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California responds to Trump’s lies blaming California’s governor and liberal policies.
#Trump’s lies matter#republicans lie about everything#republican assholes#maga morons#traitor trump#crooked donald#republican hypocrisy#republican family values#trump sycophants#f—k James woods
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it's hell on earth to be heavenly them's the breaks, they don't come gently
#daniel ricciardo#dr3#went on a hike the sunday after the official announcement and listened to this song on repeat for probably 3 of the 8 miles#POV: me in the middle of the woods telling myself to get it together#while crying about a 35 year old millionaire before I end up passing someone on the trail and they call the police on me#so song is about how female stars are treated overtime and when they first arrive they're praised for being authentic and refreshin#but once the shine wears off and they're a little older and reveal imperfections or they struggle they become a target for ridicule#and then they're discarded for the next new thing in town and the cycle keeps repeating itself forever#which to me so closely mirrors daniel's trajectory in F1 in the eyes of the media#but also when you take the lyrics at face value they are just so daniel...#the f1 ecosystem and more specifically the redbull “family” are fake as hell#and yet daniel is one of their most genuine products who actually can't be easily reproduced (but by god they'll try)#he showed a great deal of promise despite coming from a place that really never should've produced a successful f1 driver#because the cards were stacked against him and nobody really thought he would make it#but he did and he gave us 13 brilliant years (and he has SO much more to give and do and succeed at and he will)#but the wheel of time keeps spinning and the cycle continues for the next shiny new toy that they can nurture and then destroy#anyway i'm not totally in love with these gifs but I need to be done w/them and I had to exorcise this demon that was making me sad
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Every time someone says that an artist makes “TikTok music” an angel dies.
#This is actually a major gripe of mine#It makes me want to fucking scream#music becoming popular on TikTok does not automatically make it lose all value— you are just an elitist asshole#tally hall#will wood#lemon demon#jack stauber
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well, i walk the equator, chasing the light
little do i know, it orbits close behind
#dom’s art tag#2024 art tag#very experimental art piece if you couldnt tell#one tpot#one xfohv#tpot#the power of two#bfdi#battle for dream island#xfohv#x finds out his value#will wood lyrics
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i’ve never seen anyone mention the way will emphasizes the word “white” in “white picket fences” at the beginning of suburbia overture.
it is the first word of the first verse, and there is a noticeable pause between “white” and “picket fences” during which white is our only given description of this suburbia. i believe this moment of pause implies whiteness to be one of the society’s defining features. this idea seems to be corroborated by the mention of a “blonde, blue eyed baby” later in the same verse.
this reading of the song’s opening is in line with the rest of its lyrics, which describe a seemingly idyllic society which is dystopian beneath the surface. specifically, the descriptions of this society invoke images of 1950s america—a superficial culture that idolizes conformity to certain values (the nuclear family, christianity, whiteness, etc.)
#not that american society doesn’t Still put those values on a pedestal. but a lot of the imagery is clearly calling back to the mid century#sorry for being an english major about my interests do you guys still think i’m cool#even if this was not will’s intention it makes sense to me and i believe it enhances the theme of the song#suburbia overture#will wood#the normal album#wwatt#music#kat is typing
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Nick Fuentes - Fandom, Sneako - Fandom, 21st Century CE RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nick Fuentes/Keith Woods Characters: Nick Fuentes, Keith Woods, Nicolas Balinthazy | SNEAKO Additional Tags: Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Height difference, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Cuckoldry, Racism, Antisemitism, Sexism, all the -isms and -phobias, these are neo reactionaries after all, Cuck chair, Couch Sex, catching feelings, Sneako repeatedly cockblocks the reader, Unreliable Narrator, Satire, nickstorian, frogverse
Summary:
Rightwing commentator Nick Fuentes has been hanging out with streamer and fellow reactionary Sneako. When Sneako makes a pass at Nick, he turns him down for not being white, but Sneako suggests letting him watch him and another white guy. The white guy in question? None other than the current fire of Nick’s loins, Irish nationalist Keith Woods.
The latest entry into the frogverse is finished, this one focusing on Nick X Keith, also featuring Sneako.
