#TWO FACE

[ghostg4y]

My favourite genre of Bruce Wayne/Harvey Dent|Two Face

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

[reginalusus]

Bunch of Harvey angst because I felt like it. Been THINKING about it.

Bluesky Ko-Fi

[whipbogard]

Catching up with Ram V’s run on Detective Comics and whoever decided to make him wear the grey suit, let me kiss your hand 😩💕

[two-face-same-place]

WHY THE FUCK DOES BATBURGER HAVE JOKERIZED FRIES BUT NO OTHER VILLAIN THEMED FOODS??

We’re going to blow up Batburger if they don’t add in something Two Face themed.

[sunneit]

LMAO I LOVE TALIA AND HARVEY COPARENTING JASON

Bruce, glaring at suspiciously silent Jason, while the entire family dinner is in chaos: Are you okay? You hadn't join your siblings in... (gestures at screaming kids and Alfred, who tries to deal with a random fire in the room) ...causing a chaos.

Jason, vigorously texting someone over the phone: Yeah, uh, I am kinda just live streaming all that happens here to my parents. That's funnier.

Bruce: Oh, okay.

Bruce, after a second: Wait, what?

Bruce, glaring in his phone: IS THAT TALIA AND HARVEY?

Meanwhile, in Jason's phone:

Groupchat: Better parents

Jason: lol, damian just jumped on tim.

Harvey aka. the contact named Dad 3: What about Alfie? Had he finally dealt with that fire in the room?

Talia aka. the contact named Mom 3: I hope my son wins. 💚

Jason: LOL FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID BRUCE IS TWEAKING

Harvey and Talia at the same time: Yay

[ramblecentral]

More little sillies I made

[imbatman-imtired]

I took Riddler to Arkham a bit ago and saw the funniest fucking thing ever.

Clayface was complaining to Two Face and was talking about how horrible he looks and Two Face is just sitting there like “😐” and when he’s done Two Face goes “Yea it’s hard looking different then we used too.” and Clayface fucking goes “Yea but you don’t have it as bad.”

Harvey Fucking Dent literally pulled a gun out of his pocket -i don’t know how he had it he’s in fucking arkham- and shot Clayface in the dick.

I had to contain myself but oh god i’ve never wanted to laugh that hard in my life. Funniest shit i’ve ever seen.

[riddlers-left-buttcheek]

The Batman Rogues as Trixie and Katya quotes

[disclaimer: contains dark humor and mature language]

The Joker

Two-Face

Catwoman

The Riddler

Scarecrow

Penguin

Harley Quinn

Poison Ivy

Mad Hatter

Victor Zsasz

[genderlessdinnerhaver]

It's who he is. He simply cannot help himself

why is he so cunty

[vertigoartgore]

The title cards of the episodes of Batman: The Animated Series (1/3).

[gilverrwrites]

Don’t you ever just wish you could be Pre–TwoFace Harvey’s assistant/paralegal/secretary/ deskbunny and get Eiffel towered by him and Bruce? I do

Oh I wish I wish I wish. the things I would do with Brucie and Apollo. Harvey Dent the man you were… and the man you are.

And Harv treats you so good, he’s so sweet, so charming. Even though there’s a major power imbalance going on, even though he talks about you with Brucie like you’re not even in the room, it feels like you’re in on the joke. You feel comfortable with him.

“Bunny? Real smart that one, such a sharp tongue. But their mouths good for other things too.” He winks at Bruce from across his desk before you playfully smack the back of his head. He only laughs for a second, flashing you that dreamy smile. His disarming brown eyes stare straight into yours as his warm hands roam your curves, pretending to smooth out your shirt; your knees grow weeks, skin burning as he slips his fingers under your belt only to adjust it slightly. “What? You’ve got a gift sweet, it’s nothing to be ashamed of.”

Casually, his gaze returns to his best friend and your eyes follow. The yin to Harvey’s yang. Bruce certainly has charm of his own, spades of it, but he’s all cool and riddled with sharpness. Discerning blue eyes that clash vividly against the soft upturn of his lips.

You don’t even realise you’re staring until Harvey leans in close, letting out a soft sigh. His head easily balancing against your hip due to the way you’re perched on the arm of his desk chair. —“Handsome, isn’t he?” Severely. He can’t hold a candle to Harvey, but he certainly could ruin lives with a face card and a body like that. Yours included. “Why don’t you go over there and show him what I’ve been talking about?”

