#Tanjiro!yuu

[twisted-dork]

Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Child au Incorrect quotes #2 Jail

Lilia trying to call giyuu after an incident with baby dragon Malleus

Lilia: come on pick up pick up

*Giyuu!Yuu picks up the phone wondering where Lilia is*: Lil wher—

Lilia: Hi!!! I love you so much!!

Lilia: Can I have $2500?

*Giyuu!Yuu holding Tanjiro!Yuu while on the phone*: NO??

Giyuu!Yuu: Why on earth do you need 2500 dollars?

Lilia: Oh, you know…

Lilia: for an escape room..

*Giyuu!Yuu puts Tanjiro!Yuu down on their bed*: You’re joking right?….

Giyuu!Yuu: WHAT KIND OF ESCAPE ROOM COST 2500 DOLLARS!?

Lilia: …prison.

*Giyuu!Yuu deadpans*: I’ll be there in 10

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Lilia waiting in prison taking the blame for Malleus burning a forest down: Love you

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

ROAD TO FICTIONAL WRESTLEMANIA

TEAM KARASUNO IMPLODES!

In the aftermath of last week’s encounter with Team Demon Slayer, Tobio Kageyama is furious with Team Karasuno. Not only did they not support him when he attacked Nezuko, they were easily dismantled by Team Demon Slayer. Tobio’s not the only one who’s angry; Shoyo Hinata is pissed that Kageyama attacked Nezuko and dragged all of Karasuno into his feud with Tanjiro Kamado. Despite being a face/heroic stable, Karasuno is now being booed by the ABW crowd due to Kageyama’s actions.

Kageyama is in the ring demanding Karasuno’s loyalty, that they’ll back him up in his war with Tanjiro and Team Demon Slayer. Asahi, Nishinoya, Tsukishima, Tanaka, and Daichi are in the ring with him, uncomfortable at how bad things have gotten. Before Karasuno can give Kageyama an answer, Shoyo Hinata’s entrance music starts playing. The crowd cheers as Hinata walks down the ramp, still angry at Kageyama.

Shoyo Hinata: “WHY DID YOU ATTACK NEZUKO! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO THIS TEAM! THE CROWD HATES US NOW! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!”

Security arrives to hold Hinata back to prevent a brawl from breaking out. Kageyama, who is also angrily shouting at Hinata, is being held back by Team Karasuno. That’s when…it happens.

In an angry fit of rage, Kageyama shoves Team Karasuno away, which leads to him elbowing [BLANK] in the face on accident. [BLANK] then retaliates by punching Kageyama. Kageyama, shocked by what happened, storms out of the arena. Is this the beginning of the end of Team Karasuno as a wrestling stable?

[bestest-artists-bracket]

Here is the next bracket, which will start this Friday.

Purest Bean Bracket!

Competitor List, in order they appear

Aoyagi Touya (Hatsune Miku: Project SEKAI; Colorful Stage)

Wakamatsu Hirotaka (Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun)

Fubuki Shirou (Inazuma Eleven)

Tadano Hitohito (Komi-san wa Comyushou desu.)

Kageyama Shigeo (Mob Psycho 100)

Todoroki Shoto (Boku no Hero Academia)

Miyazawa Kenji (Bungo Stray Dogs)

Seto Kousuke (Mekakucity Actors)

Sendou Aichi (Cardfight!! Vanguard)

Natsume Takashi (Natsume Yuujinchou)

Kamado Tanjiro (Kimetsu no Yaiba)

Izumi Yuu (Kawaii dake janai Shikimori-san)

Shin-Ah (Akatsuki no Yona)

Itadori Yuji (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Alphonse Elric (Hagane no Renkinjutsushi)

Allister (Pokémon: Sword and Shield)

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[illubean]

Imagine being his loving wife who loves to cook for him

and one day he pisses you off somehow and so what do you decide to do? cook his favorite dish of course

with an ungodly amount of salt

Your husband absolutely loves your cooking, so when he returned home from work to smell the warm scent of his favorite meal all of his troubles washed away.

You greeted him as sweetly and lovingly as you do every day, leading him to the dinner table and serving him his meal. You were beaming, seemingly excited for him to dig in.

And upon the first bite, he had to fight the urge to scrunch his face in both surprise and disgust. Not wanting to hurt your feelings, he gave you a shaky thumbs up with a simple "It's...really good."

Feigning ignorance, you asked him "What's wrong? Does it taste okay? You don't have to lie to me y'know, I can take it!"

