#That's what I'm calling this now it's too funny

[misscammiedawn]

Sometimes I close my eyes To talk to you When I can't make up my mind Since you make it up too One and the same, one and the same You always felt so real Let me hold your hand, hold our hands So you can feel what I feel Familiar You look so familiar - (My friends are kind of strange - Left at London)

A long while ago, before we accepted that our birth identity was a part in our dissociative system, we reblogged a post on a similar theme called Chameleon and our tags said:

Accepting that the boy we pretended to be is still with us was hard and we rejected him so long. I distinctly recall the moment one of our parts thought "he's been kicked out of every single home he's ever known... are we really going to kick him out of ours too?" and we sobbed.

It took time in therapy and our personal relationships to find him. Accept him. Welcome him home. The comic we saw in the past said "In the end, I couldn't bury the person I had lived as to keep the rest of me safe. I couldn't leave you behind. It wasn't your fault... you were just the cage I was born into."

He is with us now. People like him. More than one person has told me that he is funny and they like hanging out with him. It does not invalidate our gender identity to have him co-exist with us.

But I still remember the hatred we felt when "the wrong voice" surfaced from our lips or we saw the wrong reflection or we felt we could never escape the "cage [we were] born into" and it filled us with shame that we thought that about a part of ourselves that worked so hard to keep us safe.

To this day I remember the day before our surgery where he tearfully asked our reflection "...this doesn't mean I'm going to disappear, does it?" and how we realized that we didn't want that. There was not even a shameful slither of hope that we'd be free from masculinity.

...Craig... always wanted to be Camden.

Camden always thought that she was Craig.

The fact that they're not is the greatest tragedy of the continuity of this mind. That we dreamed of becoming and instead passed on a baton.

This comic here? This is sincerely what I wish for him. To be able to see he did become her. But he gets to be himself too.

We're all one person. Just different shades and perspectives.

I want to hold his hand and let him feel what I feel.

We couldn't have survived being only Craig. Especially after 2019.

But... Craig can survive being part of CamDawn. We save one another. We always had. Ever since the start. It's okay for the one who takes the hits to be protected every now and again. He used to be our shield and now he is a danger to us. I know that's hard. But we still love him and we find safety where he can be loved externally too.

There is beauty and acceptance in this world and it's worth believing in and reaching out for.

Apologies to OP for hijacking this gorgeous artwork for our personal ramblings. It is sincerely a gorgeous comic. We had emotions. Wanted to spew them on the page.

I’m another year older today. It’s been a good year. The person I was would be proud.

Obligatory ping to my bestie @mystery-incorporated-whore for her appearances. I am forcing her to watch the entire Rebirth of Mothra trilogy today.

[alternate-real-ities]

Research Report: Subject J - Asian Flu

Prepared by: Dr. Amara Patel & Dr. Liam Chen

These diary entries, obtained through confidential sources, detail the personal experiences and transformations of a young man identified only as "Jake" who has been unknowingly infected with the recently emerged Asian Flu (AF). His accounts provide invaluable firsthand insights into the virus's effects on its host, spanning from early symptoms to advanced stages. Thus, with these entries, we aim to better understand the virus's effects and timeline.

Diary Entries:

Dear diary,

I woke up feeling a bit off today, but nothing major. Probably just another case of the common cold going around. I didn't let it stop me from starting my day as usual - working on my laptop at home while sipping coffee. My muscles were kinda sore too, but I thought it was just from my workout yesterday.

I did notice something strange though - when I caught my reflection in the mirror, my pecs looked a bit bigger than usual. Probably just my imagination, right? They're not exactly massive to begin with on my scrawny frame. But hey, maybe I'm finally making some progress at the gym!

Anyway, enough about me and my silly feelings. I'm going to bed early tonight. hopefully I'll feel more like myself tomorrow.

Dear diary,

Woke up today feeling even better than yesterday! I breezed through my work and couldn't wait to get back to the gym. When I stepped into the locker room, a few guys checked me out appreciatively. Normally that would make me blush, but now it just gave me this weird rush of confidence.

At first, I thought the gym machines felt a bit too easy today. Like my body was used to working at higher intensities than I realized. And why were my pecs tingling so much? Probably just a funny nerve thing, no biggie.

When I got home, I caught another glimpse of myself in the mirror and… holy shit… are my muscles bigger? Like, way bigger than they should be after one intense workout. Also, I didn't look as pale as I usually do?

This can't be real - something's going on, I just don't know what it is�� Hopefully, I'll have more time to think about it tomorrow.

Dear diary,

Okay, so something is seriously wrong with me but I can't put my finger on it.

I can't stop sweating, even when I'm just sitting around doing nothing! My clothes are always soaked and I stink like a damn animal in heat... And don't even get me started on my fucking pecs - they're so sensitive right now. Like every brush of fabric against them sends a jolt straight to my dick.

I called in sick to work today, couldn't handle trying to make sense of all those spreadsheets and emails. It's like everyone's talking in a foreign language now, I just don't get it no more. I keep telling myself this is all stress-related but deep down, I know something ain't right.

At the gym today, I kept having to increase the weights because anything less felt like a joke now. There were these two Asian guys there who kept glancing over at me admiringly between sets. Normally I'd be flattered but nervous about such obvious stares. Instead, I found myself flexing subtly in their direction, feeling this bizarre urge to show off my body.

And to top it all off, I've been having these crazy horny urges nonstop. Like, I'm constantly rock hard and leaking pre-cum like a fucking faucet. It's embarrassing as hell. I ended up jerking off about three times today already but it did nothing to satisfy this insatiable hunger in my balls.

I'm scared… I don't know what's happening to me. Maybe this is all just a bad dream and I'll wake up soon. Please.

Dear diary,

Fuck… what's happening to me? I'm struggling to type this entry because my fingers feel too thick and clumsy on the keyboard.

I went back to the gym again today because I couldn't stay away, even though part of me knew something was seriously off. The Asian guys from yesterday were there again and this time… fuck… I walked up to them and started chatting like it was the most natural thing in the world. Talking about protein shakes, the best ways to sculpt chest muscles, shit I wouldn't have given a second thought to before.

They kept touching my arms admiringly as we talked, marveling at how fast I must be growing. And I fucking liked it. Craved more of their attention and praise. We ended up in the locker room together…

I'm not proud of what happened next but I couldn't control myself. I was too drunk on this new sense of power and desire coursing through my body. The next thing I knew, we were all naked, touching each other, moaning like animals…

I can't think straight anymore either. It's like all the smart stuff is leaking outta my head and being replaced with nothing bro.

And the smells… everything smells so much stronger now. My own stink, sweat and musk, it's so intense!

I'm losing control here diary… I feel like I'm turning into one of those dumb gym bro stereotypes and it scares the everloving shit outta me. I almost can't recognize myself in the mirror anymore.

Tomorrow, I'll go see my doctor to finally understand what's going on.

Yo diary, it's your boy Jake and lemme tell ya, today was fuckin' EPIC dude! Like, the most awesomest day ever since this crazy shit started happening to me.

Woke up feelin' like a million bucks, muscles all twitchy and ready to dominate. I hit the gym real quick, just a lil warm-up ya know? And oh man, did I catch some looks! All those bros were starin' at my gains, probably wishin' they had a physique like mine hehe.

After that, I decided to take my rock hard bod for a walk in the park. Felt good to let the sunshine warm up my bronzed skin and show off these sick pecs. I was strutting real confident-like, just basking in all the attention from thirsty bitches and dudes.

Then, get this diary… I bumped into this super cute lil twink at the park! He was practically drooling when he saw my massive package tentin' in my shorts. I couldn't resist, had to show him what a real man feels like down there haha.

We found a lil spot behind some bushes and I bent that boy over and gave it to him HARD, diary. Pounded his tight boyclit so good he was screaming for more. Fucked him so deep he'll be tasting my cock for days! Blew the biggest load right up in his guts too, hah!

I'm gonna hit the gym again later for some more gains, maybe see if I can find another thirsty boycunt to bust in after. Life is fuckin' great diary!

Analysis:

Based on Jake's diary entries, we can confirm the progression of AF symptoms aligns with our current understanding: rapid muscle growth, cognitive decline, personality changes, and increased sexual aggression. His accounts also highlight the virus's insidious nature, as he remains largely unaware and unconcerned about his transformations.

To better understand the virus's transmission dynamics and long-term effects on secondary hosts, it is imperative that we identify and locate the twink (hereafter referred to as "Subject TW") with whom Jake engaged in sexual activities at the park. There is a high probability that Subject TW has been infected with the Asian Flu through this encounter.

Locating and monitoring this new potential subject could provide crucial insights into the virus's sexual transmission rates, incubation periods for secondary infections, and further manifestation of symptoms in diverse hosts.

This final surveillance footage from a concealed camera in a bustling city gym captures Subject J (center frame) engaging with his newly acquired "bros". This clip represents the most current documentation of Jake's behaviours and physical state, obtained while maintaining strict contamination avoidance protocols. The timestamp indicates this recording is approximately three weeks after his initial diary entries.

Caution: Viewers are strongly advised not to approach or engage with Subject J or his associates without proper protective measures in place, as their sweat and other bodily fluids pose significant infection risks.