[why-i-love-comics]

Two-Face #4 preview

[lordarsonizzzzt]

Icarus flew too close to the sun

this was actually crazy to make lmao

[s-e-v-e-n-24]

Guys hear me out

This started as a joke but I fear it is not a joke anymore

[writing-nothing-but-spilled-ink]

Anyways this thought came to my head now I'm obligated to share

This is an au where Selina Kyle and Bruce actually get married and are in the process of like sharing a life together

Anyways this is a thing I think would be funny if it happened

Bruce is just excited to tell his friend the good news but his friend isn't exactly thrilled it's 2 am and while Gotham never sleeps Harvey dent aka two face is fucking horrified by the. Text he just received from fucking Bruce Wayne, how he got his number he doesn't fucking know the text in question

JUST GOT MARRIED!!!! 🥳🍾🍻🎉 Also totally off topic but I did not sign a prenup btw any idea of what my shares are Selina is asked for some so I gave her some but I don't actually know what they are

Two face just immediately starts blowing up Bruce's phone trying to get that man to answer is a fucking nightmare especially whenever he gets a new partner to spend time with it's like he can't see behind the pretty girl in front of him, he may be the world's greatest detective but when it comes to romantic partners he's the world's biggest idiot especially when he's in love

Finally two face starts falling Bruce and when he finally does answer he's on speaker with Selina in the room

"Bruce for the love of God tell me you had her sign a goddamn prenup, did you even discuss custody arrangements, HOW AND WHY ARE YOU GIVING HER YOUR SHARES WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT IS THAT YOU HAVE TELL ME THAT THIS IS A JOKE".

Bruce: I think your jealous of what I have with Selina, I trust her completely there's no need for a prenup, as for the kids they won't be a problem, and that's precisely why I texted you afterall you were one of my closest advisors for years also I thought you'd be happy for me, ya know it's not my fault yo-"

Two face: BRUCE I AM NOT JEALOUS I AM CONCERNED SELINA IS INFAMOUS FOR BEING INTERESTED IN HER OWN POCKETS AND ANYTHING SHINY, AND NEED I REMIND YOU THAT WE AREN'T FRIENDS WE HAVENT BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS IDK IF YOUR DRUNK OR STUPID BUT KNOWING YOU ITS PROBABLY BOTH, YOU NEED TO SEND ME ALL THE PAPERWORK REGARDING YOUR NEW MARRIAGE IMMEDIATELY SO I CAN FIX THIS GODDAMN MESS CAUSE I WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU CRY AND WHINE WHEN THIS BLOWS UP IN YOUR STUPID ASS FACE DOES ALFRED EVEN ONOW OF YOUR STUPIDITY BECAUSE THIS IS A NEW KIND OF STUPID EVEN FOR YOU WORLDS GREATEST DETECTIVE MY ASS

Bruce merely smiles and says you wouldn't be nearly this worked up if you didn't care I knew you were still in there harv I just wanted the proof that my friend still exists I'd like for you to be my second best man at my wedding also you should come to dinner some time the kids they all miss you, and some of them have started to take an interest in the law you were at the top of your field maybe you could point them in the right direction, as for me and Selina while we did elope it has not get been made official so if you really want me to do all this paperwork you must come over for a family meal Bruce then promptly hangs up leaving Harvey absolutely flabbergasted because wtf just happened and how the fuck, wait did he just get fucking adopted by Bruce Wayne, he's a fucking supervillain and he got roped into attending a family dinner..

A moment later his phone dings and he opens it to see a big list of various foods drinks appetizers and deserts with a text at the bottom that says choose three of your favorites from each category and just dress casual or whatever's most comfortable to you it's only a small family dinner please email Alfred a list of any diet restrictions or food allergies you may have it'll be nice to have you over and don't worry Selina has agreed to play nice I know the two of you haven't always gotten along, his phone lights up again with a Gmail account to Alfred pennyworth two face can't argue so he just sighs exasperated and just RSVPs everything and goes in to see the gotham seamstress for something a bit more fancy for this get together and one extra nice suit for the wedding

[pajamagurll]

hello gang… did anothar art collab with my budday @reginalusus

(you might wanna click on the image to see it clearly tumblr fucked up the quality wtf 🤦‍♀️)