"Well...it's a little salty."

He immediately started to panic at the sight of your eyes welling up with tears, immediately regretting his decision. How could he say that to you? You're perfect and he's such an awful husband for making you cry.

He frantically tries to calm you down, finishing the rest of his food in one go as a way to prove to you how much he enjoyed it (newsflash: he didn't).

"Please don't cry! Look, I finished it see? Mmmm, so good, thank you for the meal!"

Almost as quickly as you started, your cries stopped and turned into a sinister chuckle.

"I know it was bad, I did that on purpose. Next time don't piss me off, yeah?"

He stared dumfounded as you walked away, trying to recall what he did. Whatever it was, he had to make sure he'd never do it again.

NISHINOYA YUU, Daichi Sawamura, Joseph Joestar, Josuke Higashkata (like father like son amirite), GIYUU TOMIOKA, Obanai Iguro, Zenitsu Agatsuma, Tanjiro Kamado, Yuuta Okkotsu, Takuma Ino and ur favs

haha tried something new today >.<

[tshihiro]

"Neeee.. give me a 5 letter word that begins with "Su" and ends with "Ki" " He says, looking down at you, laying on his lap.

"For what..?" You ask groggily, hand shielding your eyes from the sunlight as you look up at your boyfriend.

"Just because!"

"Let me think... 炊飯器 [ suihanki ] ?"

You feel his torso shake as laughter erupted from your lover. "A rice cooker? Seriously?! Pfhahahahahah!"

"You didn't mention any theme for the word!" You sit up and shuffle through the grass to face him, who kept laughing at what he'd asked for.

"Alright, alright.." He clutched his chest as he settled down.

"4 letters." "Hold on.."

You look at the ground, thoughts retracing to s restaurant you passed by on the way, a drawing of a hot pot meal in the nabemono style on the chalkboard with the large writing of their specialty.

You snap your fingers. "すき焼き [ sukiyaki ] !"

"Hungry are we?"

"Shut it."

"Let me guess, 3 letters?"

"Ding! Ding! Ding! Bingo!"

"Let's see.. 3 letters.." "素敵.. [ suteki ] ?"

"Hm.. Lovely, just like you"

"Cheesy." You tease, unimpressed with his attempt to flirt.

"Now 2!" He seemed persistent, as if he had a goal to achieve from this.

"...好き [ suki ] ?" You look at him with confusion as he cradled your cheek with his hand and joined your lips with his, into a soft kiss.

"I like you too."

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Kaminari Denki, Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryūnosuke, Sugawara Kōshi, Tōru Oikawa, Marius Von Hagen, Luke Pearce, Mammon, Arataki Itto, Shikanoin Heizou, Venti, Tartaglia, Xingqiu, Tanjiro Kamado, Hanako, Choji Tomiyama, Suo Hayato

[six-eyed-samurai]

Not spoilers for a potential part two of this, but I'm just saying~~~

Imagine being an unsuspecting Tanjiro going after Giyuu to convince him that's he's worthy of being a Hashira, help out with the training, et cetera only to arrive at the Water Estate and see Giyuu sitting outside by the fence with the most kicked puppy expression and a small red bump on his head.

"...Tomioka-san, why are you out here?"

"(y/n) whacked me with her frying pan and told me not to come back in until I apologized for apparently acting like a jerk at the meeting...I don't get what I did wrong."

Then Tanjiro being Tanjiro gives Giyuu the canon pep talk and when Giyuu confidently walks back into his house to see you and your son, you reluctantly (lies, you could never reject him, not when he looked that cute and hopeful) accept his apology and he happily takes his kid to coo and blow raspberries at, much to a delighted Tanjiro's wonder at seeing his idol be so open.

"By the way, Yuu-kun, do you know who sat on my flowers? I've been trying to grow them by the fence and when I went to go check on them they were absolutely flattened," you remarked crossly, stirring the contents of the pot waaay too aggressively, proceeding to bang down a pan before noticing a certain mess and gasping.

"When I find out who they are - ooh, no, nope, don't drool on daddy, baby." The Water Pillar had never been so happy about liquid...even if it was the saliva dribbling from his son's mouth (hey, it saved him from having to come up with something to his empty threat).

Giyuu pretended to be just as invested in attending to your giggling child and Tanjiro wisely decided not to say anything.

