#Talia is a bitch in this

[smallandangry24]

To keep up with the trend:

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic:

Honorable Mention: Bruce Wayne

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 170

Once again on my Ras & Danny being training rivals thanks to time travel bullshit. 

Look, Danny knows about the league of Assassins, but he almost dies of laughter when he realizes it’s the modern name of the league of Shadows. He’s an adult now, has been for a while, he’s allowed to find the situation he’s found himself in amusing. Hell, his sparring buddy who is somehow still alive is laughing too. 

And no one else knows what’s going on, okay? This random man walked into their secret base, completely ignored the many assassins trying to stop him, and called their illustrious leader a “Little Bitch Man” and they are now fighting?

The fighting is familiar, but why the fuck is Ras cackling and saying things like “Ayreh Feek” back. Practically saying “Fuck you,” while laughing and oh Pit, they’re Bantering this is terrifying, why has Ras not won yet, why has this man not died yet and- bodies aren’t supposed to bend like that what the fuck- 

Ras on the other hand, has One friend, who is immortal like him, actually remembers the shit he complains about, is also down for saving endangered animals, and actually knows how to spar! It’s not a proper spar unless someone loses at least a hand that has to be reattached! And honestly, people nowadays should know that the proper greeting to an old friend is to instantly try to kill the other. 

[mysterycitrus]

What are your thoughts on Dick and Talia’s relationship? Because I’ve always found it a) interesting and b) funny as shit. I adore your metas so I’m very interested on your thoughts/interpretations of them

the fact that we missed out on frigid dick + talia co-parenting during bruce’s timestream sabbatical because grant morrison is a hack makes me SO mad because it’s objectively the funniest thing they could’ve done

they’re both such haters who tragically love the same two waynes deeply. they both feel like they understand bruce the best and hate each other for it. talia was beefing with a child and the child decided to absurdly escalate the situation. dick’s begrudging, malicious respect for talia’s abilities. talia unfortunately trusting dick to take care of damian in bruces absence. he finds out talia helped jason plant a bomb on the batmobile and adds another tally on his comically large reasons i hate my stepmother pinboard.

they both attend a parent teacher conference and refuse to make eye contact. they argue about extra curriculars. bruce comes back but talia still ccs dick on the email chain about damian’s school fees. damian is enjoying the attention and starts nonchalantly saying ‘mother says….’ and ‘mother does this for me…’ just to see dick’s face turn purple with rage

[damiansgrayson]

a series of Dick Grayson's "I do not want Talia Al Ghul as my stepmom Bruce" tantrums:

Batman (1989) #331

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+ running to the step mom he actually wants:

[newjenns]

- detective comics 1080

[1-8oo-wtfbro]

i’m trying to stop being a hater so i’ll say 3 things i like about tim drake:

1) that he’s a photographer- that’s cool!

2) that he skateboards! that’s cool!

3) when he’s a fucking bitch. you heard me. sometimes i kinda go insane over his canon bitchiness, obsessive behavior, superiority complex, and batman level issues, and i think we need to use them for comedic purposes more instead of A: ignoring them or using them to baby him, or B: straight up hating on him, bc let’s be real, all our favs are messy bitches.

Im trying to touch grass so here’s some real facts about damian wayne:

1) he draws! really well!!! that’s cool!

2) he lives animals!! and cares for them deeply!!!! that’s cool as shit!!!

3) he can be a fucking bitch. he disrespects people and is a snarky, sarcastic shit. and he’s fucking hilarious. Highly respected super villain? His grandmother could build a better world ending weapon than this. Beloved Superhero? His brother could easily beat ur ass and save the city without breaking a sweat. This man is iconic for the shit he pulls on the daily. It’s cringeworthy and legendary how little fucks he gives.

