#Teen Titans: the Judas Contract

[bicokun]

I’m sorry, but yeah this character from MAwS does, in fact, grow into that DILF from Teen Titans in about 10-15 years. You may not like it, but this is what a peak future child predator looks like.

[cocomuffy]

I watched Teen Titans: The Judas Contract (2017) because The Batman (2022) was too long.

7/10

spoilers, obviously. here are my live thoughts:

I THINK ITS A DICKORY MOVIE AND IF IT IS I WILL BE SO HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA

Kory kissed him to learn English- I'm laughing so hard right now this is hilarious.

if i had watched this movie in 2020 i would have realized i was bi a lot sooner

The coloration of the "Five Years Ago" and "Now" text is messing with my designer heart rn

it's the red nightwing outfit!!!!!! i havent got to see that much. i much prefer the blue bc there's already like seven red batfam members but like i do think it looks stylish because its dick and dick pulls off everything

"Nightwing." "Nightwing." "Dick..!" "oh, yeah?"

OH THEY'RE SO CUTEEEEEEEE

"they're different..." trails off. "like kory will tell you." "noo, you go aheaddd..." "I've been studying them for years--"

I ALREADY LOVE THEM "robin stop complimenting the bad guys"

no they did not just got there (at 9:40)

damian is just such a brat i love him

kicking my feet, squealing, giggling, throwing up BECAUSE SHE HAS HIS NINE AND HE HAS HER SIX--

i took a fifteen minute break to do the math on how old dick and kory are and got 36?!??!?!?!

garfield has no rizz

i just got like... punched in the gut seven times??? "i just miss my son"

it's the fact that damian is like "i approve of your gf" and nightwing's like "okay???"

"You don't have to move a mountain to help people, Terra." - Probably the theme of this movie

i was not ready for the sexual jokes

oh no raven is on the groundddd

how stupid is damain?!?!??!?!?!?!! especially after the part that slade says about lazarus pits?! he has to know that there is no way he can feasibly win this! and terra isn't helping! which means that terra is probably working with slade!!! GUESS WHO CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!

oh god this slade and terra stuff is no good

please tell me that we were not about to get a dick and kory makeout scene

oh thank god for damian

oh my god imagine going into your surpise party thinking people are about to kill you :skull:

ugh i dont like this garfield selfie timeskip whatever

and hasn't anyone noticed robin isn't here???

im doing os much calculations rn for no reason at all

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW STARFIRE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAYYYYYYYYYY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND THEY JUST WANT THE BEST FOR EACH OTHER I LOVE THEM

aw. beastboy being supportive

"Do you know why I'm an orphan?" "uhhh... your parents died?"

nooo terra and beast boy kissed absolutely not they are not for each other terra doesn't need any relationships periodddd

aww but bb is really cute after so ig it makes it a lil better

slade shut up this is supposed to be a nice moment

i will never get over dick calling kory babe its too precious i love them so much

i dont trust that gift. i dont trust that.

they're making their moveeeeee- they're taking all the titansss oh noooo

i think that leaves nightwing as the last survivor which is really nerve wracking because i love dick grayson so much??

gar youre so stupid

oh no kory i love you kory please be okayyy

dick just got shot in the chest oh my god, oh my god. screaming crying hyperventilating oh my god oh my god oh my god.

oh i shouldve known he'd be just fine htis is why i love him hes so dependable

OH MY GOD HE JUST RE-SET HIS SHOULDER ON A SUPPORT BEAM HOLY MOLY

"What did you do to Robin?" "I beat the crap out of him for being mouthy."

i have the stupidest sense of humor.

guys i love dick grayson so much and he's the only one left and mmmmm im so ready for this i love dick grayson hes my favorite

ohhh huh terra's getting betrayeeddddd (i never liked terra even though she makes sense she just gives me ickies)

eugh i hate slade he just likes to make sexual references to people that he should not be making those references to i know hes like a predator but it just doesnt make me happy

what is this machine even doing? is it draining their blood? you would need some sort of needle or something? ik that brother blood said something about life? is it draining their life force like some kind of dark crystal jim henson type stuff? what's going on with it? their powers? like... if they wanted nightwing then they weren't going for powers, and they did regular humans first anyway? i dont understand.

woah its the titans against a villian with similar powers!!!!!!!! /j

i like this first pairing of kori and jaime and gar and raven against brother blood and damian and dick against slade bc it feels really personal and also fair.

terra was obivously going to save them all there was no doubt in my mind.

and then teamwork and then they win because of course they do

woah she just shot him like three times that was excessive

oh noooo terraaaaa ( im not sad )

DAMIAN GOT A PUPPY EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS RIGHT WEONFOIEWFOIBEWOINFOWNEONFEW

"Terra Markov was like a diamond, the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen."

no beast boy dont make me feel for her

i just realized that i think i called "jaime" "hime" for some godforsaken reason i swear to god my ears are stupid.

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final thoughts:

this movie was a bit much for me on sexual innuendos and references, but most of it was plot relevant. i love to see dickory so im good with that. animation was good. characters were good. had to warm up to gar but that's okay.

7/10

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[savemysoulmyartsucks]

After joining the Teen Titans, Damian unwittingly learnt way to much about his brother’s sex life. (Mostly because Kori has little concept of what is socially acceptable)

[hmcarstairs]

spent all of today watching the teen titans / justice league movies and rekindled my obsession with damirae, even though i should be studying for finals 🤭

anyway, can’t wait to obsess over all the beautiful art that’s been created in the past few years omg??? and the fics! ugh i love them sm 💜

[nightrrizz]

I will literally never stop defending Tara markov she has done no wrong in my eyes and I love her forever slade is literally a disgusting piece of dogshit I just need to rant about this bc the way she was treated in the Judas contract makes my physically Ill she was just a little girl

[thesummerstorms]

So I've watched this movie a dozen times and seen lots of gifs on tumblr, but I still haven't seen gifs of one of my absolute favorite moments?

Dick is teasing Kory about how much she has to pack so that they can move in together when she finds some sort of jewelry and reflects that it's the only thing she was able to take with her from Tamaran.

She's very quietly but noticeably sad, and Dick's immediate reaction is to cross the room, extend his arms, and hold her, even tucking his face into her shoulder.

It's a very small, quiet moment compared to most of the romantic moments they got in this film and the rest of this series of movies, but it is one of my absolute favorites.

You don't understand; I need this for them.

[artbytesslyn]

no idea if anybody cares about 80s Raven but I still do

[willsonlmt]

On a joint rwby/jnpr mission.

The teams pinned down by fire.

Jaune: How about we do that move you taught me last weekend?

Pyrrha: I admire you're boldness but what will the team think? *said with a teasing smile*

Jaune: *smiles* You got me the training move, please.

[brenbren08]

Redo in my style

[thena0315]

[intraterrestriall]

you didn’t deserve your end

[couldeatthatgirlforlunch]

Oh my god

I finally found the perfect plot and inspiration to make a batfam version of The Judas Contract (yes, THAT judas contract, from the New Teen Titans)

I'm literally obsessed with that comic, my favorite portray of Deathstroke (I don't understand How people can't accept that you can like a villain even if you know they're a horrible person, like, maybe Just watch The Boys sometime, you'll love to hate some characters.)

I hope you guys like it!! Although I think it might flop...

[clockwork-stars]

I love them your honor

Source: Tales of the teen titans #42

[745voiceofthepeople]

During the middle of a battle against rebel earth benders

Katara: How about we do that move you taught me last weekend?

Azula: Now?! I admire your boldness but what will the the rest of the team, and our brothers think?

Katara: What?!

Later, during a training session with the Gaang + dangerous ladies

Azula: You lasted far longer this time… I meant in training of course! Katara is very proficient when we have-

Katara: Azula!

[splooosh]

“Let’s”

George Perez - Dick Giordano