[kozmicmizuu]

rengiyuu ft. their kids

they are the designated kamaboko squad babysitters (much to Giyuu’s dismay)

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kyo: cmon giyuu!! we gotta pick up the young ones!!”

yuu: *sigh*… do i have to come..? i am too tired for this.

kyo: yes, you do! the young shinazugawa seems to like you

yuu: genya??… fine, i’ll come

kyo: yay :)

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now for some genya and giyuu bonding time because i love them so much

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genya: um- mr. tomioka?? how is.. sanemi doing?

giyuu: hm? he’s doing great, don’t worry about him.. now, let’s get you some food- i can tell you’re hungry..”

genya, feeling like he has an older sibling again: *sniff*… you don’t have to..

giyuu: well, i’m gonna do it so deal with it.

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giyuu: i’m too old for this rengoku… I can’t be a father at 21..

kyojuro. what? you’re not a father??

giyuu, pointing at the kamaboku squad: WHAT IS THIS THEN??

kyojuro: oh! you need a co parent??

giyuu: … sure, you can help

kyojuro: yay!! i’m a father :)

giyuu: yeah.. you sure are

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tanjiro: you guys, we need a parental figure for this mission! we can’t enter that place!

zenitsu: and where are we going to find someone like that??

giyuu: yo

kyojuro: evening young ones!!

inosuke: TWO BIG BROTHERS?!?!

zenitsu: i guess that works…

tanjiro: :)

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i love them sm

[bones4thecats]

Concept Pieces List

This is my Concept Pieces List. Here, you can find every little idea of a piece of work I have thought of. There is no guarantee that each of these get made, like, as the title states, their concepts. Regardless, if you are looking for something different, head to my Request Form and go from there!

✿ Panic! S/O ~ Trey Clover, Cater Diamond, Jack Howl, and Idia Shroud ✿ Enemy's Sibling! S/O ~ Leona Kingscholar, Azul Ashengrotto, Vil Schoenheit, and Malleus Draconia ✿ Sibling! Reader ~ Deuce Spade, Jade + Floyd Leech, and Silver Vanrouge ✿ Professor's Relative! Reader ~ Dire Crowley, Divus Crewel, Ashton Vargas, and Sam ✿ Being a parents w/ S/O ~ Lilia Vanrouge, Mozus Trein, Baul Zigvolt, and Kifaji ✿ Knight! S/O ~ Riddle Rosehearts, Ruggie Bucchi, Jamil Viper, and Sebek Zigvolt ✿ Parental Figure! Reader ~ Kalim Al-Asim, Yuu + Grim, and Ortho Shroud ✿ Yuu's Sibling! S/O ~ Neige LeBlanche, Che'nya, Rollo Flamme, and Najma Viper

✿ Spiderman! S/O ~ Heracles, Brunhilde, Soji Okita, and Simo Häyhä ✿ Rodan! S/O ~ Susano'o no Mikoto, Thor, Loki, and Ares ✿ Human-turned-God! S/O ~ Beelzebub, Buddha, Hajun, and Shiva ✿ Perseus! Reader ~ Zeus, Apollo, Hades, and Hermes ✿ Mordred! S/O ~ Adamas, Ares, Aphrodite, and Anubis ✿ Mother Nature! Reader ~ Odin, Jataka, and Adam + Eve ✿ God-Friend! Reader ~ Lü Bu, Kojiro Sasaki, Qin Shi Huang, and Leonidas

✿ Kamado-Sibling! S/O ~ Giyuu Tomioka, Sanemi Shinazugawa, Mitsuri Kanroji, and Kyojuro Rengoku ✿ S/O sacrifices themselves ~ Gyomei Himejima, Tengen Uzui, Hotaru Haganezuka, and Shinobu Kocho ✿ S/O who has a lot of pets ~ Nezuko Kamado, Genya Shinazugawa, Kanao Tsuyuri, and Zenitsu Agatsuma ✿ Ubuyashiki! Reader ~ Kagaya Ubuyashiki, Tanjiro Kamado, Nezuko Kamado, and Muichiro Tokito ✿ Hashira of Music! S/O ~ Goto, Muichiro Tokito, Gyomei Himejima, and Giyuu Tomioka ✿ Uppermoon! S/O ~ Hantengu, Gyokko, Daki, and Muzan Kibutsuji ✿ Kibutsuji! Reader ~ Lady Tamayo, Rui, Kokushibo, and Enmu

