#Terry Benedict

[real-odark]

benedict getting that call from rusty

[queenofthequillandink]

Sexualities of the original Ocean's crew, as decided by me and my partner while watching Ocean's 13:

Danny: Straight, but has fucked Rusty. Liked it well enough, but decided that he wasn't into men. Would still do it again.

Rusty: Bisexual, but in denial. Liked fucking Danny way more than Danny liked fucking him and doesn't know what to do with that information.

Basher: Pansexual. Has never once cared what was in someone's pants, unless it was explosives. And then he was even more excited.

Livingston: Too anxious to have a sexuality. Would pass out if put in a situation where he was expected to have sex. Homoromantic.

Linus: Genuinely does not know. Is trying to have whatever the coolest sexuality is, mostly by copying Danny and Rusty, but is getting signals that he doesn't understand due to the "will fuck men platonically" and "deep repression," respectively.

Frank: Straight. I'm sorry, my guy just has very straight energy. Highly vocal ally though. Dated a lot of girls that turned out to be lesbians and loves hanging out with them.

Yen: Slut. The rest of his sexuality doesn't matter. The most important thing is that this man fucks, and he fucks often.

Turk: Straight, but has somehow only managed to ever date trans women. It's not a fetish and he's genuinely not doing it on purpose.

Virgil: Queer. If it happens, it happens. Will only date people who annoy his brother.

Saul: Straight, but only has gay friends. Lived through the hippie 60s and the AIDS crisis. Threw a Molotov cocktail on Reagan's White House lawn.

Reuben: Are you fucking kidding me? Gay.

Bonuses:

Tess: Demisexual. Will become attracted to both men and women, but she has to know them well first. Does not know this about herself.

Roman: Gay and isn't hiding it, but isn't flaunting it either. He'll tell you if you ask, but you do have to ask. Greco is his ex and the guys at boarding school made a LOT of GrecoRoman jokes.

Benedict: Considers having a sexuality a waste of time and energy. Only gets off as a bodily function like any other and doesn't understand why no one else treats sex this way. Has not considered that not everyone feels this way about sex.

[bluewritinghood]

@giftober 2024 | Day 17: "Phone Call/Text"

[sunpoweredautism]

i just know that if i looked I'd find a well of 2012-avengers-tower-type fanfiction about the ocean's 11 guys

[letmelickyoureyeballs]

Does anyone remember The Oceans Trilogy, cause I’m fawning over Terry Benedict.

I would let him call me a good boy, I WANT MOB BOSS CASINO OWNER

Need me a fic of him

[popculturetarot]

The reversal of the Nine of Pentacles is not only a symbol of the misuse of the skill in right side up card, but to victim to the that very kind of intrigue and finding that you not only deserve to be taken for everything but will be. ‬

[travistee34]

One pedant, three movies, two enemies and one grudge. Are you in or out

Read, share and enjoy :D

[brinleyparke]

Who I Want to See in Kingsman 3 Who Were Not in the First Two Films:

Benedict Cumberbatch

Chris Vance

Colin Salmon

Damian Lewis

Dwayne Johnson (Taron mentioned wanting Dwayne Johnson in Kingsman 3)

Henry Cavill

Hugh Jackman

Jamie Bell

Jamie Dornan

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Jensen Ackles

Manu Bennett

Mark Dacascos

Rachel Weisz

Richard Madden

Ruth Connell

Terry O'Quinn

Tom Ellis

Tom Hardy

[lizardwoman-from-earths-core-2]

Alrighty, it's been about a year since I've joined Tumblr and half of that year has been with this blog, so I guess I'll make an "introduction" post.

Hi! I'm Lizardwoman (or Becca if you're really brave) and I like things.

Film and TV history (I'm a film major in college and I'm really digging learning about the history of everything)

Discworld and all things Pratchett

Columbo

The Mysterious Benedict Society

Series of Unfortunate Events

Jeffrey Combs

Doctor Who

And about a billion things more. If somethings not listed, that doesn't mean I'm not a fan it just means I have a really sucky memory.

