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blitzenforcer · 9 months ago

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I wanted to illustrate how I feel when someone asks me about Yuuka, and I go on a 3 hour rant about that seedy cunt.

#blitz posting #blitz art #The dead body is my friend #they made me this way #bastard #touhou #touhou project #maribel hearn #renko usami #hifuu #hifuu club #https://archiveofourown.org/works/36710170/chapters/91575484

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 1 year ago

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Danny, at 17, did not have the best love life. This is partially because two of his must haves in a partner are " Will protect me with their life" and "Will commit unspeakable acts of violence for me" or at least beat someone up for his honor.

Naturally, this doesn't always result in the most stable of partners.

His first girlfriend, Valerie, became an anti-hero and broke up with him for his safety.

He finally got with Sam in sophomore year only for the feds to come into class one day to arrest her. To his surprise, her crimes had nothing to do with ghosts but rather an incident where she went too far and committed a few acts of economic terrorism. Danny and Tucker never really learned the specifics of the crimes, and her parents hushed up as many news outlets as they could, so there wasn't much info to go around. All they knew was that she saved thousands of lives by doing it.

In the end, she was sentenced to eight years, and she broke up with him so that he wouldn't wait around for her to get out.

His third partner was a guy named David who was really sweet. Unfortunately, Danny got kidnapped one day by David's arch nemesis, who was some villain with a corny edge lord name. Yeah. David had become a a super hero after they started dating.

And if you guessed that he freaked out and dumped Danny for his own protection, you'd deserve a cookie.

Danny was noticing a pattern here. One that continued with everyone he dated. They always became some kind of hero before dumping him for his own protection, and it was infuriating. Sure, danny could defend himself, but he was never deep enough into the relationship to reveal his phantom half, and frankly, his hero career was something he left behind when he left Amity and destroyed the portals.

He met Tim at a skatepark after Tim fell off his board cause of some jerk speeding out in front of him on his own board, forcing Tim to stop or else hit the guy. The guy was unrepentant and Tim calmed him down (this did not stop him from melting the guys wheels with an ectoblast when no one was looking).

Tim then asked him to coffee. Danny, noticing how cute Tim was, agreed.

Danny was up front with his parents being mad scientists in Illinois. He always was with all the people he dated. It was better not to hide these kinds of things or worse, wait until you're already attached and afraid of losing them. So he always told potential partners as early as possible. Tim seemed a bit put off by this but was calmer about it than most, and they continued chatting.

Tim didn't seem like the type to turn to heroism or anti heroism so he felt safe on their later dates. It was only after he had known Tim for a while that he put the pieces together.

Tim was always covered in bruises that he hid with his clothes and make up, he had complained about batman over the phone when he thought danny couldn't hear, he was rich, he knew how to fight as revealed by his stances and footwork dispite trying to pretend he didn't, and lastly he held a lot of political power and influence being Bruce Wayne's son. Power he had no reservations using when it suited him or he was just feeling petty (that pettiness was part of why danny was falling for him harder than he thought he could)

No wonder Tim was so okay with his parents being rouges.

Tim was a villain!

At least Tim wouldn't leave him like all his exes. Danny doesn't think he could handle it if he did. Another good thing about this is now he can talk more freely about the more villainous and morally gray ideas and inventions when he was alone with Tim.

Tim didn't see anything wrong with Danny's idea to use something similar to cloning pods to make synthetic meats like rump roasts and steaks as a way to end world hunger and was eager to add to the conversation.

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phantomskeep · 7 months ago

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DC x DP prompt but it's just Danny acting like an ectoplasmic Venom with [insert DC character here]

Danny, after spotting a powerful hero having trouble: Oh no! I should help!

Jason "I've-Had-Too-Much-Of-This-Shit-Already" Todd: what the fuck why am I glowing

Danny, covering this helmeted fruit loop who was trying to fight tEN PEOPLE AT ONCE ARE YOU INSANE-: hi :D We're friends now :D

Jason: internal screaming

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justafandomgirly · 4 months ago

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Regulus: I feel like saying I’ll kill myself gets way more of a reaction than saying I’ll drown myself even though the two end basically in the same way

James: You need therapy

Regulus: I need a large body of water

James: Reggie NO

#marauders incorrect quotes except it’s just something I said to my friend today #jegulus #starchaser #dead gay wizards #marauders era #regulus black #james potter #regulus arcturus black #james x regulus #jegulus incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #marauders fandom #the marauders #marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #get it cause he drowns ha ha #actually regulus you died in a small body of water

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Let the revenge games begin.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #nie huaisang #He's gonna call his 5 horse friends up. They have to go on a 14 year long journey to finish the job but by god they will do it.#The sheer chaos in the Audio Drama is really fantastic. Reminds me of those traincar murder mysteries.#The lights go off and there's a scream and then BOOM dead body. Who did that!!!#Okay it was qi deviation and he did it to stop himself from killing his brother. He did it to himself.#JGY sadly has the worst alibi ever though. Both the strongest motivation and also uhhh presence at the scene.#Not to nitpick but as someone who loves murder mysteries - I do feel like even *one* other suspect would have made it stronger.#I get that he tried to make it look like an inevitable Qi Deviation and that it *is* something within the family legacy.#And a big part of NHS figuring it all out comes down to his own perceptiveness and intelligence.#If you weren't close enough to JGY and NMJ of course it looks like an accident.#Sadly 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card'' is also weak to 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card''.#NHS was the better subtle manipulator at the end. That's probably the strongest mystery part of MDZS. And why he's in my top 5.#My man pulled the 'kill him just as he falls from the top of his game and loses everything' gambit and I love him for it.

