#Hypno love

[transsexual-angel]

btw normalize teaching your mutt tricks!!! every time you fuck its sweet spot, say “speak” and you’ll get the prettiest & most desperate bark you’ve ever heard!!! keep training until one day out of the blue you say “speak, boy!” and he starts leaking for you and lets out a pathetic cry because of the association with the trick!!!

[gatoburr0]

I HATE how this turned out WITH A PASSION.

[laddertek]

Etho immediately choosing Decked Out 2 (+Tango's reaction) xBCrafted's Season 10 Episode 17 Hermit Q&A

xB: So, question number three. What has been your favourite project, build, and/or event since joining HermitCraft? Etho: That I did? Or that other people did? xB: Uh, just, whatever. Whatever you...y'know, your favourite. Just, whatever. Etho: Oh, that's gotta be Decked Out 2, then. xB: Okay. (laughs) Etho: (laughs) Easy answer! xB: I mean, you only played it a little, though... Etho: Ahh, it was a few months. A few months of my life, there. Got a little bit involved. xB: (laughs) A couple minutes, here and there, you know. Etho: Yeah. xB: I know how you are. No. (laughs) ---- xB: I feel like your answer is gonna be the same as Etho's. Tango: Oh, did he say Decked Out? xB: Yes he did. (laughs) Tango: Ohhhh, my hero! Yeah, Decked Out is definitely my answer. Slam dunk. xB: I was like, 'Yeah, what do you mean? You only played, like, a little bit...' (both laugh) Tango: Well, that -- Honestly, the fact that he said that, means -- means everything to me. That's great, that he values it that high. That's great. That's great. xB: Oh, yeah, yeah. He was like, he was like, 'That's easy. Decked Out 2.' I was like, 'Okay!' (laughs) Tango: (laughs) Fantastic. Good! Good!

[footaddiction]

You did say you'd do anything for @qsworship and her feet loser.

[toy-with-eli]

I need to watch

I need to accept

I need to obey

I will submit

Thanks so much @kinkydadda for this awesome video 💞 i got sooo empty hehe ~

It's a pity that the quality suffers so much because of the length qwq

[horse-head-farms]

🪼slime-kisser Follow

all these posts like “don’t shop at boatem they support cannibalism” “the evil empire is a crypto scam” “don’t buy at octagon they’re trying to destroy the fabric of the universe” where the FUCK else am I supposed to shop????

🐠xbcrafted Follow

may i recommend horse head farms? we sell a variety items for agreeable prices and have alternate payment plans which mean you don’t have to spend a single diamond! you can find us via the nether hub <3

🪲yeswingsforlife Follow

do NOT shop at Horse Head Farms! Their items are incredibly overpriced (you can find grass, logs, etc for better prices) and this “alternative payment scheme” is actually signing an IOU. If you don’t know what that is, IOU stands for “I Owe You” and is a legal document that, when possessed, someone can force you to do anything. Literally anything. LegalKnight does a great video going into detail about it. According to this article, Horse Head Farms have just invested in building an auction house, possibly to sell off the IOUs they’ve acquired, so scummy CEOs could force you to work at their companies. Not to mention, their owners are incredibly sketchy, xBCrafted regularly tweets conspiracy theories and Hypnotizd invests in crypto

😵‍💫hypnotizd Follow

youre wrong actually, i have had nothing but brilliant service at Horse Head Farms. IOUs arent sketchy theyre normal pieces of paper. #shoptoday

🪲yeswingsforlife Follow

… you’re literally one of the owners

🐸cottagecoreliving Follow

to answer the original question, here’s a list of more reputable businesses that you can support instead!

Tays Trees

HIVE-DR8

Joe Hills’ Flower Stalls

Big Eyes

🥚dragon-tegg Follow

hey not to derail this post or anything but is anyone going to mention how OP literally fetishises slime hybrids???

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🌃elytramoments Follow

hate when i crashland in the lava biome

🐶renrobert Follow

you mean the nether

🌃elytramoments Follow

i do not

#i think it’s a national park or something #idk its like this for miles #its near boatem

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👁️big-eyes Follow

This weekend at Big Eyes we are having a #SALE of up to 99% OFF! EVERY item has a discount! Don’t waste your diamonds, shop at Big Eyes!

😍sexy-papa-k Follow

sweetfaces! we are going into debt! please buy ❤️❤️💕❤️🍆😭😭😭❤️ -papa k

👁️big-eyes Follow

kerlais why woudl you reblog on that account

😍sexy-papa-k Follow

we need all the reach we can get bubbles! ❤️😝❤️❤️🍆💕 -papa k

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[sariphantom]

Rise April 2024 Days 1, 2, and 3: Trick, Fashion, and Crossover

Technically... Usagi counts as crossover, considering he's from a different show.