Please direct any inquiries or resources needed to pursue this lead to Dr. Patel or Dr. Chen.

[End Report]

[archangeldyke-all]

Angel I feel this this would be Sevika when reader pushes her away from her in her sleep 😂

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82ayuR4/

She’s just devastated and immadiately wakes reader up like “is something wrong??!?” “Do you hate me????” “What did I do??”

And reader’s just like “babe.. it’s hot 😑. It’s like 74 degrees in here without the blankets I’m SWEATING”

lol pure devastation from sev 😭

i'm crying als;kjdf;laksdj this is so fucking funny

men and minors dni

most nights, you and sevika sleep right on top of each other. (or, more accurately, sevika sleeps right on top of you.)

she would never admit this to anybody but you... but she's rather clingy. you're the love of her life, okay!? you're soft and warm and sevika likes knowing exactly where you are, likes having you in her arms where she can keep you safe. your tits make amazing pillows, and she loves letting the gentle thump of your heart lull her to sleep every night. plus, when she's on top of you, you can scratch her scalp like she adores, and you can rub her back to soothe her. she gets the best sleep of her life in your arms; even better than when she was a newborn. so, she's a little over-protective of her cuddle-time with you.

maybe a lot over-protective.

you grunt in your sleep. something's poking you repeatedly on your face. with a heavy sigh, you smack your hand out, trying to swat away whatever's bothering you. "f'ck off." you moan.

beside you, you hear your wife sniffle.

you're awake in an instant, panic flooding your body. "sev?! what's wrong, what's going on, are you hurt?!" you ask, rubbing your eyes and sitting up in bed.

sevika sniffles again and wipes her eyes. "just heartbroken." she mumbles. you blink in confusion.

"what? why!? what happened, did somebody die?" you ask, smacking your bedside table for your phone. sevika huffs.

"nobody died. except maybe my heart."

"sev, what are you talking about, love?" you ask.

she blubbers and pulls her pillow to her chest. "you don't love me anymore." she declares. you blink.

"...i don't?" you ask.

sevika finally lets her tears fall as she nods. "you hate me!"

"...i do!?" you ask again, completely lost. did she have a bad dream? did you mumble something stupid in your sleep? "sevika, what the fuck is happening right now?"

"you pushed me off you!" she sobs into her pillow.

your confusion and panic subside, a giggle bubbling up in your chest. "oh, janna sev, i thought you were serious!"

"i am! you hate me!"

"i don't hate you, sevika, it's eighty fucking degrees in here!" you cackle.

zaun's in the middle of a heat wave, and despite your window unit's best efforts, your bedroom is like an oven. sevika insisted on falling asleep on top of you last night, despite the fact that you were both sweaty and gross. you must've subconsciously gotten too hot in your sleep and pushed your wife off of you for some fresh air. and now you're suffering the consequences.

"do you want a divorce?" sevika squeaks between her tears.

you groan and pray to janna for patience, laying back down on the bed and trying not to laugh at your wife. "sevika, my darling." you sigh, reaching out to swipe away her tears. "you're the love of my life. you're also like a walking fucking furnace. i love you more than anything in the universe, but i might die of heat stroke if we cuddle tonight."

"so die of heat stroke!" sevika whines.

you snort. "you'd be devastated!"

"not as devastated as i am now." she mumbles.

you finally let your laugh out, shaking your head at your wife's dramatics. it's still the middle of the night, and you're drenched in sweat from the heat. still though. sevika's the love of your life, and if she needs her cuddles, you're not going to deny her.

"stay here." you grunt as you crawl out of bed.

"where are you going!? are you leaving me now!?" sevika calls after you. you snort.

you wander into the kitchen, opening the freezer and grabbing some ice packs, then stopping by the living room to grab the fan.

you haul your supplies back to the bedroom, stooping over to plug the fan in at the foot of your bed, before crawling back onto the mattress and placing the ice packs down on your spot.

you sigh as you lay down on the icy cold surface of your bed, then open your arms for your wife. "c'mere you drama queen." you mumble.

sevika's smile is blinding as she flops into your arms. you're immediately suffocated by her body heat, but you just roll your eyes and wrap your arms around her. she nuzzles her nose against your throat, then hums. "you're sweaty."

you giggle. "yeah, no shit."

"i love you. 'm sorry i freaked out."

"mmm. i love you too, cuddlebug." you tease, kissing her scalp. sevika giggles.

"i'll take you out for ice cream tomorrow as a thank you." she mumbles against your tits. you laugh.

"we need to get a better air conditioner, too."

sevika's snoring before you can finish your sentence.

kofi

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[witherby]

I need a whole (ish (however much you want)) fic of cy and mouse now (if you wanna ofc) 🥹

Maybe like what him babysitting or a day spent tgth would look like

🧃

I can't do a fic, but I can do a lil drabble!

The Littlest Wayne: Cousin Cyborg

Anytime the bat family is occupied, in or out of costume, and it's either not safe to keep Flittermouse in the watchtower or they don't wanna be up there, they call Cyborg. He could be in the middle of any important event, from watching a championship game to getting ready for a date, but he'll drop it to go pick you up.

"M'n'M!" He exclaims every time he picks you up. "You eat yet?"

"I ate," you reply every time, grinning, "and it's Mousey."

"That's what I said: Muppet."

"Mousey."

"Mickey."

"Mousey!"

"Yeah, Mickey Mouse, I just said that."

You always groan and roll your eyes and flop against him dramatically, but you're both grinning.

The first thing Cyborg does is throw some options at you. Bruce gave him one of his unlimited cards to treat you and himself however he chooses, so he'll usually ask "Inside Activity or Outside Activity?" unless he's told you have to stay inside for safety. Based on what you pick, you get further options from there, then spend the next several hours having a fuckin' Blast together.

Trampoline parks. Ice skating. Escape rooms. Scary movie marathons. Board games galore. Hell, once you asked if you could watch him do maintenance on his robotic parts and just sat together and did that for a couple hours. Cyborg knows you live in a family that's pretty used to the grittier side of life — and he is, too — but there are so many more beautiful things outweighing the bad that you have to take time to focus on that whenever you can. He does his best not to let you be sad if you miss your family, or distracts you from any stressors from school.

You're also just fun to talk to. Cyborg invented a game for you two to play called "Tell Me About It." One of you will sink down onto a piece of furniture like a couch or chair and groan like you've got the entire world on your shoulders. Then you'll look at the other player and lift both your eyebrows and quirk your mouth to the side to indicate the start of the game.

"What's up?" The other person will prompt.

"You're never gonna believe this: Doritos are turning people bald."

And the other player will say "oh, tell me about it!" and have to take that and proceed to go on a whole tangent about it as though it were a real thing, and like they have extensive knowledge on that imaginary topic.

All in all, when Cyborg babysits, you know you're in for a great time. You guys are best friends for real. When you first call him Cousin Cyborg he cries a little. You have matching Crocs and friendship bracelets.

You also ruthlessly make fun of each other.

"Whattup, it's your favorite babysitter —"

"No way, Uncle J'onn! I'm so happy to see you!"

"Tt. You almost said something funny, Rat."

"It's Mouse to you, Baldy."

"That was low. Just like your height."

"I can go lower. Like your credit score."

"How'd you get my credit score!?!"

[moon-ttokki-x]

stylist!reader x seungmin or jeongin??? any scenario!!

hi hi~ i needed more seungmin and jeongin requests . . . been wanting to write for them so bad but i couldn't think of anything lol . anyway, here you goo~~~

₊✩‧₊˚ stylist!reader x kim seungmin ˚₊✩‧₊

pairing: stylist!reader x kim seungmin

summary: being seungmin's stylist has its perks (mostly)

genre: idol!au, stylist!au, cheeky boy, soft and fluffy, mentions of jyp (yes that needs a warning), please bring back doberman seungmin he was my fav :(

a/n: sorry idk who made this divider . . . if it was you lmk so i can tag and credit u <3

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you have to drag him everywhere

like by his literal collar

or whatever it is that he's wearing

bc this man does not want to walk

like

anywhere

drag him to the mirror, drag him behind a curtain to fix his outfit

it never ends

and he moves around a lot too while you're doing his makeup

more than once you've gotten chan to hold his jaw shut so you can powder it or fix up his contour

and he always stares at you while you do it

with his little meanie face

you know the one he makes where he's trying to be scary but it doesn't work on anyone so he's just like >:|

yeah that one

complains a lot about his appearance to piss you off

'i don't like the eye makeup' 'i hate this shirt'

it never ends but you're used to it so he kind of gives up after a while

when you got assigned to him, he would stare into your eyes while you were doing his makeup to try and make you fumble

bc let's be honest no one could focus if kim seungmin was staring into their soul

but you got used to that too and now you just ignore it

you always get him to tell you how he's feeling on a certain day so you can sort of match his outfit and makeup to his vibe

if he's in a good mood, lots of scarlet reds and brighter colours

if he's just neutral, then dewy pinks and purples

and if he's having a bad day, lots of metallic silver and black

of course his appearance still has to match the other members' vibes

but you always try to make it a little more special

seungmin would never admit it but he appreciates that so much

most of your job is just looking for him to be honest

like man literally disappears and gets distracted by the tiniest things

there's a bird outside? gone

hyunjin has his back turned and is therefore vulnerable to attack? gone

there's no reason for him to go anywhere?