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braceletofteeth · 1 year ago

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Stop crying, he's not worth it.

#marry my dead body #mao pangyu #wu minghan #austin lin #greg hsu #gifset #*brace's #//#Minghan is good representation #for every fed up friend out there whose best relationship advice at this point is ''HIT THEM WITH YOUR CAR!!!''#(the morally correct part of my brain had a blackout as soon as Minghan landed the first punch on Mao's ex. désolé 🙏)

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catrasfreckles · 1 year ago

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*wakes up*

I wonder how Pyrrha feels about her dead lover's dead daughter having the same name as her dead best friend

*goes back to sleep*

#i need Pyrrha to tenderly cradle Gideon in her arms like a wittle baby.#the locked tomb #pyrrha dve #gideon nav #tlt #kiriona gaia #pyrrha rly is just haunted by all the people shes loved. everywhere she looks theres another reminder #but i think she could give gideon a lot of perspective re: cavaliers #in ntn right before cam and pal do the thing and she talks about how lyctorhood is not love. good shit #anyway. my point is i love pyrrha and she should scoop up gideon like a little bug. and give her a blanket and some hot cocoa maybe.#and also that its kinda fucked up to be in your dead best friends body forever and be reminded of him constantly #grief never ends

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dammjamboy · 4 months ago

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forgot to ever post this here but i had the most fucked dream the other night and i had to draw it

#it was so vivid.#bill gets to wake up from it here but in my dream ford was just like.. actually dead #it was wild. i love when i pray for dreams relating to my hyperfixes and this is the kind of shit my brain provides #um #billford #tw decapitation #tw mild gore #fucked up #yes it was specifically the mr bill pines bill and ford #my art #personally im a big fan of how i drew the other bill and ford #dream context: i bought a new apartment and invited friends over for a housewarming party and i guess i was just casually friends with #multiple bills and fords. pretty sick tbh. but in my dream i remember just like walking around the party and then coming up to join their #conversation just in time to witness this happen. i remember that the entire apartment went completely silent and i literally vividly #remember the sound fords body made when it hit the floor and then bill spent the rest of the dream freaking out trying to reverse time or #revive ford. i cant actually remember if he ever managed to figure it out bc my dream just devolved into something completely unrelated #about a storm suddenly hitting and the river in the backyard of this apartment started to flood and i became a lot more worried about that #ive been having some. interesting dreams as of late.#ANYWAYS #um. ask to tag #just in case

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futureflipflop · 14 days ago

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oh wow!

I say, excited to play the new beyond the bet dlc from hit game a date with death with the vague opinion of all good things will eventually come to an end. fuck you says the game, (Spoilers under the cut)

killing Casper after i was browsing his skincare routine.

artistic rendition of our very different reactions to our endings. + her ending (bloom) for context.

@azaleasomadina

#me and my friend sitting in call for an hour while i have the CG of his DEAD BODY pulled up and they're busy flirting with Casper and 5012.#holding my head in my hands #in tears #im actually gonna jump.#a date with death #visual novel #two and a half studios #adwd casper #adwd #adwd grim #adwd endings #spoilers #a date with death spoilers #beyond the bet #beyonfg the bet adwd

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jesncin · 3 months ago

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something something the way Halo gets to decide they're nonbinary in Earth's context while the human hijabi girl's body they stole gets no say in how she identifies...it's the way we get only the superficial layer of queer hijabi rep but none of the culture or intersection attached to it... color me unimpressed by it all

#ramblings #jesncin watches YJa #and ofc u can absolutely wear a hijab and be enby/transmasc/anything. my friends reclaim this stuff all the time #but gabrielle didn't get the choice to self identify the way my hijabi friends get to. an alien took that choice away from her.#it's like when the watchmen show racebent doc manhattan by taking the appearance of a Black dead man's body. stealing the bodies of-#-marginalized lives and passing off as them with no context of their lived history and life. not a fan of this trope #hits harder on characters of color in a really messed up way

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michi-chelle-draws · 3 months ago

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inktober 2024 - day 7

#inktober 2024 #apollo justice #ace attorney #ink #fanart #hooh boy today’s drawing was a doozy because i decided to record the process!#i still get nervous drawing in front of the camera but overall it went okay #i’m on the last chapter of spirit of justice 🙏🏼 they gotta stop traumatizing my baby boy apollo #also what even is his family tree i need a whole whiteboard to keep track lmao #but ngl i miss edgy rogue apollo #fellas is it gay to wear your dead bestie’s jacket over your body like a warm celestial hug #and abandon your friends and virtues as you seek revenge for his sake?

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thatonedudeinthecorner · 6 months ago

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This is their entire dynamic during season 1 I fear. Does Scott not look right? Absolutely. He’s off and I don’t want to put the energy into learning how to draw him because he is insufferable.