#The &039;Other&039; Love Story

[historyhermann]

Princess Syalis' sleep quest, spells, and forbidden library knowledge in "Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle"

Princess Syalis reads a Grimoire in the forbidden room off the underground demon library, and is annoyed I’ve written about sleeping on this blog throughout this past year, whether in regards to Rin Shima in Laid Back-Camp, who sleeps at the information desk when she was in school, one of the few characters who is a librarian which I have seen doing this, while comfortably wearing a hair bun.…

[stubaby777]

Stu's World: Post Picks For August Thru November

Stu’s World: Post Picks For August Thru November

Man, there have been some amazing posts shared here of late. And of course, I can’t wait to share them with you😊 But before I do that allow me to introduce you all to a very dear friend of mine. Her name is Dana and we go way back! Also like most of us she has a story. One that she is working on sharing through her blog From Past To Present. Check out her latest post entitled Going Back To 1974…

[127luvr]

My Love Mine All Mine

a ‘na jaemin x male reader’ smau!

na jaemin and y/n l/n have known each other for years. inseparable since they met—graduating school together—landing their first job together—quitting together. hell, they even had their first kiss with one another. but it’s never been like that—their relationship doesn’t go beyond platonic soulmate-ism. romantic feelings never seem to cross their minds even after years of their friends (and friends of friends) continuously asking whether or not they were dating. it isn’t until jaemin’s love life suddenly starts to pick up where y/n feels conflicted on his feelings.

- ͟͟͞☆ intro!

profiles ! ? #

TY ent information

LUNA cafe information

- ͟͟͞☆ start!

001 bug like an angel

002 buffalo replaced

003 heaven

004 i don’t like my mind

005 the deal

006 when memories snow

007 the frost

008 star

009 i’m your man

010 i love me after you

011 valentine, texas

012 working for the knife

013 stay soft

014 everyone

015 heat lightning

016 the only heartbreaker

017 love me more

018 there’s nothing left for you

019 should’ve been me

020 i guess

021 that’s our lamp

022 geyser

023 why didn't you stop me

024 old friend

025 a pearl

026 lonesome love

027 remember my name

028 me and my husband

029 come into the water

030 nobody

031 pink in the night

032 a horse named cold air

033 washing machine heart

034 blue light

035 two slow dancers

036 happy

037 dan the dancer

038 once more to see you

039 fireworks

040 your best american girl

041 i bet on losing dogs

042 my body's made of crushed little stars

043 thursday girl

044 a loving feeling

045 crack baby

046 a burning hill

047 texas reznikoff

048 townie

049 first love / late spring

050 francis forever

051 i don't smoke

052 jobless monday

053 drunk walk home

054 i will

055 carry me out

—DISCLAIMERS although this includes real people, this work is pure fiction. the portrayal and characterization of the members are solely based on how i perceive their personalities based on content.

this work is not written in first person, it’ll be mostly focused on the reader’s perspective unless stated otherwise.

while this is a socmed au, there will be written parts included in the story.

—REMINDER to ignore all time stamps and any spelling mistakes that made their way into the final cut.

[snicketverse-fic-finder]

any jacquelyn and olivia stories you recommend?? i like smut but honestly anything will do atp because there is barely anything of them 😓

[Word count: 1,519]

🗣️Main Character: Olivia Caliban

🫂Main relationship: Olivia Caliban / Jacquelyn Scieszka

Set: During Canon 🕰️

Fic Type:

Oneshot 📕

Romance, Sharing a bed

💘🛏️

Description:

‘Jacques can't come pick up Olivia, but she still misses the trolley. What's a girl to do now that she's stuck in The City?’

[This fic doesn’t contain smut however I have high hopes that you have not read this before as it currently has only 1 hit.]

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A series of works. [No.of fics in series: 12]

[Total Word count: 28,356]

🗣️Main Characters: Olivia Caliban, Jacquelyn Scieszka and Esmé Squalor

🫂Main relationship: Olivia Caliban / Jacquelyn Scieszka / Esmé Squalor

Set: A timeline in which the unfortunate events of the Baudelaire children do not occur.

Description:

‘Olivia Caliban, Jacquelyn Scieszka, Esmé Squalor - The City and VFD's most important girlfriends (!)

This is the first collection of their adventures in love, work, more love, the occasional espionage and even supernatural and witchy encounters.’

[All works in this series are rated either ‘General Audiences’ or ‘Teen and up’. ]

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[Word count: 23, 039] [5/? Chapters. Last updated 2019 ⚠️]

🗣️Main character: Olivia Caliban

🫂Main relationship: Olivia Caliban / Jacquelyn Scieszka

Set: During Canon 🕰️

Fic Type:

Multichapter (unfinished) 📚

Smut

❤️‍🔥

Rating: Explicit ❌🔞

Description:

‘Jacquelyn Scieszka does not call a taxi for Olivia Caliban the day they meet.’

