#Teacher 2p Russia

[1p2p-heta-imagines]

I don't if you did this before or if you're taking ask but Can I have 2p Allies that are teachers and one day 2 students that are Identical twins ask at the same time(in a slightly creepy tone),"Are you Immortal or a Country"before the 2ps can lie properly one of the twins pull out a big ass world history book,While the other twin is pointing at pictures with them on it.What are the 2p Allies going to do and if it's not too much to ask can you do this same ask but the 1p Allies or 2p Axis later

(I’ll gladly answer the other asks, feel free to just send in an ask whenever you would like me to do either and I’ll get to them when I can!)

2p America:

- Is just looking at a painting of his extremely drunk self in a revolutionary war uniform flipping off Goerge Washington behind their back and he’s just trying his best to ignore the fact that ever happened

- He’s honest, he tells them the truth but says they need to keep it quiet otherwise he’ll probably get in trouble

- Takes the book from them and most likely tries to burn it so no one else can see his stupid antics as a teenager

- Creepy twins are one of his top fears and he always knew something would be off with them, he just really feels like his fears have been justified even more so through them doing this

2p England:

- He’s never really had any photos of himself taken minus when some of the first cameras were ever made so the very few he has are quite shared around and known

- No one ever really questioned him on it before, he tries to assure them it’s just a coincidence that the look the same and immortals and countries can’t possibly exist

- Points out things that are different between them in an attempt to prove it’s not him, like how he had freckles but they most likely point out he’s probably wearing make up nowadays, he just ends up being a stuttering mess

- Eventually just says “Well, must be off now, have important classes to teach” even if it’s at the end of the day and he rushes home and hopes he didn’t seem suspicious. He definitely seemed suspicious.

2p Canada:

- He got mistaken for one of the first forms of modern cryptids since he’s extremely tall and barely ever comes out of his house in the woods and is in a cloak whenever he does and it got put in a history book due to the panic that it caused

- “Both.” No hesitation, that’s all he says before leaving the room to go do something else.

- If they ask him any other questions when they next meet, he’ll answer as bluntly and with as little hesitation as the first because he doesn’t care if people find out as long as he’s left to his own devices

- Really just wants to nap, getting recognized is something that he hates a lot even though it’s the first time it’s happened

2p France:

- They most likely found a painting of him about to get guillotined to which he mostly just shudders at the memory and says it’s just someone who looks like him from the past

- They can question him but raising 2p Canada and sometimes 2p America made him immune to the childish annoyance tactics like repeating the question over and over again they may attempt to pull

- He wouldn’t be concerned if they asked around to anyone else because he knows they would just be told that they have an overactive imagination and someone just so happened to look like him

- If they point out the scar on his neck, he tells them he was once threatened for his money and the attacker got vicious

2p China:

- He’s absolutely everywhere. If someone were to look in most old Chinese photos and even some movies and they’d find him somewhere in it

- “Yep, that right there is me. I’m an almost 4000-year-old personified country that decided to pose in pictures every now and again because why not? The highlight of my LONG long long long long life was being an actor in various movies”

- He knows that no one is going to take them seriously if they decide to tell anyone about it so he’ll be so honest that it sounds like he’s being sarcastic but he isn’t

- He’ll go tell people with them if they threaten to “spill his secret” or however they may phrase is, he does not care in the slightest

2p Russia:

- He’s written quite a few books under a penname with himself as the photo so people knew him but never really connected it with him

- He’ll deny anything that they ask him until they begin to question the books in which he can get kind of defensive and also quite passionate about his working because their meanings are very important to him

- Slips up and says he did write the books in which he akwardly tries to say it was a slip of the tongue and he really regrets saying what he said as soon as he realized this was him admitting it

- Tries to make a deal with them both so they won’t tell anyone, he is willing to do anything to keep it a secret because he knows the amount of trouble he could get in for having people know

[ask-teacher-francis]

Hey everyone! As you may have already noticed, through a series of unfortunate events, I accidentally deleted all my blogs, including Ask Teacher Francis. 

I’m planning to slowly but surely re-upload everything I have onto the blog and hopefully do some organizing in the process. 

I can’t begin to say how sorry I am that I accidentally deleted the blog. Through the years I received so many wonderful, inspiring messages of support for the blog and I’ve had so many wonderful interactions because of this blog. It makes me sick to think I’ve lost all of it....

But so we start again! From the beginning because it’s the best place to start. One equal temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield~

[maivalkov]

I have seen not long ago a post about "spain's dark side" so...your opinion about that? (I kinda have a feeling of knowing why himaruya came up with that and, if I am right, I am not sure if I like it. It's not that I don't like the dark side thing, but if the reason is what I think, then I don't fancy it)

Great question! Please excuse the length of this response in advance, and if I go off on any tangents. To directly answer your question: I have a horrible feeling that Dark Spain is inspired by the Spanish Black Legend/La leyenda negra, and I don't like that at all. You've really hit on an important topic here, so I'm going to extend this discussion. I call this upcoming piece: Why I don't like Dark Spain and why we, as fans and creators, need to be mindful of how we enjoy our beloved series.

Side note before we begin: I'm going to be talking from a writer's perspective, since this is what I mostly do. My opinion is just that, nothing more. Some will agree with me, others won't, and that's okay. If you're happy with the terms, let's crack on.

Part 1: "Dark" characters I'm not against 2P or "dark" versions of a character if it's required for a particular setting. Let me show you what I mean, using some fic plots I just pulled from my head: Example one: You've got this gritty, fantasy gangster city plot. You use a real city as your location, but the characters are human. Antonio's the leader of a huge criminal organisation and therefore he will do incredibly bad things. It's trigger warnings ahoy. Is this portrayal okay? Sure. (read on before you hit that reply button) Example two: You're writing a horror fic. Antonio's a sexy merman who's more likely to decorate his cave with your entrails, than serenade you on a beach. Is this plot fine? Absolutely. It's dark af, but you're writing sexy merman horror. It kinda’ comes with the territory. Did you see how I wrote "fantasy" and "human" in bold? And did you see that I used Antonio, not Spain? There's a reason. I personally believe in this: When your story uses Hetalia characters in their human form (i.e: Antonio is just Antonio, he does not represent Spain), there's much more freedom and flexibility. I've read many excellent works with darker themes who use real locations alongside human versions of the characters, and do so brilliantly. They're wonderful stories, and they don't cause harm. They're fiction. Fantasy. Fiction. Did I mention fiction? On the flip side: When we are writing the characters as country personifications, who represent the people and the history, we must take proper precaution. The same applies to writing about historical events. (To be continued down below.)

Part 2: Dark Spain

As someone who's been in fandom 10+ years now, my problem with Dark Spain is this: a number of creators back in the old days seemed to agree with my Black Legend theory/concerns, and yet they willingly made content for it. Not everybody did this, but I certainly saw some who thought "wow dark crazy Spain because Inquisition", applied it to certain ships because "ohh angst leads to romance, what a plot" and that is wrong on so many levels. If you know the Spanish Black Legend, then you know how bad this is. It's an incredibly difficult topic because it is, in the simplest sense, massive propaganda designed to seriously damage a country's image. I welcome Spanish input on this, but personally I think using this as some edgy portrayal of Antonio in your fics is insulting. Don't bloody well do it.

(Please note that the fandom is MUCH better now, but it doesn't change the fact it has, and could still happen. I used past tense for a reason, as I do think things are improving.)

Russia is another character which suffers this treatment, and I do think we have a responsibility to be considerate. Many countries have done awful things, mine (the UK) included, and yet our characters have escaped receiving this Dark persona. It's not fair, it really isn't. It's a poor judgment call on Himaruya's behalf if my theory is true. If I'm wrong, then this argument is void. Either way I feel like Himaruya should've specified how and why Dark Spain came about. Part 3: Historical writing

Here's where it gets interesting. I'm not saying "don't write historical hetalia fanfiction", and I never will say it because historical fiction exists. You can go in your local bookshop and boom, people are making real money off it.

I'm not one of those lucky sorts, but I am contributing to that genre myself. Despite lots of magic, fantasy and general artistic license, my story Gatito can be considered historicaI.

It's set in England, 1569. Spain and the Netherlands are two of the main characters, and yes, their conflict is referenced. It coincides with the timeline, and all the while I write them as personifications, I can't pretend that tension between them doesn't exist. If I did, that'd probably be even more insulting to their history, and no doubt confusing for the reader.

The main plot is a daft mash of Arthur misusing his magic, a vile fictional man from Antonio's court who wants his head, and poor Netherlands and Portugal get wrapped up in the drama along the way.

The Dutch conflict is featured, but not the plot. The event is occurring right in the middle of a fictional disaster which Antonio is trying to overcome. It's acknowledged, but it's on the side, to put it simply.

