#Thank God.

[elodieunderglass]

I volunteer in a charity shop in a small town surrounded by fields. One of our regulars is a tiny drag queen who, when not buying every piece of sparkly nonsense small enough to fit him, works with horses. He is a perfect match for your description of a retired jockey and I just thought you should know this.

(In reference to this description of a retired jockey which came about because OH GOD I MADE MYSELF SO SAD RESEARCHING JOCKEY INJURIES, I could not go on until trying to promise myself Killie got to retire (and not be horseless.) Also, while writing that comic, I got intensely and powerfully sad that I wanted it to be true, and that Greyuncle Killie could really be living his weird little life on some other plane. But he is not only fictional, but an OC; how lonely to only exist when one person thinks of you; how sad to seem so vibrantly real that it’s easy for someone to imagine, resignedly, that of course you’re the sort of man to wear a Barbour gilet - but not get to be real, or retire, at all.)

You cannot imagine how timely and lovely it was to receive this ask. Genuinely went from a strange grief feeling about a little man who isn’t real, to feeling a clear and powerful sense of life-affirmation. The world is full of so many guys, out there, and they are living complex lives, and if you don’t know that guy, maybe SOMEBODY does. Maybe you ARE that guy. And there are guys like you out there.

I am so, so glad to know this. Thank you sincerely.

[dreamupdates]

dream posted on his Instagram story!!

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

it’s joever.

[badhbhblood]

[thecardiackids]

JEEK BACK JEEK BACK JEEK BACK

[zuccarella]

we own these bloosers

[blackmoldmp3]

I GOT MY PILLS FINALLY BTW

[biggamebryanrust]

captain elbow will not be on the ice tonight !

[riphimopen]

[gorgynei]

best most terrifying clutch deus ex machina ever

[carfuckerlynch]

the face of a man going back on antidepressants

[stabbyfoxandrew]

how to beg for comments without whining and whimpering like an injured little animal... wait. would that work?

[officialkendallroy]

FINALLY FINISHED THE PAPER!!!!!!!!!!

[trans-yllz]

FALLS TO MY KNEES IN RELIEF. ONE OF MY TAX RETURNS JUST DROPPED.

[mars-ipan]

I CAN FINALLY READ TREE MESSAGES HOORAY !!!!

[graviconscientia]

woah, food??? ahem...................... the price is one home-cooked meal! for that price, you may have this lovely door, which will made a great addition to any home ♥

Wonderful. Thank you. You can collect the meal in a few days, or after. Whenever you wish.