#The author’s archives

[urlocalcarpet]

This is my silly mtl oc his name is Lamps Knueven

Lamps is the music producer for the band Rate Of Decay which is from a completely different universe but whatever

Lamps is mixed (Black and White) he doesn’t care what pronouns you use for her but he’s trans masc

Lamps has a bit of a loud mouth and loves gossip. He was originally supposed to be a fashion designer but became a music producer instead, which is how she met Michael Nielsen (the manager of Rate of Decay) along with ROD’s other helpers Nathan Laird and Helen Remedy, and it's safe to say he’s besties will all of them. 

Lamps has been arrested for many reasons mainly because he sells and does drugs very special ones known as Whale Blues, Catnip, and Abstract Madness

He used to be friends with Dick Knubbler way back then, and they would smoke weed and do drugs together, and Knubbler was actually the one that convinced Lamps into being a music producer, which got him to where she is now working with Rate of Decay, yet the problem is that one day he accidentally connected his mind to the universe while doing a drug he made himself that he called “Whale Blues.” which fucked him up to a whole new level, and due to his mind being connected to the universe, he looked into the future and saw the metalocalypse, and he saw Knubbler die, so he warned Knubbler, but he called Lamps crazy and stopped hanging around him, which made Lamps have a bit of a downfall in his mental health, leading him to the bar, where he eventually met Magnus Hammersmith. 

[theaftersundown]

the holy grail types of fanfic

[kriz-smthn]

[proletariat-of-sex]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[blakbonnet]

peak philosophy in ao3 tags

[dicklessthewonderclown]

nothing will ever amaze me the way fanfiction authors do. like, you wrote silly little stories about my favorite little guys? and i can read them?? for free??? that’s fucking wild.

you poured your heart and soul and very being into your writing and then put it out there for anyone to read? insane.

you spend a truly incredible amount of time writing novel-length, high quality stories, again, FOR FREE, that anyone can read, again, FOR FREE??

shoutout to every single fic author in existence, you guys are fucking incredible and i love all of you so much

[that-butch-archivist]

"Lesbian Weddings" by Wendy Jill York

source: The Femme Mystique, edited by Lesléa Newman

[bebx]

the :) AO3 gives you after telling you you’ve already left kudos on a particular fic is my archenemy because what do you mean :) ? what do you mean I’ve already left kudos here? have you read my favorite author’s work? look me in the eyes and tell me one kudos is enough. I’d give them a thousand kudos and my kidney plus my firstborn. what do you mean I can only give them one kudos??????

[anxious-m3ss]

“I hope this email finds you well”

First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3

[moonchild311]

"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

[gentil-minou]

Everytime I see posts like this I get filled with such profound sadness

Cause you know who has the same brainrot as you? The same unhinged feelings as you after you've read the fic? The person who always wants to scream about the fic with you?

THE PERSON WHO WROTE IT

I never used to leave comments but since I got into the habit of commenting on everything i enjoy it's been incredible. Especially when the author gets back to me about it and we get to have a discussion of what other ideas they had. One writer replied to my comment with a 5 paragraph essay detailing the Floorplan of the building the characters lived in and it was incredible

Anyways this is all to say that if you find a fic that just makes you want to scream from the rooftops, leave a comment saying that to the author and maybe they will join you and you can scream incoherently together

[urlocalcarpet]

Whoa carpets first post!?😱

Hay! Hay! Hay! I’m UrLocalCarpet the creator of the The Author’s Archives (TASA) the books series (and hopefully podcast)

I’m a trans man and I’m also mixed! :3 (Mexican and Caucasian)

I’m currently looking for voice actors for my podcast, which is a passion project of mine, so if interested, please feel free to let me know. :3

Some things I’m interested in are:

Metalocalypse, Postal, TMA, TASA, Daredevil, Metal, Good Omens, and Horror Movies

I’ll mainly be talking about my silly little ocs so enjoy that!

Thanks for reading my introduction! :3

[saggitary]

There is no greater bond than the one between a person and the fictional character they’ve written 50k+ words about

[crispyliza]

I've got you all figured out fanartists

[youwouldneverbreakthechain]

[tadfools]

You guys are commenting on the fics you read right? You’re at least leaving kudos on the Astarion smut and the pairs that have less than 20 fics for them too? You’re bookmarking stories you really like that are still being updated and ones that haven’t been touched in over a year right?

You know that even the smallest interactions are like cocaine to fic writers right? You understand how important a string of emoji hearts left behind on a chapter at three am is right?? Right????

You’re treating AO3 like a community and not a content factory….right?