#Text: molly

[ethanmontgomery]

Ethan: How is it that I've been back for a month, and we still haven't hung out? @mollysmythe

[patopq]

i cant help myself, more jester

[hihomeghere]

Rdr2 Text Posts

[pocketgalaxies]

beau: molly was my friend molly changed my outlook on life molly taught me how to find balance i miss molly every day

also beau: do you remember molly? he was Insufferable, god, the EGO. like, just his shitty disposition

[itseghost]

collection of some molly sketches :] im obsessed with drawing him smiling hugely looking mischievous

[theunmarkedtombstone]

MOLLY RINGWALD and JAMES SPADER in:

Pretty in Pink (1986) dir. Howard Deutch

[fawnwilde]

both molly and micah are tweakin over dutch | RDR2 text posts 1/???

[username8746489]

He would rather die than admit this to anyone though

[alligator-tearzz]

whats that??? the people are asking for more posts as RDR2 characters?? oh finee here you gooo,, if you insisttt!! (no one asked for this)

[daddiesdrarryy]

Ron: Mum, I’m so confused. How long am I supposed to wait around for Blaise to propose? What made Dad finally commit to you?

Molly: Sweetheart, you can’t compare relationships

Ron: Well, tell me, I wanna know!

Molly: It’s not important

Ron: Come on, what made him finally marry you? Tell me, Mum!

Molly: Your brother, all right?

[221bnassau]

Apparently, now every time I rewatch something I have to do this because nothing has ever been funnier than these texts. So here you go, bbc Sherlock's version.

[matt-schue]

[text] I feel it's attainable. Easily so. So easy I think you can do it in your sleep... 😋 [text] I've seen one too many slip-n-slide gone wrong vids to NOT DIY that. I've got an unopen box in storage. I never had a yard to use it, but I still bought it because it was on sale. I can always set it up in front of your house and slip and slide to my heart's content. [text] there's a diner not far from my place. We can get some pancakes and catch up with what's happening in each other's lives.

[text] I don't know, that's a pretty big string of numbers... [text] I know you did not think you were going to get me on a slip-n-slide, Matt, I just know it. Do you own one? Or were you going to DIY one? I don't know what's worse. [text] Sure, I can do breakfast. Where are you thinking?

[cheese-rat29]

this poor kid. your dad dies, and your mom remarries. your step-dad is cool! he teaches you how to fish and he brings home a bunch of dogs! fast forward a little bit and it turns out your cool step-dad is locked in a psychosexual viscera-filled chess game with a bisexual cannibal. like what do you even do about that.

[hihomeghere]

RDR2 Text posts that are 100% true

[milquetoad]

can someone check on taliesin jaffe please. this is two campaigns now that he’s built a pc specifically designed to seduce liam o’brien and both times he’s gotten cucked by a cool-toned trust fund baby that wasn’t even in the main party

[uselessalexis165]

got some more examples i could gather