I use human names (Antonio and Abel) and explore that situation from an emotional, human perspective. I do not claim that Abel is a victim, and no one thinks he is either. Personal HC time here: I don't think any of the characters look back at their history and think "wow, poor me". Everyone's made mistakes, and they've all played a role in hurting someone else. My history teacher once told me this: The more you look, the more you see. There's many sides to a story, and even to this day, I doubt historians have truly, faithfully documented events so that it's fair on every nation involved. That's why we need to try and learn history from multiple perspectives, and why when writing hetalia characters during a historical event, we should show the reader as many viewpoints as possible. If you don't, then... well. I frown at you. More on this in part 4.

Part 4: Conclusion/advice

I won't pretend to be a saintly figure in the fandom, and this rant is a bit of a mess, but I hope you get what I'm on about. Thank you if you're still reading.

I'm going to finish with a bit of advice that has helped me have a positive time, and allowed me to create works for a series I really love:

1- If your story is historical, and you purposely want to paint a country in a bad light, think before you do. Don't slander another country for the sake of your comfort character or ship. If your story is set during a battle then yes, they can moan about the opposition, but don’t go hardcore. You know what I mean.

2- Research, research, research.

3- You want to write a particular character. Their human name is unconfirmed, or you don't know a part of their history, but you want to write about it. What should you do? Talk. I had this very dilemma regarding Portugal's surnames, and I just asked Portuguese mutuals on Tumblr for help. I received numerous valid responses in under an hour, and I felt better for it. 10/10 highly recommend.

4- If you've gotta' write Dark Spain: Keep. It. Fictional. If you don't believe my theory behind it, cool, crack on. But if you agree with me, then yeah, I've said it enough. Respect the country.

5- DO explore history. It's fascinating.

6- If you write historical hetalia and you feel that something might be misunderstood: PLEASE USE DISCLAIMERS, END NOTES ETC. I write number 6 from experience. There is a scene in Gatito where a significantly stressed Antonio attempts to summarise the Dutch conflict. He's being blamed for countless fictional issues, and rather than think things through, he blames himself for Abel's pain as well. He does it on a purely emotional basis. Have you ever had that really bad day, and things keep getting worse? Someone comes along and says "you did x y z and I'm mad", and rather than argue your side, you accept it?

That's Antonio in that scene. I know it is, because that's how I intended it to be read. His answer is flawed, to say the least, but in his human heart, he can't help it. I used the end notes as a warning/apology/explanation for this scene. I don't want it to be misinterpreted, and I don't want to disrespect Spanish history.

7- If someone does comment/ask about a sensitive, historical part of your work: don't rant. And don't get offended. I believe we all need to talk more. Have conversations about HCs, how we would write/imagine different scenes, and use it to improve your work.

8- Have fun, and be sensible. Thank you again for reading, I hope this helps to some extent. I know I've thrown my opinion out here, but if you strongly disagree with me, don't @. Move on, embrace what you believe, and everyone's a winner. (This really should've been number 9 on the list haha.)

[2p-hetalia-asks]

2p’s as Teachers

Allen / America: Mechanics

Oliver / England: Literature

Francois / France: Janitor 

Zao / China: Chemistry

Vlad / Russia: Business Finance

Matthieu / Canada: Environmental Science

Luciano / Italy: Culinary Arts

Lutz / Germany: Physical Education

Kuro / Japan: History

Flavio / S. Italy: Cosmetology 

Gillen / Prussia: Mathematics 

[auroracalisto]

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☼ BIRDS OF PREY ☼

roman sionis

Roman’s Girl┆first chapter of multiple┆Roman Sionis gets what he wants. And when he sets his eyes on you, a girl ten or more years his junior, he’ll get you. Lucky for him, despite your shy and flustered nature, you want him just as much as he wants you.

married life┆short┆the two were always at it—now, the reader was in the middle of it. harley doesn’t care for roman, but she wouldn’t dare hurt you. hell, she would kidnap you—and that’s how you ended up here.

hormones and clubs┆one-shot┆the reader is pregnant and begs roman for a chance to go to his club before she goes into labor.  it doesn’t exactly go how she’d like it to go.  

☼ CRIMINAL MINDS ☼

emily prentiss

i love you┆short┆based on the quote “do you still love me?”

my everything┆requested┆by @millipop18​: Hi! I love what you write! Could I request a emily prentiss x reader where she comforts the reader who’s struggling with depression? Have a nice day, much love xxx

spencer reid

not alone, never alone┆requested┆ by @amy-de-l-abc​.  The request was quite long, but the jist of it was having a suicidal reader, but one who isn’t quite able to do anything.  She and Reid start out as friends but the ending will have them getting together.  Fluff on Reid’s part, as he comforts her when she is feeling down.  Reader also feels like she can’t depend on her therapist or her family, and unfortunately, not even a suicide hotline will help (in a very negative way, which is purely for this story’s purpose).  

empty hearts┆short┆in which the reader tries to get spencer to talk to them, but he’s just not listening. 

useless goodbye┆short┆the reader dies right in front of spencer. 

moon and back┆requested┆by @petrichor-ds.  “i loved you to the moon and back, you know.” for spencer when he’s comforting his SO who has been ~going through it~ w depression ??

jack-o’-lantern┆short┆where you carve pumpkins with spencer and he tells you how carving pumpkins became a thing.

derek morgan

something extra┆one-shot┆where you’ve been married to morgan and now you’re expecting your second child (with a little extra surprise).  the team decides to throw you a baby shower.

baby kicks┆requested┆by anon.  hiii, don’t know if ur taking requests rn. but if you are, i would love if you could do an imagine with derek morgan, where the reader is in her 7 or 8th month of pregnancy. and the team is out on the field and the baby kicks and everyone gets so excited, but especially morgan because that’s literally his baby? 

☼ GOTHAM ☼

victor zsasz

forever until the end┆first chapter of multiple┆the reader is falcone’s long lost daughter whose mother fled to washington after an argument got out of hand. she was raised in an abused home where if she even mentioned her unknown father, she would be hurt. a couple of months after turning twenty-one, she’s beaten to the point she packs her things in the middle of the night and leaves. she does everything she can to get to gotham, even going as far as stealing a car. in gotham, she, fortunately, meets her father, along with a man named victor zsasz who was given the assignment of keeping the reader safe while she gets used to the city. zsasz has never dreaded a job more, but he ends up surprising even himself when he begins to like the reader.

imagines:

you being done with victor’s shit.

☼ HAIKYUU!! ☼

sugawara koshi

grey┆one-shot┆you had always wondered why the stripe of color on your wrist was grey. moving to a new school in the miyagi prefecture, you find out exactly why.

rest of my life┆short┆what sugawara would say if you ever asked him if you could spend the rest of your life with him.

tsukishima kei

it’s you┆one-shot┆after watching Avengers: Endgame, you meet your soulmate for the first time.

ukai keishin

Unanticipated┆one-shot┆the reader is an English teacher at Karasuno, who lived in the United States for much of her life. Never did she think she would meet her soulmate; at the age of twenty-four, she had yet to find them. Yet, one day, after a day of teaching, her friend Takeda asked her if she would come to the boy’s volleyball club meeting. She did. To her surprise, she remembered how much she loved volleyball and actually found her soulmate in that very gym.

aone takanobu

jackets┆short┆where aone points out that you have something on your shirt and he gives you his jacket.  

preferences 

how you meet includes hinata, kuroo, oikawa, tsukishima, sugawara, and ukai

☼ HARRY POTTER ☼

draco malfoy

sick┆one-shot┆where draco comes to join you in the common room, coughing his head off. 

☼ HETALIA ☼

russia

birthday surprise┆one-shot┆no one seemed to like Ivan.  except for you and the children where you worked.  with his birthday going unnoticed by your coworkers, you decided to call Natalia up and make it possible for them to celebrate, only asking for friendship in return. 

2p! nyo! america

pissy proposal┆one-shot┆Emily’s worried that you’re going to leave her.  You make sure she knows that she’s the only one for you.  

2p! russia

scared┆short┆our dear reader is pregnant.  and she’s really nervous about telling viktor.

america

cute neighbor┆short┆alfred ran out in just his underwear after the fire alarm went off.  you luckily had a blanket to spare.  

☼ LUCIFER ☼

lucifer morningstar

willpower┆one-shot┆lucifer really doesn’t understand your motives.  he tries to figure it out.  platonic lucifer x reader. 

necessary goodbye┆one-shot┆where the reader loves lucifer, but he’s in love with detective decker.

necessary realization┆requested┆pt. two of necessary goodbye, where the reader is engaged and she brings lucifer her wedding invitation.  after she leaves to return to her hotel room for that weekend, he comes after her. 

imagines:

lucifer preparing to show you his true face.

marcus pierce/cain

poisoned words┆one-shot┆where the reader is in love with pierce and they go undercover together.  reader is poisoned and she goes to the hospital.  after coming back, she tries to talk to pierce about how she feels.  he shoots her down.  i promise, there is a somewhat fluffy end to this.

uncanny resemblance┆requested┆you like the lieutenant.  you cannot figure him out.  it leads to a home invasion and your uncanny resemblance to a string of victims for anything to happen between the two of you.

amenadiel

lost and found┆one-shot┆the reader’s child, leo, gets lost and goes to the police department.  amenadiel and lucifer are there and leo goes straight to amenadiel.  

ella lopez

nerd basket┆requested┆being ella’s significant other is always filled with geeky questions and gifts.  for your anniversary, she has more questions than you anticipated for your early anniversary gift.  

