#Tbh I went from I love these idiots I'm dying to oh. Oh no I'm going to cry xie lian nooo

[backpackingspace]

"Why haven't you won them over yet?"

I DONT KNOW GEGE WHY HAVENT I WON YOU OVER YET

[pigeonmilk-216]

House MD makes me absolutely FERAL.

For instance, I finished rewatching S3 E15, "Half-Wit", the one when House fakes cancer so he can get high (typical). And

AHHH

Everyone's response to House potentially dying is EVERYTHING. And displays both the characters and their character growth SO WELL.

Wilson, ofc, is offended that his best friend *cough* *lover* *cough* didn't say anything, and hid it. And something I think (and forgive me if this is not actually how it went down to everyone else, it's 1am and I have brainrot) is really interesting, is that beyond Wilson giving House shit for not saying anything, Wilson doesn't give any of the platitudes that everyone else gives. We don't see Wilson trying to "fix" anything or say, "House your dying, can we have an actual human connection for once?". No no, Wilson just lets him be.

Now, either Wilson is pissed and reeling from this news , and is just distancing himself (which tbh feels ooc, like House has crossed worse lines before, and Wilson deals with cancer everyday, idk).

OR you can look at the option of Wilson knows House well enough (and cancer, let's be real) that trying to fix it, won't change anything, that coming up to House and trying to "console" him won't do anything. House is House, and Wilson KNOWS THAT. Wilson knows that if House really and truly wants a conversation about it, or any comfort, House will just be like, " Yo, can we go get wasted?" and that's that.

AND THEN HIS FUCKING ANALYSIS AT THE END AND HIM FUCKING LAUGHING AT THE IRONY.

And Cuddy, I feel like, is the middle ground between how Wilson and the kids react. She doesn't go out of her way to say something, but in an almost hand-on-the- doorknob-as-I'm-leaving type way does she say something. AND THEN THEIR BANTER IN THE HALL IS FUCKING EVERYTHINGG. And her FUCKING smile as House grabs her ass (istg I can only say this in real action to this fucking show) but still dismissing him coming to the bedroom with her

Like both her and Wilson and obviously hurt, right, but they don't outright change their behavior toward House or anything, but they accept it (kind of) and don't go out of their way to change anything,

AND THEN THE KIDS' RESPONSES. ANHHH

I love Chase's moment. He's just like, "Dad, shut up and let me hug you" AND FUCKING STARTS CRYING

CHASE IS LITERALLY THE ONLY ONE WHO CRIES

He's like, "Goddammit, I'm going to lose two of my parentals to this cancerous bullshit. Tf."

AND HUGH LARUIE'S ACTING I CANT

YOU CAN SEE HOUSE REALIZING THAT, "oh shit, they really care and this is really going to hurt them" LIKE WHAT THE HELL. MY HEART, FUCK THIS SHOW WTH

And I love how Cameron is shown in this episode, over the first three seasons, we can see her kinda of coming to her own, and learning from House, so instead of like, backing down from helping House she just fucking kisses him so she can steal his blood. Like. YES CAMERON. GET IT.

AND AGAIN

HUGH LAURIE. YOU CAN SEE HOUSE'S HESITATION, WEIGHING THE PROS AND CONS BEFORE KSSING BACK.

And tbh I feel like House is low key proud of Cameron for a moment in a "she is taking after me" type way.

And Foreman trying not to care, but caring the whole time, and HIS FACE WHEN HES TELLING HOUSE HE DOESNT HAVE CANCER. LIKE. JXNKSCVJVXFBJKBFVSKJ

And I just love everyone's reaction five seconds later when they realize

"House is an addict. Right. Fucking this was a sham, fuck"

AND THEIR FACES ARE EVEYTHING

Cameron is crestfallen, outraged. Foreman is slightly pissed but completely nonplussed almost? Like a I should have expected this/this is such a House thing, which is why I dislike the man. And his sarcastic response is EVERYTHING And, Chase, oh Chase. He's so disbelieving and hurt. Like my baby I'm so sorry.

And House like really understanding how much this hurt them, and kinda of being a fucking TOTAL IDIOT and like slightly scared I feel but arrogant enough to just fucking like. Trying to blame so he doesn't feel guilty (he does) pushing them away so he doesn't have to face consequences (he's spiraling) and and after Wilson (finally) talks to him, having to stop and THINK about how fucking miserable is he really (he's such and idiot) and just AHHH

AND THEN HIM FUCKING GOING INTO THE RESTAURANT AT THE END?????? ITS A FUCKING CRIME THAT WE DON'T SEE THAT CONVERSATION BETWEEN HIM AND THEM. LIKE SIR, I WANT TO THIS POTENTIALLY EMOTIONALLY CHARGED MOMENT. LIKE

And honestly, Ilove how House interacts with the patient in the episode, it's on par with the boy who had autism earlier this season. Like the piano part is what really intrigues him, but still goes forth to give him his life back. Idk, just felt special.

Okay, um so thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Idk what happened.

[villxinmiixx]

shark week

overhaul ( chisaki kai )

♡ afab reader

♡ genre; fluff

♡ note; the reader's experience will be exactly like My own period experience because I have no idea what kind of shit y'all usually suffer.