✿ Frieza's Sibling! S/O ~ Captain Ginyu, Beerus, Zarbon, and Appule ✿ Saiyan! S/O ~ Raditz, Nappa, Vegeta, and Broly ✿ Deceased! S/O ~ Kami, King Cold, Belmod, and Jiren ✿ Angel! Reader ~ Whis, Beerus, Daishinkan, and Zen'ō ✿ Being Frieza's ex ~ Frieza ✿ Vegeta vs. Frieza for S/O ~ Vegata and Frieza

Hazbin Hotel -> ✿ Angel! S/O ~ Vaggie, Emily, Adam, and Lute ✿ Sinner-Singer! S/O ~ Angel Dust, Sir Pentious, Alastor, and Rosie ✿ Alastor's Sibling! S/O ~ Vox, Zestial, Lucifer Morningstar, and Husk ✿ Adam's Sibling! S/O ~ Lucifer Morningstar + Lilith, Sera, and Lute ✿ Lucifer's Son! Reader ~ Lucifer Morningstar, Charlie Morningstar, and Vaggie ✿ Being Lilith's second husband ~ Lilith - Helluva Boss -> ✿ Human! S/O ~ Stolas Goetia, Blitzø Buckzo, and Paimon Goetia ✿ Mayday! S/O ~ Verosika Mayday, Blitzø Buckzo, Loona Buckzo, and Octavia Goetia ✿ Sin of Despond! S/O ~ Asmodeus, Mammon, Beelzebub, and Andrealphus ✿ Goetia! Reader ~ Millie + Moxxie, Striker, and Crimson Knowlastname ✿ Sibling! Reader ~ Stolas Goetia, Octavia Goetia, Asmodeus, and Fizzarolli ✿ Sinner! S/O ~ Blitzø Buckzo, Octavia Goetia, Verosika Mayday, and Fizzarolli

✿ Beating the heroine w/ S/O ~ Bill Cipher, Aku, Toffee, and Slade ✿ Assassin! S/O ~ The Brain, Blackfire, Pythor P. Chumsworth, and Dr. Flug ✿ Hero's relative! S/O ~ Lord Hater, Tom Lucitor, HIM, and Scaramouche ✿ Relative! Reader ~ Mojo Jojo, Father, Vilgax, and Julius Oppenheimer Jr. ✿ Demon! S/O ~ The Beast, Black Hat, Lord Garmadon, and the Omega ✿ Mermaid! S/O ~ Brother Blood, See-More, Billy Numerous, and Mammoth ✿ Shapeshifter! S/O ~ Trigon, Boogey Man, Nergal, and Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz ✿ Folklore-Creature! S/O ~ Bill Cipher, Ludo Avarius, Grandfather, and Hex ✿ Best friend! Reader ~ Kevin Levin, Ice King, Rob, and Penumbra

✿ Meeting Sun Wukong's Deceased! S/O ~ Monkie Kid, Mei Dragon, Ne Zha, and Six-Eared Macaque ✿ Monkie Kid's Mother! S/O ~ Sun Wukong, Six-Eared Macaque, and Pigsy ✿ Being Demon Bull King's Wife ~ Demon Bull King ✿ Being Red Son's sibling! S/O ~ Demon Bull King + Princess Iron Fan + Red Son ✿ Demon! S/O ~ Nine-Headed Demon, Lady Bone Demon, Jin, and Yin ✿ Deity! S/O ~ Li Jing, Ne Zha, Ao Lie, and Sun Wukong ✿ Their Child! Reader ~ Azure Lion, Yellow Tusk, Peng, and Kui Mulang

✿ Seeker! S/O ~ Starscream, Megatron, Soundwave, and Dreadwing ✿ Spark-Eater! S/O ~ Shockwave, Airachnid, Makeshift, and Hardshell ✿ Predacon! S/O ~ Optimus Prime, Predaking, Wheeljack, and Ultra Magnus ✿ Sparkling! Reader ~ Ratchet, Bulkhead, Optimus Prime, and Cliffjumper ✿ S/O who has sparklings ~ Arcee, Ultra Magnus, Knockout, and Breakdown ✿ Reader w/ family issues ~ Jack Darby, Miko Nakadai, and Raf Esquivel ✿ Medic! S/O ~ Ratchet, Bulkhead, Bumblebee, and Smokescreen