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[Word count: 774]

🗣️Main characters: Jacquelyn Scieszka and Olivia Caliban

🫂Main relationship: Olivia Caliban / Jacquelyn Scieszka

Fic Type:

Oneshot 📕

Smut, Fluff, Established relationship, PWP

❤️‍🔥

Rating: Mature❗️

Description:

‘ “Jacquelyn, darling, if you let me finish this chapter, I’m all yours.”

“Who says you can’t finish your chapter?”

~ Or, Jacquelyn is a pain, and Olivia loves it. ~’

[I personally don’t enjoy smut however judging by the comments this is a good fic so hopefully you will like it!]

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[Word count: 17, 838]

🗣️Main Characters: Olivia Caliban, Jacquelyn Scieszka, Isadora Quagmire, Duncan Quagmire and Quigley Quagmire

🫂Main relationships:

Olivia Caliban / Jacquelyn Scieszka

Olivia Caliban & Jacquelyn Scieszka & Isadora Quagmire & Duncan Quagmire & Quigley Quagmire

Set: Post canon ⌛️

Fic Type:

Multichapter 📚

Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Found Family

❤️‍🩹🖤👩‍👩‍👧‍👦

Rating: Teen and up

Description:

‘Olivia finds herself thinking, not for the first time, back to Prufrock. It's as far and faded as a past life. What would life be if she'd never left? What life would be if she had simply gone home, or if she succumbed to those starving Caligari lions...

"Olivia?"

She looks up in surprise, "Sorry, is everything alright?"

"Yes, better than alright! But... are you okay?"

"I'm okay," she smiles fondly, "Promise,"

She is okay. Her wounds have healed, and without them, she might never have escaped that organization with her fiancée, never met these children, her children, never to be snatched away again. They had been burned down to their lowest, until they built each other back up from the ground. And she would do it all over again, if it meant to be where she was now.

Jacquelyn, Olivia, and the Quagmires get the home that they deserve.’

[‘Anything, if it’s with you’ is honestly speaking one of my favourite snicketverse fics!!! It has brought tears to my eyes before and it’s just…I don’t have the words to do justice to the emotions this fic evokes. It doesn’t contain smut (which you mentioned having a preference for) however Olivia and Jacquelyn’s relationship is a central (+extremely well written) part of this fic so I would definitely recommend reading this if you like Olivia/Jacquelyn.]

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Thanks for the ask!! I hope at least 1 of these fics is what you were looking for! 👀

Feel free to send another ask if you would like more recs whether it’s more recs for Olivia/Jacquelyn or anything or anyone else!💛

If anyone knows of any good Olivia and Jacquelyn fics not mentioned in this post then feel free to comment your recommendations!

[windmaedchen-fairytail]

The Raven and The Dove

Hello again! There is more to this big project by us: Part 3! (story and text by @snowfist13, art by @windmaedchen)

🛈 Introduction (Prelude) 🛈 Introduction (The Darkness of Fairy Tail) 🛈 Introduction (The Raven and the Dove) 🟣 Raven and Dove 001-008 🟣 Raven and Dove 009-018 🟣 Raven and Dove 019-028 🟣 Raven and Dove 029-038 🟣 Raven and Dove 039-048 🟣 Raven and Dove 049-058 🟣 Raven and Dove 059-068 🟣 coming soon...

We've returned once again for Part 3!

This is the story focusing on both, Ivan's rise and fall of his Fairy Tail roots. And to unveil a dark secret of the Dreyar family.

Reminder on a few details on this story.

All of this is fanmade and not part of the main continuity.

Part 3 will revolve on Ivan's perspective and how he met his wife and how their encounter had changed him entirely.

Not only are we introducing a brand new character for Part 3, but are also fleshing out background subplots from the original series to understand more of the lore.

This also reveals a bit of an origin story for Laxus and his importance.

Not only do fans see how Ivan's life was in Fairy Tail, but it also reveals his own personal descent.

Part 3 will also show a darker tone aspect, as well as a terrifying secret near the ending.

The White Dove... 

Ivan is often described as a Raven, hence the name of his guild, but it was also interesting to make his significant other represent a form of grace and purity. Hence the wife and mother presented as a dove. Yin and Yang, black and white, opposites attract to one another.

Ivan's Personal Origin... 

Part 2 may have fleshed out the backstory of Ivan's life and relationships to both Makarov and Fairy Tail, but Part 3 is how he met the love of his life and how their encounter changed him entirely as a character.

The Matriarch of the Family... 

The mysterious wife of Ivan and the mother of Laxus is finally introduced. While there had been other depictions and interpretations of Ivan's wife and Laxus's mom, we decided to make her a unique character in the story. Despite her status as deceased, her presence still plays a huge role in the Raven Tail arc and is vital to Ivan and Laxus's story.

Polar Opposites... 

When designing Ivan's wife, we wanted her to be the complete opposite of his character. Ivan is manipulative and tries to control his enemies emotionally, while his wife Maria, is calm, disciplined and in control of her emotions. We also thought that being Laxus's mother, she would display character traits that Laxus has in general, such as an intimidating demeanour and being a silent type . But also his iconic coat, which in this story belongs to her. Similar to Ivan, she is rather an enigmatic character. But unlike most members of the Dreyars, she is more spiritual and much more harmonized with magic and is the only one who isn't part of the Fairy Tail guild.