@dekuphobix helped me with this! Thanks again boylie 🤞

when your shark week comes, lemme tell ya the glory you'll be experiencing.

you're going to feel like fucking royalty. you lucky ass motherf-

the first day of it will not really be brutal, you didn't notice your pants/gown were covered in blood. good thing mimic pointed it out, loudly too. mimic you dumbas—

which made kai look at both of your directions to see what was mimic yelling about.

then- he sees your pants/the lower part of your gown.

LEMME TELL YOU THAT THIS MAN. STOOD THERE, PANICKING AND IS IN SO MUCH CONFUSION AND ANGER.

“darling, Who did that to you?”

you didn't know how to explain it because well- you thought he would be disgusted.

so you ran to your room. 😪

kai yelled “wait-!” but you already closed the door.

he was knocking aggressively asking why would you hide from him

you came out a couple of moments later, he was still infront of your door though.

crossed arms and a stern look.

“so?” he lifts an eyebrow up.

you explain to him what happened and why it's happening

you giggle while sweat dropping. oh boy, you fucking idiot—

he started to understand,

“so you go through this period thing at random times of the month? ”

“kai, i- you know what let's go with that. ”

“does it hurt?”

“sometimes, i don't get cramps very often. so you don't need to worry if I'm in pain when this happens”

“mmph.. ”

he buys you ice-cream and gives you cuddles when he can.

if he can't give you the ice cream himself then he orders one of his workers to give you 2 tubs, more depending on his long he'll take working.

when you're asleep and the blood leaks out from your underwear

kai immediately jolts awake from the unfamiliar choking smell. (no one can smell it don't worry, also yes i'm talking about irl.)

he checks on you like the loving boyfriend he is. he sees your white pants/lower part of your gown and immediately thought:

‘i should change them.’

this dumbass i swear, he's a boomer at heart so go easy on him

you wake up as he was taking your pants/gown off

“KAI WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING—”

he just- stood there he looked like The emoji himself. (🧍🏻)

“look you could've told me you had a somnophilia kink-”

“y/n I DO NOT have a somnophilia kink, that is disgusting. your pants/gown is dirty.”

you looked down.

“YOU COULD'VE WOKEN ME UP INSTEAD!”

when you got cramps this man panicked and fucking went to a corner silently dying

he loves you very much and tries to help you.

he just doesn't wanna say it tbh.

“darling are you alright?”

“yes!”

you stood there, visibly shaking, holding your stomache, smiling in pain.

“...”

he doesn't believe it, kai lead you to your shared bedroom and he (or should I say setsuno-) got you a heat pack (? I forgot what it's called) and put it on your stomache holding you. 💕💝

he tried. be grateful, please- 😔

©𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐱𝐢𝐧𝐦𝐢𝐢𝐱𝐱 - 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝. 𝐍𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐞𝐝, 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝, 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧; 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝.

[famdommcfanface]

You know what fuck it I'm liveblogging my reaction to the horrific masterpiece that is supernatural s15 e18, Despair

First of all s15 is so bad, nothing Dean has done this series is canon because I say so, Chuck can suck a dick but more importantly whatever idiot decided Chuck was god can go suck a dick. I liked Chuck, then they retconned him to a degree that nothing makes sense anymore.

Right it is 1:18am and I feel this is the proper time to watch this episode.

Huh Billie wasn't even in the last episode. That's kinda weird idk

I know Jack's not going to die but that won't stop me from threatening whoever that if you kill him again I'm going to murder someone

Cas 😢😢

Oh now you don't want Jack to die, huh Dean? Now you care about your fucking son.

I hate Billie but I love that coat fucking damn. That's what I would wear if I were the personification of death.

I keep thinking the empty is Claire because I have remarkable face blindness and they look very similar okay!!!

I was not paying attention what happened to Chuck? Ah I don't really care.

The empty uses it/it's pronouns for such a homophobic show supernatural has a truly remarkable relationship with gender.

Tbh Billie told Sam and Dean she wanted them dead the first time they met I swear. Like you can't be surprised rn Sam.

Oh yeah the empty has to survive to take Cas to superhell. Sorry I'm still in denial about that.

Jack is a whole-ass toddler and does not deserve this shit. I know he's going to be god but that's not a responsibility I want to place on a three year old.

I know all this criticism has been done but I need to say this shit okay??? I'm sorry I didn't listen properly when you guys said it. You were all so right.

Damn these boys have been through so many murderous rages...

Wait is Michael still around? Fuck I forget these things. Michael sucks anyway fuck him.

Charlie!!!! Although she's not real Charlie. I miss real Charlie. I miss real Bobby too. They're not the same.

Thing is my ex used to make me scrambled eggs so this is thematically important to my life.

Every time Cas is on screen I cry because I know what's coming.

Jack needs a hug. So does Cas. Everyone should hug. People don't hug enough in this show.

That damn trenchcoat's been through so much... Jimmy just wore a trenchcoat one day and that changed the course of human history.

WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF THE WHOLE THING WITH EILEEN IF SAM ENDS UP WITH FACELESS WOMAN I STG

Damn Sam got left on read hate it when that happens.

Sam is Eileen's phone background what the fuck yicyoctiguoboh they went on like three dates idk.

Through Sam and Eileen and Dean and Cas not ending up together the message of supernatural is that love sucks and is pointless and the world hates you.

Donna!!!! Christ she'd better not die.

Why didn't you guys teach Jack to drive more. Like you're only allowed to learn to drive when we think you're about to die (which is most of the time tbh so what's their excuse)

Running through how much everyone's died in my head but as you can tell I don't pay attention much and it's hard.