✿ Sumdac! Reader ~ Isaac Sumdac and Sari Sumdac ✿ Being Sentinel Prime's sibling ~ Sentinel Prime ✿ Ultra Magnus' sparkling! S/O ~ Ultra Magnus, Optimus Prime, Sentinel Prime, and Blurr ✿ Megatron vs. Starscream for S/O ~ Megatron and Starscream ✿ Dinobot! S/O ~ Grimlock, Swoop, and Snarl ✿ Cybertonian-Human Hybrid! S/O ~ Bulkhead, Ratchet, Prowl, and Jazz

✿ Decepticon! S/O ~ Steeljaw, Fracture, Saberhorn, and Shadow Raker ✿ Hating on Clampdown w/ Thunderhoof ~ Thunderhoof ✿ Artist! S/O ~ Strongarm, Sideswipe, Grimlock, and Fixit ✿ Human! S/O ~ Slipstream, Jetstorm, Kickback, and Bulkhead ✿ Familial-Figure! Reader ~ Drift, Windblade, Jazz, and Underbite ✿ Megatron's Sparkling! S/O ~ Starscream, Soundwave, Cyclonus, and Chop Shop

✿ High Guard! S/O ~ Starscream, Soundwave, Shockwave, and Megatronus Prime ✿ Enemy! Reader ~ Sentinel Prime, Airachnid, and Quintesson High Commander ✿ Prime! Reader ~ Alpha Trion, Megatronus Prime, Starscream, and Quintesson High Commander ✿ Sentinel's Sparkling! S/O ~ Orion Pax, D-16, Elita-One, and B-127 ✿ Cybertronian-Royal! S/O ~ Quintesson High Commander ✿ Sibling! Reader ~ D-16, Soundwave, Sentinel Prime, and Alpha Trion ✿ Fighter! S/O ~ B-127, Orion Pax, Starscream, and Elita-One ✿ Being Megatronus' S/O ~ Megatronus Prime

✿ S/O adoring them ~ Splinter, Shredder, Casey Jones, and Karai ✿ S/O kicking Foot Clan ass ~ Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo ✿ Raph's S/O! Reader ~ Raphael ✿ Sibling! Reader ~ Karai, April O'Neil, Casey Jones, and Shredder ✿ Parent! Reader ~ Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo ✿ Reader sacrificing themselves for Splinter ~ Everyone ✿ Being Splinter's S/O ~ Splinter ✿ Shapeshifter! S/O ~ Shredder, Splinter, April O'Neil, and Karai

✿ Being Shredder's child ~ Shredder ✿ Their calm S/O goes berserk ~ April O'Neil, Casey Jones, and Vernon Fenwick ✿ S/O saving April ~ Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo ✿ S/O fighting w/ them ~ Donatello, Michelangelo, and Splinter ✿ Child! Reader ~ Splinter, Shredder, Casey Jones, and Vernon Fenwick ✿ S/O w/ self-doubt ~ Leonardo, Raphael, and April O'Neil

✿ Ancestor! Reader ~ Splinter, April O'Neil, Casey Jones, and Cassandra Jones ✿ Protective! S/O ~ Shredder, Karai Hamato, and Baron Draxum ✿ S/O saving Leonardo from the Krang ~ Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo ✿ What happens to S/O in the future? ~ Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michaelangelo ✿ Krang Possessed! S/O ~ Leonardo, April O'Neil, Donatello, and Casey Jones ✿ Casey seeing deceased family ~ Casey Jones ✿ DJ! S/O ~ Michelangelo, Leonardo, Baron Draxum, and Raphael

╰┈➤ ❝ Last updated on: November 28, 2024 ❞

[kurooandkenmasslut]

"𝐈𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲." - Katy Perry.

𝐆𝐈𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐎𝐊𝐀 x 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 (angst, manga spoilers under the cut, drabble.) I thought of this on the spot lmfao

P.2

Giyuu rubbed your head as you sobbed into his chest. He was murmuring sweet words to you as big salty tears had went into Giyuu's clothes, not that he minded.

It was after the muzan war. You were only a villager, secretly Giyuu's wife. You didn't want to involve yourself into getting killed, so you were just a simple woman who makes clothes. Just a normal citizen who worried for her husband's safety when he was not with you.

But after he came home, his arm gone, and a slight smile on his face as he told you the news of the demon king getting defeated. You were delighted that he came back home to you and prayed for the souls who died fighting.

Your life was picture perfect, you easily got used to Giyuu sleeping next to you, as he always went for missions and it was quite rare to see him next to you. Eventually, you got pregnant with your first-ever baby, making you and Giyuu jump with joy. He had asked you if you could cut his hair short, and you agreed. He smiled more often, which made you happier then ever.