gone

you've debated putting a tracker in his outfit like a literal dog but you decided against it because it's like playing hide and seek

which is kinda fun

usually he's busy doing something random or looking out the window

or pissing his members off

if worst comes to worst and you can't find him, you just threaten to call chan and he materialises out of thin air

which is kinda funny

and when he won't stay still to let you fix his outfit, you threaten to dress him like jyp

that always works lmao

he just goes absolutely rigid and his eyes go all wide

'please don't'

and you'll just fix his collar or his boots or whatever and off he goes again

multiple times you've told him to put accessories on before he goes on stage

but he always forgets

you've had to drag him backstage countless times before the group went on to perform bc he's forgotten to do what you said

you'll have super steady and nimble hands after a while bc trying to clip a chain necklace on a hyped-up puppy boy is one of the hardest things

like ever

he's just raring to go lol

always runs up to you after performing all sweaty and excited

'did you see me? when i did that move'

or something along those lines

he truly is so soft and sweet but he'll never admit it

and you'll nod and he's have the biggest shiniest prettiest boy smile on his face

stop i'm sad

most of the time he sweats all of his makeup off

and then sheepishly bows to you and apologises for ruining all your hard work

but you shake your head and tell him with a smile that it's fine

and it is, really

he looks hotter when he's all sweaty

huh? what

i didn't say anything

yes i did

after he's warmed up to you

and it takes a while, i'm gonna be completely honest

he refuses to let anyone else do his hair, makeup, or outfit

he just wants you

because you always make sure he can dance properly in his outfit, and that his hair isn't in his eyes, or that he likes his makeup

you would never make him wear anything that makes him uncomfortable either

you're always asking for his input on certain outfit ideas and he tells you honestly what he thinks

and you just take his feedback and make outfits for him that he'll be comfortable in

which makes him swoon for you

again, he would never say anything to you about how he's starting to feel

maybe one day, he thinks he might be able to

until then, he'll settle for looking at your pretty face while you do your thing <3

a/n: yomg i wanna be a skz stylist so baddd (seungmin if ur reading this one chance pls)

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[justauthoring]

Oblivious Affections.

Request: Could I please request a Luffy x fem Reader where the crew sees a bounty of another pirate and the reader goes on to make comments about how attractive he is which makes Luffy all jealous, thank you! Requested by: Anonymous

Pairing: Monkey D. Luffy x Straw Hat!F!Reader

A/N: Ummm so my first One Piece fic? Like... of the anime? And it's Luffy???????????? (Not spell-checked as usual)

Word Count: 1,416

"Look at this."

Glancing up at Nami's voice, your brow raises in curious when you see she's holding a wanted poster towards you. A quick glance at her face and you see the slight smirk on her lips, making you hesitate.

"Y/N," she pushes, sighing. "Look."

Hesitating only briefly, you finally reach for the poster. Her smirk widens the second you do, and you're about to ask her what could be so funny about a wanted poster of all things, when you see the person on the wanted poster.

You now understand the reasoning for Nami's smirk and why she'd been so insistent on you looking at it. This pirate, whoever he was, was hot.

"Pittman?" You echo back at her, having finally properly read the name. "And a hundred million berry bounty? I've never even heard of him."

Nami shrugs. "Seems he's new," is all she offers. Then, leaning towards you, her eyes twinkle. "He's easy on the eyes though, no?"

Your cheeks warm faintly in embarrassment, but even you can't deny Nami's right.

"He definitely is," you mumble, letting your eyes drag across his photo once again. They definitely got a good angle of him, too.

"What are you two looking at?"

Looking up at the sound of Robin's soft voice, you find her making her way over to the two of you with a soft, curious smile on her lips. Almost instantly, Nami snatches the poster from your hands and thrusts it in Robin's face.

"Look at how hot this guy is!"

Nami's voice pitches, catching the attention of Sanji and Luffy who'd been nearby, as Robin leans back to get a proper look at the poster.

"Oh," she breathes, an amused smile on her lips. "He's definitely a looker."

Nami pulls back, sighing wistfully. "Why can't we have men like this on our crew?"

"Nami-swan!" Sanji calls, dejected, having caught the tail end of the conversation. He clutches at his chest with a pained expression, falling dramatically to the ground. "You wound me!"

Robin lets out a chuckle as Nami rolls her eyes. You just frown down at Sanji, pitying him.

Or at least you were, until a shadow steps in front of you.

"Let me see!"

Luffy snatches the poster from Nami's hands before she can argue otherwise, ignoring her exclamation of him being rude, as he eyes the poster closely. You watch with a quirk brow, expectantly waiting for him to proclaim excitement at having new potential competition or maybe something along the lines of fighting the guy.

The normal.

But instead, Luffy turns to you, frowning.

"You think he's attractive?"

The question stuns you. Both because it's the last thing you're expecting Luffy to ask you and also because of the mirth hidden beneath his tone. There's something nasty to Luffy's tone; something that is so entirely unlike Luffy whose usually radiating sunshine.

"W-Well, uh..."

You stumble over your words, not really sure what to say. It seems, however, everyone else isn't as surprised as you because Nami, not missing a beat, leans forward and grins mischeviously Luffy's way.

"Oh, Y/N definitely thinks he's attractive," she grins. "Hot, even. Don't you, Y/N?"

Her eyes fall on you as your cheeks burn in embarrassment, which only gets worse when Luffy's frown is focused solely on you once again.

"I-I mean, he is good looking," you mumble meekly.

"I feel like I'm dying..." You hear Sanji mumble from his spot on the ground, still wallowing in his own self despair.

You can't focus on that, however, because Luffy's gaze isn't leaving you. His focus is intense, stepping towards you as you blink back at him, unsure what you've done to upset your captain.

You can only be thankful the whole crew isn't here, because it was embarrassing enough having Robin and Nami present.

(Sanji doesn't count, since he's currently a heart-broken mess on the ground.)

Then, after a moment of silence, you watch as Luffy rips the wanted poster. And not just once -- he rips it down the middle and then continues to rip it, until it's nothing but tiny little shreds.

"Luffy!" Nami complains, as Robin, once again, giggles in amusement, hands to her lips.

Luffy ignores them both. Instead, he steps towards you, again. With barely any space left between the both of you, his face is serious as he meets your gaze.

"What about me?"

Nothing--literally nothing--could've prepared you for that question.

Your face, which had already been flushed in embarrassed, burns even further (if that was possible). Everything turns impossibly silent as everyone, not just you, takes in what Luffy's just asked you.

"Luffy, I--"

He reaches forward, taking your hand in his own. His grip isn't tight or painful, but it's made with purpose. "I asked you, what about me?"

You blink, once, twice and fumble over your words.

"Luffy," you try again, "where is this coming from?"

"You called that guy... Pitiful, or whatever, hot. Do you find me hot?"

Lips parting, no words leave your lips.

"Captain," Robin calls out, "I do believe you're embarrassing our poor seamstress."

Turning to Robin, your gaze is pleading, but you falter when you see, despite her words, she's highly amused by what's happening.

"Yeah, Luffy," Nami calls out, bopping him on the head as Luffy flinches in response. "You can't just ask a lady that."

Though, she finishes with sending you a shit-eating grin and a knowing wink.

So, clearly, neither of them are actually on your side.

"Ow!" Luffy complains, rubbing his head as he finally steps back from you, allowing you to let out a breath of relief. Turning to Nami, he frowns. "What's wrong with me asking Y/N that? I want to know!"

"Idiot," Sanji mumbles, still from the ground but sat up. "You have no tact."

Luffy frowns further. "She thought that guy was attractive and he's the ugliest guy I've ever seen," he pouts, crossing his arms over his chest. "So she has to find me attractive. Because I am definitely better looking then him."

Could the ground swallow you whole and save you from this embarrassment?

"Are you jealous, Luffy?" Nami asks, eyes twinkling.

Luffy's head tilts; "jealous?"

"Of that guy?"

By his expression, it's clear Luffy still doesn't understand.

"Captain," Robin calls, "you don't like the fact that Y/N called that guy attractive, right?"

"No," Luffy says without hesitation, shaking his head. "I don't like when Y/N calls any guy attractive."

"Other than you?"

"Other than me," he grins, shrugging as if what he said was nonchalant.

Letting out a cry, your head falls into your hands. "Please stop."

"I do believe we should leave them to figure this out on their own," Robin calls, having some pity on you. "Nami, please help me with Sanji."

Nodding at Robin, Nami sends you one last wink before helping Robin drag Sanji away. You hear his weak protests of leaving 'our idiot captain alone with Y/N-chan', but neither of them heed to his complaints.

Alone, you turn back to Luffy whose already looking at you. There's a beat of silence, and then Luffy steps back towards you.

"You never answered my question."

Sighing, your shoulders fall. "If I answer it, will you leave me alone?"

"I'm not gonna leave you alone but I'll try to be less annoying."

