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I did it

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I draw porn but not any of that sick nasty perverted sicko misogynist fetish porn made by and for disgusting sicknasty pervert men my porn is so cute and wholesome and feminist and queer and liberated trust me it's not even porn it's erotica my erotica is a pure honest true expression of human passions and emotions and the pure chaste passions of feminist lesbian wombyns trust me you'll love it it's so liberating see for yourself *hands you a drawing of Snufkin sucking his own penis*

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Ways to prove your love to a fair maiden

Custom made Tally Hall CD that you burned yourself

Pack of Ohuhu Markers

Train ticket

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if you have the words WOOL SOCKS on your label and then the percentage of wool is 3% and plastic material is 97% I should be able to hunt you for sport

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I see this a lot in fics and I feel like I’m slowly going insane so

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Among dine-in, takeout, drive-through, and catering, what dining option corresponds to which of the four elements?

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ainsi périrent les ennemis de la République ! (And shoutout Suisse-romands, I'm over in Lausanne but I worked in Geneva for a year and I got to smash a cauldron)

i bet it was really fun to dump boiling pitch on dudes when they were trying to climb siege ladders back in the day

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Animal Facts You Didn’t Know

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Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

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you've got 2 admit that the oft repeated command to "touch grass" in itself illustrates a great disconnect from the tru wholesomeness of the offline world. unless you meant a kind of wild grass, a lovely tassel cord rush or even the humble rattlesnake grass. but we know that's not what they mean. to the chronically online, grass = lawn and nothing more. and a lawn is an abomination on par with the worst brainworms big online has to offer. touching a lawn will not help you. You've got to go injure yourself on some swordgrass for god's sake

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Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute

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we have to write poems in my creative writing certificate program, so I pieced something together from Belphie's medical reports

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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

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we have to write poems in my creative writing certificate program, so I pieced something together from Belphie's medical reports