Past Background... 

Similar to Part 2, we also thought of fleshing out background plots in the story to help the narration of how Ivan and the guild lay out in the past. The era Ivan experiences as a young adult consists of a war against dark guilds and a particular one that would later convert into the Balam Alliance.

Laxus's name holds personal value... 

The entire male Dreyar members minus Laxus have common Russian names, but Laxus is based on the Russian word ''Lux'' which means light. And just as Mavis Vermillion named Makarov after a kind king, his mother was the one who named Laxus because his birth is what binds both parents to a new ''light'' as a family.

The Heart... 

Unlike his relationship with his father Makarov, Ivan holds his wife in high regard. Because he sees his father as the source of being a wizard, but Maria is the one who showed him the full wonders and potential of the world of magic.

Ivan's Descent... 

By the time Fairy Tail had become the most famous guild in Fiore, Ivan and his family were able to live in harmony and happiness. All of that changed, however, when Ivan took Fairy Tail's principles to a more toxic extent. Mainly because his interest had taken him towards a business venture of the guild, wanting to shape Fairy Tail by own hands. This also started to cause a rift between him and Makarov, as well as becoming dangerous to his new family. But by the end... the truth reveals what really became of Ivan's wife, including a rather dark side of Laxus's maternal side.

The Dreyar family's Darkest Secret... 

During the events of Part 1, fans will see that the main cast had uncovered an interesting mural that depicted the origin of how the magic of the Fairy Tail world was placed. However, Ivan is the only one who knows the true nature of magic of the Fairy Tail world, all pointing directly at his wife.

Fairy Tail belongs to Hiro Mashima

[lugalanki]

.:Welcome to Anki!:._}-=;039.:\|?+=#$$!**

Hello people of Tumblr! I'm Alex, an aspiring artist, and I got a vision. My vision is Anki, an RPG game that takes place in a high-tech 4000BC! Witness the great metropolae of the Sumerian Empire through the eyes of a spacey young lad - Anki, child of prophecy. Watch him topple the constructs of God-Emperor Alulim, who made a life and death pact with an ancient deity born from the ashes of a long forgotten civilization, lying deep at the bottom of the Atlantic...

Anki will be heavily inspired by 90s anime series and movies like Neon Genesis Evangelion/The End of Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Serial Experiments: Lain, Patlabor 2, Ghost in the Shell; and by modern indie RPGs like Undertale, Deltarune, Omori (my faves)!

(other influences include the The Legend of Zelda franchise, Chrono Trigger, and many others)

Anki is a love letter to everything 90s, taking from 90s cinematography, art, animation, video games, music, and pop culture.

I've already written down most of the story, written most of the music, and done concept art by myself, but I request help.

If the ideas and concepts behind this game intrigue you, feel free to ask for more info about it! I am looking for a group of artists and devs to collab with in making this game (and be friends with :D)

If progress is made on the game, I'll be updating it here. Don't get too excited, though, as I am a student and will eventually postpone certain updates due to school work.

For now, here's a couple of little song ideas from the over 100 ones that I already have in store, along with some sketch-like concept art.

My social media:

alex_art_music_pog on Instagram;

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

274 of 2023

My Interests/Stuff you like] 01. Photographing my friends and I 02. Photographing nature, architecture etc 03. Listening to music, loudly! 04. Playing games on the computer 05. Using the internet frequently 06. Making surveys 07. Filling out surveys 08. Updating my websites 09. Scrapbooking 010. Drawing and sketching 011. Painting 012. Making layouts for xanga or myspace 013. Changing my layouts for xanga or myspace 014. History 015. Reading 016. Talking on my mobile phone 017. Hanging out with friends 018. Going to town 019. Going to the cinema to see a movie 020. Eating out in restaurants 021. Tidying and cleaning 022. Make up 023. Reading magazines 024. Science 025. Space 026. English literature 027. Art 028. Collecting random and useless things 029. Playing sports 030. Talking non stop 031. Shopping for clothes 032. Shopping for other random things 033. Jewellery 034. Making jewellery 035. Showering/bathing 036. Spending time with my family 037. Watching TV 038. Watching movies 039. Shopping online 040. Walking 041. Church 042. Travelling 043. Eating 044. Alcohol 045. Smoking or drugs 046. Making fun of people 047. Singing 048. Acting/drama 049. Using a video camera 050. Writing short stories 051. Writing novels 052. Writing poetry 053. Writing plays 054. Writing songs 055. Working 056. Studying 057. Building/making stuff 058. Knitting or sewing 059. Cooking 060. Climbing 061. Swimming 062. Sunbathing 063. Sleeping 064. Spending time with my boyfriend/girlfriend 065. Dreaming/daydreaming 066. Kissing 067. Going on dates 068. Having sex 069. Animals 070. Babysitting 071. Pampering myself 072. Ice cream

