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I'm allowed to make this joke, but I love that Jewish death rituals are like:
"Pfeh, for what should I spend $12,000 on a big fekakte box they see only for five minutes before they cover it with dirt?"
"Don't waste my good suit what might fit my nephew Lev if the bum should ever even try to get a real job!"
"Embalming? Don't mind me, I'll rot in the dark."
#There is standardized Yiddish transliteration and I fart in it's general direction#Anyway Jewish ritual plain box simple shift closed casket no embalming#Spend money on bagels for after#There are a lot of prescribed behaviors for how to behave at the Shiva (mourning house calls)#My family observes none of them. We treat it like a family reunion#If you want all my petty family funeral drama though maybe a different post?#But seriously Christian funerals are such a huge scam. Taking advantage of people at their most vulnerable.#If you have an iron stomach go read about what happens to a corpse when it decays in a vacuum sealed coffin#Death#Death rituals#Judaism#jewish#Jumblr#Jew stuff#post o' mine#Clearing out the drafts#Offensive Yiddish accent clichés are for Jews only.#For this we came to America? To get made fun of on the feygele website by our great grandchildren?
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Sometimes I feel like people failed US History and this recent election and talks about tariffs really do prove that. I mean did literally everyone collectively forget about the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act and those major repercussions? Btw that act happened in 1930. There's a reason President Hoover's name was used to refer to Shanty Towns in the Great Depression. Or the fact that almost all tariff acts within the last 80 or so years have either been expanding negotiation for world trade or deliberately decreasing tariffs. And the one time in 2002 where steel had tariffs placed on it, it was repealed in under a year because the cost greatly outweighed any benefits.
Does anyone remember the last time Trump tried to make tariffs in 2018? How many people credit it to be one of the largest tax increases in US history!?
Are people really that stupid? Like it's literally a REQUIRED part of our general education. Why do you think it is!? So people can actually make smart decisions.
#us elections#us politics#economy#tariffs#us history#istg these people must have failed it#“make america great again!” the last time we had tariffs the great depression happened you idiot#ughhhhhh#like genuinely wtf#and people are complaining about no christmas bonus#and im like did you even read your us history textbook#this has literally happened every time#when will you learn!#when will you learn that your actions have consequences!#literally the only time really tariffs worked was when america was first being made#and then we got just regular taxes#like do i need to hit yall over the head with a textboook#screams incoherently#bruh and i hate the electoral college#but this makes me think Hamilton had a point#like why tf are we letting people who didnt know anything about economy and us history vote for the future of our economy#im like do some research#its not that hard
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Noodles and Tea’s work inspired me fr
#phineas and ferb#gravity falls#perry the platypus#bill cipher#crossover#heinz doofenshmirtz#major monogram#great googly moogly#And at this one stand there was this forest service guy#and he was selling these really amazing muffins#they had Dunkleberries and EVERYTHING they looked delicious but they had nuts in them so I didn’t buy them#(I’m not allergic or anything I just think that there is a time and a place where you don’t put nuts in food#like seriously this thing was STUFFED with pecans and I was like that’s gonna ruin the flavor! Pecan…. that’s a really weird word you know#like try saying it out loud a couple times. Pecan.. peCHAAANs. Pea-can. hm. hm.#anyway)#but this guy had some other really random junk lying around so I decided to take a look and I actually found something really msyerious!#there was this book with a big ‘2’ on it and I couldn’t find the other ones so I was like hey where’s the rest of these and he was like#we already sold them off and I was like WHAT that’s so crazy#like if you’re gonna sell a set of books#WHY would you sell each one separately cuz that would really suck to just like#start in the middle of a series or get hooked and never be able to continue it#and I was pretty wary anyways cuz it looked so CRYPTIC and WEIRD#but he said he’d give it to me for 92 cents and baby that’s a STEAL#couldn’t NOT take it#I mean it sat around on my desk for months and I mainly just used it as a paperweight until one night#they stopped broadcasting America’s Got Talent on my channel and out of SPITE I decided to find a way to defy American Tradition#and read a book#….what? ohhhh you though I was gonna build an inator over this#no at the time I was already working on a Tuesday Inator that would force every Calendar in the Tri-State area to always have every day#as Tuesday so I could ALWAYS have a discount on tacos! do you know how OVERPRICED those things are when they’re not on Tuesday?
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Rewatched The Mighty Ducks trilogy. Have some shitty memes.
