#marauders incorrect quotes except it’s just something I said to my friend today

[justafandomgirly]

Barty: Muggleborn rights are so gay. That’s why I don’t support them

Evan: Said the faggot

Regulus: *chokes*

[justafandomgirly]

James: What do you think the ideal gift would be

Regulus: A first class plane ticket to France with a reservation booked for the best view in a hotel overlooking a private beach with my own personal staff to take care of my every need. Why do you ask

James: *slowly backing away hiding the Lego set he bought behind his back* No reason

[justafandomgirly]

Regulus: I feel like saying I’ll kill myself gets way more of a reaction than saying I’ll drown myself even though the two end basically in the same way

James: You need therapy

Regulus: I need a large body of water

James: Reggie NO

[justafandomgirly]

Regulus: I love-

Regulus:

Sirius: What

Regulus: I was trying to think of something I love but I couldn’t think of anything

Sirius:

Regulus:

Sirius: You’re so mean

[justafandomgirly]

Regulus: You are making my life a personal hell. I’m leaving, I love you guys but not this much

Dorcas: It’s fucking monopoly sit ur ass down and pay the fuck up

Pandora: You rolled doubles so you have to go again

Regulus: *Rolls and lands on boardwalk* Motherfu-

Barty: *Cackles*

Evan: *Holds out hand smirking* I believe you owe me some money

Regulus: *flips board*