[Random Movies I have seen] 01. LOTR trilogy 02. All Harry Potter movies 03. Narnia 04. The Brothers Grimm 05. Sleepy Hollow 06. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 07. The Matrix 08. Titanic 09. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 010. Pirates of the Caribbean 2 011. Edward Scissorhands 012. Shadowlands 013. Thirteen Ghosts 014. Troy 015. White Chicks 016. The Notebook 017. Sliding Doors 018. The Stepford Wives 019. As Good As It Gets 020. What Women Want 021. Walk The Line 022. Ghost 023. Romeo & Juliet 024. American Pie 025. Not Another Teen Movie 026. Date Movie 027. Meet The Fockers 028. Dodgeball 029. Corpse Bride 030. The Nightmare Before Christmas

[Music Genres I LOVE] (half is not even listed lol) 01. Bubblegum pop 02. General pop 03. Rock pop 04. Rock'n'Roll 05. Punk rock 06. Ska 07. Emo 08. Thrash 09. Hardcore 010. Goth rock 011. Goth metal 012. Heavy metal 013. Industrial 014. Thrash metal 015. Death/black metal 016. Power metal 017. Symphonic metal 018. Folk 019. R'N'B 020. Hip Hop 021. Rap 022. Jungle 023. Garage 024. Dance/disco 025. Techno/house 026. New wave/80s 027. Jazz 028. Bluegrass 029. Classical 030. Opera 031. Musicals 032. Soundtracks

[I own/have] 01. An ipod 02. A digital camera 03. An ordinary camera 04. A portable CD player 05. A stereo 06. An MP3 player 07. A TV set 08. A VCR 09. A DVD player 010. A computer 011. A portable TV 012. A radio 013. A mobile phone 014. An alarm clock 015. A playstation 016. Any Sims game 017. An instrument 018. 50+ DVDs 019. 20+ Videos 020. 50+ CDs 021. 10+ Burnt CDs 022. 20+ Books 023. A dog 024. A cat 025. A rabbit 026. A horse 027. My own bathroom 028. Glasses/contacts 029. Braces 030. Jewellery  

[akittenwrites]

Hey guys, how are you doing? Hope everything's going well 🥰

You know, I really like giving you updates on what I'm writing, discussing my fics, chatting about what's happened and what's to come... the problem is if I do it too much I feel like I'm clogging people's timelines. And most of my followers follow me because they want to read my fics, not my commentary on them.

So I realized I can post that kind of stuff on my Buy me a coffee page. It's not just for donations, I can actually post more personal stuff there that doesn't belong on this blog.

So, from now and on you can follow me there if you wanna know what I'm up to. I love talking to you guys! I'm serious, it makes me so happy when I get asks or responses or comments on my stories! So I guess what I'm saying is this blog will be used almost exclusively to post fanfiction (I might answer some asks or replies to my posts), and this other blog is for everything else. Remember I always love to read your thoughts.

Link below.

[betterlifeinoverall-rethabilep]

Love-Learning About Life

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[ljaesch]

Yen Press' License Announcements at Anime NYC 2021

Yen Press’ License Announcements at Anime NYC 2021

Yen Press announced during its panel at Anime NYC 2021 that it has acquired the license for the following manga and novels: Magia Record: Puella Magi Madoka Magica Another Story manga Chitose-kun Is In the Ramune Bottle manga The Bride of Demise novels Sasaki and Pichan novels Hi, I’m a Witch, and My Crush Wants Me to Make a Love Potion manga The Other World’s Books Depend on the Bean Counter…

[parkjaysprada]

𝐅𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 ▸ park jongseong

PAIRING: park jongseong x fem!oc

SUMMARY: choi luna hated how everyone in her university adores and idolizes park jay, hybe university’s good-looking dance team captain. hence, she posted an anonymous rant about him on her twitter account. she didn’t know she’ll be in the middle of chaos when her friend in belift international high school mentioned park jay’s twitter user on her said tweet.

GENRE: social media au, college au, fluff, oblivious!jay, oblivious!oc, one-sided enemies to friends to lovers (slight), romance, slow burn, wholesome, crack, and humor.

FEATURING: enhypen, le sserafim, mentions of tomorrow x together

WARNING: poor grammar, misspelled words, profanity, inappropriate jokes, mentions of food, self-doubt-ish, and my broken humor.

STATUS: completed

TAGLIST: closed!!

NOTE: keep in mind that the character portrayal of enhypen, le sserafim or any members of other groups that may appear or mention in this story does NOT reflect how they are in real life in any aspect as this book is written in pure FICTION.

a/n: hellooooo~ this is my first time posting on tumblr. also, i suck at making banners, so please bear with this smau’s banner. please do NOT expect too much about this fic. there’s a lot of filler chapters and just lame in general, i don’t want to disappoint y’all.

yes, le sserafim’s yunjin is my oc’s face claim because i love her will all my heart. stan enhypen & le sserafim everyone!

PROFILES: SUITE LIFE OF EUNCHAE & RIKI | JAY & HIS PROBLEMS

CHAPTERS:

001 ... be careful what you wish for ;)

002 ... i don’t know what just happened.