#fanfiction#Archive of Our Own#Nick Fuentes fanfiction#frogverse#Nick Fuentes#Keith Woods#Sneako#Neith#America First#groypers#Nicolas Balinthazy#Nicholas Fuentes#groyper#rpf#real person fiction#real person shipping#Nick Fuentes X Keith Woods#Nicholas J Fuentes#Nickblr#njf#trad#Ao3#Nickstorian#traditional men#traditional masculinity#traditional values#Nick Fuentes/Keith Woods
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look i don't know how true this is but i hate hate hate in my bones the way that the recent rise of purity culture has intersected with minimalism and irony poisoning
no sex. no dark themes. no "fetishization." no ornamentation. no "unrealistic" lighting and you can't see a thing. actors don't enunciate for shit. no "purple prose" or "overwriting" (it's just an adverb) or "tumblr prose" or whatever the fuck the newest term will be. sincerity is cringe, ew, why would he say that. no colour grading, because we want the big-screen blockbuster to be "realistic," BUT we will shoot it in a room with fake sunlight and slap the effects onto the scene post-production. moral fiction. moral fanfiction. "omg this is craazyyy was the creator on drugs??!!1????" about any form of creative expression. lists of reasons why this short experimental amateur one-shot is Very Bad Writing, actually. s*x smex spice adult fun time p0rn k!ll grape sewer slide.
everything is boring, nothing is real, i am fucking sick of it
#art#writing#writer stuff#writer life#artist#artist life#art discourse#purity culture#there is this. sterility. that people keep trying to enforce. in a world that is defined by its entropy#that enforcing is violent and it should be recognized as such#i understand people having different styles. even minimalism has its own value#but not every writer is fucking hemingway#irony is everywhere but everyone forgets that you need to know and love a genre in order to do a Good parody of it#scream is fun. shrek is fun. cabin in the woods is fun. terrifier is fun#irony-poisoned marvel schlock that's making fun of itself and its fans for liking superheroes is not
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Booiiiiiii y u s0 Skibidi 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They both smell like wet dogs + emo-maxxing and haven’t felt a day of comfort in their lives!! They are obviously inlove!!!


Also funny lil thing w the brothars ever :3
#creepypasta#fandom#creepypasta fandom#creepypasta fanart#doodles#scene kid doodles#fanart#ship art#hobo heart#hobo heart stitches#jeff the killer#Jeffery woods#Jeffery Keaton#hobo heart x Jeff the killer#hobo x jeffery#heart x jeff#go to sleep.#do you value your heart?#jebo#☠️🎀#homicidal liu#homocidal liu#sully creepypasta#slenderman#zalgo
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digital portrait of FRODO. high-key value painting yippee
#art#artists on tumblr#secretlyditto#painting#digital art#digital artist#digital painting#lord of the rings#lotr#lotr frodo#frodo baggins#frodo fanart#elijah wood#fan art#fanart#lotr fanart#yipppeeee#value painting#b&w
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#pacific palisades fire#James Woods millionaire MAGAt#republican assholes#maga morons#climate change denialism#republican family values#karma#climate crisis#message from god to MAGAts: repent#Trump sycophants#maga cultists
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A quick first look at Andy Alcatraz and Stanford Pines from my work-in-progress Sims 4 savefile, based on @frogsandboxes' phenomenal fic Happy Pills (if you have not read it, GO READ IT, IT JUST WRAPPED UP AND IT'S PERFECT). I'm still combing through the fic (read: rereading, but making notes this time) for descriptions, and also there's like... a crapton of CC I still need because there is not a single suit in the game that has an open button up shirt below it that will show a gold chain necklace under it, every single suit even remotely like that is one that hides/disables necklaces entirely. Also I'm not sold on the rings I picked for Andy, I think I need CC there too. So these are not absolutely the final designs, but they are pretty much the rough vibes at least.
There will absolutely be more pictures from this. Like. I'm actually gonna play with stuff like Basemental Drugs and Gangs as well as just.... taking a lot of pictures of these two doing.... basically everything. Also I need to build Hush, my beloved boy needs his nightclub.
