#Technology slave

[al-luviec]

compiled whatever this is (and I run out of tag space)

meh HoT gifs (3/?)

[siremasterlawrence]

Fairy Tale: Jensen’s Jungle Fever

I am literally sitting alone in a bar on singles night when I spot this hottie, my eyes can’t stop looking at him from the side of my eyes with lust and he spots me as I stand up from the table. He apparently manages to speeding up his very own walking level meeting me matching my feet, he smirks a bit with a smile peering down at me because this nerd is so unsure of the events. He places his hand on the wall laying down to the side peering down at me he licks his lips checking me out as he grabs my arm in fast session and yanks me down to the chair across from him. He gets up from the table for a quick second as I take my chance digging in to my pocket swiftly, I hold a vial in my hand flipping the top of the vial as I hold the cap in my mouth and pour it in to his cup. I grab a straw ripping the paper off of it as hit the trash can then slip the straw in to his cup as I stir it watching the chemicals go all awry and I giggle a bit knowing his ass will be mine.He returns taking the cup in his hand as he is opening his mouth he lets his straw go to work and starts slurp it up in his mouth as he instantly feels a buzz racing through his body.

“Why did you approach me? What is your deal?”

“What did you do to me?”

“Answer me”

“I think your cute sue me”

“Do not get smart with me”

“I mean it! Sorry I am ass”

“You think I a cute?”

“You are hot “

“Why man?”

“You just are! Is that a problem?”

“Boy! This serum is serious “

“Dude! I am hot”

“Obviously! No need to gloat”

“I am burning up “

“Follow me”

“I’ll take you home “

“Please sir “

“I love you “

I notice something is so odd about this man he is under my full power and magical thrall without a second thought as I snap both of my fingers starting over his new genetics as they speed up and burn through what is left of other identity. Finally he wakes up his eyes popping open up slowly as they turn in to his jolly green giant eyes with a emerald green hue to them soon after and happily he listens to me very much with such intent with love in his eyes as his stare deep it.He sits mindlessly as the sweaty beads are glowing up covering the his body as it boils over on to the floor spilling onto the floor over taking the area and all it takes a bit of effort as everyone seems to get more and more sick. All the people in the bar collapse completely on to the floor falling in to a full body shivering out of control as they are in a massive fit foaming in the mouth as they are coughing they begin to shift finally they are transforming in to my copies of my new slave.On my instruction he is being interviewed on television for the world to see as his eyes are turning back to emerald green shoots a ray of light forcing everybody in the telestudio is transforming him in to exact copy of himself and soon everyone in the world follows the same.

“To my Master Lawrence, for him and for only him”

The end

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Off the grid König just shifted something in my brain… where do I get a man like this

Off the grid people are CRAZY you should def try to hook up with one. They're adorable and tough and hairy and will always treat you like a princess whether you like it or not.

It's just that you can't find them anywhere and when you do accidentally bump into one, he might offer you some dumpster dived fish or a nice roakdill badger cooked in cream. Then he'll give you a lecture on Carrington Event and complains how hot it is, he needs to take off his shirt (the room temperature is like 15°c)

[facebookcumshots]

Captured criminals on time travel trials claiming they own the universe to invite other criminals to unknowingly try to rescue them, bothering the guy who owns the universe to claim he's a slave and claim that they own his technology.

[comradecowplant]

whenever i see people defend having ai in everything because they believe we are on the cusp of the great singularity blah blah sci-fi magic future that does not (& most likely will not ever) exist:

[nando161mando]

I can relate

[pausegame]

I hope the plotline in DA: Absolution crops up in Veilguard. Devs did say the world keeps moving regardless of Rook/the player so that could be a plotline in Tevinter the same way The Masked Empire was relevant to Inquisition, though not mandatory reading material. Really curious as to what precisely Meredith wants to do. Ressurect all the dead Templars in Tevinter and turn them red and then overthrow??? I am curious 👀

[swagging-back-to]

i unironically think gynecology is a barbaric practice and i'd genuinely rather die than go to one.

[yourcoffeeguru]

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Nevermore - We Disintegrate

[cienie-isengardu]

No offense but I imagine the timelines crossing and funny shit happening like MK1 Bi-Han is on how Lin Kuei is blood and stuff meanwhile prior timeline Cyrax is sweating because he's from fucking Botswana. The man isn't even from the same continent and has no known roots so it'd make stuff really awkward.

Oh, I’m sure there would be many hilarious results with timelines crossing but I feel MK1!Bi-Han meeting the original Lin Kuei, especially in the scenario when he is the “visiting” part, would be a great cultural shock if not a very confusing experience, depending how long he would stay there. For one, I feel he could have a lot of issues with the original Grandmaster, even though both share the idea that Lin Kuei must be independent. 

