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blujayonthewing · 6 months ago

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me: hm I keep wanting to build outfits around tank tops and camis but I only have a few right now in just a couple colors and they're pretty worn out, luckily something like a solid-color base layer should be pretty easy to just get a bunch of online

amazon: cool yeah would you like a five pack of the camis you want that go up to what is listed as a 2XL but is still at least two sizes too small, or would you like one Just Perfect For My Special Body brand plus tank top with wide straps and a built in foam bra for the same price

me: actually you know what why don't I just set myself on fire instead

#I have a few things that are Fit For Me or Just My Size brands and I hate them so much #thank you for branding your fat people clothes exactly the same way as pull-ups for preschoolers #wowie! look at this SPECIAL UNDERWEAR we made SPECIAL just for YOU to fit your VERY SPECIAL BODY :) :)#I OWN camis that FIT I just don't wanna have to physically go to walmart or wherever I got them originally #even if I wanted to spend 25$ for one(1) cami when smaller sizes give you six I do not WANT the built in BRA I DO NOT HAVE--#and re: men's tanks for one thing I do actually want spaghetti straps a lot of the time #and for another I discovered recently that at least some men's/ 'unisex' tanks scoop out the arm holes uhhhh A Lot #and unfortunately I do in fact not ACTUALLY have nothing going on chestwise so :')#me trying to get dressed to be among other people: ahh what the fuck why don't I have any clothes that are halfway presentable #me trying to buy clothes: oh right.#wowie it is so weird that most of my shirts are graphic tees!! how did that happen!! hahaha!!!!! HAHAAAAH--#about me

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