#The Remnants

[pink-nubes]

Edgy teens

(Genesis is forcing them to take a picture together so he can upload it to the ff7 equivalent of Instagram)

A little time skip for my au, I imagine they are like 16 here :)

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I do not believe Sephiroth would be mature enough to adopt out kittens. I think he'd end up with 8 cats.

These are his babies now. He will raise them as his own. His army grows larger by the day 😈

The Remnants standing there pissed off to hell because SURE he'll adopt a literal army of cats but he can't take two seconds to drop in and pay his child support.

[salternateunreality2]

The goddess creating Cloud Strife

Here, let's add some social adeptness

oh, cuteness, we need cuteness for this one

Stubbornness too, clearly going to need it...

Mental stability...

Now where did I put my catnip for creepy god-tier entities? SHIT

OH CRAP OH FUCK

Well shit.

[ctkira]

watched a movie recently 👍

[zeroshine]

Dangantober 2024 12/31

I love there designs, they are so cool 🤪

We gotta love are toxic yuri at some point 🙄🤌

[spockvarietyhour]

Joe Flanigan as John Sheppard in "Remnants"

[ilminnestrone]

My last three brain cells I'll be left with at the end of this thirteen weeks I've left to work before I loose my current job.

(They're called Rage, Despair and Burnout).

[icycoldninja]

The Remnants (Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz) incorrect quotes

Yazoo: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

Yazoo: You know, Kadaj, you are the sun in my life. Kadaj: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot? Yazoo: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.

Yazoo: Why is there blood everywhere? Loz: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Yazoo: You stabbed someone?! Loz: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Loz: I type how I think. Kadaj: Odd that you type at all then.

Loz: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Yazoo: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

Kadaj: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Yazoo: You looked in a mirror? Kadaj: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.

Yazoo: Can you pass the salt? Kadaj: Can you pass away? Yazoo: Too much salt.

Kadaj: Do dragons fart fire? Yazoo: I don't know. Kadaj: I thought you went to college.

Loz, watching power lines fall down: Yazoo, Kadaj! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

Loz: How would you like your coffee? Kadaj: As dark as my soul. Loz: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

Yazoo: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Yazoo: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

Kadaj: Takes a sip of milk and gags Kadaj: Oh my god, is this expired? Kadaj: Takes another sip of milk

Loz: Knock, knock. Yazoo: Who's there? Loz: Boo! Yazoo: Boo who? Loz: Why are you crying? Yazoo: I'm not crying. Loz: Hello notcrying, I'm Loz.

Kadaj: Holy shit, Yazoo, do you know what this means?! Yazoo: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

Loz: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way. Yazoo: But your way is sheer force!

[catboyidia]

Thoughts on asg having not only one kid but 3? (Aka the remnants)

im entirely on board with that thought, i think it would be entirely chaotic in every possible way! i do think they could figure out how to manage it though

being they’re first time parents and of three children, they probably have to play trial and error a lot, but i feel angeal is quickly able to pick up on each one of their quirks and sephiroth is able to strategize how to manage each of them, but poor genesis is stressed to hell and back and nearly ripping out his hair the entire time

i feel like infancy would be the easiest stage… meaning not easy at all because infants are usually a nightmare, and having three is most likely even worse! especially when its the remnants… i think baby loz would cling to angeal like his life depended on it, to the point angeal has to get one of those baby carriers that straps the baby to your chest, and none of the others would be able to settle loz no matter what. and i think kadaj would be an overall ultra fussy baby, none of them are getting sleep with him around and they all end up having to take shifts to care for him, although for some reason, after kadaj has started tiring himself out, sephiroth is the one that is for some reason able to put him to sleep. i think baby yazoo would be just an absolute angel though, like the perfect baby everyone would wish for, a little clingy but nothing near as bad as loz, and luckiky he doesn’t seem to have much of a parental preference so they’re all able to manage him quite easily.

i think toddler-childhood years with the remnants were a nightmare not only for asg but for yazoo and loz too for having to be brothers of kadaj! the remnants definitely gave asg a major run for their money, but mainly kadaj… kadaj was definitely a little asshole that would bully, fight, and steal loz and yazoo’s toys and such, and was definitely overall just very misbehaved, causing angeal to have to step in and issue punishments, meanwhile genesis was running around to try and sort everything out and help calm down a sobbing loz and sephiroth could probably calm yazoo with ease, although i dont think yazoo would be very bad, maybe a few tears here and there but sephiroth would just mainly have to talk yazoo out of trying to retaliate against kadaj… unfortunately, despite sephiroth’s efforts, genesis will be willing to look the other way on occasion when yazoo does retaliate.

teenage years were definitely the worst though, for everyone involved! genesis probably had to deal with each of their emotional problems, especially because teenage kadaj is most likely reminiscent of teenage genesis going through an angsty phase. loz still very much favors angeal, and i don’t think loz gets into much trouble, but i do think he’d be the most bullied of them all, so angeal would have to frequently try and help loz. angeal is definitely still the punishment giver though, although kadaj and sometimes yazoo dont always listen to angeal, so sephiroth has to step in instead, in which they know they’re in major trouble at that point. i feel like asg definitely raised them well enough that none of the remnants got into any truly bad trouble though, probably just doing the standard teenage angst kind of shit that would get them grounded for like a week.