[fantastic-nonsense]

people who want Talia and Dick to be nice to each other are boring. They've been dramatic and mean and petty about each other since the 70s, they're not going to stop now lmao

[temperamentalaquarius]

To b honest I don't understand the appeal of Jason being Damian's league of assassins buddy for multiple reasons(partially because the only way Jason and Damian would interact on a positive level during that time period is 100% non-canon interpretations of both of them) but I think the most prevelant one is that Steph and Dick made Damian want to be the person he is now because they were so different from him, and could provide him w/ a point of view that he couldn't see on his own, especially wrt to Steph. They literally kick start his examination of the value of a life(including his own sans expectations and success)/what Batman has to mean and built it up brick by brick. Without them Damian isn't...Damian? Which I guess could be the point but, I mean, fuck it, if we rlly want to do an alternate origin with a dose of ex assassin turned batkid hang time I think it would be 1000% more interesting with Cass. Best fighter in the world who refuses to kill due to it being her deepest, most inescapable regret and a 10 yr old who thinks he's hot shit and disagrees? I could see that being interesting but I really don't get the Jason thought process 🤔

[punkeropercyjackson]

who do u think the toh casts batfam kinnies are?

EXCELLENT ASK,WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS RECENTLY!!!!

Luz/Tim.Of the same mold but different shapes(Dead parent gang,fumbled through school,lowkey isolated from other kids even of color,never ending optimism,transgenderism,autism,punkism)

Willow/Stephanie.Blasian Team Moms who went from the loser to the cool hot popular girl with autistic swagger and are so underrated and part of the best ship of the franchise(Stephcass/Huntlow),pastel solarpunks and were the first love of the above Variant

Gus/Damian and Duke.Hear me out........They are just lil guys and also Damian is in his Gus era in B&R 2023.For Duke,they're both cutie pie but also little shits black boys that're femme and strong as fuck with a leaning towards light based magic.Boys of color swag

Hunter/Cass.Tool to your own father,no mother to speak of except that other parent that haunts over you like a veil you don't want to put on,learning to love yourself and make your own hero in yourself ft.Gf who already did that and gives ya a hand and goth transfem-coded(Goth4pastel Huntlow canon xoxoxo)

But also Hunter/Jason.Zeno Robinson is obvs a Jason Todd vibe and Hunter's cocky ahh asshole attitude and unconventional handsome looks are very Jason Todd-coded too and his Team Dad flavor is how he is with the Kid Outlaws in Rhato and Hunter's got a wolf special interest while Jason's canon animal motif is a werewolf

Amity/Tam.Purple high class black nerd goddesses that bewitch the same Variant and have no shame anymore because they know what they want and what's good for them and everybody else

Darius/Bruce.Grumpy but loving classy adoptive black dads who're secretly chaotic asf

Camila/Talia.Brown haired moms of color who're in touch with their cultural roots and humanized instead of only existing for their kids

[frogaroundandfindout]

“Batman will never love you…you’ll always come a poor second to his duty. We both will.”

“He’ll love me when he gets to know me better.”

Damian leaves his mother’s side to find Bruce. (Robin Vol. 4 #169)

[gemsarejustshinyrocks]

hey remember the time Talia slept with the teenage son of the man she has a child with how fucked up was that

Basically? An AU where where instead of going off to become the Red Hood and "punish" Bruce as Talia wished, Jason kills her.

It takes time, and training, and planning, and luck (and all the magic Robin was supposed to have) but Jason kills Talia.

Ra's is gone and Talia is dead. The League should be over, except-

Hello, there's a tiny assassin child trying to kill him.

His name is Damian al Ghul, and wow, he really looks just like Bruce, doesn't he?

(no more dead robins.)

[cr0wqui11]

Astrid: Ha, gay

Ocean: Astrid! You can’t call things gay anymore! It’s homophobic!

Astrid: Homophobic? No, I hate everyone equally

[shima-draws]

[wolfer13579]

*Ethiopia*

15 year-old Jason: Please don’t hurt me, I have moms!

Joker: *pointing at Sheila* If you think that’s gonna get you outta this-

Jason: No, that wasn’t a plea, it was a warning!

Sheila: Wha-

Diana, Catwoman, and Nocturna; *busts down door* WHO WANTS TO DIE?!?!

[potter-solomons]

When you dream of Bane and he takes off his mask LOOKING LIKE THIS and shoves his head between your legs.

[entiretorridaffair]

i have been letting my daydreams getting too far away from me and it’s becoming a problem i need to get a grip