#The Doctor & The Master

[killjoygem]

I love the line "she's the only person I've ever met who's even remotely like me" because he could have so easily said that it's because she's the only other timelord, that the rest of his planet is hidden away at the end of time and she is all he has but. Thats not what he says.

He says she's the only person he has ever met who is like him. All the people he has met across time and space, everyone from his home and everyone he has met since, so many wonderful and kind people, but none of them will ever understand him the way she can, and vice versa

[claraoswalds]

Oh, is that who I am now? Well, it was never that far from the surface, mate.

[northernfireart]

read the whole story> here by @clarionglass :)

[thelesbianthespianposts]

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[fedzzzart]

COMPANIONS

aaaaaah looking at them all together is so satisfying!! and i’m so proud of actually finishing this🥰

[aenslem]

DOCTOR WHO || AGATHA ALL ALONG

[truebluewhocanoe]

Doctor to the Master: We can fight amongst the stars

Doctor to the Toymaker: We can play games across the universe

Doctor to Rogue: We can argue across the stars

The Doctor only knows two kinds of long-term relationships: travelling companion and interstellar nemesis. No in-between.

[bobcatblahs]

Have some more of the Doctor Who text posts I’ve been hoarding

[nat-20s]

Doctor vs Master in terms of who I'd rather have as an enemy is Master all the fucking way. The thing about The Master is their number one priority is not their moral code or revenge or domination or being a villain no their number 1 priority no matter what is being high camp. If the master was after me I would just clap to lower the lights and make "masochism tango" start playing and then during the dance I'd cuff and collar them with some ridiculously strong stuff and at the end they'd be like "mon chéri...it seems you have foiled me for now, but we shall meet again" and then they'd kiss me hand and I probably would have at least a few years before they show up again. Whereas if you're not already in a deeply codependent situation ship and you piss off The Doctor their number one priority is Fucking Getting You. You can fuck off to the year 6 billion in the 13th dimension and they'll still find your ass and be like "I tripled your lifespan and also gave you anterograde amnesia so everyday you will wake up with fewer and fewer loved ones but the grief will be brand new" like jesus christ man i don't wanna deal with that

[grandadtwelve]

whew his taste in men 👍🏼

(+ bonus)

[nipuni]

Retired Timelords 😃

[idkaguyorsomething]

“ap gwilliam was the worst prime minister” doctor. babe. i know why you don’t tell your companions everything at once, but you’re really gonna tell them a bald-faced lie like that. your ex murdered a tenth of earth’s population and immediately turned the entire planet into a hellscape, there is some steep competition here

[deadrobinsclub-est1988]

[causalityparadoxes]

The Moon and the President's Wife // BOOM

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