His 25th birthday was on tomorrow, and you invited Uzui and his wives, along with tanjiro, his friends, even Sanemi Shinazugawa, who accordingly to Giyuu, doesn't like him, but it seemed after the war, his cold and harsh temper had calmed down a bit.

But the only thing is, he told you some disturbing and horrifying news.

"Y/n."

"Yes, 'yuu?"

"I want to tell you something."

"eh? What is it 'yuu?" You asked, raising an eyebrow at him, crawling more closer to him. Silence filled the room as Giyuu's rose lips opened and closed, his eyes looking lost on where to start. He closed his eyes, looking at you again.

"I fought 'uppermoon three' Akaza." He said firmly.

"Oh, is that it? You told me this before 'Yuu, you almost got me worried!" You nervously giggled, he looked as if he was gonna say more, which he did.

" I fought him and... I activated his 'demon slayer mark.' which makes me more stronger and faster. But there is something in return." He said, looking into your (e/c) eyes, the moonlight making them more brighter as your eyebrows furrowed.

"..what.. What do you mean 'Yuu? What are you saying? Your scaring me.." You mumbled, starting at him worringly.

"The day I turn 25, I will die." that statement broke your heart into pieces. It shattered like glass breaking, crack, crack, crack. Your hands shook, tears welling up.

"im sorry, for not telling you sooner, sweetheart. I love you so, so, so much." He apologized, but you only sobbed in response.

You broke down, latching onto him, flopping onto his chest. If this was in any other situation, you two would laugh, but in this situation, only sobs filled the room.

"I love you, I love you Giyuu Tomioka, don't leave me, please, don't leave me! I can't do this without you, I can't, I can't!" "I'm sorry, we will meet again, in another life, we will be together forever, I swear! I love you with all my fibre of my being, I love you so much, Y/n."

"𝑮𝑰𝒀𝑼𝑼!!" you used to yell that name with joy and excitement, but now there was just sadness.

The clock struck twelve, and Giyuu Tomioka, went limp.

[epictacobird]

Demon Slayer!Mc thoughts

(Pretty angsty btw, dark themes, it’s literally demon slayer lol, no spoilers here)

this is the longest I’ve ever kept one idea in my head I’m scared

I cant stop thinking about an mc from demon slayer and I blame anyone whose ever written angst for an mc/Yuu that came from a world worse than twst.

Like 😭

Demon slayer!mc who hates the fact that they don’t want to go home. In fact, they’re almost terrified of the day Crowley announces he can send them back (even though they have doubts it’ll ever happen)

Finally, they can live like a normal person. They are no longer in danger, overblots or not they don’t have to fear for their life every night. They have friends, and for once they don’t have to question if they will see them again. They don’t have to worry if they’ll enter the scene of a massacre, the smell of blood and fear is almost nonexistent compared to the past.

Oh but how they cry when they think about the people who sacrificed themselves for their sake. How, if they choose to stay, they will abandon the hopes and dreams they protected with their life. All the death they had experienced was for the hope of a better future, and now they find themselves willing to leave those hopes behind for a selfish desire. If they choose to stay, how many lives will be lost? How many families torn apart (literally) if they choose to abandon their duties?

And they wonder if they could ever possibly tell their friends about their past.

Sure they could, after all they know how much it shows when they jump at the smallest sound at night. But their just a bit scared of the dark!

Yeah, they stare off into space sometimes with a look that holds all the worlds terror and cries but they just look like that yk?

And hey, they promise it’s fine to get only a few hours of sleep at awkward hours of the day. Grim, don’t worry but please don’t tell anyone about how they wake up screaming and crying some nights. They promised to buy you extra tuna for the lost sleep.

And what if they learn how these demons are created? Would they understand that these creatures are far from human? Would they understand that these demons cannot be saved, and the only solution is to decapitate them?

They wouldn’t be able to stand the mistrustful and maybe even disgusted gazes of their friends.

I could see demon slayer mc’s relationship starting out very different with diasomnia too. The first interaction with Malleus was probably terrifying for them. I mean we got a non-human, horned tall man popping out of nowhere in the middle of the night.

I’d imagine they’d warm up pretty quickly though. Especially with Lilia, considering they share similar experiences. Maybe even become a training partner with Silver.

Sebek tho, they have never hated anyone more.