003 ... that was me being stupid

004 ... do you want us to get kicked in the ass?

005 ... oh, baby...

006 ... how can i change your mind?

007 ... i <3 u too

008 ... that cat is jay’s tail

009 ... can’t wait to meet that adorable young man

010 ... yeah, what Jay said

011 ... can’t say the same lol

012 ... when someone cooked better than you.

013 ... i know.

014 ... i love you already.

015 ... you think they can stop me

016 ... if i didn’t know you already, i’d say you like jay secretly

017 ... YOUR WHAT???

018 ... i’m telling Yeonjun.

019 ... make up your mind girl

020 ... YOU GUYS WENT OUT AND DIDN’T TOLD ME?!!!

021 ... 🦋

022 ... tf????

023 ... chill the f out

024 ... are you fr done with it though

025 ... bye everyone

026 ... yes. us too.

027 ... doctor strange

028 ... i will, don’t worry.

029 ... whatever guys.

030 ... no thx ❤️

031 ... ew not you

032 ... fr fr the audacity

033 ... jungwon is... jungwoning

034 ... kids these days really

035 ... i think i just died

036 ... not you too????

037 ... makes me barf

038 ... oh????

039 ... allkpop era

040 ... why so glum?

041 ... the end.

© parkjaysprada, 2022

[king-galaxius]

Caillou's Holiday Movie - Full Version | Videos For Kids

Caillou’s Holiday Movie – Full Version | Videos For Kids

Caillou’s Holiday Movie – Full Version | Videos For Kids ► Click to Subscribe to CAILLOU: http://bit.ly/23vIRz4 Visit our website! http://www.caillou.com/ Follow us for all the latest Caillou news! ► Facebook https://ift.tt/2pzdAvy ► Twitter https://twitter.com/cailloudhx Meet Caillou, the lovable 4 year old with a big imagination! Caillou experiences all the wonders of being a child that…

[storiesbyjes2g]

3D: Still Dating

3D: Still Dating - Jonathan won't let the busyness of life interfere with his marriage and makes a point to keep dating his wife.

Hello, and happy new year! One day it occurred to me I had never done any poses with Skylathan, and I just knew they would look amazing. So I did a little photoshoot with them in the backyard, edited the pictures, and posted them on a new page called My Art. If you want to see the stylized versions of the pictures in this chapter as well as several others I didn’t use, check it out after you read…

[natashas-widows]

101 fluffy prompts

send me your prompt and the person you want it to be with.

prompt credits to : @otppromptlists

001 "You're really soft."

002 "You smell nice."

003 "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."

004 "Is it possible to love too much?"

005 "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."

006 "I will always be there protect you."

007 "I'm cold. Come closer."

008 "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

009 "The stars look especially lovely tonight."

010 "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."

011 "May I have this dance?"

012 "I can't stop thinking about you."

013 "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."

014 "Let's get to know each other over dinner."

015 "All I want is you."

016 "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"

017 "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."

018 "I want to hear you sing."

019 "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."

020 "You look incredible in that."

021 "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"

022 "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."

023 "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

024 "I think I'm in love."

025 "I’d like it if you stayed.

026 "People are jerks, but not you."

027 "I'll share the blankets with you."

028 "I have never felt this way about anyone."

029 "I want this to never end..."

030 "Can I kiss you?"

LIVING TOGETHER

031 "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."

032 "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."

033 "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"

034 "You can put your cold feet on me."

035 "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."

036 "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."

037 "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."

038 "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."

039 "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."

040 "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."

041 "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."

042 "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"

043 "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."

044 "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."

045 "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."

WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS

046 "I caught the bouquet"

047 "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."

048 "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"

049 "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."

050 "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."

051 "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "

052 "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."

053 "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "

054 "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "

055 "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."

056 "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."

057 "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"

MARRIED LIFE

058 "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "

059 "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."

060 "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"

061 "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."

062 "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”

063 "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"

064 "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."

065 "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"

066 "We’re arguing over book versus movie."

067 "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"

068 "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."

069 "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"

070 "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."

PREGNANCY

071 "I bet it’s a girl/boy."

072 "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "

073 "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "

074 "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"

075 "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."

076 "I could really use a foot rub right now."

077 "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."

078 "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"

079 "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."

080 "Did you feel that?"

081 "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "

082 "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

083 "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "

084 "I think you might be pregnant.”

085 "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."

PARENTING

086 "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."

087 "Sh…they’re asleep."

088 "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."

089 "Mondays are your diaper days."

090 "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."

091 "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."

092 "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."

093 "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."

094 "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"

095 "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."

096 "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"

097 "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

098 "I think we should have another."

099 "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"

100 "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."

101 "…They just grow up so fast."

[inposterumcumgaudio]

Poedit Cut/Unused Content: Bobby Conversations

Not all of you use reddit so I figure I’ll crosspost my cut/unused We Happy Few content posts for you to do what you will with.

