#Terrible Movie Ideas

[wolrith]

terrible movie idea: ghost story monster called 'The Latcher' which is a squid-like little shit that jumps on people and latches on.

it has fourth-wall sense and latches onto the camera. no one else can see the camera but they know the monsters there so they hunt it. entire movie is pitch black while the characters, voiced by the most famous actors you can think of, are entirely out of sight as the camera is covered by the monster

[anarchic-miscellany]

Terrible Screenplay Idea: Based on the Pakistan/India diplomatic recall of 2018 The diplomats of India and Pakistan, annyoing each other in an escalating prank/frat house war, getting more and more childish and silly, but all of its stars and actors are played by big, serious name actors.

[collieii]

someone probably said this already but in spiderverse i think it's interesting how when pavitr was first introduced everyone thought something bad was gonna happen to him bc of how confident and optimistic he was. and then in the actual movie we see that something bad was supposed to happen to him (police chief dying!) but it doesn't! miles stops it! and miguel berates miles for this, says it's going to cause the universe to collapse or whatever.

there's this idea that tragedy is inherent to spidermans growth, and while it's true that some spiderpeople learn important lessons through loss, no one stops to ask, is it really necessary? yeah, maybe the chief was supposed to die. but why does spiderman have to be formed through tragedy? why do we (as heroes) have to let people die? pavitr didn't lose anyone, and he's still a good spiderman! maybe, if he doesn't suffer, he'll end up better off for it!

so while miguel is arguing for all this big picture stuff about saving the multiverse he's lost sight of what it really means to be a spiderman, he's not looking out for the real individual people. yeah it's just one person who would die, but that one person means something to someone. shrugging and saying "stuff just sucks sometimes, we can't do anything about it" is the opposite of what superheroes do. pretty obviously, miles arc is also a reflection of the struggles people face in real life, working within unequal systems, where it's easy to shrug and say "that's just the way it is" and not ask "but why does it need be this way? can't we do something about it?"

miguel is arguing that you can't have your cake and eat it too. presumably, miles and co. are going to find a way to get around that and change things for the better (and maybe that's why miles has that line about two cakes in the advisors office!)

[metalotaku-da]

Dick and wally were sitting at the wayne family dinner table with their joint families announcing their engagement. Just before desert their was a knock on the front door. Alfred went to tend to it. Nobody thought anything of it till Alfred came back to dinning room with a large meta with him and two scruffed young kids hanging from his hands.

"I believe you have a guest master dick, master wally." Alfred said looking at the red head with a bit of judgment.

"You." The large meta with a goatee and flaming seemingly flaming hair. Motioned to wally with one of the kids who protested. "Well shit you are all here." He looked around the table. "Good I only need to do this once then hopefully. Quit fucking with the time stream." He ignored the throat clearing of the butler and the half raised from the seat posture of most of the dinners guests. "I'm tired of cleaning up all these timeline collapses you speedsters cause. So here is the deal." He sat the protesting kids down in to wally's lap. By phasing through the table. "I'm going to pull all your kids who would cease to exist from the now failed timelines and drop them all in your laps. And I don't care how many it ends up being. You want to cause me problems. You're getting all of yours 10 fold." As he backed out of the table. He pointed an accusing finger at the speedsters. "Do not try me! Oh and By the way. Congratulations on your engagement." He gave a rough pat to alfreds back. "Thanks old man." And then he vanished from sight.

The bats stared at the speedsters. "Care to explain that?"

"Who was that guy?"

"OH my god I'm a dad!" Wally said in shock looking down at his two kids. Ignoring Barry arguing with half the bat clan.

"What are your names?" Dick said all smiles at the two little kids sitting in wallys lap.

"Jai"

"Iris"

[snoelledarts]

Jercy but Jason transfers schools and meets Percy, who convinces Jason to join the cheer squad to piss his stepmom Hera off.

