#The Marvelous Sauce

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Marvelous Sauce (c. 1890) by Jehan Georges Vibert

[warningsine]

[annabelle--cane]

I just need to write this scene out in words, okay? so she's a new employee at the hotel, and she has a bleeding hand wound. he's her boss and going through vampire withdrawal so bad that he's about to kill everyone in the whole world and/or himself. she says, "I know what you are, and if you don't feed you're going to hurt someone" (she has been sent here to deliberately pressure him into feeding on her). he knows he should say no but she's uhhh. Not Wrong. they go up to a hotel room. he gives her a stopwatch and a stake. he says "ten seconds, then push me off. if I don't stop, kill me." he makes her line the stake up with his heart as practice. he looks like he's about to pass out. he sits down next to her on the bed, he leans in to her neck and gently adjusts her head, she says, "no, not there, people will see." she rolls up her skirt to expose her upper inner thigh. he gets down on the floor. kneels. bites. she gasps. it visibly hurts. ten seconds pass. she pushes him off. he lays supine on the floor, reeling, gasping, her blood on his face. what the fuck.

[uglyduckling339]

"Yelena should date Kate!!" "No, Yelena should date Bucky!!" WRONG! Yelena should adopt 10 more dogs and become a crazy dog owner and never see a day of suffering again in her lifetime.

[multi-fandom-enjoyer]

Y/n leads a blindfolded Yelana up a flight of stairs.

Yelena: Where are we going?

Y/n(chuckles): I told you it's a surprise.

They climbed the last few stairs and finally reached a door. You opened the door, and both stepped outside.

You took her blindfold off for her to see a table with candles overlooking the city.

Y/n: Happy Valentines Day!

Yelena: Thank you, detka. Happy Valentines Day.

Once you both sat down, you removed a metal covering, revealing a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

She looked at you, with a smile across her face, before pouring the hot sauce on the macaroni.

[garlicsunshine]

the people have been asking for jockstrap logan and i am here to deliver 💁💕

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Can we talk about how fcked up Charles can be sometimes? Can we talk about how Charles can sometimes be actually scary as a person? Like he can legit be nefarious sometimes, but those moments are not as talked about as Erik's warcrimes (aside from the holocaust visions from TAS)

girlfriend i promise we're all very aware about how wack charles xavier can be and i assure you his nefarious moments are talked plenty from what i run into. like outside of this inbox most times you breathe charles' name to someone they'll be prepared to start swinging

[azurecoffin]

saw that requests for x men drawings are open and i would LOVE to see your take on rictor!!!

Sorry this took forever! You got me into Ricstar so I got distracted in reading Ricstar comics & fanfics! It was for research but now I can't stop screaming & crying & throwing up about them!

Casual Rictor

Also it was nice playing around with Green for a change instead of Red!

Prev: Boom-Boom Trinary M Armor Pixie Surge

Requests are open for Casual X-Men (Tho I'll focus on anyone who's a B-Lister or below) I'm gonna try to catch up to my goal of one a day but I have accepted the fact that it will likely bleed into August!

[daisybell17]

LOKI SAUCE

i’m 100% sure everyone around me is so done with my obsession with loki but can ya blame me 🥱

[shitpostingperidot]

The Marvels + hot sauce

Carol:

Keeps at least 3 bottles on her ship

Prioritizes moving all hot sauce, including packets, to earth

Monica:

Enjoys what’s available on Carol’s ship

Keeps a bottle at work, which is a strong enough reminder of her as a person that it makes her grieving coworker cry

Kamala:

This is the closest Kamala gets to interacting with hot sauce on screen, but given that she ended up eating the biryani without knowing its spice level and liked it, she would be totally fine with the mere 450 scovilles of Monica’s work hot sauce (Louisiana brand)

Bonus: iman vellani out of character

[aturnoftheearth]

apples have done so much for us. apples. apple juice. apple sauce. apple cider. apple cider vinegar. apple pie. candy apples. caramel apples. apple butter. apple jelly. i could go on about my best buddy apples 🍎 🍏

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Marvelous Sauce (c. 1890) by Jehan Georges Vibert

[columboscreens]

[annabelle--cane]

so fucked up that my move in date for uni is thursday so I won't be able to participate in the immediate public fallout of this episode

[bburn-art]

Fall Sunrise was a FANTASTIC read. One of the most beautiful comics I've seen come out in recent years. Here's some art I made this month in reflection of that

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

commission for @call-me-coley

the request: Something with Peter and Yelena the results: Peter and Yelena, friendship bonding over a pot of macaroni and cheese.

What are the chances they raided Kate's apartment together??