Letting your eyes fall shut, you breathe in sharply, trying to steady your nerves. You knew your captain, it would only get worse if you didn't answer his question and he'd continue to annoy you. Robin had given you some grace by leaving you alone, so you might as well answer before the entire crew is there to face your embarrassment.

"You're more... attractive than Pittman," you mumble, embarrassed.

Almost instantly, Luffy's eyes shine. He jumps towards you, boundless energy as always, and grabs you by the arms; "really?"

You find yourself smiling, despite everything, at his excitement.

"Of course," you oblidge, "you're my captain after all."

Your words are heartfelt, and they mean more than how they seem. Luffy, though, with his usual obliviousness doesn't notice. Instead, he continues to beam up at you, slipping his hand in yours as he beguns to drag you with him.

"I'm so happy," he nods at you. "Let's eat as a celebration."

You let out a snort, rolling your eyes, but let him pull you nonetheless.

Maybe one day you'll be able to tell Luffy how you really feel.

[peachylynnie]

when you have a crush on a fictional character

word count: 200-300 per lead contains: lads men x reader, established relationship, headcanons on crack, jealousy (they have beef with a fictional character), some plushies were harmed in the making of this post, lots of manga spoilers, cursing, violence, and links to images/videos (so you know what the characters look like) a/n: i had so much fun making this. it's ironic too since THEY'RE fictional. listen, it was either this or ur kpop bias (im missing taehyung like a mf). again, bc these are headcanons, i'm not saying i'm right. reblogs and comments are always appreciated! tagged: @vvintqz (another xavier headcanon) lads masterlist

xavier

gojo satoru from jujutsu kaisen (manga spoilers below)

thought you would enjoy the series since the two of you watch a lot of anime together

but now he regrets suggesting it.

he regrets mentioning the manga too

since the damned character wears a fucking compression shirt in the manga

he swears if he hears the words "my glorious blue eyed king" leave your mouth one more time

he's going to slice your gojo plushie into a million pieces with his sword (he thinks shoving it under the bed is already too much of a mercy)

why are there so many "no lube, no protection" comments under every gojo instagram post?

why are you liking every single one of them?! (you like them bc it's funny, but he is NOT amused)

will glare at you so hard if you ask him to cosplay

would honestly rather cosplay lumiere

this man is scowling whenever gojo appears on the screen

arms crossed, lips pouted, hand reaching for the sword type shit

turned off the TV when that one breathing scene came on (i had to link it)

jumped for joy when he died though lmao

never has he ever been so happy to see a literal body cut in half

you're just sitting there mortified while he's all sunshine and rainbows

he wants to find the author and give him a big hug

xavier 🤝 gege #1 gojo haters

zayne

sakusa kiyoomi from haikyuu (manga spoilers below)

he honestly doesn't know how to react at first

a volleyball player who acts like a jerk, has less than TWO minutes of screentime, and wears NEON attire? (he respects his obsession with hygiene though)

actually questions you at one point

"is that your type?" "do you want me to be like that?" "are you into volleyball players?"

you have to explain it's not like that at all, you just think he's cool

that assures him a bit

but when you start reading the manga

his worries return ten-fold

not only because the character appears more

but because the character doesn't wear neon anymore and has compression sleeves (that's HIS thing)

frowns when he looms over your shoulder

and sees you screenshot EVERY PANEL he appears in (is this a thing or am i the only one)

gets so confused as to why you're referring to the character as omi whenever you call your friend who's an atsumu girlie (i'm an osamu girlie)

he's half grateful the msby black jackals (he begrudgingly learned the team name from you) haven't been animated yet

his face is priceless when he walks into the shared bedroom

and sees a sakusa plushie there

wants to freeze it with his evol

instead he just awkwardly picks it up and makes it face the wall (he doesn't want to see you upset)

rafayel

brant from wuthering waves

"YOU LIKE A PIRATE WHEN THERE'S A WHOLE MERMAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?!"

he's so sulky and petty about it

bashes the character whenever he has the chance

"he's a pirate, i bet he smells bad."

"ew, why does he talk like that?"

"he can summon a giant anchor? big deal. i can summon an entire ocean."

you find this situation really funny

since the whole reason you like brant in the first place is BECAUSE he reminds you of rafayel

it's the theatrical mannerisms and flashy outfits (the sea too)

but you don't tell him that (he'll probably act more offended anyway)

whenever he catches you playing the game

he sighs dramatically and falls on the couch

head on your lap and trying to distract you from the game

"replaced by a stinky pirate, how could this be?"

"can't believe you're playing a game when there's a hot, rideable fishie right in front of you"

he's flabbergasted when you reach for your wallet

"wait, IT'S A GACHA GAME?!"

cue him running around with your wallet and you chasing after him

"no way, cutie. last time you spent like fifty dollars on identity v for some skin."

when you try to correct him that it was for a danganronpa collab (and that it was less than fifty dollars)

he snatches your phone

now he's running with both your wallet and your phone in hand

sylus

yomi from gokurakugai (manga spoilers below)

listen

you started the manga because the character LOOKS LIKE him (just hair down)

he has silver hair, red eyes, and composed mannerisms

literally when you see the panel of him appearing with a jacket hanging from his shoulders along with some slacks shoes

you have to sigh because

you are NOT beating the allegations

the "i have a type" allegations

sylus is honestly amused

see he would actually READ the manga

not even online

he would buy physical copies of it

and have it in your bookshelf

since he knows how much you HATE the pop-up ads on the website you use to read

also because he wants to see what you're so excited about

so imagine your face when you walk into your shared bedroom

and see your boyfriend in all of his gorgeous glory

wearing his signature bathrobe

a wine glass in one hand and...

THE MANGA IN ANOTHER?!

THE ONE WHERE YOMI IS ON THE COVER TOO?!

he chuckles at your dumbfounded expression before standing up and walking towards you (the manga's still in his hand btw)

"what's wrong, sweetie? i thought you liked this series, given how much you've searched for this character on pinterest."

you gulp when he pins his hand on the wall

"would you like me to wear my hair down?"

caleb

chrollo lucilfer from hunter x hunter (manga spoilers below)

see the other guys are...relatively grateful these characters are fictional

this guy actually WISHES this bastard of a character was real

why?

so he can plummet him into the ground

because why are you squealing every time this pale, grown ass man with a tattoo on his forehead and an open fur coat appears on the screen???

here's the thing

caleb was excited to start this show with you since he heard it's good

and it is!

he loves the nen system, has a soft spot for killua, and would honestly kill for gon

but now, whenever you suggest watching the show, he's grumbling and insisting you guys watch something else

he would rather die than tell you this

but one time

he slicked his hair back in front of the mirror to see if he looks like him (oh the aura loss)

he also read the manga

but only to see how often chrollo appears so he can be prepared

was excited for the hisoka vs. chrollo fight (since he's hoping the latter dies)

actually enjoyed it too since both characters used their abilities so creatively

threw his phone when hisoka lost

and punched your chrollo plushie with his metal arm

you made him buy you another one

a/n: not me exposing all of my fictional crushes. here are some other characters i considered: seba natsuki, kei uzuki (sakamoto days), levi ackerman (aot), phainon (hsr), yoru (gokurakugai), beom tae ha (tears on a withered flower), theo lapileon (my in laws are obsessed with me), shinso hitoshi, dabi (bnha), choso kamo (jjk) (my beloved), and reigen arataka (mp 100) (solely for shits and giggles).

[sincerely-sofie]

Sofie Liveblogs Super Mystery Dungeon: Part 1

Obby got assigned Riolu by the powers that be. We're the world's most basic couple.

OOOOOOO LORE. I SAW THAT METEORITE FOLLOWED BY DEOXYS APPEARING

The world is so prettyyyyy :3

Oh noooooooo I'm a pikachu.......... Oh nooooo how tragic... how utterly horrifying..............

I just got here and I'm already being assaulted.

THERE HE IS. THERE'S THE MAN I'M GOING TO PUT THROUGH SO MUCH ANGST.

Look at him. Look how proud he is of the hero. I am attached already

Headcanoning the hero as being a teenager makes this line very funny to me

NUZLEAF IS THE FIRST ONE TO FIND OUT THE HERO HAS AMNESIA AND USED TO BE A HUMAN??????

Someone take away his "Hot diggity" privileges. Nuzleaf is going to get me to start using that phrase.

"Oh I bet that path leads out of this dungeon!" *immediately gets us stuck in a dead end*

I love the idea of Nuzleaf being a horrible judge of character / direction. His gut always leads him astray. I love this idiot.

EXCUSE ME??????????????????? HE'S JUST DITCHING ME?????????? SIR I AM AN INFANT???????????????????????????

GET LOST YOU JERK

THE MAN IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES APOLOGIZING TO THIS SASSY LOST CHILD I'M DYING LAUGHING

"Take pity on me" I will. You are incredibly pitiful.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO---

Oh my word. I know it's probably just a matter of Pokemon not having the most elaborate interiors, but Nuzleaf's house is every bit as bad in terms of decor and furnishing as Twig's place.

This man hecking knows why I was attacked. I can feel it in my bones.

