#Tf2 scout RP blog

[therealscout69]

I’m not gay! It is not gay to kiss da homies all day!

It’s not Trans to physically change myself to male, and go by Jeremy, and He/They, and hit anyone who disagrees with a baseball bat!

I’m a Straight Cis Man!

[yawurstnightmare]

OH YEAH!!!!!! Time ta make da best freakin' chowdah dis side of the cuntry eva seen!!! LETS FREAKIN' GO!!!!

Now how do I start da stove...

[strawberries-of-red]

[therealscout69]

What the freak does this mean?

I TOILED IN GOD’S DOMAIN.

[meet-the-net]

*𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦*

Neds team has finally arrived in Selbyen.

He isn't very happy about his peace officially being disturbed. Or that spy is calling the place smelly. Or that scout is using his fish as a weapon. The others look okay, though.

[fortress-substitution-team]

👻🎃THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 🎃👻

HII so... i- dont have much time anymore because university u know?? so, i was able to do only six of the girls, and only 2 of them are rendered... BUT I STILL WANT Y'ALL TO SEE WHAT I DID

SO HERE WE ARE!! SCOUT, ENGIE, MEDIC, DEMO, SOLLY AND SPY ARE ALL HERE FOR YOUR ENJOIMENT!!

dunno if it can be considered suggestive, BUT THERE IS BLOOD AND WOUNDS UNDER THE CUT!!

also here my KOFI, i do commissions!!

there's not really any specific reason why i choose to dress them up with those costumes, i just thought these were cool... anyway, here's the list of the costumes, even the one i haven't draw:

scout - mummy

engie - cyborg/mecha

medic - uuhhh... medic..? yeah she's the same but with an inconvenient outfit

demo - the original idea was ghost, but she became a water spirit instead

solly - zombie

spy - decapitated, easiest choice

sniper - werewolf

heavy - Frankenstein monster

pyro - A BIG FUCKING DRAGON. i really wanna draw this one...

[the-green-scout]

Gay

NO

[therealscout69]

Me too pal

can i have top surgery medic

OK.

[bonk-youre-dead]

[The next morning. Archie is sitting up in bed reading a book; Scout pressed to his side as he notices Scout is finally up.] Morning sweetheart! Did you sleep well?

— @meet-the-archeologist

[Scout whines as he wraps his arms tighter around Archie. He nuzzles his face into Archie's side, trying to pull Archie impossibly closer]

Mmm, five more minutes...

[numba-1-scout-blog]

Chat, I found this skibidi Ohio lookin thing at a freakin -100 rizz store at the mall. What the freak, chat.

[therealscout69]

They think they can stop me >:D

[therealscout69]

Solly? What are ye doin’?

IF I AM DEAD BY MORNING OR WORSE, IT WAS WORTH EVERY SECOND OF MY TIME!! SEE YOU CADETS ON THE OTHER SIDE!!

[rainbowdelicsunshine]

Hello!

I'm looking for anyone willing to RP as any of the 9 Mercs from TF2 (would prefer Medic, Spy, Scout, Soldier, Sniper or Engie but any of the Mercs would be Amazing) while I RP as their daughter LuluBelle (Lulu for Short) and Occasionally the other two PolyMercs Kiddos Leon and Aria

You can find all info on my AU Here and Here!

Please and thank you!!

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Hey Scotty?

Someone told me to come check on you

I don’t know why they sent me but they wouldn’t stop bugging me about it so I’m here now

Is something wrong?

@tf2-red-ghosty

Fuck why... Stupid anons... Something is wrong. I feel horrible and used and unloveable all because of a hookup.

[green-scout-tf2]

Having fun with the anons hun? I can see that you're absolutely smothered in lipstick. [Engel pulls out a package of makeup removing wipes. He has Narnia pockets we don't question it. He hands the wipes to Scout] At least try to clean up.

*Scout accepts the wipe and immediately tries to get all of the lipstick off his face*

I-I just can’t keep the girls offa me!

Heh…

[therealscout69]

That’s cuz I’m perfectly fine pal. Don’t believe da papers. I’m as stable as a horse pen

Do you just do physical health or mental health for your team?

Usually just physical. Our mental states do not matter because destruction means good things and, frankly, are hard to read on... some individuals. Like Pyro.

HOWEVER. FRAU PAULING RECENTLY MADE ME DO PSYCHOLOGICAL EXAMS ON EVERYBODY! THEY ARE MEN. THEY ARE UNCOOPERATIVE. WE WILL MAKE THEM... TRI-WEEKLY!