Ow my shoulder hurts suddenly. I think it's the writer's fault.

I swear they all died when I wasn't paying attention. People started talking about all the hunters dying and I assumed they were all dead.

Rowena! Where's she gone she's barely been in this season. I know she's dead but that doesn't matter (which kind of annoys me because I cried when she died and then she just came back but also like good for her)

Cas has been wearing that coat for ten straight (ha) years and it still looks like it doesn't really fit.

Dean you could have murdered her then come on.

Supernatural is interesting in that things happen and they illicit like 0 reaction from me. 90% of tragic events in spn give no emotion. Charlie and Bobby are dead and I don't care.

Oh Donna. Okay I care a bit about that. But like not enough for my face to change. I still find the show compelling though, it's strange.

Aw look at Sam's big puppy dog eyes. Lol.

Gay gay gay. Although I still feel like Cas is being written as straight it's weird. Like I know he's gay and I know the writers know he's gay at this point but like they're not writing it. He's going to confess his love this episode but that's later I guess.

They always get so much blood out of their hands so quickly. And then they just walk it off.

WAIT I RECOGNISE THIS ROOM OH MY GOD IS IT HAPPENING. IT WAS HAPPENING IN THE BUNKER THIS WHOLE TIME I NEVER RECOGNISED IT.

Paused it oh my god oh my god I am not prepared for this. This is such a weird viewing experience no show is this unhinged.

Every shot is starting to look more and more familiar and let me tell you my face is showing something rn

WAIT CAS CONFESSES HIS LOVE FOR A REASON???

I've paused it again

Like I know it sounds obvious but I kind of just assumed Cas randomly decided right I'm going to confess my love now, vaguely arbitrarily. But he's like summoning the empty and the only way to summon it is to confess your gay love for your best friend xhfkfj

I was slightly worried I wasn't going to get as much as I imagined out of this episode because I knew what was going to happen. I was so wrong. The video's still paused I'm just putting off the inevitable.

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

I want to pause it again but I have to face this

OH CHRIST OH MY GOD THE ONE THING I WANT IS SOMETHING I KNOW I CAN'T HAVE

Cas is smiling it's always so weird when he smiles

Like even though I knew this was going to happen I could never quite see this happening but it is and fuck fuck fuck.

Oh my god this is actually pertinent in a way I always sort of assumed it wasn't.

I'm not praising the writing I'm not this is awful but also this is the third time in fifteen seasons I'm crying.

I LOVE YOU

Y YO A TI CAS

He just fucking shoves him oh my god

THE HANDPRINT

Like I saw it when it happened and it meant nothing to me, you know? I knew all the bits as anyone who really liked doctor who and Sherlock in 2015 did but there was no emotion behind it. I knew the significance of the handprint and all that shit. But when I watched it I was mainly thinking 'damn that's really what Castiel sounds like he's got such a weird accent, I usually only see him in gifs'

This is BAD WRITING I am NOT PRAISING IT

But also oh my fucking god

It's paused again btw. Like they just show the most significant scene in the history of bad TV and just cut to Jack and Sam coming out of a grain silo and I need a minute here, okay????

You can't expect me to care about this anymore sorry that scene eviscerated me. Donna's dead frankly who gives a shit. Jack just lost his dad even if he doesn't know it I do not have the brain power to comprehend that rn.

ME AND DEAN NEED A MINUTE OKAY THIS IS AN EMOTIONAL TIME

Oh god it's done.

The fact that Cas has died before... and Dean's always like super upset but he was never that upset y'know. He was never like that. Fucking gay oh my god.

Right it's over. That was the worst episode of TV ever made I'm going to watch the scene again because fuck you.

[transsexualhamlet]

Sherlock Holmes Reactions As A Flaming Homosexual (part 5 lmao)

Again I will be putting this shit under the cut because it's gonna be So Long and also fair warning for sherlock is in fact a raging drug addict and I have a lot of yknow parts that talk about that so tread with caution but hi i am once again yelling. keep in mind i am deliriously ill while writing this one but i think i sound. just about as insane as usual. maybe it's a bit less organized tho lol

OK FIRST I WILL STATE IT SOMEHOW DID NOT COME TO MY ATTENTION FIRST READING SIGN OF FOUR THAT WATSON APPARENTLY F U C K S

like i think it's so funny that most people will look at those two and definitely think it's the other way around but no. sherlocks a virgin and watson has had sex with every woman ever and probably not limited to women

and another thing I somehow missed the first time around in sign of four. sherlock sherlock please honey this is serious get help

TH

THREE TIMES A GODDAMN DAY???? SHERLOCK I AM BEGGING YOU TO STOP HOW IS THIS MAN ALIVE

Funniest thing is that watson tells him to stop and hes like Watson i Only do drugs when the Newspaper is boring

is the newspaper boring three times a day sherlock. is it really

And at the same time sherlock checks the paper like a goddamn phone notification he'll just run out and get the latest version to see if anything's changed just like on the hour. Wow that man is not neurotypical.

poor watson tbh

why are these men just batshit fucking insane I love them

So yeah back to some random funny bits i got from reading a ton of the short stories

Ok i must say it's quite funny just my experience being either reading something about sherlock and watson and going awww they're in love or just violently yelling S H E R L O C K

