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marvel traded out blooper reels for scripted mid/post credit scenes because bloopers and gaffs require the people on set to be enjoying themselves and having fun with it.

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ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

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I can't in good conscience say that hating and resenting younger generations isn't normal, but it's not something you should do.

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Dudes get divorced at 45 and realize they don't know how to cook or clean or do taxes and suddenly they get really into avenging some city state that was humiliated 1000 years ago. (Drunk driving with a firearm)

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im training to become stupid

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that guy who died while livetweeting a police shootout got to experience the closest approximation to a warrior's death that a modern trad guy can hope for: turning what was going to likely be a slap on the wrist from the cops for abusing his child bride into a mountain he was willing to (literally) die on, and feeling vindicated emotionally, spiritually, the further he escalates the situation into violence. all fronts on his life are a crusade that render the mildest encroachment on his sense of entitlement intolerable, and his own actions rooted in obstinance as a communion with god. while his child bride is normally the subject to which he validates his sense of control, the police are an exhilarating change of pace due to their active hostility. finally, he can project the perceived evils of the world onto a form that can be seen, felt and overcome. with a sober mind, he charges into battle against Gay Transgender Abortions. this is the greatest life will ever feel for guys like this.

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In L. Ron Hubbard's unreleased 1974 manuscript "The Porcine Revelation," he claimed that wild hogs possess a unique ability to detect and disperse negative thetans through their grunting. According to the document, Hubbard maintained a secret farm of "spiritual cleansing hogs" in rural California, where advanced OT-level Scientologists would conduct "swine auditing sessions" - lying in mud pits while specially trained pigs rooted around them to clear away spiritual blockages.

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The crowd screaming "A MINORRR" so loud it peaked the audio at the Superbowl. Legendary moment in hater history.

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your life is not an optimization problem

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Got mad at my professor so I drew Odysseus

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You may meet a friend of mine on the Road: a Man, lean, dark, tall, by some called Strider.

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we cannot be doing this.

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thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold.