#Tee shirts don't!!
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Ugh bring back pinback buttons for all occasions. I am so tired of going to an event and NOT receiving a fun little commemoration badge. I hate tee shirts. They're stupid. Give Me a Button.
I donated platelets the other day (triple unit!) and walked away with two corny, ugly, long-sleeved tee shirts that I'll never wear. They were forced upon me, only because I can imagine that nobody wanted them.
I would have much rather gotten a little button! Something to say "I donated a ton of platelets in the month of December!" or something.
#I would much rather have one zillion badges than one zillion tee shirts. That I'll never wear.#American Red Cross I'm looking at you. In both eyes.#Something also tells me that producing buttons is less wasteful than producing tee shirts.#Buttons end up in pawn & antique shops#Tee shirts don't!!
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he's not a kin or a comfort character but a secret third thing (my worksona)
#strong bad#homestar runner#SB sits in the beautiful tier of Mascot Zone on my kinlist. I too am a tired gay emailer with masculinity issues#the brothers chaps were so real for bis cas fri I feel that shit all the time#literally don't even get paid for this crap those corpo bitches love screwing over pre-meds#I DO own that little blue flower shirt in the first pic tho. love that thang#anyway I'm quitting soon tee hee. for a paying job#w art
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A Rainy Night in Soho
as part of @ofmdbigbang for krill collins's fic.
A modern AU set over a single night in a London pub. Izzy is forced back to London after the death of his mother, and due to a sudden storm, takes shelter in a SoHo pub he remembers from many years ago. While there, he runs into Ed, his old flame and the only man he’s ever loved, for the first time in 30 years after Ed suddenly left England and his friends with benefits situation with Izzy, to be with Stede in Aotearoa. This didn’t work out, and Ed came back. Unable to leave due to the rain, the two have difficult decisions surrounding hurt, missed opportunities, and second chances, with Ed wishing he’d agreed to be Izzy’s New Year’s kiss after all, decades ago. They accept that maybe they can still make this work, and Izzy starts to accept that maybe he’s worthy of Ed’s love after all.
features: a general title banner; a poster from back in the day with a snap of young ed and izzy outside a pub; and edizzy at dawn outside the same pub as the rain starts to ease.
#ofmd#our flag means death#edizzy#ed x izzy#ofmd art#edizzy art#izzy hands#edward teach#blackhands#blackhands art#blackbeard#the gay pirate show#otp: divorced in a married state#edizzy: love means never having to let go of your rotting corpse#kat arts things#$$graphics#i made most of this bee tee dubs after speed running 3 to 5 grand mal seizures#pls give me even pity accolades my brain electrocuted itself 4 times in a single day#did i claim this fic bc it's named after a pogues song and i was wearing one of my pogues shirts the day of claims? we just don't know.gif
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One of my favorite customers came to the pharmacy yesterday wearing a trump hat. And I was like aww. You were my buddy Edgar, this is such a letdown. But then I realized the hat actually said "fuck trump". Real roller coaster of emotions, that was.
#Happy to report that Edgar remains cool in my books#Much to be said about the performative nature of a lot of anti-trump stuff#But that shit rules so hard when it's on a tee shirt or baseball cap work by an elderly person in New Hampshire#That's just how it is I don't make the rules
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sincerely fascinated by these guesses. when in my whole entire life have I expressed any particular interest in any of these guys
#my whole entire life AS AN OUTDOORSY KID AND ANIMAL LOVER#without anger or judgement just: [hand on my chin like I'm at an art museum] huh!#cougar is the one really getting me#Sloth and Dolphin are Popular Animals™ if you're just like. guessing animals that you've seen recently on funny tee shirts#cougar?????????#to be fair to my mom I've never had One Single Favorite Animal since outgrowing my huge dog phase in middle school#but also?? cougar???? have I ever even said the word 'cougar' out loud in earshot of my mom#they're not even in my top five big cats#I care for dolphins and sloths maybe less (I am so aggressively neutral on both but hard to resist the charm of any big cat)#but as discussed they're not totally out of pocket guesses for like. a young adult woman you've never met before fdkjhggfdkj#if you're just blindly suggesting Kitsch Animals you're not even gonna pull owls or dragonflies or moths or wolves??#again I'm not UPSET I'm just BEWILDERED#anyway I gotta figure out how to respond cause the real answer is 'I don't have one' which is unhelpful lmao#HUH. HUH. HM.#about me
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concert, cocktails and (lots of) crying 💙
#the evening was magical once again#the set list was surprising but amazing#bawled my eyes out when they started playing millionaires (my all time fave)#enjoyed a cocktail. got a new band tee.#before getting off the stage danny casually told us the entire show had been recorded and we'll be able to see it soon#my throat is sore and my back is tired but i feel so incredibly fulfilled <3#i didn't expect the band to continue after mark passed away two years ago so this was an incredibly emotional experience#it's gonna take me a couple of days to process and recover haha#seeing them perform live just means the world to me. these guys' songs have been with me through highs & lows for well over a decade#there's a reason they don't call us fans - they call us 'the script family'. that's truly what it feels like. a safe haven.#i put the shirt on the minute i got it and haven't taken it off (i slept in it too). gonna wash it tomorrow so i can live in it next week.#anyway. proud to be part of the fam :) wouldn't have it any other way#the script#the script family
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uniqlo blue lock collab when
#pls#not that i don't already have too many uniqlo tees#but also i need more#bc they're one of the few places that prints nice official anime merch on COMFORTABLE shirts
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lana must've hired a new merch team or something bc why are they coming for MY money now??
#lana bring back the ugly tee shirts that i don't care about#girlblogging#coquette#hyper feminine#tumblr girlies#lana del rey#2014 tumblr#this is a girlblog#cinnamon girl#lizzy grant#girl interrupted#lana del rey nfr#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd#lana unreleased#lasso lana del rey#lana del rey merch#dollette#nymph3t#faunlet#shopping addiction#broke bitch#hell is a teenage girl#girlblog#ribbons and bows#balletcore#ballerina#white swan#swan song#born to die
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I saw a really good patch while I was out thrifting...so I had to recreate it.
#pooka#puca#i love horses#horse#procreate#patch#embroidered patch#thrift finds#thrifting#ocs#teige#art tag for finding art#i say thrifting as if portland area shops don't charge new prices for 30-yo tee shirts smdh
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why was both tag 2 and tk7 capable of keeping his arms in custom pieces but not tk8?
#✏️ - ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ // (ooc)#// LIKE WHYYYY#// it drives me WILD#// also all the tees in tk7 drove me wild too most of em were ugly#// ADHFHASHASH#// LIKE WHY CAN'T THEY AT LEAST MAKE IT AN *OPTION* TO ADD HIS ARMS TO THE CLOTHES????#// BUT LIKE EVEN IN LONG SLEEVED OUTFITS - THESE OLDER GAMES COULD KEEP HIS ARMS#// I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY TK8 DOESN'T...#// tho it was also nice how in tk7 - the default pieces were Separate#// why tf does the default pieces HAVE to be an entire outfit?#// maybe i wanna put a shirt on jin but keep his fucking karate gi pants ffs
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Actually, the best splatfest were in splatoon 2. Like we had it really good !
#I mean maybe splatoon 3 will have it eventually#but let's be honest#I should wear a Tee-shirt with write on it “I survived the shiver vs frye vs bigman” splatfest#I don't know which one was the most toxic splatfest#this one#or the#callie vs marie#Like splatoon 2 haven't this much unbalanced#and less toxicity#I mean there was sometime mayo is still disgusting#but we got some rad one like#Retro vs modern#also gay#splatoon#splatfest#opinion
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me: i just don't understand, how is it that i can look at myself in the mirror before i leave the house and think "yeah looks good" but then the second i'm out in the world and around other people i feel like the most offensively hideous pustule upon the surface of the earth that should just go into hiding forever instead of burdening others with my presence, and then when i get home and look in the mirror again i realize i literally looked normal or even kind of cute the entire time?? my mom: *comes into my room while i'm waking up to point out how disgusting and greasy my hair is, as if there is no possibility i am already aware of that and was planning to take a shower after getting out of bed* *comes into the bathroom while i'm trying to take a relaxing bath to scold me for not putting oils in my hair before washing it because now my scalp will be dry and sickly and my hair will start falling out* *comes into my room while i'm trying to take a nap just to aggressively poke my face and interrogate me about why i have "so much" acne (it was One pimple)* me: hm. what could possibly be the reason. i guess we'll never know.
#oh let's not forget accusing me of not putting any effort into my appearance / outfits even though i feel like i do#except for days when i'm working (because i need to wear my work shirt and don't want to wear anything i'm not ok getting messy)#or am otherwise worried about potential mess such as when i'll be working in the ceramics studio#why does every day have to be a fancy outfit day why can't i just wear my boots and jeans and a graphic tee and a flannel overshirt
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Mordecai probably lives in an apartment or something, but my first thought when you brought up the Caves on that post was that he won’t tell us because he’s been living in the Caves the Whole Time. Even tho he’d hate the slime mold.
yeah a Whole Damn House would be a bit much, and probably not as useful for the nightly bootlegging related goings on: see, freckle needing to stand around waiting for a ride before he can go shoot people. whereas mordecai can show up to the maribel hotel on foot, or at least have started out somewhere he could get a cab or whatever....and this is probably the closest to any relevant Living Situation Glimpses
someplace with a bed, and one with an art deco headboard....a modern style, so it's neither Antique nor unfancy enough to have less identifiable stylings at all. like just by guessing surely he lives in some apartment that's unassuming enough to live unassumingly in, with whatever alias, so something large & fancy would be unhelpful....plus if he's gonna be fairly rigorous in his domestic upkeep, it wouldn't really help to have a huge place, even if for the same reasons it wouldn't be too small (or old or otherwise unpleasant; hard no to slime mold, slime, or mold....) and like re: the rotating aliases, maybe he moves places fairly regularly for good measure, been at this like, a decade....tl;dr probably has some apartment/s that's roomy but not huge, nice but not Fancy fancy, at the nexus of practicality, resources, and preferences
but it's important to think about "what if mordecai's been living in the caves the whole time" b/c that's funny lmao
#hey just now appreciating; closest we get to a t-shirt#thank you fashion shifts that said shirts originally worn as Underthings are now just for whenever: tees; tanks. i.e. ideals lol#and we do get tank top mordecai in all his ''officially debuting standing in the woods in underwear b/c he didn't parse Joking'' go off#this and that [morning routine] How are showers taken in the lackadaisy-verse? They are taken...in stride.#that one makes me laugh throughout. perfect quotidian suffering....right yeah lol ''the mundane tortures of existence''#mordecai and freckle as parallel [''unsociable'' guy constantly w/head in hands; sometimes w/gun in hands] is also always powerful & funny#perfect that they do meet over brunch & immediately; continuously; independently decline to interact w/each other at all#the power of distinctive characters in that there's no possible group/combo's interactions that would not be a delight#Living In The Caves could be a party if it was like given a real setup with furnishings and shit. depending....#i don't know anything about the environment of st. louis limestone caves#but yeah between potential Organisms & Dampness & the difficulty of having even your personal cave chamber be decidedly Clean....#i don't think he'd choose to be secretly living in the caves this whole time. sure: who would; yet he's truly a Least Likely contender lol#like rocky probably doesnt only to keep up enough of Any ''i totally have an apartment or smthng too'' appearances. a More Likely figure lo#lackadaisy#but if you move apartments do you have to move your art deco bed....however it's possible a) such furnishings come with the room#and b) he doesn't actually move around that much and c) if he does he just gets a whole new art deco bed like to hell with it#the speakeasy hitman's styled bed headboard biannual tax; as they say#looking up the history of the household vacuum. indeed the twenties are the prime time for the true onset / availability of that
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Going to my first concert tommorow, I've identified my coolest shirts and pants but I still don't know what to wear
Mutuals pls help
We got diy wolf tank top with either loud ass shorts or brown work pants (with oversized flannel??)
Diy cat tank top (flannel????)
Oddly specific vintage baseball tee
I'm gonna wear my brown docs and some gay socks no matter what
This is who I'm seeing if that's relevant
#I'm going by myself and I need to feel like I look cool and like I belong there or else I might actually chicken out#The work pants are technically at least a size too small but I managed to fully zip and button them so#I also have black jeans#I don't have any of their merch#And the only band merch I do have is a TMBG tee that's seen better days and 2 Lil Nas X tees#I have a lot of other cool shirts but these are the ones that seemed like something someone would wear to a concert#I'm being so vulnerable rn pls#AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH#This is so embarrassing#Ugh#I'm just adding tags to avoid posting it at this point
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So has anyone gotten their team shirts yet or am I just being impatient and paranoid I ordered it wrong?
#Splatoon#pesto peeps#I ordered my team past shirt with some other stuff so im hoping the computer didn't mess up on their end and they never me mine#because i want my splatfest tee bad#i spent real money on this Nintendo don't forget to send me my shirt
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me: hm I keep wanting to build outfits around tank tops and camis but I only have a few right now in just a couple colors and they're pretty worn out, luckily something like a solid-color base layer should be pretty easy to just get a bunch of online
amazon: cool yeah would you like a five pack of the camis you want that go up to what is listed as a 2XL but is still at least two sizes too small, or would you like one Just Perfect For My Special Body brand plus tank top with wide straps and a built in foam bra for the same price
me: actually you know what why don't I just set myself on fire instead
#I have a few things that are Fit For Me or Just My Size brands and I hate them so much#thank you for branding your fat people clothes exactly the same way as pull-ups for preschoolers#wowie! look at this SPECIAL UNDERWEAR we made SPECIAL just for YOU to fit your VERY SPECIAL BODY :) :)#I OWN camis that FIT I just don't wanna have to physically go to walmart or wherever I got them originally#even if I wanted to spend 25$ for one(1) cami when smaller sizes give you six I do not WANT the built in BRA I DO NOT HAVE--#and re: men's tanks for one thing I do actually want spaghetti straps a lot of the time#and for another I discovered recently that at least some men's/ 'unisex' tanks scoop out the arm holes uhhhh A Lot#and unfortunately I do in fact not ACTUALLY have nothing going on chestwise so :')#me trying to get dressed to be among other people: ahh what the fuck why don't I have any clothes that are halfway presentable#me trying to buy clothes: oh right.#wowie it is so weird that most of my shirts are graphic tees!! how did that happen!! hahaha!!!!! HAHAAAAH--#about me
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