Cause i was like reading a bit where watson was talking about how he was on a nice little walk with sherlock, you know, the kind of walk where no one talks but it's really comfortable and you know only people who know each other Very Intimately like him and sherlock are that well together and i was just like aww

And then three seconds later I'm laughing my ass off about "how did you know my name" "IT WAS ON YOUR HAT"

SDHFDHHDFHFDS AND ALSO THAT TIME WHEN SHERLOCK JUST COMPLETELY GODDAMN MISREAD A SITUATION AND MADE UP THIS CONSPIRACY ABOUT LIKE A SECRET HUSBAND WHOS DEATH HAD BEEN FAKED AND THEN IT WAS JUST OH NO MY KID'S BLACK WHATEVER SHALL I DO

AND BECAUSE HE WAS SO EMBARASSED ABOUT IT HES LIKE WATSON IF I EVER MAKE UP SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE THAT AGAIN FEEL FREE TO CALL ME A FUCKING IDIOT and wow thats the most humble thing hes ever done

And then he starts saying shit like "i hope your marriage doesn't change anything between us" like damn shawty what is that supposed to mean /homosexual

I also love how bc watson is the only one writing it when sherlock is talking about something that happened to him in the past with quotes and stuff there's just like seven fucking quotation marks around each other im dying

SGBDFSNNDSGNSFNFDSDFS I THOUGHT THE SHOOTING THE WALL THING WAS A YUUMORI SPECIFIC THING NO HE JUST DOES IT FOR FUN AND NOT JUST ONCE LIKE HE MAKES ART OUT OF THE FUCKING BULLET HOLES HE WAS MAKING BULLET HOLE ART OF QUEEN VICTORIA PLEASE IM CRYING AND HUDSON WAS LIKE STOP??? SHOOTING THE WALL??? AND HES LIKE SHAWTY IM ALMOST DONE CALM DOWN

And when they make him clean his goddamn room im losing my mind why does he keep random shit from his old cases "in case it comes in handy" and "to remember that time i solved that thing" i am going to throw marie kondo at you

BASFBGHDFSHGFHFSDHHDSFDS IM NOT EVEN SURPRISED THIS HAPPENED BUT ITS SO FUNNY WHEN HE JUST GOT SO HYPERFIXATED ON A CASE THAT HE JUST FUCKING. WORKED ON IT 15 HRS A DAY FOR TWO MONTHS AND THEN GOT SO EXHAUSTED AND SICK THAT WATSON HAD TO TAKE CARE OF HIM AND TAKE HIM TO THE SEASIDE TO GET BETTER LIKE HE GOT VICTORIAN WOMAN DISEASE AND SOMEONE IMMEDIATELY FUCKING GOT MURDERED RIGHT NEXT DOOR AND WATSONS JUST LIKE. HHHHHHHHHHH FINE I SUPPOSE YOU JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF AGAIN ALL THIS IS FOR NOTHING IM TRYING SO GODDAMN HARD

I feel so bad for him, hes just trying so hard to keep this idiot alive and it is Not Working

Ok so like this is something Im still absolutely reeling over because it's like. it doesn't even seem real to me but the fact that Sherlock has multiple times just like gone to watson's house in the middle of the night, climbed up his goddamn wall and into his window, been like "you better not be busy" and started Talking

Like. Man's in his nightgown and just sees this fucker climbing in the window like "WATSON WATSON YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND" and not just that. he's like "I only came in because you don't fucking sleep with your wife and it appears that you don't have any men in here either so I thought it was ok" LIKE ONE, WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN SHERLOCK WHY WOULD HE HAVE OTHER MEN IN HIS BEDROOM SEHGIHO:EWOHO:GHE BUT TWO, WHYYY ARE THEY GAY

He didn't even fucking ask or say he was gonna do that no watson just has no clue when hes gonna show up and start remarking upon watson's appearance what even. homosexuals

Sherlock honestly just baffles me sometimes.

Oh, also, I read the one with Mycroft in it, and wow, is the man just as boring as he is in yuumori. That's just hilarious that sherlock is this absolutely insane man and then in contrast his older brother Pays Money to Sit In A Completely Silent Room and Read The Paper

It's so funny how he's like. Straight up even smarter than sherlock but no one gives a shit about him because he just. Is so fucking boring and antisocial

Like, we don't know anything about Sherlock's childhood but like. Part of me wants to think that it must have been absolutely insane and then Mycroft's rebellious stage was to just be fucking boring. Like. I would believe that. Just imagine that

I am going to make the final problem stuff its own post just cause I went absolutely insane over it but yea this was certainly an experience

[karasuno-writings]

Can you do FLUFF headcanon for big boobed s/o (like an e cup) with tsukishima , kuroo and yamaguchi with a slight mention of her being selfconsious about it like once in a blue moon because people sometimes stare but other than that how the boyswoukd react and the boys thoughts about their s/o having big boobs this is a weird request but your writing is so comprehensive and good I want to see what you write khvkh alsoo I'm glad you are back😔💜

Sure thing!!! Thank you so much for the request!!! So ofc I’ll do it it is not weaird do not worry!! And thanks I’m glad to be back too!! Ahhh thanks for complimenting my writing I really appreciate it :3 

Prompt: Fluff bigged boobed s/o headcanons 

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Tsukishima Kei 

He didn’t even think anything of it at first, he just didn’t like care? He didn’t even give it a second thought, I mean he loved you and that was what mattered.

