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idgaf if it's a legitimate business term. it's piece of shit to me

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So I'm #learning and #listening from long distance hikers that make their food a) easy to transport b) shelf stable c) quick to cook d) nutritionally whole because while I am not backpacking for months in the wilderness, I also would like to have easy and quick and nutritious meals that don't go bad in my fridge/pantry. normal and valid thing to ask for. So my latest experiment was saag (inspo here) which involved:

Freeze dried spinach flakes

Frozen chopped garlic (wonder if powder would work in a pinch?)

Ginger powder (didn't have any frozen ginger, worked ok)

Freeze dried jalapeños

Chopped onions (woulda used frozen but didn't have any so I DID have to use a cutting board 🙄)

Ground cumin powder

Coriander powder

Turmeric powder

Garam masala powder

Salt

oil + a bit of butter at the end (I know, blasphemy)

And I'm not saying this is authentic or anything (in fact it's definitely not) but it turned out rly good? Cooked down in 15 minutes or so. Maybe I'd add a squeeze of lime/lemon at the end to tie the flavors together. I could add tofu (or even chickpeas!) to bump up the protein bc I don't have paneer but it's like. Definitely going on my list of depression meals after the microwave shrimp fried rice and savory oats

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chicago has the largest tumblrina population outside of eastern europe

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This World was Made for Us

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Taskmaster series 13 - little Alex Horne breaking character

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Oh she's legit crazy, her boss threw her out of a surgery so she strangled him with an IV line. How did she get through medical school?

Also, who is letting her perform surgery barefoot?

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They're soulmates, not lovers. They'd kill for each other. They would kill each other. They hate each other, they're hopelessly devoted, they'll go down together with their hands wrapped around each other's throats, but they'll be together. They see themselves in each other. There's no one else who understands. They are the bane of each other's existence. They will likely be each other's downfall. There doesn't need to be kissing, that would ruin it at this point.

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So our murderous doctor has a live in servant (?) who is at least aware of, but not chill with, the fact that she murders people

I swear this character ought to be a historical drama. This is totally bonkers

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the sense of horror when you finish a book that was Ass Bad and you go to see what fellow haters are saying but all the reviews say it is the best thing they've ever read. feel like i just saw my reflection in the mirror move all by itself or something

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your introduction to robbie williams 'rock dj' was that fantastic musical sequence from better man (2024). my introduction to robbie williams 'rock dj' was that music video from 2000 where he rips the skin and flesh off his whole body until he's just a skeleton. we are not the same.

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They're so besties I'm crying

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I just want you all to know, that if and when this site does experience a real exodus and/or get sunsetted for good, even if we don't keep in touch I'll remember you so fondly. You're the online equivalent of the other kid on the beach where we built sandcastles together; the girl at the campsite where we explored the trees. You're the drunk person who shared kind words in the bathroom at the club, you're the talented artists at the life drawing class or the poetry night in a city where I don't live anymore. It makes me sad that maybe in the future our paths won't cross so easily, but even when we leave this little shared piece of cyberspace, carried away on our briefly intersecting trajectories, just know I still love you

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the pipeline of fixating over some thingy

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I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

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