☼ SUPERNATURAL ☼

crowley

fading┆one-shot┆The reader doesn’t know what to do with their self after Crowley dies, right in front of them.  There’s nothing that they can do except grieve.  

sam winchester

imagines

you hate when Sam says, “All Hallow’s Eve.”

☼ THE AVENGERS ☼

steve rogers

101┆first chapter of three┆steve finally meets his soulmate at the ripe age of 101.  his soulmate is 24 and good friends with peter parker. 

tony stark

shut up, stark.┆short┆tony stark is arguably the reader’s best friend, despite the constant jokes.  he would give anything to help the reader with their constant anxiety. 

stephen strange

birthday plans┆short┆It’s Stephen’s birthday.  Tony called and said he was having a cookout.  But you need to make sure Stephen and your little girl, Rosa, are ready for the event itself.

peter parker

liability┆one-shot┆somehow, the reader is in a predicament that only Spider-man can save them from.  But just a couple seconds of Peter not paying attention literally cost them their life.  

stalker┆short┆where the reader is being followed and peter comes to the rescue.  

imagines

peter loves halloween and among us, a little too much.

natasha romanov

cute┆short┆about natasha calling you cute.

loki laufeyson

a little crush┆short┆in where loki is suuuper vulnerable.  fluffy. 

imagines

loki doesn’t like midgard holidays. 

bucky barnes

cynophobia┆short┆where you’re afraid of dogs and it takes bucky to save you from one trapped in your apartment.  

☼ THE LORD OF THE RINGS ☼

samwise gamgee

conceal, don’t feel┆short┆in which samwise doesn’t return your feelings.

☼ THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY ☼

diego hargreeves

replaceable┆one-shot┆in which diego loves lila, you love diego, and you witness the death of your best friend, elliot.  

klaus hargreeves

back to the future┆short┆in which you are in love with klaus.  he returns the feelings, but unfortunately for you, he does not want you coming to 2019 with him and his siblings.  

allison hargreeves

imagines

cuddling with allison.

☼ THE VAMPIRE DIARIES ☼

series:

for the love of you┆the reader is summoned by bonnie, on accident, to the world of the mikaelsons.  as confused as she is, she comes to realize that not only has she found her soulmate, she’s found four soulmates.  PART ONE PART TWO┆more coming soon

elijah mikaelson

The Soulmate Principle┆one-shot┆Dear Prince Elijah should have just left you alone. But with the Soulmate Principle, he just couldn’t help himself. And it just so happened to cost you your life.

hugs and kisses┆requested┆Hello! Can I request an Elijah x reader one shot; just fluff with lots of kisses and cuddles? Btw, love your blog ^^ — Anon

could you be?┆one-shot┆It’s been on Elijah’s mind for some time.  Would you feel the same way?  Would you want him for the rest of your life?  

ocean’s beauty┆one-shot┆Klaus, of course, the traveller he is, decides to take everyone along with him.  You’re a human and you’re married to Elijah.  Oh, and your ship’s hit an iceberg in the middle of the Atlantic—and it’s sinking quickly. 

kiss of life┆one-shot┆polyamorous reader in a relationship with elijah, klaus, and kol has died.  however, she comes back in a revenge plot by a witch who lost her wife due to klaus.  

injury┆short┆where you are injured and elijah takes care of you.  

glitter┆short┆based off of the song glitter, by patrick droney.  the reader is dead, but not entirely gone.  elijah doesn’t know this.

choose me┆one-shot┆elijah has been a bad boyfriend, in the sense that he’s always gone and never takes into consideration how that makes you feel.   

surprise parties┆requested┆Hii! If the bingo requests are still open can you do a one shot of elijah x reader with the birthday prompt it can be like rebekah throwing a birthday party for the reader or just like elijah fluff, up to you <33 — anon

she will be loved┆requested┆Hi! Can I please request an (platonic) Elijah x 3-4 year old fem!child oneshot where when Elijah went to Mystic Falls (when he needed Elena) and when he’s walking, he hears crying and finds her alone on the streets. I’m sure his heart would absolutely break at the sight and he would do anything he can to help calm her down. He obviously wouldn’t leave her on the streets, deciding right then and there that he wants to adopt her, so he brings her home with him. Omggg he would be such a soft (and veryyy protective) dad and all of the Mikaelsons (once they were undaggered) would love her so much 🤧  (Also Elijah would absolutely lose it if the Mystic Falls gang ever brought Y/n into any of the drama) — @kpopgirlbtssvt

a welcome arrangement┆requested┆Hi! If requests are open, could I request an Elijah x Reader where the reader is a vampire and long time friend to the Mikaelson's, and Rebekah and the others try to set her up with Elijah because they know they both like each other? I love your writing!! 💕 — anon

imagines

you adopt a child with Elijah.

klaus mikaelson 

you’re safe now┆one-shot┆the reader leaves the mystic grill with the intent of going home. instead, something distracts her and she’s attacked. her soulmate is the one who saves her life. crazily enough, it’s the same guy who she was staring at just moments earlier.

pretend boyfriend┆short┆ reader is being watched by some creepy guy at the mystic grill. she asks dear klaus to pretend to be her boyfriend.

which disney princess are you?┆short┆Klaus walks in on you taking a Which Disney Princess Are You? quiz on Buzzfeed.  Color him intrigued.  

heather┆short┆in where the reader is in love with klaus, but he loves heather.

endearment┆short┆klaus is in love with you.  but he doesn’t know if you return the feelings. 

kiss of life┆one-shot┆polyamorous reader in a relationship with klaus, elijah, and kol has died.  however, she comes back in a revenge plot by a witch who lost her wife due to klaus.  

forgotten lifetimes┆one-shot┆reader has dementia and has forgotten her children on multiple occasions.  now, she’s forgetting klaus.  

writer’s block┆short┆where the reader is suffering from writer’s block and klaus comforts the reader so they don’t get upset because of it.

silent treatment┆requested┆hi, can you please write an imagine with klaus mikaelson? his gf calls him by one of her close friend’s name (that he don’t like bc he’s possessive like that) and he gives her the silent treatment — anon

one night stands, and then some┆requested┆hi! i just wanted to say that i love your blog! i have a request, for a klaus mikaelson drabble/imagine. where the reade had a one night stand with him (instead of hayley) and now she’s pregnant. whatever else you want to do with that! thank you! ❤️  — @mikaelson-emma

a bolt from the blue┆one-shot┆the reader has recently moved from colorado and finds one of her first cases on the job to be a dead doctor, invited to a ball held by the mikaelsons.  she goes, expecting to find the killer, but instead, she finds that two of the mikaelsons have fallen for her—klaus and rebekah.  

kol mikaelson

take a hint┆requested┆can you do a kol mikaelson one where Caroline is distracting Klaus and she brought the reader with her so she could distract kol? maybe it can be based on the song take a hint from victorious? i’ve listened to it and thought it would be funny and cute! thank you! — @mikaelson-emma

family game night┆one-shot┆where you play Monopoly with the Mikaelson’s and the youngest finds out he’s developed a little crush.

kiss of life┆one-shot┆polyamorous reader in a relationship with kol, klaus, and elijah has died.  however, she comes back in a revenge plot by a witch who lost her wife due to klaus.  

tell me a lie┆short┆loosely based off the quote, “my favorite lie was, ‘i love you.’”  definitely not happy.  reader was cheated on. 

forsaken hearts┆short┆kol doesn’t love you.  what’s his reason?

talks of mortality┆one-shot┆about you trying to talk kol into taking the cure, but he doesn’t want to listen to what you have to say.  

truth or dare┆one-shot┆after a game of truth or dare, you reveal to your friends and siblings that you’re dating kol mikaelson.  

times of change┆short┆an argument between kol and the reader.

imagines

kol pisses you off

rebekah mikaelson

pesky┆short┆using the sentence prompt, “can someone kill him again?”

a bolt from the blue┆one-shot┆the reader has recently moved from colorado and finds one of her first cases on the job to be a dead doctor, invited to a ball held by the mikaelsons.  she goes, expecting to find the killer, but instead, she finds that two of the mikaelsons have fallen for her—rebekah and klaus.  

imagines

rebekah reveals how she truly feels.

damon salvatore

Closure┆one-shot┆a year has passed since Damon and the reader broke up. Damon was with Angie, the reader was a depressed shell of herself. A drunken three AM phone call is exactly what it takes for the reader to get some closure.

by your side┆requested┆Can I get a fluff fic of either Elijah Mikaelson or Damon Salvatore where the reader is going through a rough time (depressive episode) and they comfort reader through it? 😔  — anon

stefan salvatore

only time will tell┆requested┆a stefan soulmate au — @123cvcz 

lovelorn hearts┆requested┆heyyy, can i request a angst fic where reader is damon’s best friend and stefan has a huge crush on her, she overhears damon teasing him about it which leads to his confession, but she’s unsure if she feels the same way and he gets his heart broken all over again? (after elena) thanks, your writing is lovely. — @xoxosinister

miscellaneous 

imagines:

hope hearing stories about you.