#stancest#happy pills#the biggest changes from my existing stan and ford sims- which are admittedly tweaked from someone else's stan and ford sims bc i am not th#*not THAT good at facial structure-#uh#the biggest changes honestly are that andy has longer hair even than mullet!stan#and then ford has slightly shorter hair and slightly less muscle than if he'd spent several years in the gravity falls woods researching#and ofc andy dresses nicer. for a very mob guy/drug dealer/club owner value of dresses nicer#ngl i finished putting andy together and just. had to stop a minute and stare at him like this: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵#man's so fuckin hot. how does anyone cope
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We need a Total Drama character who packed a bunch of relatively obsolete, but still used in specific situations, things (like a compass, mini flashlight, pocket watch, polaroid camera) which only comes in use one episode where no one has their (airplane mode) phones which can do those exact things. The camper goes on a huge tangent about modern tech not being as reliable as the 'good ol originals', which in turn means nothing because their talking caused them to lose the challenge by a close margin anyways
#total drama#total drama island#every nature vs tech episode of kids shows is hilariously biased they act like tech has no value#meanwhile your child is watching it on an ipad so like idk man. go get lost in the woods if it's fun
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My puppy has to get a dental done tomorrow which is really scary bc she's super old (16.5) so everyone needs to look at her and wish her good luck (her name is Cookie btw)








#just yeah. even if it's in your brain silently wishing her luck.#she' been not wanting to eat the last like 2 weeks so i've been having to hand feed her specific wet foods and such#she will still eat duck jerky just fine tho. even tho her problem is 100% that her teeth and gums are bothering her.#her bloodwork is IMPRESSIVE tho as stated by several different vets. her only problem was a slightly elevated liver value#which she's old so that isnt that odd and its not high enough to worry about even. so its that & arthritis & teeth is her only issues#so yeah. as long as she makes it through being put under for the thing she should still be good for a while. knock on wood.#*new creative post tag here*
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Is it time to reread Tam Lin by Pamela Dean????
#October is upon us!!#Time to celebrate literature and learning#and the joy of college communities and the grief of leaving youth behind#and finding hidden magic and love in unexpected places#and placing value on the unborn life!!!!!#Time to COMMIT to loving someone and hold them to your heart as they transform#(Blackwater Woods by Mary Oliver vibes)#I’d love to find an audiobook of it if I could!#I forbid ye maidens all who wear gold in your hair#To come or go by Carterhaugh for young Tam Lin is there#Pamela Dean#Tam Lin
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not to be rude but like AI art literally steals from other artists and it's awful for the planet.. so maybe you should mind AI art? lol
Hey so I'm not really gonna answer this beyond 1) I don't really use Tumblr for debates/arguments about inflammatory topics and 2) I'm purposely ignorant to the entire outrage surrounding AI art because there are too many things demanding "action" and "engagement" from the general public on any given day at this point that I literally have zero left in the tank.
I'm not defending AI art but I'm literally just saying it's not one of the things that "enrage" me as of late. I'm more worried about things going on in my personal life and the current political climate of the US rn tbh and I come here to Tumblr to be horny about fictional characters because that's a better coping mechanism than drinking myself into a stupor or taking bong rip after bong rip to the face.
That being said I subscribe to artists on patreon that create their own art and will always 100% support artists who draw for a living.
#please don't come into my inbox with this energy#like please don't try telling me what i need to be mad about#you literally wake up every morning to rage bait headlines on your phone being suggested to you without you even searching for anything#just give me this space to be willfully delusional#that's all i ask#us pol#answered#please remember there are actual real breathing multi-dimensional human beings behind most of the blogs here on Tumblr#i know it's hard to remember but not everything you see on social media is black and white#there is a lot of gray in between#don't take everything you see at face value and form your opinion or general feeling simply based on that#remember there are depths to things you may not know#saying all of this before the barriage of people come into my inbox saying I'm an ai art sympathizer and all that other bullshit#i really am so tired of people forgetting how to be human with one another#you say one shit thing and they nail you to a cross now#or even for something horrible you said 10 fucking years ago#as if you're the same person now#I'm sooooo tired#i want to live in the woods and cook and grow my own food and fantasize while drinking tea looking out a window at the mountains#i want peace in my life
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