Bonus:

[megalomari]

so that third movie huh

[cherrybombfangirl]

Ok say what you will about Maleficent (2014) as a remake or whether it’s a good villain ‘origin story’ or not or how it’s a flawed retelling or whatever-

But, this movie is always going to have a special place in my heart as and AroAce person. Like, not only does the ‘main romance’ get maybe five minutes of screen time total and becomes a little red herring and mostly irrelevant, BUT the movie also has a huge focus on the platonic love and relationship between Maleficent and Aurora, AND on top of that, it’s that platonic love that saves Aurora from the sleeping curse at the end, not the romantic relationship.

Right now that might not seem very revolutionary, but back in 2014, fantasy and fairytale movies, and ones coming from Disney no less- having a story like this was a huge deal, especially to me as an Aromatic and Asexual person.

I remember when the movie first came out I was 11 or 12 (hadn’t discovered the queer community or the terms aro or ace yet) and starting to realize my peers were having crushes and such and felt confused and alone that I didn’t- and then this movie came out and so many of the people around me were baffled by the idea of a non-romantic love taking center stage and saving the day in a fairytale movie from Disney. I swear I watched this movie so many times during that age because it helped me feel that maybe, just maybe I wasn’t broken for not being interested in romance.

~

(context: I’m rewatching the movie and when I dove into the tag for this movie on tumblr, I was severely disappointed that no one was talking about this specifically and mostly had negative things to say about the movie overall)

[sketchyracoon]

I'll admit it I watched Nimona and it changed my brain chemistry.

[ingravinoveritas]

"David Tennant is a very attractive man. I think we all know that."

[t-bird510]

I loved you Minecraft story mode…I loved you from the beginning…❤️💙🔥✊

THE MOVIE IS BAD!!! I WISHED WE GOT A MOVIE VERSION OF S1 with the first 4 episodes mixed into 1 Film!!!

BUT NOOOOOOOO!!! THEY MADE IT BAD!!!

What we need to fix this mess is a Balan wonderworld movie or Some Shit?!

[kaliido-s]

EAT YOUR FOOD BITCH GODDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elliesgaymachete]

the interesting thing about alien: romulus is how the original alien movie was about how one of the most terrifying things for a man would be the loss of bodily autonomy akin to pregnancy with an alien gestating inside of you and eventually being born from you in a way that kills you (which CAN happen with human pregnancy) and then alien: romulus decided to bring it all the way back around and said what if a woman was pregnant and wanted the baby but instead accidentally turned it into a humanoid alien parasite that she had to give birth to and while she survived the birth she was eventually killed by her own alien child when all she wanted was for her baby to see the sun

[the-holy-ghosted]

unbearable is the distance between me and all my friends. separated by so much space. miles. countries. oceans. hours upon hours upon hours away from these people that have become special pieces of my heart and soul. bring back pangea and build more trains i cant deal with all this

[king-crawler]

If Ralph breaks the internet was awesome they would’ve had a part where Ralph and Vanellope load into a new game and they look over and see a crowd of people T-posing and they’re like. (whispering) what are those people doing……..

[iamfuckingsorry]

So like... do you think Kim Kitsuragi is a clingy motherfucker if he's really, truly comfortable with someone?

I mean like, obviously he isn't. His entire personality is centered around not letting anyone ever see the truly damaged parts of his soul. He's hiding some of the shit from himself as much as from anyone else. No matter how close to someone he gets he's never gonna be comfortable reaching that deep into his mind and memories and pulling this kind of stuff up for everyone ("everyone") to see. But there's just something so tempting about seeing him drop all his walls, not being on his guard at all, pulling his partner into a quick hug every time he walks past, stealing his clothes from the hamper because that's when they smell the most like him, buying all the dumb shit that reminds him of his partner and not ever stopping to think if it was silly, tightly wrapping himself around him when falling asleep, all the tiny little shit all the time (but only in the privacy of their home and his mind), because for once he feels safe enough to just be whoever he is. Not even whoever he wants to be, just... Whoever he is, flaws and fucked up past and broken dreams and all.

Obviously he isn't, but what if he was?

[depoteka]

my whole life i've been the least liked person in any friend group of 3 people. why does this keep happening to me