☼ X-MEN ☼

charles xavier

happiest year┆one-shot┆although the reader loves charles—although she makes sure he knows that she would do anything for him, he throws it all away. the reader leaves and moves on with her life.

erik lehnsherr

embarrassing moments┆requested┆BROOOOOOO i didn’t know you wrote for the x men … could i please request smth w erik?? smth with mutual pining ~~~ maybe reader is an awkward mutant who’s insecure and can’t talk to erik ……. bro the erik thirst has been REAL recently — @petrichor-ds

sparks fly┆requested┆reader is a cheerful mutant w some sort of electricity ability, and she’s bright until erik comes around.  then she’s removed, quiet, and reserved.  charles has had enough and pairs them up to do training demos tgt (electricity overlaps w magnetism a bit) and then ~romantic tension~ and then reader finally confesses to him after he’s like “why r u so nervous????” — @petrichor-ds

☼ THE 100 ☼

bellamy blake

imagines:

you’re left behind at mount weather, instead of gina.  

[another-mexico-oc]

Hi guys! The moment of truth has begun! Before Valentine’s Day comes, we´re going to interrogate our dear Mexico a little bit. With which countries would she have a… romantic encounter? 👉👈

It´s easy to participate in this game, just send to our blog askbox ‘Smash or pass + the name of an Hetalia country’, and Lupita (aka. Mexico) will answer with one of this images:

WHAT WE ACCEPT: 

✔️Canon Hetalia characters (e.g. America, Russia, France…)

✔️Hetalia OCs (You need to specify if it is an OC from a community, e.g. Latin Hetalia, or if it is the creation of one person in particular.)

✔️Both. Male and female characters

WHAT WE DO NOT ACCEPT:

✗ Underaged characters. (e.g. Sealand, Wy, Liechtenstein…THOSE ARE A BIG PASS!) KEEP THIS IN MIND: Mexico human age is 18

✗ AUs (e.g. 2P Hetalia, Cardverse, Teachers, Neko…) Sorry guys, but we´re still not very familiar with all the AUs. 

With that said… LET´S HAVE SOME FUN! ✉️💌 ✉️

[catboy-prussia]

I made a my hero academia hetalia au rp server because I like smashing my hyperfixations together come join nerds

https://discord.gg/gaDXryNBw4

You can be a student, hero/teacher or villain.

France, both Englands, Russia, Prussia and Spain are already taken but there's plenty of room for you guys! Nyos and 2ps are welcome!

[fiore-rosewood9]

England personal  headcanons

Warning: some of this may upset you, so if you are a small child/teen or really sensitive to certain topics, this is not for you.

England copes with loneliness and the big amounts of work by drinking alcohol until he passes out. 

He is prideful so he wouldn’t admit he feels lonely and left out just like Prussia.

Sometimes he could pout but if he is feeling angry due to the lack of sleeping he would most likely give a sassy remark to anyone talking to him.

He is someone who reads books and drinks a cup of tea either in his bed or work room, next to a candle light to for relaxing

Arthur is the type of person that watches the earlier versions of doctor who religously and complain to France over how much the show has changed.

He is an old dark bitter man, that just needs someone to listen to him and respect him after everything he has experienced. That is why he respects Russia, he thinks they have a lot in common as big powers in the past and now being mocked during and out of meetings for no longer being powerful. 

He still smokes even though it ruins his gentleman image, smoking is the other bad coping way he uses. The others are leaving without warning, drinking and at rare moments starving.

He has lost his appetite due to many reasons, he doesn’t tell why but the rumour about him losing his receptors due to drinking hot tea every day

He gets nostalgic every time he looks through old clothes and objects, and tends to cry, that is why he holds his attic locked, so no one would come in and he wouldn’t get emotional over nothing.

He is over America and forth of July but sometimes throws up in the toilet. Even though America makes big parties, he feels awkward and rarely comes because he feels out of place. The same issue is not happening with his other colonies.

Francis despite the many years of rivalry still stays his best love and friend. He feels like he can take off his mask and be honest with the other nation

Arthur would wear leather pants or jeans  just to feel a boost of confidence when he needs it.

He still has doubts and insecurities, like any other nation but he can hide them well. He still would get hurt if another nation points out something personal to him.

He still regrets what he did to Jeanne of Arc and would never admit that one of the reasons he did it was jealousy. France would never forgive him if he does.

His food is not that bad, France is just exaggereting. Some of his meals are okay, and some are good. His problem is that he is forgetful and that leaves the food burnt.

His relationship with Scotland is not as bad as it used to be. They have normal conversations over whiskey at some moments. The same cannot be said about his other brothers.

England can’t hold his liqour well, but will never admit it and would fight until the end, even if it means getting drunk.

He misses Hong Kong from time to time but would never say it.

He has good relationship with Japan still and is his guest over tea. Japan still visits his house as well. When England visits Japan he gets excited over Japan’s mythical animals and ghosts, even though Japan politely smiles and nods but when he turns around he mumbles to him self. “But I live alone.’’

England still practices magic in his basement and Norway and Romania aren’t the only ones who he talks about it to, Belarus also practices magic.

He has hard time making and keeping friends now, even though if you have met him you would probably think he is just a charming, kind man passing by.

He has cosplayed as a pirate at Paris’s disneyland. Francis just happened to see photos of him and keeps them for blackmail in case he needs to.

Francis would call him king Arthur as a joke just to tease him sometimes.

When he was a pirate and was all alone in his room he would write poems and letters to him self mostly. Francis has seen some of them and still keeps them without Arthur’s knowedge. The other people who know bout his secret are Spain and Prussia.

He has asked Spain for forgiveness many years after what he has done and has done to so to each one of his colonies, except America.

He and Prussia sometimes go to a pub and talk to each other.

Despite what everyone thinks, he has good relationship with Italy. In the begining he intimidated him but now he sees no reason to acts kind towards him.

Germany isn’t the only one who keeps the meetings under control, the other one is England, Hungary and China.

He still doesn’t have the best relationship with China and avoids him.

Even though it is rare since he is busy talkin to the others, has lots of work or is outside, he makes small talks with India, most consisting of how each other is.

Because he can starve to feel like he is still in control, he gets pissed off even more and would most likely lash out much more agressivly if he hasn’t eaten in the last 6 hours rather if he has eaten. 

Nyo England is insecure about her chest size because it is small and she thinks she isn’t attractive enough because of it, especially since she compares her self to other girls, like Belgium and Hungary and Nyo France.

Nyos and Normal nations live in the same unvierse so do the 2ps, but they rarely see each other. Each represents something different, one represents the land for example, the other the people etc.

Nyo England would most listen to rock from  70′s and 80′s as something to wake her up and has some of Queen’s songs downloaded on her phone. “Somebody to love” is her alarm.

England refuses to usually wear glasses even though with his age he needs them, so he has contacts like Prussia, even though Prussia’s eye sight is much more damaged from his childhood than Arthur’s. Nyo England doesn’t have this problem.

Nyo Canada is much more compared to Nyo England rather than Amelia, because Amelia has short hair.

Some of France’s clothes still stay in England wardrobe since the last time he visited him.

He is not on good terms with his 2p and despises everything he represents or does even though they are the same nation.

He is a cat person, but when he was a child with just a cloak and bow in hand he used to have a wild dog as protection until it was shot by villagers. When he was at the peak of his power he took a tiger because he thought it was exotic and represented power but once he saw that he couldn’t control or tame the animal he sent it to a special place where people with more experiences could take care of it. Now he is satisfied with the smaller versions of the tigers walking around his old house. Also known as cats.

He talks to Matthew over the phone or on camera much more than he visits him nowdays.

He can be annoyed with nyo France, but she is a lady, a woman and he can’t just punch her like he does with Francis. That doesn’t mean he can’t curse.

He loves children and would like to have one but he knows he can’t marry someone, especially human. That is why he has worked as elementary teacher once in his life, to live the dream.

Nyo England has three moods- black official clothes and suits, floral dresses, long dresses, mostly pastel colours and punk revealing clothes with piercing and there is no in between.

Nyo England has a tattoo on top of her chest and on her ankle, while England has on his waist and shoulder.

His cats are named after his old bosses.

He still has nightmares from the world wars and flinches no matter if he is sleeping or not.

[hetaliareaction2p]

2ps react when they fail a test -

2p America - "meh..."

