#The Marvelous Sauce

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Marvelous Sauce (c. 1890) by Jehan Georges Vibert

[warningsine]

[annabelle--cane]

I just need to write this scene out in words, okay? so she's a new employee at the hotel, and she has a bleeding hand wound. he's her boss and going through vampire withdrawal so bad that he's about to kill everyone in the whole world and/or himself. she says, "I know what you are, and if you don't feed you're going to hurt someone" (she has been sent here to deliberately pressure him into feeding on her). he knows he should say no but she's uhhh. Not Wrong. they go up to a hotel room. he gives her a stopwatch and a stake. he says "ten seconds, then push me off. if I don't stop, kill me." he makes her line the stake up with his heart as practice. he looks like he's about to pass out. he sits down next to her on the bed, he leans in to her neck and gently adjusts her head, she says, "no, not there, people will see." she rolls up her skirt to expose her upper inner thigh. he gets down on the floor. kneels. bites. she gasps. it visibly hurts. ten seconds pass. she pushes him off. he lays supine on the floor, reeling, gasping, her blood on his face. what the fuck.

[uglyduckling339]

"Yelena should date Kate!!" "No, Yelena should date Bucky!!" WRONG! Yelena should adopt 10 more dogs and become a crazy dog owner and never see a day of suffering again in her lifetime.

[multi-fandom-enjoyer]

Y/n leads a blindfolded Yelana up a flight of stairs.

Yelena: Where are we going?

Y/n(chuckles): I told you it's a surprise.

They climbed the last few stairs and finally reached a door. You opened the door, and both stepped outside.

You took her blindfold off for her to see a table with candles overlooking the city.

Y/n: Happy Valentines Day!

Yelena: Thank you, detka. Happy Valentines Day.

Once you both sat down, you removed a metal covering, revealing a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

She looked at you, with a smile across her face, before pouring the hot sauce on the macaroni.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Can we talk about how fcked up Charles can be sometimes? Can we talk about how Charles can sometimes be actually scary as a person? Like he can legit be nefarious sometimes, but those moments are not as talked about as Erik's warcrimes (aside from the holocaust visions from TAS)

girlfriend i promise we're all very aware about how wack charles xavier can be and i assure you his nefarious moments are talked plenty from what i run into. like outside of this inbox most times you breathe charles' name to someone they'll be prepared to start swinging

[azurecoffin]

saw that requests for x men drawings are open and i would LOVE to see your take on rictor!!!

Sorry this took forever! You got me into Ricstar so I got distracted in reading Ricstar comics & fanfics! It was for research but now I can't stop screaming & crying & throwing up about them!

Casual Rictor

Also it was nice playing around with Green for a change instead of Red!

Prev: Boom-Boom Trinary M Armor Pixie Surge

Requests are open for Casual X-Men (Tho I'll focus on anyone who's a B-Lister or below) I'm gonna try to catch up to my goal of one a day but I have accepted the fact that it will likely bleed into August!

[daisybell17]

LOKI SAUCE

i’m 100% sure everyone around me is so done with my obsession with loki but can ya blame me 🥱

[shitpostingperidot]

The Marvels + hot sauce

Carol:

Keeps at least 3 bottles on her ship

Prioritizes moving all hot sauce, including packets, to earth

Monica:

Enjoys what’s available on Carol’s ship

Keeps a bottle at work, which is a strong enough reminder of her as a person that it makes her grieving coworker cry

Kamala:

This is the closest Kamala gets to interacting with hot sauce on screen, but given that she ended up eating the biryani without knowing its spice level and liked it, she would be totally fine with the mere 450 scovilles of Monica’s work hot sauce (Louisiana brand)

Bonus: iman vellani out of character

[aturnoftheearth]

apples have done so much for us. apples. apple juice. apple sauce. apple cider. apple cider vinegar. apple pie. candy apples. caramel apples. apple butter. apple jelly. i could go on about my best buddy apples 🍎 🍏

[columboscreens]

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

commission for @call-me-coley

the request: Something with Peter and Yelena the results: Peter and Yelena, friendship bonding over a pot of macaroni and cheese.

What are the chances they raided Kate's apartment together??

[annabelle--cane]

so fucked up that my move in date for uni is thursday so I won't be able to participate in the immediate public fallout of this episode

[silvadour]

[cerealboxlore]

Whiz Kid Billy Batson and Lois Lane + the others

How come I haven't seen anything about Billy Batson interacting with the other journalists and reporters in the DC universe when it's the perfect opportunity to have the truth seekers in one room combining their skills/forces together?? I mean seriously, let the Whiz Kid Billy Batson HC meet with the others during some big journalist/reporter convention being held in Fawcett City, he has his own little radio show, let the boy speak his mind! Billy and Lois would have a blast together solving a cold case, interviewing superheroes together, and investigating the mystery behind who invited all these famous journalists and reporters to Fawcett city.

Make it be like a Knives Out scenario where someone extremely important and big suddenly bites the dust during the convention, and not only are the famous reporters and journalists there meant to solve the case, but they are also the suspects! The superheroes are away and can't help in this event, it's up to the non super powered allies to get to the bottom of this and save themselves!

Billy obviously can't transform into Captain Marvel due to the circumstances, but he's more than ready for a challenge to prove that Billy Batson is just as much a hero as his alter ego is.

Billy Batson, Lois Lane, Iris West, Jimmy Olsen, Viki Vale, Cat Grant (I'm going off the DC wiki for journalists and reporters). Put all these people in a room and all of your secrets will be in extreme danger.

Bonus points if Benoit Blanc is canon to the DC universe and was invited as a plus one to a guest of honor/VIP at the convention. I like this fruity southern detective man a lot. Him existing in the DC universe would just be hilarious and actually fit. Man solved a lot of famous cases, who's to say he's never solved a supervillain crime case or answered a few Riddles by the Riddle before (even though he thinks they're stupid). Let this man meet batman for crying out loud! (And let him play Among us with the other journalists/reporters-)

I got the idea based on the snippets of the fic being made by @wolfsbanesparks that involves Billy going through a mentorship program under Lois Lane.

[inthefieldwithdiamondbutterflies]

For the life of him

Peter cannot pronounce the word

Worcestershire