One of my New Year's resolutions is to interact in some fandoms more and overall just put myself out there and be more confident. (This will most likely include poorly drawn fanart, so this is your one and only warning.)

Overall though, all of my social media's are dedicated to messing with friends. This means if you see me bickering with two art blogs, don't fret.

Okay thanks 😘

[real-odark]

Can i request art of the old husbands and their loser gay son (rusty, danny and linus but i think you know that) prettiest of pleases

ok im so sorry its tsken me two weeks to respond to thid snd this is the closest ive got for you but i need you to know how phyiscslly impossible goerhe clooney is to draw ok tjank you (they r the ones in the middle..... danny is rustys devil snd linus is his angel) u get dtupid bad bonuses of terry and rusty YAY lvoe u sorry💜💜💜💜💜💜🦐🦐💜

[catholic-saint-tournament]

Super short lesson on what an encyclical is: a special letter from the pope that is meant to be addressed to a wide range of people, on a big social issue of the day. The modern concept of papal encyclicals was kicked off by Leo XIII's Rerum novarum, on work and human labor, in which he decried poor working conditions and defended unions and good wages. Papal encyclicals are foundational to what is known as Catholic social teaching or Catholic social thought, the social justice tradition of the Church.

Rerum novarum

Mater et magistra

Pacem in terris

Populorum progressio

Humanae vitae

Evangelium vitae

Fides et ratio

Deus caritas est

Caritas in veritate

Laudato si'

Fratelli tutti

[kbade]

Dirk Benedict as Dusty Tyree in Follow That Car (1980)

[lenniharrisonsims]

Sulani Liberated!

Allied forces land in Sulani and take back control from the NWE

Allied forces joined together for a joint invasion of the Sulani Islands, finally landing on Ohan'ali Island and taking control of Chieftain's Villa, arresting the Windenburgian forces found there.

Simsdom Imperial Naval forces led the charge and the evacuation of the notable prisoners from the Villa- the arrest of Empress Agathe, Albert Strauss, Duke of Windslar, Prince Eugene and his wife Princess Mathilda, and the custody of Princess Edaline.

Despite surprisingly limited resistance to the invasion, a few losses were sustained on both sides, notably- Commander Terry Harden of the Imperial Navy, Earl of Culpepper, and Lieutenant Colonel Malcolm Landgraab of the Oasis Army, Lord Landgraab of Oasis Springs. Our condolences to their families.

(Left- Earl Culpepper. Right- Lord Landgraab)

Prisoners are being transported to Glimmerbrooke and direct governing power of Sulani will be handed back to the Chief and her council of Elders. Plans are already being made to return the Chief and her family to Sulani.

This marks the official end of Emperor Victor's usurpation of the Island Nations- with Selvadorada, Tartosa, and now Sulani finally being returned to independant sovereignty. This means that now the New Windenburgian Empire consists solely of Windenburg and Newcrest- a huge win for the Allied Forces.

[writersmethod]

taking a 5mg edible and plotting to rob the bellagio, the mirage, and the mgm grand

[inastarlesssky]

I probably spent way too long on this, but this is a graphic I made for the Ocean's 11 Dramione AU I will be writing in the future (not very soon but I promise, I will write it) called The Monégasque Affair.

[heatherfield]

You can buy that adaptation of Midsummer Night's Dream at the webshop of globe theatre or stream it via their site. Its so good!

Thank you, Nonny! I looked into it a couple (few) years ago when I was reading Shakespeare and looking into a bunch of adaptations, but some of these DVDs are so freaking expensive. I checked the Globe theatre shop again now and it's not worth it with conversion and shipping, but I might bite the bullet on another site that's slightly more doable. I'd feel better about the price if it was blu-ray but I've been thinking about this adaptation for years so it's probably worth a splurge. ;)