2p England - "b-but I try my best..." ;--;

2p France - "should I be sad?"

2p Canada - "eh.."

2p Russia - "I'll see you in court.." *Slams court papers on desk*

2p China - "aw man.."

2p Germany - "aT leAsT GiVe mE afford credit!"

2p Japan - *gives death glare at teacher until they change grade*

2p prussia - *cries inside but looks quiet*

2p S.Italy - "you don't know how much afford I put in this!"

2p italy - "this is not right!" *Rips test up*

2p Austria - *uses spell to make teacher change it*

[we-characterize-differently-here]

2p Hetalia Characters as Colleges I’ve Toured

2p!America: There are no classrooms, only Greek Life. No dining hall, only buffalo wings. No parking, only yachts. Just fuckin Fratboys everywhere in their shite polos and winkle picker ass shoes. There aren't even professors any more jfc

2p!Russia: The campus occupies over 1,526 contiguous acres. You didn’t think there were even that many acres total in Rhode Island, but you’ve been so wrong before.

2p!China: UC Santa Cruz! My neuro teacher went there. He told us they have a serious STD problem. 

2p!France: It’s in New York City. Tuition is eighty thousand a year; room and board are twice that. “What about my grants or scholarships?” You ask. She smiles patronizingly. “They’ll add about another fifty grand.”

2p!England: The students? Wack. The professors? Wack. The campus? Wack. The library? Wack. Those cunts with their bowline tightropes on the quad? Wack. The way that their teams always lose every game? Wack. The way that they funnel all their money into sports? Wack. The statue of their mascot-dog? THAT’S TIGHT AS FUCK!!!!!

2p!Germany: BYU fight me irl mormons you pasty lil farmboys

2p!Japan: Somehow, you can see the lake from every window, even the ones that should only look out on the quad.

2p!North Italy: PSYCH its BYU again im all hopped up on forbidden caffeinated coffee and ready to throw hands with a protestant DM me if ur down

[2pcontinued]

2ps as dreams I’ve had

Allies

2p America/Allen Jones: Half of the teeth in my mouth fell out and the others I was pulling from my gums with my bare hands in a tree house, and when I asked my dad if I could go to the dentist, he said “You’re gonna have to wait three days so you better not talk till then”

2p Canada/Matthieu Williams: I was running through the slums in Brazil with my best friend because the police were chasing me for some reason and I ended up in a game show that tested how well we knew each other

2p England/Oliver Kirkland: I was in a circus tent with a ball pit, two t-rex’s, and the Beatles and I rode one of the t-Rex’s outside and into the sunset

2p France/Francois Bonnefoy: Donald Trump came to my school dressed in a Finn the human onesie, tried to hit on me, then when he failed, shot me with a pistol he was hiding in his onesie

2p Russia/Viktor Braginski: I was trapped in an Egyptian pyramid and solving a puzzle quest with an ancient book to help save my friend’s father

2p China/Zao Wang: I had sex with Frieza from Dragon Ball Z except he was pastel pink and green not gray and purple (and his dick was like 13 feet long holy shit)

Axis

2p Italy/Luciano Vargas: One side of my family tried to buy my love with $13,000 after not seeing me for many many years, so I got angry and burned all the money and started a Supermarket booth to help customers

2p Germany/Lutz Beilschmidt: There was a virus making people into zombies except they could run really fast and open door knobs, and the only way I could cure it is if I beat my friend in a game of bowling

2p Japan/Kuro Honda: A famous Japanese Voice actor was murdered in an abandoned flea market and I found his dead body decaying in one of the stalls, then a black shadowy figure tried to chase me so I ran away from it following abandoned train tracks.

2p Romano/Flavío Vargas: I was an aspiring model until my mother helped me realize how corrupt the industry is so I quit and became a traveling cowgirl

2p Prussia/Gilen Beilschmidt: The world had successfully hooked people completely into the internet by choice through these helmets, and I chose to be completely hooked into the internet and fell in love and soon became a network handyman

2p Austria/Roland Edelstein: The Love of my life was going on this all week cruise so I wanted to go too, but the only way you could get in was if you gave the people on the ship a whole package of Bell peppers (My math teacher told me this). I stole the bell peppers in the middle of the night from my parents and they caught me and asked what I was doing and I said “I’m rearranging the fridge”.

(I have freaky ass dreams and I remember every single one of them please help me guys)

[1p2p-heta-imagines]

Hello! How do you imagine the mothers of the 2p allies would be in a human au?

(I’m assuming you meant if the 2p Allies had mothers, please tell me if you meant anything else as I’m unsure if this is what was meant! Thank you!)

2p America:

- The “troubled teen that had a child too young and is trying to sort her life out” archetype

- She has numerous little part-time jobs so that she can provide for Allen, things like a waitress, cleaner, cashier, etc. They tire her out a lot, but she never lets him see her like that

- She has a habit of falling for the wrong kinds of people but the minute they’re aggressive anywhere near Allen, she’d toss them aside with no hesitation, eventually stopped falling in love and focusses all her attention on her child

- She had him rather young, and never really knew how she was going to manage but she tries her job to make Allen’s childhood as happy as possible

- They live in a rougher part of the city where she was raised so she knows how to stand her ground, she is not against punching someone but tries her best to stay out of any kind of trouble

2p England:

- Radiates positivity, she’s a very generous person that loves to make other people happy in any way she can

- She’s always humming a song, flowers in her hair as she danced around. Oliver would always try to copy her and she’d just pick him up and sway around with him in her arms

- Lives in a cottage kind of isolated away from everyone else but always goes into town to work at her bakery and greet everyone that she knows, she’s well-liked in the town

- Spoils Oliver whenever she can, she will do whatever she can to make him happy but she makes sure that he doesn’t turn into a brat because of it

- She gives the most amazing hugs to everyone who wants one, she sees physical affection as the best way to show people she loves them

2p Canada:

- No one actually knows that much about her, the only time she was really seen was at her job and going to the store

- She homeschooled Matt for the most part since he used to have selective mutism, she did get him some help with it but she was worried about possible bullying which is why he kept him home

- She didn’t really ever see herself having children but she doesn’t regret a thing, she loves Matt with all her heart

- She’s very muscular since she had a home gym built in so that she could stay in shape while also managing to look after Matt at the same time, she could throw almost anyone across the room with barely any effort

- Knows a lot of children’s stories off by heart because Matt never used to sleep at night without being told a bedtime story

2p France:

- She worked a lot as a journalist and was never around too much, she usually called Louis’ nanny to take care of him

- Could go weeks without coming home because she’d have to go out of town or even the country at times, she’d always come back with gifts but Louis was never that interested in the materialistic things she would give him

- Very tired all the time, the only reason she’s ever awake is that she drinks coffee basically every hour or so

- Most, if not all, of her dinners are take-out meals that she ends up eating in her office while she finishes up her work

- She always looks like she’s in a hurry, and she usually is. She’s absolutely terrible with time management, so she’s typically running everywhere and trying to gets ready doing so

2p China:

- Very elegant and refined, as well as extremely well-spoken and no one really expects the woman dressed like she’s going to the red carpet to be Xiao’s mother of everyone

- She never really snaps at anyone, someone could break her favourite thing in the world as she’ll always be more concerned if they’re ok

- That one mother that peppers her child in kisses all over their face before they go into school and is overtly affectionate

-Very motherly to basically everyone. She’ll offer anyone her sweater if it’s cold out, she’ll offer to make them meals, she’ll go as far as to offer to let them stay at her place if they need it

- However, she can get extremely protective of the people she mothers over, she has no issue with fighting someone, she may not be very strong but she’ll try

2p Russia:

- A woman of very few words, but extremely good advice if anyone were to listen to her

- Extremely socially awkward as she can’t speak much of any language minus her own native language, she only forces herself to try to talk to people like her children’s teachers/cashiers/other parents to seem polite

- Doesn’t spend much money on herself unless she needs to but absolutely spoils her children when they’ve been good

- She sings lullabies as she tucks her children into bed, or is trying to make them sleepy so that they will, her voice is extremely calming to hear

- Always checks in on her children at a certain time, she’ll call them at random times, even if they’re adults to just ask them how they are and have a little chat with them, she loves seeing the people they’ve grown into

[hetaliawhatifs]

What kind of jobs would the 2p's have in their daily lives?

Sure! Here you go! Though some of these guys may not be exactly…legal… -Admin Jay

2p France: Part Time Jobs (ex. night shift cashier)

2p Canada: Lumberjack, Wood-Working Professor

2p America: Drug Dealer, Auto Shop Mechanic, Odd Jobs (little old ladies know him by first name for random little jobs)

2p England: Baker, Kindergarten Substitute Teacher

2p China: Drug Dealer, Dog Walker, Smoke Shop Associate

2p Russia: College Professor, Scientist, Researcher

2p Germany: Dog Walker, Bouncer

2p Italy: Godfather, Business Man

2p Japan: Horror Game Designer

2p Prussia: Author/Poet

2p Romano: Fashion Designer

[ohnohetaliasues]

1+2p Hetalia High {Ch.1}

(Kat)

tHIS HAS 119 CHAPTERS.