[btd-forcemasc]

Also normal stuff because I’m busy asf (also dedicated to my lovely)

[kenchann]

wakey wakey

[siremasterlawrence]

The Battle Of The Chris’s

Christopher Robert Evans stupidly agreed to meet on false belief of a idea he has for his company because he wants to save the earth like we all should and he is ecological genius because soon he will be the greatest subject ever. I am in the control room sitting in the chair as I am falling deep a sleep in to a coma like state when I notice him pop up in the distance, he unbuttons his sexy, tight blue suit jacket wrapping over him and I can’t help but ogle love over as he and his teams up. Chris awaits me as I step on to the elevator the door slid close as it finally descending to the ground floor and I step into the room as he smirks with a wide smile spreading through hiss mouth and he looks down joyous.

He has a giant card in his hand detailing all of his plans for the future to show me but of course I play along not really caring about anything he has to say because I am only focused on claiming him as mine and so it begins I think approaching him.He bends down placing his cup on the floor as he rises back to full seating height with his hand offer to shake mine firmly as he is instantly drawn to my scent and I can’t help but notice how he can’t move but stares at my chest.His supposed straightness betrays him once more as I let go of his hand moving back as he stops turning from him thinking it over as his mind roams all over the place and he is lost accepting the issue he gives in to the war in his head and he stood up facing me as he grabs my hand preventing me to move.

“Why are you holding on to me?”

“I…I can’t help me! I…”

“You want me? Right”

“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck “

“Say it bitch!”

“Yes! I want you”

“Shit shit shit”

“Not funny ass! I am…”

“Married? Yeah! I am a aware”

“I love you Chris”

“What are you going on?”

“I love you and I am obsessed”

“You are kidding me”

“I want you entirely “

“No! I am not gay nor do …”

“Oh you are crazy! Crazy like a fox for me!”

“Mmmmm…I am hard, turned down and so confused”

“Foolish freak!”

“You are Steve Rogers”

“Language “

“You are more like the Torch”

“Say it correctly “

“The Human Torch”

“That makes me so happy “

“That is no shocker”

“How are you doing this? Are you an alien?”

“Your mind is far to active “

“Let’s dial back to zero”

“So many…hey bro”

“Perfection”

“You are much more bearable now”

“Is that?”

“Relax! I love you more than you think”

“My life is complicated “

“It’s not at all! Sign it away to me”

“I will take your life and give you a better one”

“Invite me back to your hotel room why don’t you?”

“Yes! Would you please join me?”

“Me? I’m not sure “

“Yes! Please Lawrence “

“Address me as Sir”

“Yes! Sir Yes Sir”

“You are a smartass”

“I’ve been told so”

“You figured it out “

“Like you leaked your penis online”

“No….i”

“Come now Chris it’s obvious “

“Everyone says you are too smart”

“I am your Master Lawrence “

“Yes Master”

“Tell me truth “

“I leaked it for sure because you are king “

“You love me too…don’t you “

“Do you love me more than anyone else?”

“My anger is non existent the fire”

“You extinguished it”

“Submit to me”

“On your knees “

“Do you think you deserve me?”

“Naturally! I can’t”

“You will never match me”

“No matter your age”

“You are nothing more to me”

“A simple joke “

“ A slave”

“A property “

“A nothing “

“A slave”

“Look saying it all in your eyes “

“I…I surrender to you mind, body and soul “

“Sir Yes you own me Sir”

“Nice room Chris!”

“Nothing special! It’s yours”

“Mine! Everything is yours”

“Well take off your clothes “

“As you wish “

“God! I love you “

“You are my life “

“The light in my mind”

“The reason I get up everyday “

“You are mine! MINE”

“Call me Master”

“Yes Sir Master Sir”

“What do you think?”

“I like what I see”

“Oh Thank God!”

“Worried huh?”

“Yes My Love”

“Sir Yes Sir”

“Hear me out bitch”

“Grabbing your ass so tight”

“I am your God”

“Accept and love me”

“Mmmmmm bitch”

“You are my guide “

“I can’t believe I married her”

“I can’t believe you are doing this”

“Doing what?”

“Loving me because I am me”

“I always love you because you are mine”

“You are always mine”

“Always will be mine “

“I am your world “

“You can consume me”

“You do consume me”

“You have mentally and physically broke me”

“Collared me”

The end

[mysandwichranaway]

eepy. eepy boy

[c0ff1nn]

something possessed me to draw him

[nervoustoastthing]

did you guys know that if you die while Artemis is fighting with you she’ll appear on the screen and say, “No… I swore to protect you.”

[literallyjusttoa]

Hey guys crazy idea but like Artemis and Apollo are Dipper and Mabel right? Right? Yeah I got carried away big time but like I think Gravity Falls + Greek Mythology is a banger idea so it's fine.

[slightlyplant]

he’s just like me fr