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the eternal joy of being friends with fictionfolk from sources you know absolutely nothing about

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Not Stan in the Beijing Bikini 🤣

sweating for different reasons

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big fan of ford going out of his way to mention hes bringing 'curses and spells' on his hike and not like. water

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hypothetically. hypothetically. if i did this. i'm not remotely sure how the ships other than fordbel would shake out bc i am a perpetual multishipper and also a perpetual "they should get more poly about it" shipper and also i am categorically incapable of separating mabel and dipper long-term bc we all know that neither of them would cope with that well.

but i just. i really want to write fic about ford in college falling for a slightly mysterious wildly chaotic incredibly beautiful girl who feels familiar in a way he can't quite define. and then finding out who she is and having an incest crisis about it. and also probably there's implied stancest that he's just. Intensely Ignoring. bc this is the era where he wrote "i miss you" on the wall in code but has convinced himself he's 100% angry at stan still. but also if dipper is there it's got pinecest in it bc they're. they're just soulmates ok i don't make the rules. so then it's dipfordbel cuz dipper's not gonna sit back and let mabel Not Share. and then also there's whatever fiddleford is doing in all this other than witnessing his roommate's incest breakdown.

also it needs. a plot. even tho i really just want the plot to be "what if college fordbel solely bc it feels like the vibes of red wine supernova which is a fordbel song to me. in my soul."

i need sleep i think. better clarifications coming tomorrow.

someone tell me i don't need another time travel fic

(but consider: college fordbel)

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WAAAAIIITT.✋️Pause. im not fiddling with my ford im fiddling with my mcgucket☝️. sucks his thang right off and he goes WOOOOOOWEE

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Art trade with: @/razzlierizzle😚💖 A/B/O stancest ✨

Cut for a second ver:

Reclaiming his omega bro 😋🫶

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GET READY FOR A GAAAAAAME CHANGER!

Original + edited empty set under the cut

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sweet dreams (◡‿◡✿) 

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Reflections are overrated, anyway.

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The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

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stanley pines deserved to be a dad, it's not even fair 😭

based off this dialogue in the 3ds game

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Your fetish doesn’t have to be praxis.

Read that sentence. Read it again. Really drill it into your skull. Internalize the idea until it cannot be removed from your brain.

Then stop making really annoying discourse posts on why this or that kink is WrongBad or how everyone with it is WrongBad and start caring more about how this person treats others outside of a consensual kink context. You’re allowed to hate a kink because of how much it resembles real life issues you suffer with, but other people are going to engage in it whether you like it or not and the only reasonable thing you can ask of them is to not involve you or anyone else who doesn’t want to be a part of it.

And before “three guesses on what kink OP has” if you don’t know me, you’re probably wrong and about to make yourself look like an ass by making assumptions. Go ahead, test your luck, I dare you.

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you only really need one

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If you’ve been personally victimized by a mutual (making you horny), please raise your hand 🙋‍♀️

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magmas

(semi-follow up to this)