199.

AM I GOING TO REVIEW EVERY ONE OF THEM? YES SIREE BOB. 

OH LORD.

Buckle up my children, we’re in for a wild ride and a brand new adventure.

Note: The full title of this story is “1p and 2p HetaliaxReader High school just got weirder” but since I don’t want to put that as my title, I’m just putting it as whatever I decided to put because at the moment of typing this I’m still not sure. 

I’m not sure how to feel about this. But here we go.

Also, this is a reader insert, so I’ll be putting ‘Kat’ when ‘y/n’ appears.

{Kat}'s POV

I woke up to my alarm blaring a familiar song. It was the F/A (Favorite Anime) opening. 

Coincidentally, I have the Ao no Exorcist opening set as my alarm right now. So I guess this fits?

It was impossible not to get up hearing that awesome song.

But also I must note that I do have to change my alarm every so often or I will have to resist the urge to smash my phone.

 I let it play while I got dressed. I picked out a S/F/C (Second favorite color) t-shirt, a F/C hoodie, black jeans, and some sneakers. 

Okay, a purple hoodie, which I don’t own, and a yellow shirt?

Ew.

Kill me.

If anyone sees me in real life in public dressed like that, you have full permission to assassinate me.

I took my headphones and phone and put them in my F/C backpack.

I have an Attack on Titan backpack.

We’re off to a fantastic start.

 I grabbed a piece of toast and ran out the door locking it behind me. "I'm gonna be late!" I said copying every slice of life anime ever. I eventually just started walking and ate my toast. I finished my toast and put on my headphones. I listened to some music as I walked to school. My name is {Kat} I'm 16 

Uh. I am 16. That much is true.

(Go with it) and go to Gakko (If you get it i'll give you a cookie :3) high school. 

Hi, my name is Kat, I’m 16, and I go to School High School. 

I've lived alone in my own house since my parents died and my Aunt decided that I could live in alone if I wanted to. She payed for the house and anything I needed.

That’s one nice aunt.

 She also gave me a card in case I wanted snacks or to go shopping. My Aunt was loaded so she didn't really care how much I spent. 

What, does she just have unlimited money? 

How convenient for me.

I walked up the steps of my high school. I wouldn't say that i'm a nerd or a geek

Bet.

 but I don't have many friends. It's not that i'm anti-social. 

I am.

I’m already losing my mind.

I'm just really picky I guess. I took off my headphones and walked into my classroom. I sat in my seat next to the window. I laughed as I remembered how I picked this seat to be like an anime character.

In my school, there is a thing called seating charts. 

Do they just not exist here?

 I put my bag on the ground and stared out the window. "Good morning class! Today we'll be introducing some new students." Ms. Drew chirped. I didn't really care so I continued to stare out the window. "Please introduce yourselves!" asked. "I'M ALFRED F. JONES! AND I'M THE HERO!" the person introduced. 

I would probably start cringing my face off if some new student just shouted that. 

I instantly turned my heads towards the loud voice. He has the same name and called himself the hero. It has to be him. My eyes widened in shock as I saw the blonde haired blue eyed person I watched on my laptop. ({Kat} is not a stalker I promise) It was America. From Hetalia. It wasn't just him. I saw the allies standing in the front of the classroom.

"Holy shit." I whispered. "Thank you for that Alfred. Now how about the rest of you?" said looking at the allies. "I'm Wang Yao from China." Yao said. "I'm Francis Bonnefoy from France." Francis said with a wink that made the girls in the class squeal. "I'm Arthur Kirkland from England." said Arthur also making the girls squeal with his accent. "I'm-" the boy was cut off. "I'm Ivan Braginski. Become one?" Ivan said with a smile and a purple aura. 

Which I can see in the normal world apparently. Clara, hand me my sonic, I think something is off here.

The rest of the students got scared. "Okay everyone done? Go-" was cut off by me. "Ms. Drew that boy didn't finish!" I said knowing that Canada had been cut off. I seemed to be the only who noticed. "Oh! I'm sorry I didn't see him! Please introduce yourself." Ms. Drew said staring at Canada. "T-Thank you. I'm Matthew Williams from Canada." Matthew said quietly. No one but me seemed to notice he said anything. "Okay! Please take your seats next to {Kat}! {Kat} raise your hand." 

They all sit next to me now? 

I’m just going to imagine them all sitting in one desk.

Ms. Drew said. I raised my hand. They can't possibly be the characters from Hetalia. Right? I've read fanfictions about this happening but I never thought it would! 

They all sat down. Matthew sat in the seat next to me. Ivan sat on top of him. 

This is going to be full of this sort of thing, isn’t it?

Matthew tried to tell him he was there but Ivan couldn't hear him. "Ivan could you get off of Matthew?" I said nicely. "Who is that?" Ivan said confused. "Just pick another seat please." I said. Ivan got off of Matthew and sat in the seat in front of me. "T-Thank you for helping me." Matthew said quietly to me. "No problem!" 

Ah yes, here we see the classic ‘reader-chan can see Canada’ trope. 

I’m having flashbacks to Kidnapped by Sexy Men.

I said. Francis sat behind me and Arthur sat next to him. Alfred sat next to Matthew. The teacher began the lesson. I took out my things and wrote down the notes on the board. I felt a tap from behind me. I turned around to see Francis "Do you have a pencil I could borrow?" Francis asked. I nodded and handed him one. "It doesn't work." Francis said. "Yes it does." I said confused. "Really? Try writing your number then." Francis said with a wink. The girls heard this and gave a glare towards me.

That was actually pretty smooth. 

"No thanks." I said turning back around. I wrote down the rest of the notes as Ms. Drew wrote them. Finally, the bell rang. I packed up my stuff and headed to my next class. Suddenly someone grabbed my wrist. "Could you show me where my class is?" Ivan asked. "Sure! What class is it?" I asked smiling. Ivan seemed a little taken back. "Art." Ivan said with the slightest of blushes. "I have that next too! Just follow me!" 

Well, coincidentally, I am taking an art class this year. 

I said. Ivan let go of my wrist and followed me. I walked into class and put my bag down. I walked to my easel and stood in front of it. "We have some new students class." Mr. Percy stated. I looked to the front of my classroom. "Holy shit." I said for the second time. Standing in the front of the classroom were the axis. 

"Please introduce yourselves." Mr. Percy said. "I am Ludwig Beilschmidt from Germany." Ludwig said. "I am Honda Kiku from Japan." Japan said bowing. "Ciao!~ I'm Feliciano Vargas from Italy!" Feliciano said with his eyes closed. "I AM ZHE AWESOME GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT FROM PRUSSIA!" 

I’d honestly like to know why School High School has like forty foreign exchange students.

Gilbert yelled. Around me I heard people ask where Prussia was. 

Nowhere. It was dissolved in 1947.

Gilbert frowned slightly. "Prussia is the most awesome country in the world." I stated getting odd stares from my classmates.

It is part of Germany now.

 "SHE GET'S IT!"

Gets*

‘Gets’ isn’t a possessive verb.

 Gilbert said yelling and smiling again. "Shut up you idiota! I'm Lovino Vargas from Italy."

 Lovino said mad. "Please put your bags down and pick an easel." Mr. Percy said. They all put their bags in the pile and took an easel. 

Why do we have a pile of bags? That’s strange.

Feliciano was on my right and Kiku was on my left. Lovino was in front of me and Gilbert was behind me. Ludwig was next to Gilbert.

Nice. I get the two best artists.

Also, what happened to Russia? Did he just leave?

"Okay free draw and paint time. Do whatever you want." Mr. Percy said sitting at his desk. 

Wow, what a bad teacher.

I decided to draw F/A/C (Favorite Anime Character). 

Um. I think that would have to be Riza Hawkeye from Fullmetal Alchemist or possibly Lucy Heartfilia.

I’ve drawn Lucy before, but never Lieutenant Hawkeye. 

So I guess I’m drawing her?

I started to draw the character as Kiku peeked at my drawing. His eyes widened as I drew. I finished the character and carefully started to color it in. Kiku seemed very interested in it. I finished coloring and Kiku spoke up "Is that F/A/C!?" Kiku asked eyes sparkling. "Yea it's my favorite anime character." I said. "You rike anime?"

  W R I T T E N   A C C E N T S

Kiku asked. "Yea. I'm an otaku actually." I said smiling. "We have a rot to tark about then." 

sTOP

Kiku said going back to drawing. Since I was finished I walked around looking at people's drawings. I looked at Lovino's easel. He drew a box of tomatoes. "I like your drawing." I said sneaking up on him. He yelped and jumped a little. "God damn ragazza! 

Just call me ‘girl’ instead of my name.