So Poedit. It's a software that Compulsion used to integrate subtitles in the game and allow end users to translate it into other languages. As such, it contains every line of dialogue, hovertext, and note in the game. Including a lot of cut/unused content. Now, it's basically a huge database with every line mixed up in a random order, but the file names sometimes give you enough to work off of to piece together cutscenes and eavesdroppers if you are an industrious and determined sort.

Which I am.

These I'm gonna post today are a bunch of conversations between pairs of Bobbies that presumably you would have been able to eavesdrop on.

BobbieCouple_A

001 Found an old bottle of gin yesterday.

002 Empty?

003 Had about a smidge of gin in it.

004 Lucky. I hope you’re gonna share?

005 You wish, don’t you!

006 They laugh.

007 I hope you won’t find me unpatriotic, but I’ve never been a whiskey man, actually.

008 Nor gin?

009 I can take it or leave it.

010 Schnapps?

011 Oh, go on. No, I’ve always liked a bit of rum.

012 Rum, where in Wellington Wells would you get rum?

013 Oh, I’m not saying I’ve had it, not in years. But I do have fond memories. My uncle used to be a merchant seaman, he’d go to Jamaica, and he’d bring back a bottle of the good stuff each time.

014 And you remember all that?

015 Well, it’s a nice memory, isn’t it? Nothing wrong with remembering the good things.

016 No, of course not. Happiness is a choice.

017 Happiness is a choice. Anyway, he’d bring back this rum and I’d steal a nip of it every now and then when no one was looking, and I’d fill it up to the mark with tea.

018 Haw, haw!

019 You know when I got caught? They’d had a bit of a bender, but they’d forgotten to mark the bottle. So I filled it up to the mark, and weren’t they surprised when the bottle was full again!

020 Took a bit off your backside, did they?

021 Worth it, though!

BobbieCouple_ B is the "took a V-Meat sammich off a Downer" story.

BobbieCouple_C

028 Had a bit of a surprise yesterday after dinner.

029 I’m not sure I want to hear this. Oh, of course I do.

030 Not that sort of thing. Dessert.

031 You had dessert?

032 Wife found a jar full of cake flour!

033 Pull the other one!

034 Just like that. In the cellar.

035 Go on.

036 And so she baked a cake. It was a lovely cake. A beautiful cake.

037 I can taste it already.

038 Except I found it a bit ... solid.

039 Solid? How solid was it?

040 Chipped a tooth on it.

041 You chipped a tooth! On what?

042 On the cake!

043 How do you chip a tooth on a cake!

044 Well, see, there was a reason the cake flour was in the cellar.

045 And that was?

046 It was a jar full of dry cement.

047 You’re joking.

048 The wife said it looked just like cake flour.

049 Maybe she’s had too much Joy!

050 Maybe I hadn’t had enough!

051 I wonder if there’s any nutrients in cement.

052 I didn’t bloody well eat it!

053 Why not?

054 After she baked it, it wasn’t cement any more, was it? It was bloody concrete.

055 Well, look on the bright side.

056 I’ve still got some teeth left?

057 You’ll always have that cake.

058 You are so right.

059 I try to look on the bright side of life.

060 Happiness is a choice.

061 Happiness is a choice.

The mystery of Constable Rosetti’s wife’s cake finally solved.

BobbieCouple_D

062 Are those new boots?

063 No, they are not new boots.

064 They look new.

065 Of course they look new.

066 What you mean?

067 Boots is supposed to look new.

068 But they aren’t new.

069 Of course not. Last cobbler went on vacation years ago.

070 Then how do they look new.

071 Because I take proper care of them, don’t I? I polish them every night. If you take good care of your boots, they will take care of you.

072 I am getting a sort of je-ne-sais-quoi of criticism from you.

073 Of course you are. Look at your boots.

074 I forget. To polish them.

075 Well, don’t forget.

076 That’s the same as saying don’t take Joy.

077 It is not. You can develop habits.

078 I apologize if my habits is insufficiently civilized for you.

079 Your boots are going to fall apart, they are, and then you’re going to have to find a Downer with your shoe size. And half of them don’t even have shoes.

080 Well what do you suggest I do, Mr. Einstein?

081 Just put the polish by the bedside. And when you see it, polish your boots.

082 I never thought of that.

083 No, you never do.

084 What do you mean.

085 You always notice my boots. And then we have this conversation.

086 Do we?

087 I won’t even get into the state of your buttons.

088 I’d appreciate it if you didn’t.

089 Fine.

BobbieCouple_E

091 I’ve been thinking of taking up banzai.

092 Banzai? Who’s he when he’s at home?

093 You know, the traditional Japanese art of making very small trees. Banzai.

094 Small trees? What are those good for?

095 It’s an art, silly. If it was good for something, it wouldn’t be art, would it? It would be crafts.

096 Oh, right, of course.

097 You train them with wires. So they look all … withered.

098 So you make small trees, and you make them look half dead.

099 That’s right.

100 And the Japanese do that for fun?

101 No. For the sake of art. Arse gratia arse… something.

102 You’re gonna forget to water it.

103 I don’t know as that is a foregone conclusion.

104 Have you ever kept a plant alive in your life?

105 Certainly I have. Well. No.

106 Then you’re going to be training a dead tree.

107 I suppose you may have a point there.

108 Good thing I caught you before you went off on this banzai.

109 Good thing.

Way to stomp on a dream, Constable.