But as time went by and he was more affectionate as he opened up he just...huh

Soft, he just couldn’t help but think how soft they were 

Blushed when he was hugging you and just felt your boobs pressed against him, that is probably why the hug was a few seconds too long but he’d rather die than have you notice 

When it is just the tow of you alone he likes to take his glasses off and rest his head a bit and if you have been dating for a while then he is 100% comfortable with you so he will just use them as pillows?? Like he sure does hope he is nor hurting you but he just likes leaning on them and listening to your heartbeat

When you are at that point in the relationship where the two of you sleep together, one night he was wrapping his arm around you and he just ended up holding you by accident, but he got used to it so if you don’t point anything out he will keep on grabbing to you.

Contrary to popular belief this boy will go help you get some cute bras if you ask him to, won’t be opinionated at all but will def buy the one you loved. Very patient and will carry your bags.

“Don’t be silly, you look just fine” Is his first answer 

“Y/N, you really are beautiful” If he sees you still feel self conscious, he will notice and immediately makes you look at him, holding your hands “Don’t let those idiots make you feel bad about yourself, those idiots don’t know what they are saying”

Blushes as he is walking away “Plus I think they look good on you”

The second he sees a guy staring at you he just gets all irritated, and sure as hell he will get scary 

“Lost something?” “Some people are just distasteful, don’t you think Y/N?” Wraps an arm around you, almost like shielding you. 

Whenever you stare at yourself in the mirror wraps his arms around you from behind and kisses you, taking your thoughts to how much he loves you. 

Kuroo Tetsuro 

Boy is such a gentleman not once did a thought about your boobs cross his mind before the two started going out TBH 

Well maybe that one time the two of you went on a date and the dress you were wearing made you look absolutely stunning, he almost choked, save him

Really does like how they look on you tho, blushes every time

One day he just hugged you from behind and his arms wrapped just bellow them, he just felt how much they weighted and he just ??? and before letting go he just cupped them, just holding them you know? 

“Um...Tetsuro?” As soon as you say his name he jumps backwards and blushes like crazy, feels a little bad “Sorry kitten!” “No no...I don’t mind at all” 

He loves just sitting on the floor while watching movies and having you sit in front of him between his legs, his arms are usually pressed against the floor or loosely around you, but one day you grab his hands and lead them to cup your boobs and he just “. . .”  and smiles before leaning against your back and placing his head on your shoulder, his hands where you left them 

It is kind of a habit now, he does it absentmindedly when the two of you watch movies

When you are wearing low necked shirts he liked giving you soft kisses, he starts on you forehead, then your cheeks all the way to where your skin stops showing. 

When you mention your insecurities he just goes all soft, like he just hugs you close and sways you 

“Kitten I love you, but you should love yourself too...You are absolutely stunning” 

Will compliment you A LOT, sometimes he just glides his hands down your figure while telling you sweet nothings about you 

The moment he sees a guy staring at you the nice guy is gone, he puffs out his chest “What are you looking at?” he says it so crudely, while pulling you towards him by your waist it is so intimidating (Boy is dying inside but he’d be damned if he doesn’t do anything about it) 

Yamaguchi Tadashi

Oh Boi, one look at you and he is a mess, his cheeks are red, he is dumbfounded 

He really really loves your figure and he finds you rather attractive but you were wearing a V neck one day and the boy was all anxious like he didn’t want to be disrespectful, what if you thought he was staring? 

One day, you were already dating, but one day the poor boy tripped and got his face full of boobs and he just blushed madly and apologised so much, you found it endearing really, but right there he noticed how much he actually liked your boobs tbh 

At first he is a little awkward but once the two of you open up he is more confident, specially since he know you so well and you know him now too. 

Once you are dating he stares at you but not in like a dirty way at all, and not directly to your boobs, just at you, and he looks so lovestruck. When you look at him the boy keeps staring at you but now he is smiling knowingly “Yeah princess?”. Might even send you a little kiss before laughing adorably. 

He hears you complain about how you never find cute bras because of your size, so once he knows what size you wear he buys you every cute bra he comes across, he is always red in the face when doing so because the ladies at the store are just trying to help him, he gets so embarrassed. 

Have you seen how this baby sleeps? Betcha he will hug you like that, he loves spooning you and he likes tucking his hands right under your boobs.

Likes laying between you legs and resting his head on your chest, it is soft and perfect for a little chat.

When you tell him about your insecurity he just looks at you with so much love on his eyes “But you are so perfect love...you know? You really are so gorgeous, I can’t believe I was so lucky as to have you.”

Will tell you you look great when you are rocking any outfit, he is just so proud so he will just have this smile “Looking pretty great!” 

If someone dares look at you he will just hold your hand tight and pull you close, if it was only someone passing by he will just look at them annoyed not wanting to call any more attention towards you, but if it is someone you are holding a conversation with he will interfere and just pull you away “Don’t be such a creep” 

[inessencedevided]

The Untamed, episode 50 - watching notes (part 1)

It's the last episode and I'm not prepared, guys. I don't want this to end 😢

And I HAVE NO IDEA IF WHAT I JUST SAW MAKES ANY SENSE??

Okay, deep breath and press play ...

Oh god

I'm so confused

Xichen 💔

DID HE MOVE?

He didn't right?

Btw, is jgy dying or isn't he?

Gotta give it to jgy, he's got some wild pain tolerance

WTF? HUAISANG????