You scared the shit out of me!" Lovino said angry. "So you like tomatoes?" I asked already knowing the answer. "No shit Sherlock." Lovino said. I disregarded what he said "You're a good artist." I said still looking at his drawing. Lovino blushed a little and I saw his curl turn into a heart for a split second. 

That isn’t physically possible.

"I-I know! I don't need an idiot ragazza like you to tell me!" Lovino said blushing still. I laughed and smiled at him. He did look like a tomato, just like Spain said. He's such a tsundere! I walked back to my easel. "Ciao ragazza!~ I'm sorry about Lovi being mean. He's really a nice guy!" 

Oh gee, I couldn’t tell.

Feliciano said. "It's okay. I didn't take any offense." I said smiling. Feliciano looked at me and his curl also turned into a heart for a second. 

Oh boy, this story is full of physical impossibilities.

"Your smile is very pretty bella.~" Feliciano stated. "Thanks Feliciano!" I said having the faintest of blushes. "You can just call me Feli bella.~" Feliciano said with a wink.

Hi, Feli bella.

The bell rang and I grabbed my bag. We all left the drawings on the easels. Next I had P.E. 

Ew.

I went into the locker room and got changed into my P.E. clothes. The P.E uniform was a basic grey shirt and pink shorts for the girls. The boys had grey shirts and blue shorts. 

That’s kind of sexist.

All of the clothes had our names written on them. I'm pretty fit if I do say so myself. My motto is "When you can run like Italy you can eat like America."

No comment.

I put my bag in my locker and walked into the gym. Some people were playing basketball and some were sitting on the bleachers and talking. I saw Ludwig standing awkwardly not sure of what to do. 

I relate.

I noticed that the rest of the axis weren't in this class. 'He must be lonely.' I thought. I walked over to Ludwig. "Hey! Your Ludwig right? I'm {Kat}! I'm in your art class!" I said smiling. "Uh...Hallo." Ludwig said holding something behind his back. "What are you holding?" I asked. "Nothing." Ludwig said quickly. "Oh okay." I said pretending not to care. I grabbed the thing out of his hands "Got it!" I said triumphantly. I saw what he had been holding. "Is this a book about how to make friends?" I asked looking at the book. Ludwig blushed profusely "N-Nein." Ludwig lied. "You don't need this." I said throwing the book in the trash. I walked back next to him 

"Now. Let's go play some basketball." I said still smiling. Ludwig blushed more. I grabbed his hand and pulled him over to where the net was. I grabbed a basketball and threw it at the basket. It hit the rim then bounced off and hit my face. "GAH-" I said as the ball hit my face making me fall backwards. "Frau! Are jou okay?" 

Why does everyone address me by my gender?

Ludwig said kneeling down next to me. "I'm fine! Just a bruise!" I said with a small smile. Ludwig sighed "Good. Don't do zhat again." Ludwig said. The bell rang, I said goodbye to Ludwig.

Well, gee, Ludwig, I can’t control gravity.

I went back into the locker room and got changed. I got my backpack from my locker and headed to lunch. I usually sat alone so I took out my headphones. I headed over to the table I always sat at. I put on the delicious tomato song since it seemed fitting. I had learned all of the lyrics of the hetalia character songs. That can happen when you listen to things for a long time. I took out my lunch from my backpack. It was F/L (Favorite Lunch).

Um. I don’t really have one of those.

 I was singing along to the song and eating my lunch when my headphones were taken off my head. 

How can I simultaneously eat and sing?

I looked up to see Lovino shoving something in my face looking away. "Uh...What are you doing?" I asked. He looked towards me with a pout. "I'm giving you a tomato!" Lovino said angrily. "Just take the damn thing before I change my mind!"

Um.

Thanks?

 Lovino said shoving closer to my face. I took the tomato and smiled "Grazie per la Lovino pomodoro!" (Thanks for the tomato Lovino!) 

I actually do know what that means without the translation.

I said. Lovino looked shocked. "You know Italian!?" Lovino asked surprised. "Yea! I took it for my first language class." 

No, I’m taking Spanish.

I said. Feliciano glomped his brother "There you are fratello! (Brother) I was looking for you!" Feliciano said still hugging his brother. "Get the hell off me veneziano!" Lovino said pushing Feli off. "Oh hey {Kat}! Why are you sitting at by yourself?" 

I don’t know, because I want to?

Feliciano asked. "I don't really have anyone to sit with." I said honestly. "You can sit with us!" Feliciano said excited. "Okay let me get my stuff." I said grabbing my bag and lunch. I followed them to their table. "Holy shit…" I said for the third time. Not only were the axis sitting there. Spain was also sitting at the table. "Hola chica!" Spain said. "Hello. I'm {Kat}!" I said holding my hand out. He shook it and said "I'm Antonio!" with a smile. Lovino glared at him.

Why does Romano care?

Is he already in love with me?

I sat down and put my lunch on the table. Feliciano and Lovino sat with me in the middle. I saw Feliciano was eating pasta and that Lovino was eating pizza. Gilbert and Ludwig were eating wurst, Kiku was eating from a bento box, and Spain was eating tomatoes. 

Just eating tomatoes for lunch doesn’t sound very filling.

"Bella do you want to try some of my pasta?" Feliciano asked. "No. She wants to try some of my pizza!" 

Um. 

Romano yelled at his brother. "It's okay guys i'm good." I said not being heard over them arguing. Kiku sensed the mood and refrained from speaking. 

Why didn’t he intervene????

Feliciano and Lovino fought with Feli's plate of pasta. Someone came by and bumped them making the pasta spill all over me. "Bella i'm so sorry!" Felciano apologized. "Shit!" Lovino said. "It's okay guys i'll just clean up in the bathroom." 

Wow guys.

Just wow.

I said standing up. I walked to the bathroom and cleaned up. I came back without my hoodie. "Okay that's better." I put my hoodie in my backpack. I realized that Feliciano won't have lunch now because it's on the floor. "Oh...Feli do you want some of my lunch?" I asked. Feliciano lit up "Sure! Gratzi {Kat}!~" Feliciano said. We shared a lunch until it was all gone. The bell rang and I said goodbye to the axis plus Spain. I headed to my next class.

This is really weird.

Just really really weird.

Okay. 

Yeah, this is definately something I’m going to continue to review. 

I’ll see you guys later!

~Kat

[ask-art-student-prussia]

Can you make a list of all the characters you've mentioned so far and their roles? I want to write a fanfiction based off this (Also is that okay????). Thanks!

oh boy theres an awful lot to go through, ask me any specific characters and i’ll if i missed them/assign them smth!! I’m including parents, teachers, historical figures etc. anybody i’ve mentioned in the WHOLE YEAR ive been running this blog. IN ALPHA ORDER. 

Ask me on details such as relationships, family history, religion, jobs, living style or any of that stuff. I have floorplans, timelines and historical..tidbits. I can give you a full profile of each character if you wish. Pick one and I’ll give a full essay on literally EVERYTHING. and theyre all thought out. 

CANON COUNTRIES (CHARACTERS)

America/Alfred - Economics/Politics Student, Brother of Matthew, cousin of Zachary/Jett

Ancient Egypt/Nefetiri - Class of ‘87 alumni

Ancient Greece/Athena - Class of ‘87 alumni

Ancient Rome/Romulus - Lovi/Sebastian/Feli’s dad 

Australia/Jett - Zoology Student, Brother of Zachary, Jake and Wendy, Cousin of Matthew/Alfred

Austria/Roderich - Music Student, Cousin of Leo

Belarus/Natalya - Dance/Ballet student, Sister of Ivan and Katyusha

Belgium/Emma - Pastry Chef/Culinary Student, Sister of Luca and Tim

Britannia/Alicia - Arthur/Peter’s mom (mum), librarian

Bulgaria/Boris - Roomates with Vlad

Canada/Matthew - Med Student/Student nurse, Brother of Alfred

Chibitalia - Literally Feli as a kid

China/Yao - Culinary Student

Cuba/Carlos - Matthew’s friend

Czech Republic/Hedvika - Works at the library

Denmark/Matthias - Film Student

England/Arthur - Art Student, brother of Peter

Estonia/Eduard - IT/Computer science major

Finland/Tino - Literacy Student

France/Francis - Culinary Student

Gaul/Genevieve - Class of ‘87 alumni 

Germania/Alderich - Gil/Lud’s dad

Germany/Ludwig - Mechanical Engineer Student, brother of Gilbert

HRE(Holy Roman Empire)/Gabriel - he’s dead lol deceased twin brother of Ludwig

Hong Kong/Leon - High Schooler

Hungary/Elizabeta - Culinary student

Hutt River/Jake - Brother of Wendy, Jett and Zach. Works in a museum

Iceland/Emil - High Schooler

India/Nanush - Physics Student/Dance instructor

Ireland/Cole - Brother of Arthur, Aaron, Alistor and Peter

Italy/Feliciano - Fine Arts Student, brother of Lovino and Sebastian

Japan/Kiku - Economics Student

Knights Templar(K.T.)/Katie - Masters in History, Vet. for the German army, trans (mtf)