BobbieCouple_F

110 You wouldn’t believe what the missus cooked up last night.

111 Are you going to tell me, or are you going to leave me salivatin’?

112 Steak and stout pie.

113 Oh, go on. I haven’t had a decent pie in yonks.

114 Night before, she made steak and kidney.

115 Ahhhh, steak and kidney pie. You wouldn’t think anyone’d want to eat a kidney, but, put it in a pie, it’s smashing.

116 There’s nothing that’s not better under a great deal of gravy inside a crumbly pie crust.

117 Ever had bulla-bess?

118 What’s a bulla-bess?

119 It’s dish from the south of France. You put all the crustaceans and molluscs in a pan with spices and rice, and you cook it up. Sort of like a pay-ella.

120 What’s a pay-ella?

121 It’s the same thing in Spanish. And sometimes it comes with bits of chicken.

122 I’ve never had either of them.

123 That’s ‘cause you’ve never taken a holiday further than the Witterings.

124 Well, they don’t speak English in Spain, do they?

125 They speak pounds shillings and pence, I guarantee you that. Haw haw. I went to Spain last year and ate pay-ella every day. Sunny all day long. I got all red and my skin peeled, you remember?

BobbieCouple_G continues from previous...

126 I find shrimp alarming. They don’t look natural. And I don’t like to eat anything what still has eyes.

127 I suppose you could eat the rice and just sort of hide the shrimp under your napkin. Pay-ella’s supposed to be a delicacy.

128 Ohhh, well if it’s a delicacy I suppose it must be wonderful.

129 I sense that you are indulging in sarcasm.

130 You know what a delicacy is?

131 It’s a local food what’s supposed to be wonderful.

132 There’s two kinds of “delicacies.” One is “I suppose we could eat that, if only we cooked it like this.” That’s your kidney pies. That’s your chicken feet what the Chinese eat. And then there’s “I suppose we could still eat that, if only we cooked it like this.” That’s your curries. Meat could be completely off in a curry, and you’d never know it. That’s why they eat hot foods in hot places. The meat goes off in hours, but if you submerge it in spices, it don’t taste rotten. Oh, and there’s “How can I eat this next year and it don’t go bad in the mean time." That’s your sausages and cheeses and your fermented beverages. A steak’s a steak the world round. Delicacy’s a way of making something palatable what don’t start out that way.

133 You are a philosopher of food, Constable.

134 I’ve had a lot of time to consider the question.

135 Perhaps you missed your calling as a chef.

136 If there was a job where I ate food for a living, I wouldn’t be at this post, would I.

137 Ain’t that the truth.

BobbieCouple_H is the thing at the end where the two Bobbies talk about going on holiday after Christmas.

BobbieCouple_I

149 I hear congratulations are in order.

150 What?

151 About your nephew.

152 Which nephew?

153 Stephens.

154 Oh, Stephens. With respect to what am I to be congratulated in his ... regard?

155 He got a promotion.

156 You’re joking. He never told me. Unless I forgot, haw!

157 He’s packed his bags for the Emerald City.

158 Bloody hell.

159 He’s on the fast track, innit.

160 I’ve been on the force twenty years and I’ve never had a promotion.

161 Well, you should ponder that, and ask why?

162 I like to think I do a perfectly reasonable job.

163 Then ask yourself, what has he got that you have not?

164 It’s that fake posh accent of his. "Oh yes, sir, right away sir. Very good sir." Sounds like a bloody butler.

165 Butlers don’t sound like that.

166 Oh, and I suppose you have an in-depth experience of butlers?

167 I interviewed Miss Victoria Byng’s butler, back when she had one.

168 For a position on the force?

169 For an investigation. Someone topped her cook. Butler said she had a lover.

170 So it was the husband?

171 Had nothing to do with the husband, it was a robbery gone wrong. But the butler knew she had a lover, as I discovered through interviewing him. He sounded like he was from bloody Croyden.

172 Why didn't he go to work in London, then?

173 That's not my point. My point is, a butler does not have a posh accent, he can sound like he’s from Croyden.

174 Well my nephew don’t know that, do he?

175 He's going to get a shock when he tries it out in front of the Chief Inspector. Not much gets past the Old Man.

176 Peters has earned his gold braid, he has.

177 You might want to tell Stephens before it bites him in arse.

178 Or I can just wait till he comes back here with his tail between his legs.

179 Sheepish, like.

No BobbieCouple_J for some reason.

BobbieCouple_K

180 All I'm saying is, why are we out here, in the rain, and he's in there.

181 The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but time and chance happen to all.

182 That’s very clever. Who said that?

183 God said it. It’s the Bible. Been a while since we’ve been to church, is it?

184 At nine in the morning on a Sunday, I’ve got better things to do than church. Such as sleeping.

185 You should become a Quaker then. The “Religious Society of Friends.” They’ve got services at 4 in the afternoon. They’re awful quiet though.