He talks like demons. Hating and looking down on humans for being weak and useless. Honestly, if mc is hot-blooded enough they’re throwing hands. After witnessing so many people die, so many allys give their lives for humanity, are they really going to just take that?

On a lighter note, think about how strong they are. Especially if they have heightened senses like Tanjiro or Zenitsu. Vargas loves them fr, they’re on par with beastmen and dominate in so many sports. Instant training buddies with Jack.

Imagjne Riddle or Azul (if they have a deal) trying to teach mc how to write a formal essay lmao. Especially if they’re more like Inosuke who doesn’t even know how to read

This entire thing has been rotting my brain lmao

[twisted-dork]

Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #42 Make up for my Absence

Tanjiro!Yuu: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Malleus: *pokes at their cheek* Cannibalism.

Tanjiro!Yuu: *confused chewing noises*

SwapDaki!Yuu: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Jamil, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!

Inosuke!Yuu, standing in front of Jamil: *eats uncooked rice like a heathen*

Jamil, crying: Please...stop...

Giyuu!Yuu: Are you mad?

Kanae!Yuu: No.

Giyuu!Yuu: So sharpening your needles at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

(Leona did something to piss her off and they refused to forgive him until Ruggie delivered a book about poisons and medicines to Kanae!Yuu).

Hashira!Douma , reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Giyuu!Yuu: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Hashira!Douma: Ohhhh-

Aoi!Yuu: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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ROAD TO FICTIONAL WRESTLEMANIA

NEZUKO KAMADO CONFRONTS TEAM KARASUNO IN AN ATTEMPT TO DEFUSE THE TANJIRO-KAGEYAMA FEUD

(Standing in the ring is Demon Slayer’s Nezuko Kamado, who is face-to-face with Haikyuu’s Tobio Kageyama. The crowd roars, but all Nezuko can hear is the sound of her heartbeat pounding in her ears. Her eyes are blazing, determination etched on her face)

Nezuko: (angrily) You owe my brother an apology, Kageyama! You stole the championship from him when he earned it fair and square!

Kageyama’s smirk only grows as he steps closer, not intimidated by Nezuko at all. He stands with his arms crossed, eyes filled with defiance.

Kageyama: (coldly) Apology? Please. I had the Money in the Bank contract—he knew the risks. It’s not my fault Tanjiro couldn’t hang on to the title.

Nezuko frowns as the crowd boos Kageyama for that jab

The members of Team Karasuno – Hinata, Tsukishima, Asahi, and Nishinoya – are surrounding Kageyama, watching silently. Nezuko’s fists are clenched, her frustration bubbling to the surface.

Nezuko: (even more furious) You only beat my brother because he was already hurt! If he was at 100%, you KNOW you would’ve lost! And the thing is-

Kageyama: -Doesn’t matter if he wasn’t at his best, rules are rules-

Nezuko: -I’m not done talking, Kageyama, so be quiet! (takes a beat to let that last line sink in with the audience) You didn’t just take his title, you took his pride! All for what? You don’t even have the belt anymore!

Kageyama takes a step forward, closing the gap between them. He leans in, his voice low and taunting.

Kageyama: Pride doesn’t win matches. And losing the Universal Championship? That’s just a minor setback. And guess what, demon girl, your brother doesn’t have the belt either! And he’s not getting it back because he’s not worthy of it!

Nezuko: Okay, listen here you prick-

Before Nezuko can finish, Kageyama suddenly lunges at her, grabbing her in a swift, fluid motion. Without warning, he hits the RKO, slamming her head-first into the mat. The crowd erupts in shock, boos and cheers colliding as Nezuko crumples onto the canvas.

Even Team Karasuno is shocked by what Kageyama did.

Shoyo Hinata: (shocked) Kageyama, what are you doing?! She was just talking! That’s not who we are, man!

Kageyama stands over Nezuko, breathing heavily, his expression hard and unrepentant. He turns to Hinata, shaking his head.

Kageyama: (defiantly) She should’ve known better than to step in this ring with me.

As the crowd is booing the hell out of Kageyama and Team Karasuno, suddenly, the sound of Tanjiro Kamado's entrance music blares through the speakers, and the crowd erupts once more. Tanjiro, Zenitsu, and Inosuke sprint down the ramp, rage written all over their faces.

Unnamed Commentator 1: BAH GAWD, THAT’S THE DEMON SLAYER HIMSELF, TANJIRO! And he’s got Zenitsu and Inosuke with him!

