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shaking my head while playing neko atsume so people know that I don’t support outdoor cats
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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
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Is it true what people say about Hartz? Many sources that seem knowledgeable say that Hartz kills pets, and there’s lots of stories about that happening. But still others say that’s baseless fearmongering, and still others say that there’s no way to know for sure or that sometimes it does and sometimes it doesn’t. For the record I don’t use Hartz Flea and Tick stuff anyway but I’ve been hearing a lot about the stuff.
I have first-hand dealt with animals showing toxicity from Harts and Sergeant's Gold flea products. I would never put those brands on my own animals.
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Sometimes listening to straight girls talk is so wild they’ll be like “it sucks that I’m tall because I love heels so much but I can’t wear them because then I’ll be taller than my boyfriend!!!” and just like what in the goddamn hell are you talking about
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Don't forget to give your partners signs of attention! (Even if they're traffic ones)
/sorry, guys, I really tried to adapt the joke to English😅/
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trying a cunty lean? Belphegor might be a good accessory
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Four years apart! I like some of the things I did in the first one, so I tried to see if I could execute them better now, and I’m happy with the result 💚
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Retired Jewish professor Haim Bresheeth, a child of Holocaust survivors and founder of the Jewish Network for Palestine, was arrested under a UK anti-terrorism law after speaking at a recent Palestine solidarity protest in London.
Being an anti-Zionist Jew protesting the genocide in Gaza is considered terrorism. Pure insanity.
Zionism is the enemy of humanity.
(sources: x,x)
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I think "never kill yourself" is one of the funniest phrases to come out of the internet in recent times. Deeply silly but also captures the importance of experiences one might think frivolous or inconsequential.
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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
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This crab is under construction! Read more on the Aquarium's website. 🦀🦺
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Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??
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Welp, if JK Rowling being executive producer and therefore being fully involved in the show wasn't enough for people to boycott, then here's HBO basically saying they don't care JK Rowling is a bigot from hell who literally helped lead a harassment campaign of lies against Imane Khalif in her transphobia and obsession with women being terf's standards of women alongside posting harassment against trans people on twitter at times, they gonna stand by her, while using the excuse, "personal views". Hmm, yes, personal views- that's one way to uh, call what the fuck JK Rowling comes out with a-lot- last I checked personal views do come with consquiences if said out loud....a thousand times in JK's case and still counting....especially if they hurt people, but hey, if it means making another Harry Potter project to milk, just let it fucking be I guess.
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