HE'S TELLING ME NOT TO WARN OTHERS ABOUT THE BEHEEYEM THAT ATTACKED ME. HE KNOWS. HE'S TRYING TO KEEP ME QUIET. It's okay though I still love him <3

HE JUST MET ME AND HE'S ALREADY ENROLLING ME IN SCHOOL. MOVE OVER DUSKNOIR, THERE'S A NEW SINGLE FATHER IN TOWN

I just saw what I thought was another of the Beheeyem outside and my first instinct was to go out and check. The hero in this game is an idiot I love them

... Yeah. That's about how i saw Obby when we first met up in person too.

HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ADOPTION, RIOLU OBBY. RIOBBY, IF YOU WILL.

Oh wait no. This is a dig at Nuzleaf, isn't it.

They really like their accents in this game, huh.

Riobby is the most stereotypically ADHD-coded character ever and I am HERE for it

*POINTS LOUDLY* first cameo spotted!!!!!!

Sofiechu's special ability is looking like a twelve year old apparently.

SHELMET LOOKS SO DOOFY I LOVE 'EM

GOOMY IS SUCH A SOPPING WET CREATURE I LOVE HIM

Sofiechu is grounded. I'm calling it

NUZLEAF HAS WON ME OVER AGAIN BY BEING AN IDIOT DAD. IN THIS HOUSE WE STAN NUZLEAF

I'm gonna call it good here for now! Next time, we'll be going to school. Yay(?)

[whatmakespaperwithoutitspen]

PROLOGUE 1 PART 4.5

AN INTERACTIVE TWISTED WONDERLAND X GN!READER FANFICTION.

You are [name] [last name]. A powerful villain stripped of their powers and sent to another world called Twisted Wonderland as a way of rehabilitation after attempting to end their world.

What is your fate? After all, everything solely relies on what actions you take as long as you trekk towards your happy ending, if it’ll even be happy in the first place.

Grim had barely gotten away from those evil giant twins. He had run as fast as he could out of Octavinelle, and into the Main Street. He hid behind one of the cool-looking stone statues as he caught his breath, “Dumb twins… dumb Azul… dumb crazy psychopath manager! I’ll show them!” He shook his fist vengefully.

“Huh?” Grim yelped in surprise when he heard someone behind him. He immediately slumped in relief when it was just another student. A red-haired guy with messy hair, like an ugly used mop, “Oh I know you, you’re that raccoon that got kicked out of school during the Entrace Ceremony. That was so funny!”

“Hah!? Hey!” The redhead continued to cackle as Grim fumed, “Running away from the Headmage again?”

“No,” Grim crossed his arms, “I was running away from work,” The redhead let out a sound of intrigue, “Work? You got work?” Grim flailed, smoke coming out of his nostrils, “Against my will! If it wasn’t for that… aghhh! Crazy, they were crazy!”

“Man, you’re going through it,” The mop-haired student sweatdropped, “Anyways, this place isn’t a good hiding spot for you, you know? Many people pass by here. They’d probably rat you out to the Headmage.” Grim blinked, coming out from behind the statue and finally taking a good look at it. He let out a sound of awe as he admired it, “Whoa, who is this person?”

“That, right there, is the Queen of Hearts. My dorm was modeled after her. She was a queen who lived in a mazelike garden of roses long, long ago and was a very strict woman. She prized order above all and wouldn't tolerate a rose being off-color, or her playing-card soldiers being out of step. She basically ruled over a kingdom of madness.” He placed a hand on his hip, a smirk painting face, “No one dared to defy her, because the punishment for breaking a rule was immediate decapitation!”

“Myahh!?” Grim jumped, “That’s messed up!”

“I think it’s pretty cool,” said the redhead, “I’m a big fan. I mean, who would bother to obey a queen that was kind all the time?” Now that Grim thought about it, he guesses he’s right. A leader needs to be strong after all. “Putting that aside, who even are you?”

“I’m Ace,” The student replied, putting a name on that ugly face, “I'm a first year student here, as of... today! Pleased to meetcha!”

“Well, I’m Grim!” The creature responded with jolly, “I’m a prodigy who’s planning to be, like, the best mage ever!!” He said confidently, making Ace chuckle, “A prodigy, huh? Alright, alright. Sounds interesting.” Grim jumped as he pointed to the next statue, “Ooh, ooh, tell me about that one!”

“Alright, alright. Now that right there is..”

Azul hummed as he took a good look at your proposal, “Hm. I have to hand it to you, it is better than your first draft. However, I have some concerns.” He pointed at the bold letters on the page that read ‘animation’, “How and where are you going to find animators willing to take the job?”

You lean back into your seat, “Hah? You aren’t going to help me recruit?” You grinned toothily, “Aren’t you a good boss?”

“I am merely measuring your merit,” Azul retorted, “I can’t keep holding your hand through everything, I already steered you towards the right away with this proposal. Now, I need you to act independently.” You narrow your eyes, “You’re expecting too much of me,”

“I am letting you live here for free after all,” Azul smiled. You wanted to rip that nasty thing off his face.

Maybe you can convince more people to do things for you if you keep throwing Azul’s name around. Although, you do worry that word will reach Azul and this business fanatic would have it out for you. Now you simply can’t have that. “Yes, boss,” You said with gritted teeth and the most sarcastic grin you could muster, “I’ll be on my way now,”

“I haven’t dismissed you,”

“I’m going back to work,” You said, already out of your seat, “Recruitment isn’t going to be waiting around for me,” Azul sighed, “Don’t forget our tutoring session later this afternoon,”

“Yeah, yeah, I hear you!” You close the door behind you and walk farther enough to let out sounds of stifled aggravation, strangling the air, imagining Azul’s pale neck in your hands, and a kick to the wall. Once you’ve let half of your grievances out, you get back to work. Where the hell do you look for an animator first?

Azul is obviously not going to just give you the easy way out. You could ask the Tweels, but you doubt they’d be that much help either.

Speaking of Tweels, you should probably check on Grim and see if your mascot is still alive. …

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HIM!?” Your shout echoed throughout the entire dorm as the Tweels looked way too guiltless for someone who had just endangered your one-way ticket to have the final laugh at Azul’s face. I swear to God when I find that alley cat I’m going to toss him into the fish tank once and for all.

“And what’s that last one with the horns?” Grim was now resting on Ace’s shoulder as he introduced each of the Great Seven to him, “That's the Thorn Fairy who lived on a mythical mountain. She was noble and elegant, and a master of magic and curses, even by the standard of the Great Seven! She commanded storms, covered the kingdom with thorns and was able to use magic on a massive scale. She could even turn into this huge dragon.”

“A dragon? That’s so cool!” Grim’s eyes went starry as he admired the statue of the Thorn Fairy and the rest of the Greats. One day, he’ll be as powerful as them. And then, he’ll have his own statue. Wouldn’t that be so cool? Maybe Ace can have a statue too if he can be half as cool as him—

“Right? Not like some piddling weasel.” Grim’s smile turned blank. He slowly turned to Ace, “W-what?”

“Pfft. Ahahahaha!” Ace started to laugh at Grim, who immediately jumped off his shoulder and onto the stump of the Thorn Fairy’s statue, “I can’t hold it in anymore, ahahahahahaha!!” Grim looked at him in utter bewilderment, wasn’t he being all smiley and friendly just a while ago, “What- what’s wrong with you? Why are you laughing so much!?”

“Come on, you're the one of the ones who turned orientation into such a fiasco, right? You and that magicless person. It took everything I had not to burst into laughter right in the middle of the ceremony!”

“Hey! You don’t have to be such a jerk about it!” Grim took it back, Ace isn’t cool anymore. He’s just as much of a maniac as those people in Octavinelle. But he’s not as much of a maniac as that [name] psychopath. If [name] was here and heard Ace’s trash talking, they would’ve told Grim to spit fire at him.

So that’s what Grim is going to do! He may hate [name] and how they dress him up like a mannequin, but he knows they would whoop Ace’s butt faster than you can say tuna!

“And you're both so clueless you don't even know who the Great Seven are. Not one of them! That’s so lame! Hahahahaha!!” Grim growled and took a deep inhale. Then, he shoots a blue fireball at Ace, who barely dodged it, the redhead letting out a sound of surprise, “Whoa! What was that for!?”

“No one makes fun of Grim, Master of Fire. I’m going to burn that moppy hair of yours! You, you mophead!”

“Mophead!? Oh, you’re in for it now!” Ace pulled out his magic pen. But Grim was quicker, blowing more fireballs at him as he dodged and weaved. He looked like an idiot, tumbling around. Grim jumped and hovered, trying to get a hit on him. But when he fired one more fireball, Ace used his wind magic to deflect it.

Grim lets out a loud yowl as he gets out of the way in the nick of time. He sighed when his fur was untouched. But when he turned around, he saw Ace look paler than before. And then, he finally sees the Queen of Hearts’ statue singed from his flames.

“AHHHHHHHH!!” They both screamed in terror. Grim is really in for it now.

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A/N: Another short post unfortunately

[hot-on-my-watch]

Reading Sherlock Scripts- The Final Problem

As always, here's a video from Erik Voss at New Rockstars for a bit of a refresh and detail spotting from the episode if desired:

What follows will be notes in a few minor differences between the script published on the BBC's website and the finished episode, a few bits of stage direction etc. that I personally enjoyed, and interesting things that I didn't spot before.