Is this a diversion by jgy or AM I REALLY SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THIS?

Okay ... hokay

There's a lot, and I mean A LOT to unpack in that speech of jgy's

Tbh, he just lost a lost of sympathy I previously had for him

I GET that he's right to say that lan Xichen has no idea what it's like in his position

And I 100% believe him when he says that he cares for lxc and tried not to harm him directly (though the harm he did to him indirectly is significant but whatever)

But he has no right to claim that Lan Xichen did not care for him

Like ... what show has this guy been watching???

And blaming him for not giving him ANOTHER CHANCE??? 🤨🤨🤨

And frankly, we already knew jgy was vindictive, but that he would use this situation to torment lan Xichen is just cruel 😠

Huh boy

😳

The fuck???

Oh my god he's breaking the seal

I TOLD YOU THAT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA, WWX!!!

Now ...

Hugh

Boy

Okay, pressed pause for a second because I have to die my tears and take a breather

And ... hughn

I can't even use emojis because I'm feeling so much at once ...

My first thought when he said "die with me" was "this is opposite wangxian. Wwx let go on that cliff when it was clear that they'd both fall down if he held on. And I thought, yeah, this is the opposite

And then he went and ... pushed him away

As if he changed his mind in a split second

That might just have been his first truly selfless act

I went back and watched it again and it's this, right?

This second, where lxc looks like he WILL STAY

And then jgy looks like he's happy because just knowing that he WOULD is enough

And

Then he pushes

I'm breathless guys

And kan Xichen IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING still looks so heartbroken when jgy pushes him away 😭😭😭

What even is jgy's plan now???

Does he just want to kill himself in the most dramatic way possible???

By tearing the goddamn temple down??

Oh Jin Ling 😥

Shit, he's sect leader now ...

Xichen looks like a man whose entire world has just crumbled 😥💔

I'm still so confused about Huaisang. Did I see something wrong?

Look at Jin Ling. He looks like a little puppy 😭😭😭

And that little smile between the brothers :')

Oooooohhhhh

The last cut!!!!

It's done!

Oh I'm crying guys 😭😭😭

The Juniors!

Sprinting and calling out for lwj and wwx while lan Qiren shouts "NO SPRINTING!" and they couldn't give less of a fuck, while they flock around them and

I'm crying but I'm smiling and I'm feeling so much at once 😭

Ouyang Zizhen, my baby 😭😭😭

No no

Is this .. is this how Jiang cheng leaves this show?

No

I'm sobbing

Oh no. Is that little jgy? Us that why he always wore a hat? Great now I'm having feelings about HIM again!! 😭😭

Okay, no there's Jiang Cheng

Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji just LEFT??

Oh my god

You can't imagine the sound I just made when Jiang chebg raised his hand to hit Jin ling AND THEN SHIJIES THEME STARTED TO PLAY AND HE STOPPED

I'm sobbing

I'm honest to god sobbing

Good food you Jin Ling that you don't let it rest

What..

No

No

No

Nononono

He didn't

No

HW GOT CAUGHT BECAUSE HE DISTRACTED THE GUARDS FROM WEI WUXIAN

I'm not okay guys 😭

No ...

There's just 20 minutes left, they won't speak about this, will they??

Oh no

CAN THESE CHARACTERS EVER TALK ABOUT THEIR GODDAMN FEELINGS!!!

These self-sacrificing idiots 😭😭😭

Huh ... okay ... short break. Need to drink some water

Okay, pressing okay again

Oh this is balm for my soul :')

Wangxian playing softly in the background

Lol. What do two dads have to do to get some goddamn alone time once in a while? 😂

Ohhh

Is this it?

Yesyesyestes

I don't have words

I'm sobbing guys and

Look at his face when he realises

Look at it!! 😭😭😭

Just ... the relieve ... the sheer WONDER!!!

I want to hug wwx so badly and just tell him look it wasn't all for nothing! You saved your son!! 😭😭😭

You and your soulmate, you both saved him! 😭

I needed to split this post due to tumblrs 10 pictures per post limit. Click here for part 2! :)

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reb i'm so happy to see you posting things again omg! and congrats on 300!!! 🐝 + and my patronus is a dolphin according to pottermore which i kind of get?? but i always thought i'd be more like a dog or bird of some sort

emily!!! it’s so good to see you again 💕💕 and thank you so much!!

tbh you know a lot of my dolphin patronus friends got a dog as like, a secondary patronus or something?? like legit one of my friends retook the pottermore quiz and he got a basset hound