The one thing that Lin Kuei as an assassin clan is apparently much better than Liu Kang’s version is the openness for outsiders who proved themselves worthy to join - and there is really something disturbing about that difference. At the same time, the meeting between Bi-Han and original Cyrax (or Smoke) could go differently depending if MK1!Cyrax retained its original ethnicity or not. If MK1!Cyrax is still born in Botswana but has a Lin Kuei parent or is descendent from Lin Kuei in further line, then he still can be counted as one with Lin Kuei blood. If he is from Botswana and was adopted into a clan or joined on his own at some point, then MK1!Bi-Han’s accusation toward his brother Tomas makes no sense if there are non-biologically related members of the clan anyway. However, since Bi-Han and Cyrax are implied to be on good terms in Mortal Kombat 1 (2023), to the point Cyrax is absolutely loyal to Sub-Zero, then I feel whatever he has Lin Kuei blood or not in original timeline won’t matter at the end of day. It may surprise or confuse MK1!Bi-Han, but that is still Cyrax - and MK9!Cyrax was very angry about Sub-Zero's death so there is a high chance he still has personal loyalty to Sub-Zero or shares the comradeship with the cryomancer. Also, Cyrax from the previous timeline(s) is not someone you can talk down to and he will accept it meekly, so I imagine the moment MK1!Bi-Han would cross the accepted line and talk anything against Cyrax’s right to Lin Kuei membership, the man would challenge him to kombat or call him out on the nonsense. 

Though whether Cyrax has the right to the Lin Kuei warrior title or not feels like minor concern compared to fact there is a different ruling family (Sektos’s father) and the looming threat of C.I. Projekt is aimed at counterparts of Bi-Han’s family (Kuai Liang & Tomas) and friends (Cyrax & Sektor). So I like to think he would be more busy dealing with that than anything else.

[siremasterlawrence]

Starcrossed Lovers

Starlord is shall we say a space base dumb as fuck but super fit like never ever seen in this universe and in the next because well nobody can be this pathetic and yes even hot idiot. He rocked his best dance move sliding down the rocky area of this long thought abandon planet as the music blast in to the air like a dancing fool he is grooving to the tunes as his booty shakes.Something out of this universe occurs as a whole opens up in the middle of the planet to his amazement as the gigantic formation of rock shooting in to the atmosphere as it is flowing and ascending over his head to his panic.Star Lord freaks out as the shadow descend on to the planet covering him in blockade of black ice, he loses it racing from that same point as he dashes across the area as it is dropping on to the planet.The rock crashes to the ground smashing in to billions of peaces covering the space as he could do it lose it reaching out of his tight jacket, paired with super tight jeans and his signature red hair. The planet began to shake casting him to fall to the ground as he rolled down to the side of the planet, Star Lord rose up to his feet shaking in his place with a ray gun whoIs pointing at me. The beauty is space revolving around him as the air in his technological alien ear pod glitches as the air sucks from his nose and his throat as he begins to fever up falling forward.He collapses unconsciously as his eyes are rolling back in to his eye socket as he begins to turns cold, the light in his eye grows cold, lips turn outer space blue and his body hit the rock elements. Through the dust he lifts up emerging through it all a odd young nerd of man stood tall over Starlord holding him very tight because all he could is stare at his hollow eyes breaking through him and the man wraps his arms in to it and he kisses me slowly.

“Oh Hello Sexy!”

“Are you speaking to me?”

“Who else babe?”

“Who are you ?”

“Starlord”

“Who?”

“Starlord man”

“Ok Starlord “

“How did you land on my planet?”

“I am a ravager to the highest degree”

“Oh you guys who believe trash and such”

“Not so! I mean in a ways “

“Apparently so! Why are you here?”

“On a mission “

“Right! Well I can’t let you do that “

“Look man! I am not in to dudes usually but I can’t fail this”

“Why not chicken shit?”

“Hey! It is not a joke”

“I am dead serious sexy”

“Wait a minute !”

“Yes babe!”

“You think I am sexy”

“Oh God! Stop!”

“Make me babe!”

“Are you human?”

“You figured it out “

“Not to sure why you are shocked”

“Well! Bitch you so blazing hot “

“Do you think I am sexy “

“That bloody song”

“Why don’t you kiss me Star lord “

“Hell yeah! Let’s boogey”

“How old are you ?”

“In my thirties “

“Fuck it! Kiss me already “

“Yes sir!”

Star Lord rolls his eyes as he take a deep with a heavy sigh he approaches me as he

grabs my neck pinning our lips together as we kiss and he begins to swoon unable to swoon.

“Sir Yes Master Lawrence SIr!”

“Sir I love you Sir”

“Let me take you for a ride, a center of a universal journey and like rock your world”

“Welcome to the Harem boi”

“Sir Yes Sir”

“So tell me Master! Do you want to do something a little or a little bad.”

“Bad”

The end

[solarwoniii]

u r so silly and dumb im so much better than u

😔😔 its true

can never disagree with solar 💔💔💔💔

[airbrickwall]

[cordialsilence]

One of the benefits of having purchased a long charger is that I don’t have to hang off my bed folded at a 90 degree angle when my phone’s battery is low but on the flip side it’s almost 3am and I lay here comfortable and unfolded with my phone on low power mode at 17% and charging I can’t help feeling like it enables my screen addiction a bit