I will say that in terms of line changes, I DO realise that scenes need to be shortened, technicsl stuff doesn't always work, and even the best actors get lines slightly wrong - like that one guy that was supposedly amazing as Hamlet but kept mispronouncing "penguin"... so when John says the buffalo gun was from the 40s and the script said 50s... I don't care which is right. I'm not going to google buffalo guns. I'm just writing about bits that amuse me!

Firstly: Mycroft's cheesy noir detective film. I'm not sure I had cottoned on to all the lines about the man "keeping a close watch" on the woman, as Mycroft likes to do, not least on his siblings. Then she refers to "putting (herself) in the hands of the authorities" as Eurus has ostensibly done since TLD.

We then get a few extra lines of dialogue:

Obviously 'Persephone' refers to the Ancient Greek myth of a goddess abducted to the underworld who then becomes its queen, with the use of Greek mythogolgy tying into Sherlock's fake suicide operation 'LAZARUS'. And, "a parade of all the cliches" would have lampshaded the trope-filled nature of the scene.

On to Baker Street! In the script, Mycroft calls himself "an era-defining genius", but in the episode he has been downgraded to "remarkable" and the former label is given to Eurus, who remains "beyond Newton." Poor Myc.

The published script also has Mycroft saying "we played pirates" and describes "an overgrown pirate ship climbing frame", neglecting to mention the "funny gravestones" at this point. Probably Mycroft was too bored and serious to make a show of playing pirates at thirteen.

Something then that I hadn't previously noticed: in the shot of the three children in the kitchen the table is set for four; Redbeard has only just gone missing. In the script, Mrs Holmes can be heard asking where he is.

There's also the stage direction that Mycroft is eating "A LOT", and a description of a following shot of Eurus being interviewed by a policeman following.

Something else I hadn't even slightly noticed - I'd blame the ME/CFS but probably wrongly- the song that Mrs Hudson is vacuuming to. Obviously Iron Maiden's The Number of the Beast (which I have seen live) is a fantastically amusing choice genre-wise, but it also cuts off at "hell and fire about to be released."

I'm also compelled to comment at this point on the insanely ridiculous layout of 221 Baker Street and that although I enjoy the transition through the carpet of the living room, that's meant to be where Speedy's is, no?

Anyway, we get these delightful notes for one of the most improbable escapes in television history:

Hahaha, the shipping forecast. We weren't all born Radio 4 listeners, Moftiss! But I love it.

So we go to Sherrinford. Here John has an extra line about seeking work in it as a hospital, to which The Governor replies "it's not a hospital".

Again, I often fail to notice things: this time that the voice radioing for help was John's (even though nothing else would make sense) and that the recorded announcements e.g. "doors opening" are ALL Moriarty. And they planned to have "smiley face insignia" on the doors, and later a "frowney face" on the screens when the alarm goes off- I see why they abandoned that! My favourite bit here is that last sentence about Mycroft:

Mycroft then says in the script that Eurus has been capable of influencing people since she was seven, which has since been changed to five, now fitting with when she would have been institutionalised. In the broastcast episode Eurus gets extra lines now about The Governer's wife: "She smiles at you when you come home...smiling is advertising... I can help you with your wife...I'll fix her and give her back to you." In the published script it is not clear that she has any interest in The Governer's wife at this point.

Rather than being initially compliant to the men with guns and then making his daring escape, the script has John absolutely throwing down. he "lunges" at The Governer in an attempt to stop him from pressing the alarm, and when the orderlies arrive: "Mayhem. Mycroft is already restrained, but John is fighting like a madman. Slams one orderly against the wall, punches another across the room-" Wow.

And then: Moriarty! What a joy! There are a couple of notable changes from final script to episode here. Firstly, the bodyguard on his left has been promoted from "very uncaring in the afterglow" to merely "less caring." And then there's Jim's extra line between "insane criminality" and his question about cannibals:

There's a whole insect metaphor that goes on once our boys are locked in Eurus' cell:

In the Garridebs scene, Eurus gets a few more lines on her view of morality: "

I regret to say that in the script, the phonecall between Sherlock and Molly is even more heartbreaking! Why? How?! Because right before he asks her to tell him that she loves him, she says "for once don't make fun of me." Brutal! My heart!

Continuing notes on the script. The fake cell outside Musgrave has a window with a view possibly involving some kind of visual trickery that I don't understand. The aerial view we get of the London is hauntingly described as "the bomber's view." And to the news that John is in a well Sherlock replies "ding dong dell" which google tells me is a nursery rhyme suitably about a cat having been put in a well by one child and saved by another.

We then get to some of the omitted dialouge that sent me down this script-reading rabbit hole: Sherlock's admission regarding Mycroft.

I also enjoy the insult Sherlock gives Mycroft later in the scene: "he always lies, he's a corkscrew in human form", to which John replies "this time he's been protecting you. *beat* They're not dog's bones." Victor actually gets some lines in the flashback here too "Come on Captain Yellowbeard! We can take the ship and all her treasure! Quick! Quick!" Poor little Victor!

A couple more missing lines here. At the moment of realisation, Sherlock gives us another Greek reference, this time to Homer's The Odyssey: "'And Odysseus replied... Nemo'- latin for no one." Bloody private school kids and their latin ;-) I've written a pretty basic post on the tombstone cipher, but there are far more detailed analyses on here! Then, on speaking to Eurus in her room script Sherlock states the obvious, calling her ritual "a cry for help".

When we get into the closing scenes, we have another moment for the history books: Sherlock calls Lestrade by his actual first name unprompted! Here the script reads "A beat as Lestrade goes- Sherlock has always known his name. He heads away..." But what does this mean? Does Lestrade just think that Sherlock has known his name the entire bloody time, or has he actually? I'm big on the Death of the Author stuff and psychoanalytical readings, and in this case I choose to headcanon that Sherlock really did not know and only memorised "Greg" in The Six Thatchers. I'm open to being convinced otherwise though.

I've written a whole rant on the part where Mrs Holmes says that Sherlock was "always the grown-up" and no one disagrees.

In the script, we also get Eurus acting as violin teacher to Sherlock once again:

I have mixed feelings on Mary's "who you really are, it doesn't matter" speech and was horrified when I first heard it, but the script's shorter version is significantly worse. In the script, she doesn't say "A junky who solves crimes to get high and a doctor who never came home from the war." or "It's all about the legend. The stories. The adventures." She does say "what matters is who everbody else thinks you are. Knows you are." I'm glad they rewrote this!

Also, while the choice of "Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson" mirrors Arthur Conan Doyle's canon and Mycroft's lines at the close of A Study in Pink, it is a bit weird that Mary not only puts her beloved husband second, but also omits his first name. Oh well, they did they thing.

Meanwhile, the montage of the restoration of 221B and life going on. I wouldn't have realised that John is holding the letter on the msntelpiece for Sherlock to stab it, had I not read that bit of script posted by another Tumblr user! Thankyou whoever you were!

A couple of slight differences from the script here. Firstly, the episode has Lestrade and Molly visiting separately, but in the script they come together. One has to wonder why- were they at any point supposed to have been intended as a couple, and it was decided against, given that them arriving together for a professional matter seems unrealistic? Would Molly waiting outside seem like she hadn't recovered from The Phonecall? Did they just want to show her a bit more? Would it have ruined the fun circling camera thing they're doing here? I know, I'm definitely overthinking this!

Personally I really enjoy Cumberbatch's face as he directs Rosie back to johh with an expression we've pretty much never seen from Sherlock! And the fact that where he's pointing at "Daddy" is clearly where the baby's actual father was standing, not Freeman. But it works!

Secondly, Eurus and Sherlock's furious violin jam was intended to turn into: the Sherlock adventure theme! Fun! But, for whatever reason, this seems in the episode to be played by deeper sounding instruments over the top instead.

Finally, the cheesiest of the cheesey. The script ends with these words appearing on screen: The Beginning. That was cool when my friend did it in his children's novel, sure, but I'm not sure it would've worked here. Or would it?

Anyway, if you've made it this far, many many thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed my extremely minor contribution to the rich BBC Sherlock fandom! Either way, I very much welcome comments and discussion. "Obviously."

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Can you talk Maroon and cowboy like me. A mashup that was beautiful but I didn’t see it. Was so depressing. Like personally made me sad

That's too bad that it made you sad, anon!

I don't think it was depressing at all! In fact it made me very happy, and it clearly made Taylor very happy too! 😂 I think it was one of the more intriguing ways Taylor's artistry in the mashups was on full display, and how she created a totally new story out of combining sections of different songs!

First of all, Maroon is definitely the favourite child lol. And cowboy like me might start giving it a run for its money. Secondly: she sounds so, so beautiful in this one! Which I say about all of them. But there's something about how you can tell how much she loves both of these songs that she gives them a little extra je ne sais quoi and it's so lovely.

The mashup can be distilled to this: I chose you, cause you're a cowboy like me.

The brilliance of this mashup is that she took what was a very bittersweet (or just bitter lol) song about a great love that faded to nothing as two lovers drifted apart, and instead turned it into an unabashed love story by combining it with another of her favourites!