ancestry: human | demigod | god | mythic creature | force of naturevices: pride | greed | lust | envy | gluttony | wrath | slothvirtues: prudence | justice | temperance | courage | faith | hope | charitystone: larimarplant: dogwoodcharacter sketch: you used to live a simple life. you had a schedule - you woke up, ate breakfast, went to school, ate lunch, came back home, watched tv and surfed the internet until the light of your computer was the only light left in the room, ate dinner, surfed the internet some more, and then went to bed. it was organised, manageable, and neat. it was a nice life. you had enjoyed it, until a motherfucking broadsword fell through your roof and impaled itself upon your television. deadass. a medieval broadsword, in 2k17. your tv actually flickered back to life for a moment (always a dependable one, that one), with some weird lady appearing on it, saying ‘hey, so you’re the new chosen one, here’s your sword, other stuff will follow, good luck’. and then your tv went back to being dead. what. the. fuck. just happened. you’re a grad student, you don’t have time to go save the world like some reincarnated king arthur shit, you have a degree to earn. ho boy. that degree. … actually, wait. kicking evil ass, rescuing damsels and dudes in distress, and being that king arthur shit was all you ever wanted as a kid, before being an english student in the twenty-first century killed your soul. ‘well, fuck me,’ you said as you look at the sword sticking out of your expired tv. ‘won’t i need some fucking armour.’ there was an ugly clanging sound and then a suit of armour fell from that hole in your roof onto your dead tv, onto your new broadsword (or old, it’s kind of impossible to tell). you walk over and pick that shit up, and put it over your sweater and jeans. then you pull that sword out of your beloved tv (rip). you feel its power crackle between your fingers. or maybe that’s just electricity from your dying tv. either way, it’s badass. you sort of vaguely wonder, ‘okay, what now,’ and then something blasts off more of your roof, and the next thing you know some mage has landed in your living room. not on the tv this time, to his credit. you look at the gigantic hole in your ceiling. ‘i’ll be calling the contractor about this. you’re going to pay for this to be fixed.’ you sigh and pick up your phone. ‘why can’t you just use the door like a normal person.’ ‘our people do not use doors,’ said the mage, and you suddenly have flashbacks to the mummy returns (dir. stephen sommers, 2001) (iconic film btw). your phone suddenly glows purple and flies out of your hand, and goddamn gets smaSHED against the WALL. you are so CLOSE to losing it this morning. you glare at the intruder. he waves his hands at you like an idiot. ‘well, fight me!’ he says. ‘you fucker, you bet i’m going to beat the shit out of your ass.’ you find yourself remembering how awesome evy the librarian was in the mummy returns, and channelling her kickass vibes. your first nemesis (you guess) blasts you with an orange spell, and you deflect it with your sword. he snarls and fires a green one, which you deflect again, and it burns a hole in your couch. oh, you are so pissed right now. dumbass comes at you with a white one, but you hold your sword just so that it bounces off into his chest, and he vaporises like some scott pilgrim (dir. edgar wright, 2010) shit, but without cool video game tokens. how the fuck are you going to pay for your roof, your tv, your phone, and your fucking sofa, then?? a letter flutters through your fucking broken ceiling (what the FUCK, people). you rip open it and it contains a handwritten note that reads ‘hey sorry about that, p.s. you are the saviour of the world now’ and a motherfucking form to apply for an invoice for damages. god, you hate paperwork. but whatever, you’ll take it. you actually end up having to do a lot of this sort of paperwork, now that the medieval-knights-saving-the-world shit takes place in the horribly form-reliant twenty-first century. but saving the world definitely has its perks. it’s a good workout for one, kicking ass, and you’ve gotten pretty good at using that sword. you were able to drive off the next godzilla attack on boston harbour using that sword; now godzilla respects your authority and won’t bother you again. the tv lady turns out to actually be merlin (who knew merlin was a woman?? sweet), and she teaches you some sweet spells, like how to open a portal to a ghost world and all; except you ‘accidentally’ let some ghost-animals ‘swim out’ of the portal and ‘become’ your battle partners … your friendly animal-y knights of the round (kitchen) table, hehe (okay, you lied, you summoned them to be your familiars - you can have more than one! - but they were so cute!!). also saving the world is nice, because 1. everyone still lives, including lin-manuel miranda, and 2. damsels and dudes in distress are so grateful, and many have become your friends, including lin-manuel miranda (you talk about how male and white mainstream interpretation of arthurian legend is, and form a pact to write a book to call out fuckboy professors about this and do an all-female poc folk musical adaptation of tristan and isolde. it’s lit). you still have to go to school and complete that degree, though. you want it, even though a mysterious council of hero-supporters are pretty much covering all your expenses in return for saving the world so many times. just have to be both brains and brawns. anyway, life’s been even more stressful, now you’re balancing being both king-arthur-born-again and a grad student, but adventure is sick and you’re really good at doing both those jobs. and although you still long for those old, simple days of eating cereal whilst watching brooklyn nine nine, you love fighting the good fight, and you wouldn’t give it up for the world. … okay, you spoke too soon. if a full 8 hours of sleep was on the table, you’d probably seriously consider it.favours: horus, bake-kujiramisfortune: icarussong: greek tragedy by the wombats

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Crying!Adam Comforting!Blake - Shevine

Summery: When the interviewer starts questioning about him being a womaniser he just shrugs. But then everyone starts to believe it. Everything goes downhill from there...

-

Adam was standing on a red carpet when it all begun. It was a normal day for him really and everything was going well, the interviewers had great attitudes and everyone was friendly and caring – But he hadn't known he was hanging out with a lot more girls than guys. Although, he was a closeted gay man everyone still thought he was connected to woman in a weird way. Now here he was, standing with a woman who would tell him the worst question and ruin his whole career.

“Hello Adam,” She said casually as if nothing bad was going to happen and what she didn't know was it was going to affect him THAT badly.

“Hi,” he muttered back.

“So, I've heard your the womaniser in your band or you just are a womaniser overall.. Can we confirm this as true?”

Adam stopped the tracks in his brain and looked at the woman with a full hatred before shrugging and walking away from her. He never gave an answer so they shouldn't properly put it on the News. He just wished everyone was still shipping shevine. He only loved him.