#the mighty ducks#adam banks#jesse hall#charlie conway#fulton reed#guy germaine#gordon bombay#these are shit but I had fun#my personal faves are the b99 and spiderman jesse ones. the guy one and the quack quack quack one#also love that I made 4 about charlie with 3 of them being the same template and all 4 being about the same movie#I literally spent the last half hour of D3 repeating “I love these kids. These absolute dweebs.” and crying.#I like to believe after Portman came back he heard about what happened after Adam joined Varsity and made everyone apologize to him#and then went to beat up varsity cause they were dicks to everyone INCLUDING ADAM#can you guys tell I want jesse back and the ducks to apologize to adam?#love that charlie left and immediately decided that he and fulton would just move to canada at 17. my absolute faves#re-read my way through most banksway fics on ao3 so if anyone writes more that'd be great. I don't know enough about hockey or america
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Girl, they're the cutest oh my god 🥺🥺🥺🥺
#how are they both sexy as hell too is my real question 😶😶#Peter is foxy as hell too... 😶😶#could they both get it? very much so 😶😶#Peter Schmeichel#the OG geriatric king <3#the OG Great Dane <3#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#danish captain america#big daddy 😩😩😩#edit to add: for anyone that reads these the gifs from both games will be coming this weekend
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NICO: WE SHARED THE LIFT THIS MORNING! I WAS GOING TO THE POOL TRAMPOLINE WITH MY TWO DAUGHTERS AND HE WAS GOING TO THE RACETRACK. PINKHAM: VERY DIFFERENT LIVES YOU'RE CURRENTLY LEADING.
#that line from nico is like /the/ modern brocedes thesis to me#like this is their happy ending!!! it is not the one they dreamed of all those years ago in greece but is a happy ending.#it's not multiple shared championships or racing against each other for years or anything their 13 year-old-selves would've dreamed up but#it is them achieving their dreams. lewis has 7 wdcs and is aiming for an 8th. nico has a loving wife and 2 daughters he'd die for. they are#both doing the things they love. would it have been nice if those dreams included each other? yeah. would it have been nice that when ppl#mention their names it would be to talk about what great friends they are instead of how they tore each other apart? absolutely! but they#were doomed from the start. so maybe it doesn't matter that they didn't get their traditional 'happy ending'. at least they had a happy#start and a semi-happy middle. at least they have the lift to see each other. at least nico's daughters get to keep lewis in their lives in#a way nico will never get to again. they will never share a bowl of frosties again but at least their roots are so thoroughly tangled#together that they can never look back without haunting each other. at least they still have that.#anyway for all the non-americans who reblog or like this. the poem is 'the road not taken' by robert frost. very famous in america#every middle/high schooler has to analyze/read this poem at some point. i don't know how popular he is outside of america so i thought id#leave a note ig.#anyway. i am going crazy and i need to lie down. that 2nd line was sooo hard to find a photo for. wth does 'hence' even mean???#brocedes edit#brocedes#f1 web weaving#f1#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#f1 edit#nr6#lh44#web weaving
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Imagine voting for a guy who wants you to work your current job for $2 an hour without OSHA regulations and force your kids to work in mines in order to buy meals that aren't FDA regulated. If you think I'm exaggerating, read the document yourself. Btw, if you think trump has nothing to do with project 2025, his former staff has literally contributed to the document.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/11/politics/trump-allies-project-2025/index.html
Feel free to fact check me wherever you can.
#us politics#politics#please boost this#vote blue#donald trump 2024#project 2025#tip of the iceberg#trump is a threat to democracy#youtube#republicans#conservatives#maga#make america great again#make america safe again#because workers rights matter#your workers rights#workers#republican party#project 2025 is a nightmare document and you should read the introduction at least#donald trump#donald trump lied about not knowing what this document was
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So I went to the wiki page for the henghill Bullet & Brain mission of 2.2 looking for some dialogue I had missed and
a) I found something incredibly tasty that slotted into some other thoughts I'd been having, more on that on another day, and
b) I saw this super fun little trivia at the bottom, which!
I knew Penacony characters like Boothill took a lot of inspirations from old movies, but I didn't realize it was even in his and Dan Heng's relationship, that's so cool!!
It fits them very well, it's such a fun reference. "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" was an old buddy Western film (from 1969- nice) about a pair of outlaws. Butch Cassidy was the leader of a gang, and described as clever, affable, and talkative. Meanwhile, his closest companion, the Sundance Kid, was known as a man of few words.
Cassidy's original birth name was much more plain, but similar to Boothill, he took on a new moniker when he became an outlaw. "Cassidy" had been the last name of his beloved mentor, who taught him how to shoot and ride. And Sundance Kid was known as he was because Sundance was the name of his hometown, and it was the only place that had ever managed to catch and jail him, back when he'd been younger (also similar to Dan Heng, but ouch).
These two stick together like glue throughout the length of the film- through Cassidy's leadership of the gang being challenged, through a train robbery gone wrong, through being pursued by mercenaries, and even through fleeing to Bolivia and trying to start over together.
