#TWO LIVE CREW JOB!!!
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I think Dick Grayson would kill for Kate Bishop if she asked BUT I also think that Kate would kill for Dick if he asked
In the same vein, Jason Todd would also kill for Dick Grayson and Kate Bishop. Dick HAS killed for Jason, and Kate would if the opportunity arose.
Why does this matter? Because between the three of them they could have a stranglehold on organized crime. Jason's got drugs/guns, Kate's got like brokering/information, and Dick launders the money through his circus.
#kate bishop#hawkeye#dick grayson#nightwing#dickate#jason todd#red hood#jaykate#jaydickate#dc brainrot#crime family au#how do i get them in a bad timeline? asking for a friend#ALTERNATIVELY a leverage AU#hitter hacker grifter thief#TWO LIVE CREW JOB!!!#shit we're gonna need a bigger post
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leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.
#leverage my beloved <3#ramble#leverage#i also feel the need to point out that. while yes sophie did show up to her own funeral twice. she also technically was the driver to bring#her own ''corpse'' to wherever interpol was sending it lmfao#re: eliot being made a celeb 3 times bc some people are confused—country singer; baseball player; hockey player#didnt count the knockout job bc i think that was p local focused? could be wrong#re: character who killed a man w a mop = mikel dayan (hitter from the two live crew job)#this post is getting people interested in leverage lets goooooooo#this post has also officially surpassed the number of people i expected to ever know or care about leverage by several thousands#bc even though logically i know it aired as an actual tv show over several years and a lot of people probably saw it#that does not compute in my head#leverage spoilers
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Leverage 2x7 - "The Two Live Crew Job"
#christian kane#leverage#eliot spencer#mikel dayan#noa tishby#the two live crew job#no need to fight—you BOTH win the wet t-shirt contest#also eliot's expression in that last one is perfection
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Harry: Perturbed and disturbed.
Eliot: Goddamn smiling about it!
Leverage Redemption S02E05 The Walk in the Woods Job.
#leverage#leverage redemption#harry wilson#eliot spencer#noah wyle#christian kane#eliot that is not something to be smiling about!#by my count we know of 6#2 here 2 in rundown job 1 in myanmar in two live crew job and 1 in cross my heart job#ghostly'sgifs
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I'm rewatching the Two Live Crew Job and oh my god I forgot how funny this episode is
Sophie at her own funeral, Parker's completely insane clubbing dress, the little 'tappity tap" on the lid of the coffin
Hardison and Parker and Nate and their supremely Offended faces when faced with their rivals, and meanwhile Elliot is just like "yeah fair play she's brilliant, I'd be worried about fighting her we're pretty evenly matched"
The inter cutting between the team's planning sessions
Also I've noticed, the outfits Mikel Dian (sp? Other hitter) actually do make sense with the scene. She's wearing heels and a short skirt because she's just doing recon, but later when she's set for a fight I don't think she's wearing heels
"I'm Nate Ford, I'm with the insurance agency, can j help you, sir?" DYING
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idk if y’all are aware of this (bcuz i wasn’t until recently) but there was a professional thief consultant for leverage named apollo and i found out today that apollo played himself the thief in the two live crew job??! i’m losing my mind over this, that just made me so happy to learn!!!
#leverage#the two live crew job#learned about this from the leverage commentary!#it’s so fun hearing about apollo teaching beth and gina how to do the thief stuff#and then finding out he got to actually star in the show! and show off his talents!!#and i just think it’s so cool!!#and the writers literally called him apollo in the script bcuz they pictured him as the thief. and it was just so fitting that he actually#did it#i’m having normal thoughts about leverage idk what you’re talking about#reinanova rambles
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"You saw other teams before us?"
Hardison and Eliot are having fun here.
Also given that they are nerds I'm assuming that in the small part of their brain not dedicated to how they're planning to kick each other's ass they are thinking all this showdown needs is a random tumbleweed blowing across the parking lot.