Kugelmugel/Leo - Middle Schooler, working towards arts, cousin of Roderich

Liechtenstein/Lilli - High Schooler, sister of Vash

Lithuania/Toris - Journalist/Literacy Student

Luxembourg/Luca - High Schooler

Monaco/Lucille - Step-sister of Francis, sister of Michelle

Mongolia - Transfer student in Gil’s youth

Moldova/Aurel - Vlad’s younger brother

Netherlands/Tim - Horticulture, Brother of Emma and Luca

New Zealand/Zachary - High Schooler/Recent Graduate, brother of Jett, Jake and Wendy, cousin of Alfred/Matthew, works in as a bellhop/barista

Norway/Lukas - Art Student

Poland/Feliks - Fashion Design Student (can also do acting/drama)

Portugal/João - Veterinary Student

Prussia/Gilbert - Technical Illustration Student

Romania/Vlad - Study of folklore 

Romano/Lovino - Fashion Student, brother of Feli and Sebastian

Russia/Ivan - Art History Student

Scotland/Alistor - Brother of Peter, Arthur, Cole and Aaron

Sealand/Peter - Middle Schooler, brother of Arthur, Cole, Alistor and Aaron

Seborga/Sebastian - High schooler, learning culinary arts, brother of Feli and Lovi, Wendy and Peter’s old babysitter

Seychelles/Michelle - High Schooler, adoptive sister of Francis and Lucille.

Slovakia/Jakub - Works at the library

South Korea/Kim - High schooler

Spain/Antonio - Early Education Student/Student Teacher

Sweden/Berwald - Interior designer

Switzerland/Vash - Scout/Army kid, idk what he studies..THE BLADE

Taiwan/Mei - Fashion Student/High Schooler

Turkey/Sadik - Bodyguard/Model/Highschool Football Captain

Ukraine/Katyusha - Sister of Ivan and Natalya

Wy/Wendy - Sister of Zach, Jake and Jett, cousin of Matt and Al

Wales/Aaron - Brother of Alistor, Cole, Arthur and Peter

2PTALIA

2p!America/Allen - High School Dropout, wants to be a cop

2p!Austria/Roland - Rock Music (70s-80s) and loves Elton John

2p!Canada/James - Graduated, Hockey Athelete

2p!China/Xiao - Culinary

2p!England/Oliver - Culinary, works as a pastry chef

2p!France/Francois - Graduated, works designing clothes

2p!Germany/Lutz - Engineer/Mechanics, kind of a mess

2p!Hungary/Erzsebet - Culinary Chef

2p!Italy/Luciano - Probably works in casino or smth

2p!Prussia/Gillen - Art (hoe) Student, moody and avant garde

2p!Russia/Viktor - Literature, mostly macabre

2p!Romano/Flavio - Fashion Student, probably a pimp

HISTORICAL FIGURES

Old Fritz (Frederich) - Gilbert’s professor

Hanz Katte - Gilbert’s Art history professor

Joan of Arc - Francis’ first girlfriend

Maria Theresa - Roderich’s first piano teacher

PARENTS/RELETIVES

Aunt Marie - Gil’s Aunt, mother of Katie

Great Grandmother Arlene - Great Grandmother of Lud/Gil/Katie/Max/Monica, Grandmother of Marie and Alderich

Laura/George Jones - Mother/Father of Alfred/Matthew, George is also a veteran.

Lena - It’s Gil and Roddy’s kid ahghfhg her tag is aph child lmao

Louis - Francis’ biological dad, kind of a cheating dick, ex husband for Marie.

Marie and Leon - Francis’ parents. Marie (like Curie, the French scientist) is divorced and remarried to Leon, which is short for Napoleon. Leon is Lucille’s father biologically.

APH Holstein and Schleswig/Max and Monica - Cousins of Gil/Lud, Brother and Sister of Katie

APH Saxony and Hesse and Barvaria - Gil’s cousins

Louise - Divorced wife of Alderich, Mother of Gil, Lud and Gabe

Mr. Newspaper - Not a historical figure, but its a canon Hetalia character. Roderich’s student which he tutored for piano

Rocker Dad - Eliza’s single father, travelling in Europe somewhere

Sophia and Hugh Johannes Edelstein - Exactly what it sounds like, its Roderich’s parents.

Spicy Mom - that’s the Vargas’ quick witted and super hot wine mom, who is basically Morticia to Romulus’ Gomez.

Vash/Lilli’s Father/Mother - Exactly what it sounds like, family friends with the Edelsteins

PETS/ANIMALS

Astor/Berlitz/Blackie - Gil/Lud’s dogs

Eiger/Jungfrau/Mönch - Vash’s goats (on a farm, in Switzerland)

Ester/Felix/Strudel - Roderich’s Cats, 2 at home, one with him

Fish - Michelle’s goldfish. dont have a name yet. 

Gilbird - Gil’s bird

Pierre - Francis’ bird

Monet - Lucille’s bunny (made to sound like Claude Monet, as well as the word Monte, in Monte Carlo)

Sam - Alfred’s Golden Retriever (at home with parents)

Snake - It’s just Jett’s snake.

Alderich’s cats - Gil’s dad’s foster cats

I’m probably missing a few but..my mind has blanked so ask and you shall receive. I have full logs on each character, ESPECIALLY THE FAMILY ONES

Not tagging this one

[ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones]

Hey can we get a list of the ask blogs Associated with this au please?

((Oh hell yeah. I needed to update The List!! Alright, this is everyone who’s still here as far as I know though there are some people who I don’t know if they’re still around or not- just two but either way! I’ll update it on my own page for the staff… sorry for the long post!!))

America|Alfred F. Jones

@ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones

https://ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones.tumblr.com

Austria|Roderich Edelstein

@askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein

https://askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein.tumblr.com

Belarus|Natalya Arlovskaya

@ask-secratary-belarushttps://ask-secratary-belarus.tumblr.com 

Belguim|Esmee

@ask-preschoolteacher-msesmee

https://ask-preschoolteacher-msesmee.tumblr.com 

2p!Canada|Matt Williams@

@ask-assistant-librarian-matt

https://ask-assistant-librarian-matt.tumblr.com

Canada|Matthew Williams

@ask-english-teacher-matthew

https://ask-english-teacher-matthew.tumblr.com

Nyo!Canada|Madeline Williams

@askcookingteachermswilliamshttps://askcookingteachermswilliams.tumblr.com 

2p!Denmark|Markell Anderson

@ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher

https://ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher.tumblr.com 

England|Arthur Kirkland

@ask-schoollibrarian-mrkirkland

https://ask-schoollibrarian-mrkirkland.tumblr.com

Nyo!Finland|Tuli Väinämöinen

@ask-gym-teacher-ms-vainamoinen

https://ask-gym-teacher-ms-vainamoinen.tumblr.com

France|Francis Bonnefoy

@ask-dramatic-monsieur-francishttps://ask-dramatic-monsieur-francis.tumblr.com

Germania|Aldrich Beilschmidt

@ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt https://ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt.tumblr.com

Nyo!Iceland||Haven Steilsson

@ask-preschoolteacher-mssteilssonhttps://ask-preschoolteacher-mssteilsson.tumblr.com 

Latvia|Raivis Galante

@ask-elementary-teacher-latviahttps://ask-elementary-teacher-latvia.tumblr.com

Liechtenstein|Erika Vogel

@ask-nurse-lili

https://ask-nurse-lili.tumblr.com

Lithuania|Toris Laurinaitis

@askmrlaurinaitis

https://askmrlaurinaitis.tumblr.com

Prussia|Gilbert Beilschmidt

@askschoolcounselor-mrbeilschmidt

https://askschoolcounselor-mrbeilschmidt.tumblr.com

Nyo!Prussia|Julchenn Beilschmidt

@ask-elementary-teacher-julchenn

https://ask-elementary-teacher-julchenn.tumblr.com

Rome|Romulus Vargas

@ask-elementaryprincipalvargashttps://ask-elementaryprincipalvargas.tumblr.com 

Russia|Ivan Braginsky

@askelementaryteacher-mrbraginsky https://askelementaryteacher-mrbraginsky.tumblr.com

Seychelles|Michelle Mancham

@ask-elementaryteacher-msmanchamhttps://ask-elementaryteacher-msmancham.tumblr.com

2p!South Italy|Flavio Vergas

@ask-fourthgrade-teacher-mrvergas https://ask-fourthgrade-teacher-mrvergas.tumblr.com

South Italy|Lovino Vargas

@ask-elementaryteacher-mrvargas

https://ask-elementaryteacher-mrvargas.tumblr.com

Spain|Antonio Carriedo

@ask-languageteacher-mrcarriedo

https://ask-languageteacher-mrcarriedo.tumblr.com