I don't want to say too much more, since the mission title is referencing one specific movie that I've never seen. I kinda wanna watch it now, though, just to see the inspiration that went into Boothill and Dan Heng and how they get along. I just think it's really sweet that these two were literally made to be the best of bros, how lovely is that. 💕
#honkai star rail#this can be ship or plantonic tbh yall are always free to tag my ramblings as you please haha#just! they're so sweet!!#FWENDS#i would love to see more of them being a dynamic duo further down the line ♡#i think the film moved things along a little quicker but the real life Cassidy and Sundance were actually in south america for a few years#they fled there to get away from pursuers along with Sundance's girlfriend Etta Place.#supposedly they managed to buy a small ranch and the three of them lived peacefully (and even lawfully!) together for like three years-#-until the law caught up with them again#at some point Etta Place returned to the US reportedly due to illness rather than not wanting to get caught like in the film#Sundance may or may not have escorted her back. but whether he did or not he returned to South America with Cassidy#the two of them eventually got into a huge firefight with authorities where Sundance was fatally shot and Cassidy chose to end his own life#that's the most common story anyway. some also say Cassidy snuck back into the US again where he lived quietly until his death.#but it reads kind of like rumors of Elvis Presley sightings to me BSMZKNSKS#the film ended much more happily with the two of them getting into shenanigans and a freeze frame of them in a hail of bullets haha#i wanna see Dan Heng and Boothill fight together too it would be so cool aaaaaa#they would be great at getting into shenanigans! as we've already seen!!#fun bonus info: Boothill's ult literally puts black bars at the top and bottom of the screen to look like a widescreen Western movie#fun bonus info 2: Cassidy was regarded with respect by some people bc he never stole from the poor he only robbed big companies#this is actually nicer than Boothill is in canon bc he openly admits he will rob someone blind if he doesn't like them BSKZKKZMSKDK#(although I feel like its implied he has more standards for this than he gives himself credit for.#like he makes it pretty clear he doesn't particularly like Argenti at first and thinks he's annoying as shit but I'm sure he didn't rob him#...would have been real fucking funny if he did though oh my god I would love to see him try that. it absolutely would not work BSKZKNSKSJS#hsr#henghill#bootheng#dan heng#boothill#hsr boothill#hsr dan heng
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Oh, screw you Cap. You're the oldest one here, yet you're acting like a petulant child. You call yourself leader? Don't make me laugh:
#I hate captain america#but on a lighter note#we get an irving forbush reference#the fictional comically inept intern for marvel#it was a great joke#the avengers#avengers#anti captain america#hawkeye#scarlet witch#quicksilver#pietro maximoff#wanda maximoff#clint barton#marvel 616#marvel#marvel universe#marvel comics#reading comics
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And I’ve always said this.
#actually really great read#marvel#mcu#Steve rogers#Bucky Barnes#stucky#yes that tag is relevant#captain America#ca:TFA#ca:tws#writing
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A thrilling and horrific tale of 5 strangers caught up in a mysterious supernatural conspiracy, will they uncover the secrets of the peculiar artefact bestowed upon them or will they fall to what lurks in the shadows? Find out in Curse of the Amulet, coming to a theatre (heh) near you this Halloween season!
#rolling with difficulty#how the fuck do i tag this#rwd curse of the amulet#??????????#for the full effect please imagine sophia's voice reading that caption#and disregard the fact that i wrote 'this halloween season' in the dead of july#this took me like a full month to draw and like yeah i was busy with other shit in the meantime but i just feel the need to point that out#bc this wasnt even as high effort as my last piece THAT was me running at 120%#this was just a very 'some things are gonna take all week no matter how half you ass them' kinda project#also in case youre wondering yeah alistair's was the one i thought up first and it was 100% inspired by the original cats musical poster#that and red's joke at the end of the episode about jay gatsby surviving all the glowing green lights#im still mad about that btw. cuz the great gatsby was my favourite alevel lit text and jay gatsby is my pathetic little meow meow#so the fact that someone in this one shot set in 1920s america is playing just Jay Gatsby But Worse is just#KJSDHFKJSDHFKJHDKH#/pos i love alistair so much#art i made
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i've never read Eyeshield 21 but I took one look at this spiky sharp bastard and I've decided that I love him
so spiky
AND YOU'RE CORRECT lmao. That's Hiruma Yoichi, he's a menace and I love him. Every manga should have a dangerous weirdo with a book full of blackmail who drives the plot forward by being an absolute crazy person. Eyeshield 21 is a football manga, and he's just out here blackmailing and scheming and being an audacious chaos gremlin.
ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS MANGA MIGHT HAVE OUTLANDISH PROPORTIONS OR FEATURES BUT AT LEAST THEY LOOK LIKE HUMANS!! Hiruma why are you like this?!?!