Unnamed Commentator 2: Looks like they’re about to unleash a can of whoop ass on all of Karasuno!!!

Tanjiro: (furiously) KAGEYAMA! NOBODY HURTS MY SISTER!!!

They slide into the ring, Tanjiro immediately locking eyes with Kageyama as Zenitsu and Inosuke go after the rest of Team Karasuno. Tanjiro lunges at Kageyama, fists flying. He tackles Kageyama to the mat, the two grappling in a whirlwind of punches and elbows.

Inosuke, wild-eyed and grinning, slams into Asahi with a headbutt, while Zenitsu squares off with Nishinoya, the two exchanging lightning-fast kicks and punches. The ring erupts into pure chaos as Karasuno and the Demon Slayer trio collide in a furious brawl.

The tide starts turning when Inosuke hits a devastating spear on Nishinoya:

Zenitsu then hits Tsukishima with a super kick to the face:

Finally, Tanjiro takes out Asahi with his finishing move, the Cutter of the Fire God (Cody Rhodes’ Cross Rhodes):

Shoyo Hinata and Tobio Kageyama manage to escape the ring. The crowd cheers as Tanjiro stares down Kageyama, who looks back at Tanjiro in anger.

(Tanjiro Kamado faces off against Tobio Kageyama in a Hell in a Cell match in my upcoming event poll series - Fictional Wrestlemania!)

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My Writing List

I will not write for characters that aren't in the list below!

Bungou Stray Dogs

Atsushi Nakajima § Osamu Dazai § Doppo Kunikida § Chuuya Nakahara § Ryuunosuke Akutagawa § Michizou Tachihara § Ougai Mori § Yukichi Fukuzawa § Akiko Yosano § Motojiro Kaji § Junichiro Tanizaki § Ranpo Adogawa § Gin Akutagawa § Fyodor Dostoevsky § Nikolai Gogol § Sigma § Edgar Allan Poe § Lucy Montgomery § Jouno Saigiku § Teccho Suehiro

Haikyuu!

Shoyo Hinata § Tobio Kageyama § Kei Tsukishima § Tadashi Yamaguchi § Yuu Nishinoya § Daichi Sawamura § Asahi Azumane § Koushi Sugawara § Kenma Kozume § Tetsuro Kuroo § Lev Haiba § Koutarou Bokuto § Wakatoshi Ushijima § Satori Tendou § Osamu Miya § Atsumu Miya § Rintarou Suna § Shinsuke Kita § Hajime Iwaizumi § Tooru Oikawa § Keiji Akaashi

Demon Slayer

Tanjiro Kamado § Zenitsu Agatsuma § Inosuke Hashibira § Giyu Tomioka § Obanai Iguro § Genya Shinazugawa § Sabito § Muichiro Tokito § Kyojuro Rengoku

Jujutsu Kaisen

Satoru Gojo § Megumi Fushiguro § Toji Fushiguro § Yuji Itadori § Ryomen Sukuna § Kento Nanami § Nobara Kugisaki § Suguru Geto § Maki Zenin § Toge Inumaki § Yuta Okkotsu § Aoi Todo

Blue Lock

Seishiro Nagi § Meguru Bachira § Yoichi Isagi § Reo Mikage § Rin Itoshi § Shouei Barou § Shidou Ryusei § Rensuke Kunigami § Jinpachi Ego § Hyoma Chigiri § Sae Itoshi § Jingo Raichi § Ikki Niko § Tokimitsu Aoshi § Aryu Jyube

My Hero Academia

Izuku Midoriya § Katsuki Bakugo § Dabi § Shoto Todoroki § Tomura Shigaraki § Shouta Aizawa § Denki Kaminari § Eijirou Kirishima § Neito Monoma § Hawks § Mirio Togata § Fumikage Tokiyami § Tenya Iida

One Piece

Monkey D. Luffy § Zoro Roronoa § Sanji Vinsmoke § Portgas D. Ace § Buggy § Usopp § Shanks § Koby

Attack On Titan

Eren Yaeger § Levi Ackerman § Armin Arlert § Mikasa Ackerman § Erwin Smith § Jean Kirstein § Reiner Braun § Connie Springer

Mashle

Mash Burnedead § Lance Crown § Finn Ames § Rayne Ames § Daut Barrett

Death Note

L Lawliet § Light Yagami § Near § Mello § Matsuda

The Case Study Of Vanitas

Vanitas § Noe § Roland

To be added...