as a faceclaim. their style is different than what's in the art, but pretty much go crazy for their style otherwise.

that's pretty much it i think. tyvm in advance!

HALF - FAUN HEADMATE PACK !!

name: asher , aspen , archer , maple , autumn , hazel . prns: they/them , fae/faer , satyr/satyrs , faun/fauns . gender: transneutral , transboy , enboy , enby , xenoflux , deerfluid . orientation: enbian .

species: half - faun . hair: brown , amber . eyes: brown . skin: light tan , brown . clothes/accessories: sweater , leggings . other unique features: nonhuman nose , deer ears , deer tail .

roles: caretaker , gatekeeper , doorkeeper , mood booster , emotional processor . source: n/a ( ? ) .

age: 21 - 23 . birthday: december 17 .

personality: quiet , kind , sensitive . likes: deer , journaling . loves: autumn , nature . dislikes: forest fires . hates: nothing really .

faceclaim:

ac 1 ac 2 ac 3

[brainrotroulette]

Telemachus if Herodotus and the Romans had their way about Pan's parentage:

Herodotus really should have stuck to history but I must secretly admit, imagining a much nicer origin story than what this man wrote and big brother Telemachus had me a little amused.

Kids say the darndest things, amiright? (pls don't call paw patrol, they would be besties before this godly little shit would go prancing out into the wilds never to return)

[maria-ruta]

Fucked up lil guys commission for @/sansormiss and @/GoblinWasabi (both on twitter) of their found family siblings Grub the bugbear and Lirio the satyr! such a cute duo! ^_^

my commission info

[vivitalks]

feeling very normal just got sucker-punched with the realization that grover was the protector assigned to BOTH of the demigods on the master bolt quest. and that he definitely has a sense that he failed them both. and that he probably views the quest as an opportunity to redeem himself. and that he told percy that his mom is alive because he couldn't change thalia's fate but maybe he can change sally jackson's and stop feeling like he failed the kid he's spent the whole past year befriending and protecting and maybe if he proves he can save someone then annabeth will forgive him ((a grudge she never held in the first place)) for failing thalia anyway like i said completely normal nothing to see here

[solazu1]

Mythic AU Tim wasn't treated like a freak as a kid because he was a satyr and mentally ill, it was because he ate fabric and paper like a fucking goat.

[adriartts]

alas, turns out grad school is hard so i haven't been drawing much of anything BUT. now. some side characters for yall

[hoofpeet]

I NEEEEEEEEEEED to figure out how to incorporate marking harnesses into my satyrverse worldbuilding .The concept of a fuckchamp harness is simply too funny to me to not do something with ❗ sheepboys doing the satyrverse equivalent of wearing colored handkerchiefs and sticking different colored crayola crayons in their wool

[itspercyintime]

Since satyrs age slowly does that mean they're babies for a long time. Like. Was grover a lil baby grover for a long ass time

[karritakar]

Learning how to use clip studio paint, (( Bye bye photoshop!!! >:( )) so because of that here some satyrs

[mail-posting]

magic and monsters... my many hours poring over my 10 dnd 5e sourcebooks are coming for me. gonna just touch on ale for right now i think because otherwise i will yap for. an eternity. (the racial thoughts are supplementary for most bc i'm not fully sure, except in andrew's case where i have reasons for my thoughts.) andrew: dark elves (drow in 5e) are sunlight sensitive and also there's a whole stigma due to the predisposition they have in lore to be evil-aligned (yes i know they're dedicated to lolth and exceptions are rare but. it fits andrew ok. he can't see shit in the light, people see him and think he's a certain way... ough.) as for his class, i could see him as trying to be life domain cleric (life domain is all about healing and caring for those in need), but he instead is given the grave domain (focused on keeping the cycle of life, keeping the dead dead) or light domain (light is focused on rebirth and truth- though a lot of spells involve flashbanging the opposition and andrew could see that as his penance for asking the deity's aid). if he were a paladin, i'd see him as an oath of devotion one, its tenets line up with how he thinks i feel! also when he fails to save someone or when something happens that is out of his control he'd blame himself long before anyone else would, thinking he broke his oath when he never did... and we have bright light emittance as a capstone ability which. not good for him!! he can't see!! he has str/con from his work, and i think he'd be better at wis than cha (points for cleric - paladins cast with charisma and clerics with wisdom), int is around the middle and his dex is not good. luca: get that boy into the artificer class! i feel like he'd absolutely have an engineering focus, as an artillerist perhaps (sometimes he needs to build a cannon, ok? it's enrichment), or maybe battle smith (a sort of defensive class, which could make sense. he doesn't remember what he originally worked on, but he can work with these tools still, he can make sure he doesn't hurt anyone this time. he can protect them. right?) as for race if we go on dnd standards, i'd place him as a... maybe a half elf, elf on herman's side? maybe a gnome too. that impulsive nature is extremely gnome of him, and i believe he had a good amount of that before he uh. yeah. high int and cha, low str and con, dex and wis in the middle. emil: this man can zoom! give him a high dex stat and a scout rogue build (able to nyoom out of the way of opponents and excels at moving fast: knowing his grappling hook, we could apply that logic), with some barbarian or fighter multiclass to represent his fighting he had to do if we want the pain. i think barbarian due to the focus on channeling rage, though the heavy focus on certain spiritualities and the 'primal path' wording is difficult since i don't think he grew up with connections to living in the area the flavor text associates with barbarians, he just had to survive. beast path where he's been treated like a dog so long he becomes one in battle... berserker path where the memory is just as fuzzy as always, but now with a new goal in mind... sorry. im ill. i could see him as like. a dwarf perhaps? maybe whoever he is he's out of place where he lives currently until he meets andrew and luca and finds a family within them... looking alike never meant belonging. and these two really make him feel like he belongs.

@laceadornedvampire

[my-name-is-apollo]

Wasnt there a myth version where Marsyas wanted to fuck Apollo or smth

No but there is one where he sounded thirsty for Apollo while insulting him.

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