The next day he came up to a Twitter to post about his new Album that was upcoming. But when he did the comments were just about him and... the last interview he had? Sniffling as tears began slowly filling his eyes he wiped them as he read them, coming to terms that nobody would ever like him again.

'knew he was like this anyway'

'such a loserrrrr'

'womaniser i hate u'

'rlly? wht type of human r u?'

'die'

'nobody loves you'

'slut'

'whore'

'idiot'

'gross'

'kill yourself'

'quit Maroon 5'

'you don't deserve anything! DIE!'

Adam was now crying. Silent sobs escaping his mouth and the tears rolling down his cheeks as he watched Twitter blow up with more hate comments, one after one they all came and went with more to come afterwards and he couldn't believe it. How could one interview change his whole life – Funny, cheeky and carefree, ADHD Adam to Sad, lonely and wanting to die in the moment Adam.

Then what he received next was the worst part. All of his bandmates and manager was forcing him to ... to quit the band. As he sobs began to become un-silent. He remembered why this was happening to him. The media.

Bandmate 1- 'adam u know .. just quit the band as soon as possible .. k, thnx'

Bandmate 2- 'bye to the band'

Bandmate 3- 'cant believe u are using woman man ... didn't even deny it .'

Bandmate 4- 'get out and don't return.'

Bandmate 5- 'better off without you in this band tbh.'

Bandmate 6- 'maroon 5 will be good now haha'

Bandmate 7- 'really dude? Wow..'

Manager - 'you're out'

Adam crawled away from his phone as if it was a monster and dropped onto the floor. He only managed to get under the table when he bursted out in full sobs. He again just reached out for his phone when it binged hoping it to be anyone but The Media. Except it was.

Newspaper - 'Adam Levine Using WOMAN?'

The Sun - 'Adam Levine A Womaniser?'

Daily Mail - 'Adam Levine Doesn't Deny Rumours Being A Womaniser'

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

Adam Levine.

He watched as all these newspapers and comments and much heart filled paragraphs were full of why he was that womaniser. He was never. The only woman he had married and divorced was Behati. And yes, maybe he did hang out with more woman this year but it was as a friend. He couldn't date that MANY.

Soon enough, the tears were endless and no matter how many times he tried to get them away they kept coming. This time his phone binged and binged and he saw his friends and boyfriend from The Voice messaging him desperately.

Shakira - 'omg adam don't look at Twitter please'

Usher - 'man you probably looked at Twitter need to talk 'bout it ?'

Pharrell Williams - 'i am so sorry'

Christina Aguilera - 'are you okay?'

CeeLo Green - 'do you want to talk about anything honestly?'

Gwen Stefani - 'please talk to us. we don't if you're dealing with this or struggling. At least talk to Blake. He's freaking the hell out over here at work, he had to cancel practice with his team.'

Miley Cyrus - 'look, I don't know what the hell is happening on Twitter currently but you need to tell us or anyone. I haven't been on yet so... come to the voice and we'll discuss and make it pass over?'

Alicia Keys - 'gosh. I hate some twitter people. Not you.'

Blake Shelton - 'Adam, I heard what happened and the whole of social media is blowing up. I'm coming over pretty soon.'

Blake Shelton - 'just to talk to me dude, what the heck happened? I just wanna help'

Adam Levine - 'come quick'

That was the only reply he sent to Blake and his breathing was getting slower and slower till he felt like he was dying.

BING.

Blake Shelton - 'ok dude coming'

-

Blake was on a rush. He didn't know what was happening but that 'come quick' text sent him into a terrifying frenzy. His car battled through other cars and he was glad LA was a bit more relaxed than usual. He reached Adams house and knocked on the door. He mentally slapped himself for doing that and just walked in. He saw his boyfriend immediately under the table with his phone smashed. He walked over to him and pulled him into a hug, placing him onto who his lap. Hearing Adam crying was the most heartbreaking thing in the world.

“Adam, Adam, look at me.” Blake told him firmly and when he didn't he lifted his chin and saw his eyes were red, puffy and tears were gradually building up again and so he wiped them away. “What happened?”

“I-I-I d-don't know! I- I thought it would be easier to not say anything, just ignore it... l-look w-w-where that g-got me.” He chuckled bitterly.

“Okay, but this isn't your fault. What did they tell you?” Blake asked while wrapped his arms around Adams waist so he could comfort him more.

“T-told me I s-should die and-and that I-I-I am a s-s-slut and whore, but I'm not.. I promise. They were friends.. oh god, what will my parents think?”

Just as he had weakly said those words two more bings sounded on his phone and he read them, soon a gentle smile formed on his face.

Mum - 'Blake told me what happened, dear. Hate the media but you'll always be my star x'

Dad - 'Son, I will make these people pay. Rise up again'

Blake looked at the phone and smiled and then up at Adam who hugged him as tightly as he could.

-

The next day they were going to rumours and reports were being made.

News Channel - 'Interviewer sued and arrested for fake obligation towards lead singer Adam Levine.'

@adamlevine - 'Guys, they were my female friends. I am a gay man and proud.'

@blakeshelton - '@adamlevine and I'm loving you...'

Comments swirled in like crazy and apologies and big 'I'm so sorry's' were coming in and he couldn't feel happier. There was probably only one 'faggot' comment but it didn't matter. He had Blake. He didn't care.

They were OK.