overall, despite there definitely being plenty of ups and downs, i think asg would do pretty well with three kids! they would definitely be running around constantly but i think with just a bit of communication, the three of them would be able to manage the remnants, especially with each of the remnants having a different favorite parent. the remnants would ultimately grow up pretty well! healthy and happy for the most part! i think they’d be a really nice, healthy family at the end of day, especially when the remnants are all grown up

[pink-nubes]

So... my friend and fellow ff7 enjoyer @wowa-bublord got an ask about AGS raising the remnants so 🥺 now I feel like I have to finally make this public sknfkjashfa

I have a LOT of things about this au so you are free to send asks about anything! In this au Sephiroth is brought back by the lifestream 5 years after the Nibelheim incident. The lifestream was able to separate the Jenova influence over his mind by splitting them into other three bodies, that's where the baby remnants come in! They basically all got spit out of the lifestream together inside a cave and Jenova's influence over Sephiroth is quite weak now, he is very confused tho, and has trouble remembering what happened in Nibelheim. And of course, he is even more confused because, "Where did these babies come from???". But overall he takes them under his care, he couldn't possibly leave them alone, he bonds fairly quickly with them. They are the only thing he has for a while.

And yep, that scar on Seph is from Cloud stabbing him, it goes all around

Also, this will eventually be AGS, but a few things happen before that lol (I have many things to talk about)

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All three Remnants appear as actual children and now Sephiroth, Angeal, and Genesis are stuck in charge of them (unless they want these weird Sephiroth children to get trapped in Hojo's lab). They attempt to take the Remnants to your average sit down dinner restaurant.

Angeal is trying to mold the boys into good eggs by teaching them some manners. He is watching them like a hawk inside and always instructing them to sit up straight, albeit to mixed results. And he's also trying to keep Sephiroth strapped to his seat as well since Sephiroth is ADAMANT about bailing on the little brats.

Sephiroth is extremely disturbed by the Remnants and wants nothing to do with them. Even this facade of normalcy is driving him crazy. He glares at Angeal while eating, ignoring Kadaj and Yazoo tugging at his bangs, trying to eat his steak in (relative) peace until Loz throws up in his lap.

Genesis finds this all HILARIOUS and loves the little gremlins. Everything they do delights him. Flinging food at each other across the table? Hell yeah. Crawling under everyone's legs? Hell yeah. Making Sephiroth completely miserable? HELL yeah. He actually gets along really well with the kiddos. And lowkey wants to keep them out of some secret knowledge that perhaps they really are Sephiroth's babies.

[phnxfirethoughts]

Time Travel AU

Parallel universe where Cloud+his kids don’t exist

Sent to this universe to prevent its Sephiroth from going crazy

a/b/o

The remnants are SC’s kids

Will be referred to as The Triplets, the boys or Kadaj, Loz, and Yaz

Aerith knows all

The boys are between 8-10 yrs old

Sefikura(probs won’t specify other ships tbh)

Will be serious and unserious at the same time

[verysmolspams]

So I finished watching Advent Children for the first time. I’m not okay 😭

[evadneares]

"This is a love story. I never knew there were so many kinds of love or that love could make people do so many different things.

I never knew there were so many different ways to say goodbye."

Maggie Stiefvater, "Linger"

[goddessofroyalty]

SO, while I was reading your “Cloud is the remnants carrier” and “Cloud is Promtos dad” I had the biggest brain idea e v e r. So the idea is the triplets and Prompto being AGSZC kids hUH HUH.

NOW HERE ME OUT ON THIS, instead of all the triplets having all silver hair one has reddish brownish hair (Genesis), another has a deep black color (Angeal (Idk how to describe his hair :(.)), while of course the last stays silver (Sephiroth).

Now I’m kinda stuck on which of the triplets would have what parent but have patience with me it’s 4 in the morning when this idea bitch slapped me.

SO CONTINUING WITH THE IDEA Prompto being the obvious mix of Zack and Cloud, with clouds looks and zacks personality how can that nOT FIT‼️‼️‼️ Now to top all this off keep the idea of Poly ASGZC (if you wanna add in the angst the go all for it shawty!!!!!), Big brother triplets, and Sweet, Innocent, Loving Baby brother Prompto getting a crush OR GOD FORBID *whispering* b o y f r i e n d s

I know Prompto and the Remnants being siblings (and Cloud's kids) has been discussed on this blog before. I believe the Remnant's were Prompto's younger siblings though. And I don't want to do the hunt for it myself right now (this ask may gain links later).

There is a theory floating around that the Remnants are meant to mirror the three original firsts. I believe it's Loz is Angeal (biggest but unlike Angeal the most emotionally unstable), Yazoo is Genesis (can't remember the justification), and Kadaj is Sephiroth. So could line up that parents with that if you wanted.

The Remnants would be so intense as big brothers. I do think they would be kind of mean big brothers though - it's playful teasing on their part but they have an intensity about them that a lot of Prompto's insecurity probably can be connected back to his big brothers. And especially if they have lost most of their parents, they want their baby brother to be strong enough to survive and they are willing to push him if that is what it takes for him to be able to do what needs to be done.

The flipside is that they are also very protective of their baby brother. Nobody else can be even slightly mean to Prompto or possibly think about dating him. They simply won't allow it and will beat up whoever the person in question is.

Prompto is probably a very sneaky child in this verse. Not because of Cloud but because of his brothers.

[totallyhextra]

Omg you guys it actually happened:

(For my Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego friends)