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"The Two Live Crew Job" doodles
#leverage#eliot spencer#mikel dayan#apollo leverage#parker leverage#drawings#the two live crew job#i think tumblr ate my post the first time i tried to share this
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"The Two Live Crew Job" thoughts after seeing yet another gifset of Christian Kane twirling props: They're lucky Chaos was trying to take out Sophie instead of Eliot, because if you tossed Eliot a bomb activated by rotation, he would get blown up immediately.
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I'm rewatching The Two Live Crew Job and omfg how good everyone in leverage team looks
Also !!!Eliot and Parker!!!
#parker's hair!!!#what a great episode#leverage#parker leverage#eliot spencer#alec hardison#sophie devereaux#nate ford#leverage ot3#the two live crew job
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Watching Leverage and one of the guest characters speaks Hebrew and let me TELL you, you're not getting HALF her sass with their "speaks hebrew" subtitles bullshit-
#'call your mom' LADY. PLEASE.#leverage#anyway there's no way an ex mossad agent will not speak english but i'll let that slide because she's cool#the two live crew job
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Leverage gifs that no one asked for but I made them anyway (4/?)
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Leverage 2x7 - "The Two Live Crew Job"
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I love when Parker just pokes folk
“You were seeing other teams before us?”
Also I had a fedora that looked exactly like Eliot’s I wore it all the time in high school
#leverage#yes I was a fedora kid#I went from fedora kid to beanie guy#tho the beanie j wear now is actually a helmet it’s just in disguise#parker leverage#eliot spencer#alec hardison#anarchy watches leverage#the two live crew job
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This rival gang episode is one of the best things to ever happen to me. This is glorious.
Wil Wheaton’s character is named CHAOS for goodness sake. And Hardison uses a Star Trek reference to explain his hacking ability.
The mirroring of the planning scenes…I can’t. I love it. I’m in love. Whoever wrote this episode I would like to kiss them on the mouth.
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Oh, that's Klimt's Hygieia from one of the Faculty Paintings! Medicine, I think. The actual painting was much bigger than that, though.
But eh, the real story is relatively similar, so let's just go with it I guess. I'll try to can my annoying art history nerdery. It's not like this show is rooted in realism.
Oh dear that girl's hair. This was too early for that to even be back in fashion. 😂
Wait, did they recruit that one chick from the last episode?
No, that's a different crew? Juicy.
A Coolidge? Heh.
Well, one version of it.
Not a huge fan of even this fictional version of the painting being framed as "Holocaust art", I must say. But okay. *deep breaths*
Well, it's not like Parker is wrong...
Ooh, a vindictive ex?
I wonder how many people bought this back when this aired?
Not a super convicing fake funeral, though. 😂
But aw, Eliot called her 'sister'.
Hah, nice headstone.
Oh yay, more Hyundai advertising.
Way to be extra, Eliot.
Oh Parker.
You two just share a personal bubble full-time now, huh? Don't think I didn't notice that, Eliot. 😏
Sophie is looking really lovely, by the way. We can only hope to look that good in the coffin, as it were.
Yup, that story is true actually.
That's Café Terrace at Night but the colors are wrong?
I know, I know. Shutting up now.
Glasses!
Did he mess up his face again or is this the same injury?
Hey, you're pretty good at that dress up stuff, don't sell yourself short.
And again with the lack of personal space.
Oh Parker.
Aww, Sophie and Hardison really don't hang out much, huh?
Ooh, this is fun.
Girl version of Eliot? Fun.
What was that? 😂
Chaos?? That's the lamest hacker name I've ever heard.
Well, that's all very Shadowrun.
Don't be sexist, Hardison. Ex-Mossad or not.
The bird's actually pretty genius. Happens at my workplace all the time.
Birds getting in and sometimes triggering stuff, I mean, not heists.
Oh, I think I've seen this one in gifsets.
Nice, Parker.
Well, that's very gentlemanly of you to get on even level, Eliot. 😂
Nice Elizabeth Swann move. I approve. 😏
He's really met his match, huh? 😂
They all have, I guess. Some are just more... horny about it. 🤭
Hey, the headstone changed. Boo.
Oh Sophie.
Don't rush her, Nate, she's right.
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