186 How’s that?

187 There’s no preacher.

188 They how do they know what to think?

189 Anyone who feels inspired to speak by the Holy Spirit, he says his peace, and if nobody feels inspired, nobody speaks.

190 That don’t sound very entertaining.

191 A man can get some peace and quiet, at any rate.

192 Four o'clock, you say?

193 That's right.

194 Are the biscuits any good?

195 Nobody’s got biscuits any more, you know that.

196 But were they, in the past?

197 Not bad, actually.

198 I’ll try it next Sunday then.

199 Put in a good word for me with the Man Upstairs, then.

200 Upstairs from where?

201 Honestly, some days, there’s no talking to you.

BobbieCouple_L

202 Sure you're all right today?

203 I'm a bit foggy, honestly. Took the missus' Joy.

204 Again?

205 She moves things around when she tidies.

206 Did you not notice it didn't taste like blackberries?

207 I was in an hurry.

208 The blackberry Joy is meant to keep the constabulary sharp. You don't think she does it on purpose?

209 You mean, you think she's up to something?

210 And you don't notice because she's swapped the Joy?

211 I never thought of that.

212 See? You would have if you'd had the right flavour of Joy.

BobbieCouple_M

213 But if Richard was framed, then who did kill them?

214 Henry, I would assume. I find it interesting that he didn't accuse Richard of it until he'd been on the throne for a year.

215 But why would he kill them?

216 They had a better claim to the throne, didn't they?

217 Then why does everyone think Richard did it?

218 When treason prospers, none dare call it treason.

219 But people would never have supported him if they thought he was a murderer.

220 Oh no? Most people go along with whoever's on top, don't they. No matter what they've done.

221 Are you talking about--

222 No, of course not.

223 Because for a moment, it sounded like--

224 Don't be ridiculous.

225 Maybe we should change the subject.

226 Lovely weather we've been having, haven't we?

227 Lovely.

BobbieCouple_N

228 Strange thing happened. I ran into them witches last week.

229 The ones who keep putting things into that chest?

230 Three of them. Told me I'd be promoted to Inspector.

231 And today you've been promoted. How did they know?

232 They said I'd make Chief Inspector, too.

233 Instead of Peters? You'd have to practically murder him to take his place.

234 I know. Now the missus is all over me. Wants to be the Chief Inspector's wife. Oh, and they said your son would be Chief Inspector after me.

235 Well I wouldn't be in an hurry.

236 Why not?

237 If your fate is to become Chief Inspector, then until you are Chief Inspector, you cannot possibly die.

238 Hah hah! I best not murder him, then!

239 Hah hah! You best not!

Love the idea of the Witches giving people fortunes.

[eddie-munsons-wifey]

Fluff prompts

Falling in love: 1-30

Living together: 31-45

Weddings/proposals: 46-57

Married life: 58-70

Pregnancy: 71-85

Parenting: 86-101

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001 "You're really soft."

002 "You smell nice."

003 "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."

004 "Is it possible to love too much?"

005 "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."

006 "I will always be there protect you."

007 "I'm cold. Come closer."

008 "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

009 "The stars look especially lovely tonight."

010 "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."

011 "May I have this dance?"

012 "I can't stop thinking about you."

013 "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."

014 "Let's get to know each other over dinner."

015 "All I want is you."

016 "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"

017 "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."

018 "I want to hear you sing."

019 "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."

020 "You look incredible in that."

021 "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"

022 "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."

023 "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

024 "I think I'm in love."

025 "I’d like it if you stayed.

026 "People are jerks, but not you."

027 "I'll share the blankets with you."

028 "I have never felt this way about anyone."

029 "I want this to never end..."

030 "Can I kiss you?"

031 "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."

032 "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."

033 "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"

034 "You can put your cold feet on me."

035 "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."

036 "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."

037 "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."

038 "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."

039 "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."

040 "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."

041 "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."

042 "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"

043 "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."

044 "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."

045 "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."

046 "I caught the bouquet"

047 "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."

048 "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"

049 "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."

050 "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."

051 "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "

052 "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."

053 "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "

054 "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "

055 "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."

056 "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."

057 "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"

058 "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "

059 "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."

060 "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"

061 "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."

062 "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”

063 "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"

064 "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."

065 "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"

066 "We’re arguing over book versus movie."

067 "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"

068 "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."

069 "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"

070 "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."

071 "I bet it’s a girl/boy."

072 "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "

073 "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "

074 "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"

075 "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."

076 "I could really use a foot rub right now."

077 "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."

078 "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"

079 "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."

080 "Did you feel that?"

081 "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "

082 "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

083 "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "

084 "I think you might be pregnant.”

085 "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."

086 "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."

087 "Sh…they’re asleep."

088 "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."

089 "Mondays are your diaper days."

090 "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."

091 "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."

092 "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."

093 "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."

094 "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"

095 "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."

096 "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"

097 "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

098 "I think we should have another."

099 "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"

100 "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."

101 "…They just grow up so fast."