By starting with the first verse and chorus of Maroon, she's telling the story of the early days of a young love, where the two lovers are so enamoured of each other that they lose track of time and are just wholly obsessed with each other. And then segueing into cowboy like me, it adds a cheekiness to it, like, "oh, on paper this shouldn't work, but it turns out we're two peas in a pod."

And "oh, I thought, 'this is gonna be one of those things,' and now I know I'm never gonna love again," in this context echoes that, but also I imagine is relevant to how she felt! It's saying: oh, this wasn't meant to go anywhere, but it turned into the greatest love to which nothing will ever compare. (Hmm maybe like going "what the hell sure" to reach out to a certain football player with a friendship bracelet and moxie on a lark thinking you'll at least get a funny story out of it, and then unexpectedly end up finding the rest of your life. But I digress.) It turns out that cowboy you found is just like you in the best ways possible, and you two will be hustling for that good life together forever! The early days of drinking the night away because you can't get enough of each other in every way possible giving way to their boots being beneath your bed for the rest of your days-- what a way to flip the script!

I absolutely love the way she delivered the bridge of cowboy like me, because not only does she sound incredible, but her cheeky and knowing grin at "that was all before I locked it down," is so incredibly sweet -- she was just a happy, happy girl! And again: she was being very loud about the theme of the mashup and her life at that point which is: forever is indeed the sweetest-- and best-- con. Once she found her cowboy, it was time to pack it up, because there was no need to look elsewhere, or wait for the other shoe to drop! They found each other and they're in this rodeo together now. (Is that too many horse references?)

Forever is the sweetest con, so I wake with your memory over me, that's a real fucking legacy to leave is sooooo interesting, because it takes what is a source of pain from the original version of Maroon (being haunted by a lover who's long since left) and turns it into a source of joy: together this is our forever, and I'm going to wake every morning knowing that! That is your legacy now! Because I locked it down! The memories we made of the splashed wine and lips I call home are part of our story we're still writing! It's such a testament to how resilient people are, and you can grow from things that once hurt you only to find your greatest joy you never even thought possible.

"You're a cowboy like me, and I chose you" is so beautiful! Not only in the way she sings it, but again, what a lovely sentiment! All the parts she chose to sing from Maroon are about choosing the other person who feels like home, and the parts from cowboy like me are about realizing that this person is your forever. It definitely did not go unnoticed that she didn't sing a single part of the "I lost you" lyrics of Maroon because: that's not the story anymore. This is a whole new chapter of a whole new story! One where the memories are going to keep being made.

Thanks for the trip down memory lane anon!

[chiffiorra]

➜ This Work Contains The Following: Divorce, some love still there, slight nsfw, implies one night stand, unresolved feelings, reader and karasu need to just talk and get back together smh, no beta we die like me dying from this cold

➜ WC: 415

➜ Small Note: this small drabble all came from me, @tetsuskei, and @mikiruie talking about divorce AUs with our f/os and some of this stuff thrown in was by them so give them some love 🫰🏽. it's so funny that i tend to write well when i'm sick sometimes lmfao.

Divorcing with Karasu was something you never anticipated even in your wildest dreams. Every small issue building up for the worst and it has caused a lot of problems even while talking/arguing it out. It hurts that divorce had to be the final solution but it was the best option for the both of you.

But despite that; you haven't dated anyone since the divorce as a small part of you still feels for him after all this time. You think he's moved on but he's just in the same boat as you. Karasu still loves you even after the issues you've faced and couldn't resolve as a team, and yet he needed to keep his distance for his own sake. Even if it hurts to hear you now refer to him as “Karasu”. No “babe”, no “my love”, not even a “crow boy” as you used to teasingly refer to him as; just his last name.

That is, until one night in a moment of weakness…

It all began when your car broke down during a heavy rainstorm. And un(luckily) for you, your car just decided to be near your ex husband’s house. Despite your worries, you remembered what he told you: “I know we ain’t together anymore; but if ya need help with anythin’, ya can always call me. I’ll be there every time.” And if there’s something you know about Tabito Karasu, it was that he always kept his word no matter what.

You wish he didn’t help you get your car towed. You wish he didn’t let you take a warm shower and wear some of his clothes thanks to the pouring rain. You wish he didn’t chat with you so freely as he offered you some soup. You wish you didn’t chat so freely as if it were another couple’s night with him, as if you two never split up in the first place.

And you especially wished you didn’t let yourself go to bed with him so easily. If only your will was stronger than that.

It only took Tabito one single thrust for the both of you to cum at the same time, having been too long since you’ve been intimate with someone, with each other. And it sure didn’t stop him as he kept going, overstimulation be damned.

But no “I love you” yet even you almost let that slip in the aftermath. He can’t know just yet.

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idea !!!! snape survives and he still teaches at hogwarts. he's sat in minnies office helping her write the letters for the new students and he gets to P and.... what the FUCK do you mean he's teaching another potter????

i think snape could add a fun twist to CC. i think he sits at the staff table and hears minerva call out "albus Severus potter" and he has a bit of a moment. him and harry haven't stayed in touch, no. snape never quite gets over what harry knows about him, they're both too full of grief and snape just returned to his old hermit ways after the war. not many people trust him, he saw harry once at his trial, was shocked that he testified in snape's favour, and that's it.

and now this part of harry is infront of him, matter of fact, In His House! and it's like a re-do of the original series. albus is in danger, and he's part of harry, and snape is sighing in his quarters like "oh my god i'm going to have to help the boy"

except ofc, this potter is a slytherin and he finds he actually gets along really well with him - he does extra potion lessons, albus comes knocking on his door throughout the day to let off steam or gossip, snape bashes his head against the wall when scorbus start showing signs and has to subject himself to the fact he's Literally watching draco and harry level tension here again. yk, the usual.

But. he does better this time. so much better. maybe the war changed him, maybe something is different at hogwarts, who knows. he just does better this time.

and then we get belated severitus in the sense of. all of the tension between albus and harry - in my mind - comes from not only fear, but the fact that albus is every part of himself harry tried to suppress when he sat on that stool himself and begged not to be in slytherin.

so snape is getting close to albus, albus is gushing to his dad about how cool snape is, harry gets called in when albus gets in trouble and snape slowlyyyy over time realises that,,, oh. oh harry is SOOOO much more than the golden gryffindor boy. especially when he finds the map and dungbombs and the invisibility cloak in albus' dorm.

CC but snape is there to guide the way throughout everything. he relates to albus on the front of wanting things to be different, wanting to save more people but Who knows more about the unchangeable facts of grief than severus?? he watched albus' eyebags get darker and his shoulders slump more and he intervenes and tries to connect with this boy who just wants to fix things, but snape knows that it isn't possible.

that there's other ways to fix things, and maybe. maybe saving albus is how he fixes things now.

blah blah blah eventually he ends up a part of the potter-weasley clan and he can't quite figure out how he ended up there but, despite his sneering, he's rather happy to be there. happy in general really.

(see also: i want teddy and snape to interact. maybe remus still dies at the end of the war and snupin (ofc they're here, i am predictable) were together in hogwarts and snape can't help but be drawn to teddy and that's mind of an opening?? teddy is so nice and receptive and funny, he's a HUFFLEPUFF!!! and maybe having teddy there for the first few years loosens him up to the idea that people don't Suck and that's what makes him more receptive to albus when he comes along)

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Oppy breeding anon & Hive Queen Optimus.

I love the bit with the human kids and some Insecticons shrinking down to follow them. Now I'm imagining Raf's sitting on his head the entire time and refusing to move. I'm sure some of the other students think the weird lil lizard is cute as it hunkers down in Raf's mess of hair. Also love Wheeljack going "nope nope nope nope" to the idea of getting cleaned by the Insecticons and that's the reason he isn't at base lol.

The Omega Keys are the last few episodes of season 2. Season 3 is where they're on the run for first few episodes because the Decepticons blew up their base in the season 2 finale. But if we do want to say the bitty emerges during season three, it would likely happen at the very beginning because of all the stress that is the Decepticons blowing up their base and the hive being forced to move back to their old hive from when they woke up.

But we can say that when the Autobot Team had to scatter via GroundBridge, instead of going to some random location I forget on the top of my head, they go to that old hive until further notice. Also the Omega Lock battle I suspect would be different, as the Insecticons would freak out when the three Insecticons with the children scream into the hive that the Decepticons captured the organic sparklings and they would immediately let their queen know. I don't know if the Insecticons would allow their Queen to go to the Omega Lock battle, but I can see him forcing the issue because this would be the battle to save Cybertron. Even so, the hive will be angy on Optimus's behave that Ratchet didn't go get the children.

When they do scatter, I suspect a few Insecticons would go with each group that leaves and there's probably another group that's just Insecticons carrying the eggs in their arms. A good chunk of the Insecticons stay behind though, as to let their queen escape too and destroy the GroundBridge. They also probably join Fowler and Wheeljack in fighting the Decepticons when the attack happens and flee into the ground when its clear that their queen has escape and none of them must be captured. They cannot let the Decepticons dare go through any of their minds.

