#marauders incorrect quotes except it’s just something I said to my friend today

[justafandomgirly]

Regulus: I think I’m going to start tutoring

Barty: Tutoring in what, suicide?

Regulus:

Regulus: Kill yourself

[ihavenothingoops]

Marauders as things my friends have said 1

Sirius: Confusion is the greatest weapon Sirius: You can quote me on that Sirius: Please quote me on that

[justafandomgirly]

Evan walking past a door and hearing yells from inside: Hello?

Regulus: Finally, can you help me. Barty locked me in this closet because I took his favorite quill and he wouldn’t let me out

Evan: *smirking* So you want to come out of the closet? Be who you are ig

Regulus: Shut up and let me out

[justafandomgirly]

Regulus: I feel like saying I’ll kill myself gets way more of a reaction than saying I’ll drown myself even though the two end basically in the same way

James: You need therapy

Regulus: I need a large body of water

James: Reggie NO

[justafandomgirly]

Pandora: Lily asked me for the time today so we’re basically married

Regulus: James glanced at me when I bumped into him so he’s definitely in love with me

Dorcas: I hate single people

[justafandomgirly]

Barty: Muggleborn rights are so gay. That’s why I don’t support them

Evan: Said the faggot

Regulus: *chokes*

[justafandomgirly]

How Evan and Barty became friends

Evan: Did you do the reading for history of magic

Barty: No because I can’t read

Evan: *rolls eyes*

Barty: No like actually I don’t have my contacts in and I refuse to look like a nerd and wear glasses so right now I can’t read

Evan: Wow just- Okay.

[justafandomgirly]

Remus: Luckily Sirius didn’t overreact when he found out his brother and best friend were dating

Regulus: He tried to set fire to my boyfriend

Remus: A very calm reaction when it comes to him

[justafandomgirly]

Regulus: I still can’t believe you got an O on the last test and I got an A

Barty: Yeah it’s crazy like I didn’t even study

Regulus who spent 8 hours studying: *grits teeth* Good for you

[justafandomgirly]

James: Are you a victim of fish fraud

Regulus: I will be when I drown myself after you ask me one more stupid question

James: 😦

[justafandomgirly]

Regulus: You are making my life a personal hell. I’m leaving, I love you guys but not this much

Dorcas: It’s fucking monopoly sit ur ass down and pay the fuck up

Pandora: You rolled doubles so you have to go again

Regulus: *Rolls and lands on boardwalk* Motherfu-

Barty: *Cackles*

Evan: *Holds out hand smirking* I believe you owe me some money

Regulus: *flips board*

[justafandomgirly]

Regulus: I love-

Regulus:

Sirius: What

Regulus: I was trying to think of something I love but I couldn’t think of anything

Sirius:

Regulus:

Sirius: You’re so mean

[justafandomgirly]

James: What do you think the ideal gift would be

Regulus: A first class plane ticket to France with a reservation booked for the best view in a hotel overlooking a private beach with my own personal staff to take care of my every need. Why do you ask

James: *slowly backing away hiding the Lego set he bought behind his back* No reason