#The Great Celebrity Bake Off

[gacktova]

[carltonlassie]

[jackbatchelor3]

More like cake poops.

🤭🙊💩

[thespianwordnerd]

Today's the day!! Channel 4 at 19:40 for my UK friends if anyone wanted to know

[russell-crowe]

The Great Celebrity Bake Off for SU2C: S07E02

[noel-fielding-web-page]

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[fyeaheddiemunson]

Ok. But look at Joe's face when Jamie says he never saw him as Eddie.

[olympain]

Celebrity Bake Off 2024 line-up revealed

[skeletaldarling]

nevermind the buzzcocks series 29 episode 4 // the great celebrity bake off 2020 episode 3

[gacktova]

[giantmushyfriend]

It's not a want, your honor, IT'S A NEED

Okay, okay, okay.

Y'all, I'm snowed into my house after Iowa just got slammed by a lot of snow, so I predict some cabin fever mess to spew from this page (I'm sorry).

ANYWAY

So, we all know how Michael Sheen was on the celebrity episode of the Great British Bake Off, and he was an absolutely chaotic and competitive little shit. Michael always jokes about his competitiveness, but he just came out of the gates swinging, acting like the chaotic little Welshman he is. And we loved it. How could we not? Michael is so loveable, even when he's causing chaos and making Wales 4 Ever treats. That being said, I vote Michael comes back for another episode.

But Giantmushyfriend, I hear you ask, won't that be repetitive and boring?

No, because not only is Michael unpredictable and very funny, but also because two other people would be joining him: his TV husband, David Tennant, and Neil Gaiman, the destroyer and repairer of all hearts.

There are so many different ways this potential episode could play out, and it is the best thing the Great British Bake Off could produce. Because just think about it.

Michael would inherently go back to being the chaotic menace we all know he will be. He'd come in with the attitude, "I performed great the last time I was here, and I am going to do great again, and if I don't, then at least I'll be cute."

David would come in, and everyone would expect him to be all nice because he's practically known as the Patron Saint of Pleasantness in the acting world, but he turns out to be a menace. I can picture David either trying to create an alliance with Michael, trying to impress Michael, or trying to demolish Michael. There would be no in-between. In the case of the third scenario, I can practically hear David saying, "Listen, Michael Sheen is a dear friend who I love immensely. Top of the line, man, Michael. However, I am going to annihilate him- exterminate him." Because, as Georgia has warned us, he would be insufferable.

Either way, every compilation of David and Michael acting like a married couple for X minutes would get new content, and Anna and Georgia would get a good laugh.

And then there's Neil, the mastermind. Neil would be a more secretive, chaotic force brewing beneath the surface. He would seem all nice and just happy to be there, enjoying making some goods and having fun. But behind the scenes, he's turning people against each other and watching them take each other down. Because Neil is an evil mastermind, we've seen it with all of his works. He's a writer. He knows how to cause conflict. And he will wipe the floor with David and Michael, alongside everybody else. There would be a slew of "Neil Gaiman Big Brain" compilations and edits all over the Internet, all of which would be retweeted by Michael, who is salty about it. And we would relish in it.

Listen, this would be my Roman Empire. I don't know who I need to write for this to happen. I don't know how hard I need to grovel at God's feet for the Earth to be blessed with this, but I need it so biblically. I'll grovel harder than Aziraphale, but for the love of all things both Holy and Unholy, P L E A S E

@goodomensonprime

P L E A S E

[queenboimler]

finding out from great british bake off that a uk flapjack is NOT a us flapjack was a lot to learn this morning

[cristinablackthornkingson]

Me watching Celebrity Stand Up To Cancer Bake Off, and seeing the James McAster meme moment at the judging of the signature challenge:

[talkteav]

This Food Network show combines strategy, creativity, and fierce competition. Last Bite Hotel, hosted by Tituss Burgess, challenges chefs to create culinary masterpieces with just 13 ingredients.🥑🌽🥕🥦

[russell-crowe]

The Great Celebrity Bake Off for SU2C: S07E02