Perhaps the bitty even emerges while Optimus and the Insecticons with him are going back to the hive and the Insecticons have no idea what to do, so hunker down and start trying their best to help their queen.

... well this focused a lot on the season 2 finale (Regeneration & Darkest Hour) huh.

I don't know why This came to me but Raf panicking when his classmates gush about the weird lizard snuggling into his hair, and He panickly makes up a name.

"Harold, His name is Harold." Now this insecticon is named Harold.

As for if OP would be in the fight, I think he would fight, even if they all are telling Op not too, he has too, he's the only one ho can successfully wield the (it's called the saber star?)

"I will need backup. My hive are you with me?" They do not like it as much as ratchet, but what else can they do when the Queen has spoken? They follow him, and be his body guards keeping Megatron from landing successful hits on their queen.

Also wouldn't it be funny if this is how Megatron found out that the Insecticons were following Op's orders. He just knew that they were following some queens orders (and truthfully he thought it was Arcee.) But nope, they scramble only after him take orders from him, and is that a baby bump?

Also it would make sense for the baby to come at such a stressful time when they are all running to find a new place after their base blew up. Ya they don't have Ratchet due to them all splitting up during the fight, So he is running off pure instinct right now, snapping at his inscticons as they get him into the old nest.

I do think the insecticons would also be split up, keeping every family member safe. They are under strict orders to keep them all safe. They follow, they always follow their queens orders.

Oh and welcoming the bitty into this world, Op is venting hard as he holds his bitty close, and they all gather around him, cleaning him and the bitty up.

Also don't some ant species make enzymes in their glands to making a healing agent? Well I say that a select few insecticons can also do this and act as healers to a wounded Op, No one can frag him even further because his valve is injured by the bitty/

[eveningspirit]

This is a continuation of my response to this ask:

I really dislike the black and white approach I see a lot of people taking when it comes to the Langdon storyline. People seem to be writing him off as simply a no good thief who set out to harm patients, with no wiggle room to even entertain the idea that addiction is a disease and him stealing is a symptom of that. What he did is not acceptable and we know that but it’s also not as simple as “His career is over, he’s done for, good riddance”

The first part, an analysis of "what did Langdon actually steal" (which, mind you, may be proven wrong in any of the remaining four episodes), is linked.

In this essay I shall tackle the concept of "addiction as a disease".

It's a great concept. It is a concept that we not only should consider in fiction, but in real life also. People who are addicted to substances, gambling, watching tv shows (what? 0.0), whathaveyou, should not be considered criminals. Or even bad people. They are ill. They need treatment.

I don't have any personal experience with addiction of any loved one, or... um... myself? I guess? So this is mostly theoretical musing.

I imagine that a person whose loved one, a parent for example, was/is an addict, may have very complicated feelings toward that loved one. It may be love and worry, love and hate, but it may also be just hate. That's normal, that's okay. I want to say this, because in my very theoretical apprach to addiction as a disease, whenever I might say "we should do this", "do that", "help"--I mean WE as a society. Not we, the people who are directly affected by the addict's behavior.

Also. The Pitt is a tv show, and Langdon is a fictional character. It's not real life. Let's remember that.

Now. Let's dive in.

I was deeply hurt by the many comparisons between John Carter's treatment by his peers in ER (twenty-five years ago) and Langdon's treatment in The Pitt. People making those gifsets were calling them "parallells"--only because Noah Wyle is in both scenes. But to me, they read as "contrsts", because of how the accused addict is treated.

How did the show made twenty-five years ago do it better?

I know that we still have several episodes to go in this season, so this storyline may yet become something extraordinary. And maybe that pain I experienced as Langdon's fan is neccessary.

But the problem is, many viewers read what's on screen literally. Langdon lied. Langdon stole. Langdon failed.. who? us? Robby? disappointed us, deserved what he got and worse. To quote one reviewer: "An ER doctor working while being a junkie is purely demonic and disgraceful" (I'm not linking because I don't want to give them traffic). Uh. What?

Let's remember we're seeing this Day in The Pitt through Robby's eyes. He's an unreliable narrator. We don't know what's going on with Langdon. And even based on what we do know--doesn't he deserve some compassion?

I was hurt by Robby ignoring Langdon's calls all hour. Perhaps even more hurt by Dana's, "Dude, you gotta stop calling me!" They rejected him, full stop. Now, I don't know their relationships in this ED. Maybe they are only co-workers and nothing beyond that. But.

Dana was the only person Frank actually shared anything personal with. He talks to everybody, he's funny (some of you may disagree, that's okay), he seems open and talkative, and he sees what's bothering others and gets them to talk (sometimes). But the only truly personal beats, the only personal information we get of him throughout the day--are through Dana. Also, he asks Robby whether they are friends. So I'd say, those are the two people he's close with. The two people he trusts. And they reject him.

So, most of the audience rejects him too.

And maybe that's the point (like my feeling hurt). Maybe this will serve a purpose of reminding the audience that this is not the right way to treat an addict. I'm not saying I think Langdon will overdose and then Robby will feel guilty. This would not be a good lesson for the audience.

No. I think they should bring Langdon back. Have a conversation with him. Show him care and support. Show him the way out of this--through rehab, through therapy, through whatever is needed. Help him get treatment for the disease he has.

Essentially--do the same thing ER did twenty-five years ago. Only do it over the course of six episodes instead of one. Which in itself means they will be doing it better.

(one more part should be written, about what consequences Langdon will / should be facing)

[rekino2114]

Can you do ENA with prompt 14

Cause i feel like moony would bê The one tô put Ena and Reader together that would bê funny

Moony trying to set up you and ena

Pairing:ena x gn reader

"Dude.....just admit it"

"Admit what my dear friend moony?"

"That you like y/n"

"But of course I do, they are one of my dearest companions"

"......no....I mean like like them"

"What are you implying?"

"I mean you love them"

"Love? You mean that i-"

Ena suddenly glitched and turned bright pink with hearts forming in her eyes

"I want to kiss all over their body and give them so many hugs until we fall asleep in each other arms while whispering declaration of our love"

".........yeah......that"

"Well then you would be correct my dear fellow"

"....for real?"

"Indeed, my adoration for them goes beyond simple friendship and into the realm of what you might call love"

".....then why don't you tell them?"

"W-well-"

She started glitching again this time turning into her classic sad form

"T-they'd never want to date someone like meeeeeeee"

She continued sobbing as moony rolled her eyes at the scene

"I'm so howwible and ugly ans stupid, they deserve way bett-"

"Stop whining already, you're pissing me off!"

"I-i-i'm so sowwwwwyyyy"

"I told you to stop whining! I'm sure y/n is into you too"

"Y-you think so?"

"Yeah, they blush whenever they touch your hand or you bump into each other, they are lovesick too.....ok maybe a little less than you"

"Y-you......y-you"

Ena turned into another one of her forms, this time a bright red one with demon horns and fire in her eyes

"Shut up! Stop giving me hope like that!"

"What? Why?"

"Cause if they don't like me and I confess then I'll look like a fucking idiot and y/n wouldn't want to hang out with me EVER AGAIN!"

"That's.......a bit dramatic"

"YOU'RE DRAMATIC!"

"Just chill out firecracker, I'm sure they like you too"

"Why would I listen to you? Now go away before I punch you"

"Alright calm down, I hate when you're angry"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

"Nothing"

The moon floated away from her friend and continued flying away for a while until she spotted you, so she smirked and decided to approach you

"Oh hey moony how's ena?"

"Makes sense you ask about her"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean you're soooooo in love with her"

"W-what?"

"Dude, you can't go 5 minutes around her without blushing and stuttering, I'm surprised you didn't faint yet"

"Fine, fine, ok I love her, what about it?"

"Just wanted to let you know that she said that you could never date her become she's so horrible and ugly and-"

"What? That couldn't be farther from the truth"

"Oh really?"

"Of course not, she's amazing and so pretty and I love all of her personalities and forms and I couldn't imagine........."

You stopped talking when you noticed that a pair of arms had hugged you from behind

"Uh uh, keep going"

".....you did not just-"

The hug got tighter and you turned around to see ena in her lovesick form

"Y/n my dear, is what you said true?"

".....yes"

"Oh heavens, this is a glorious day, I think you're amazing and beautiful too and I love every single little part of you"

"S-so you mean, you wanna be with me....r-romantically?"

"Of course, what else could this mean? Do you accept?"

"Yeah, I'd love to, I love you too ena"

"Splendid"

Without warning, ena got closer to you and kissed your lips. You reciprocated and the kiss went on for a few seconds

"Ew! Do this in private sickos"

"Speaking of, moony did you just set us up?"

"I must agree, you most likely knew I'd follow you, so you decided to make y/n confess their feelings in front of me"

"I-It's not like I did it for you, I was just tired of seeing you two pine for each other and act all mopey"

"Oh my dear friend, I have no idea how I could possibly thank you for this opportunity"

"Yeah, thanks moony, didn't know you could be this nice"

"I told you I didn't do it to be nice-"

"Oh I know, we should have a group hug"

"Wait what? Heck no-"

"Too late, group hug!"

You and ena wrapped the floating moon in your arms making her unable to do anything but sigh while you and your new girlfriend giggled at her