#Eyeshield 21#Hiruma Yoichi#The only part of his appearance that's artificial is the blonde hair which he bleaches and otherwise he just looks like that#anyway highly recommend ES21 it's legit I would say the best sports manga I've ever read#disclaimers: like a lot of sports media from japan it is occasionally very weird about black people hahaaaa QuQ#not in like a negative way in fact very much the opposite but boy there are one or two chapters that i just kind of shake my head through#and tbh the World Cup arc is kind of a weird fever dream of country cliches altho also I find foreign stereotypes of america very funny#other than that it's just a damn good time and a great sports manga full of characters that I still intensely love to this day#Time Stop Magician still makes me hold my breath ahhh the tension.... not that I'm biased because the Shinryuuji match is my all-time fav#(robert downey jr meme voice: they are biased because shinryuuji is their all-time fav)
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"Black queer women have shaped American culture since long before the era of gay liberation. Decades prior to the Stonewall Uprising, in the 1920s and 1930s, Black "lady lovers"—as women who loved women were then called—crafted a queer world. In the cabarets, rent parties, speakeasies, literary salons, and universities of the Jazz Age and Great Depression, communities of Black lady lovers grew, and queer flirtations flourished. Cookie Woolner here uncovers the intimate lives of performers, writers, and educators such as Bessie Smith, Ethel Waters, Gladys Bentley, Alice Dunbar-Nelson, and Lucy Diggs Slowe, along with the many everyday women she encountered in the archives.
Examining blues songs, Black newspapers, vice reports, memoirs, sexology case studies, and more, Woolner illuminates the unconventional lives Black lady lovers formed to suit their desires. In the urban North, as the Great Migration gave rise to increasingly racially mixed cities, Black lady lovers fashioned and participated in emerging sexual subcultures. During this time, Black queer women came to represent anxieties about the deterioration of the heteronormative family. Negotiating shifting notions of sexuality and respectability, Black lady lovers strategically established queer networks, built careers, created families, and were vital cultural contributors to the US interwar era."
#to read list#black#black history#queer#queer history#women#women's history#american culture#lgbtqai history#lgbt#book#lady lovers#jazz age#great depression#feminism#great migration#subculture#subcultures#black queer women#black queer#sexuality#respectibility#sociology#us interwar era#usa#America#American#queer culture#bisexual women#bisexuality
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The worst fate, they utterly agreed, would be to become like Mother and Dad, stuffy and frightened. Not one of them, if she could help it, was going to marry a broker or a banker or a cold-fish corporation lawyer, like so many of Mother’s generation.
Mary McCarthy, The Group (1963)
#mary mccarthy#the group#2024 reads#quite intriguing once you get into it - which took me the at least two chapters even though it is very well written#feminist literature of the 1960s#sex and the city vibes - but in a good way#vassar graduates '33#nyc novel#intertwined stories of eight women as they navigate issues such as relationships - limited career choices - marriage and motherhood#great character voices - even the more irritating characters grow on you because they are so unique and representative at the same time#a text that feels like a time capsule into pre-WWII america#what to read next - though?
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47 President is Donald Trump | What Does This Mean For Black Women, Femmes & Queers? @BlackWomanVibes
Get Ready For The GREAT SETBACK‼️👀 | America voted for its next Top Imperialist In Charge. Now that we KNOW the devil in front of us, how will we organize to defeat him and his demon minions? That is to be seen for the next 4 years. Since this election cycle impacts EVERYONE who is a NON-rich White property owning cishet man, I suggest you start organizing like your life depends on it. BECAUSE YOUR LIFE DOES DEPEND ON (ORGANIZING) IT.
As an Ace (Asexual) life outside of cishet patriarchal normativity often is lonely. Even as part of the LGBTQIA+ community, we are often relegated as a mystery due to the lack of media/social representation of Asexuals and being replaced as a + sign after the Q in LGBTQ(+). Amatonormativity may rule the day, but we still exist as the alternative and that’s beautiful.
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blue is frustrating bc she’s self aware enough to realize she’s had not one not two but three separate men playing in her face the whole game but she’s decided to deal by lashing out at america, the ONE person who has been in her corner all season. i’m tired of recruits either u go full taylor hale and study your ass off to win or just don’t come on the show!!!!
#sometimes recruits learn how to play but sometimes. they get dragged to the end and they think they’re doing great. blue.#like if her master plan was ‘in getting cory out so i have america to myself’ fine. but what are u gonna do when u have her to urself bc ur#reads are god awful!!!#bb25#i keep hoping she’ll wake up but she is determined to sleep thru the game. just as bad as meme & reilly at this tbh.#i’m worried this sounds meaner than i intend. i’m just frustrated at these girls rn. terrible gameplay almost unanimously.#only exceptions are cirie & amer imo. and i love fe but lol.
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