#TWO FACE

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman & Robin: Year One #3 (2024)

written by Mark Waid art by Chris Samnee & Matheus Lopes

[wonderjanga]

Head to the Wall Over and Over Until There’s a Dent

Harvey didn’t know how they ended up in an alley in Iowa of all places, let alone the one city there that had multiple heroes that patrolled. Currently, he was hiding out in an alley when suddenly some kid came by.

Billy: *walks past before stopping and walking backwards so he could take a good look at him*

Billy and Two Face/Harvey: *staring at each other*

Billy: “Do I know you?”

Two Face: “No.”

Billy: “Yeah I do. You’re a lawyer, right?” *remembers Batman saying that about him but not remembering the part where he’s an actual villain*

Harvey: “Not anymore-”

Billy: “Great!”

Two Face: *peeved at him for interrupting them* “You little…”

Billy: “Can you sue someone for me?”

Harvey: “Who?”

Billy: “My uncle.”

Harvey: “What’d he do?”

Billy: “He stole all of my inheritance and then kicked me out so I became homeless.”

*silence*

Two Face: *looks over Billy* “You don’t look homeless.”

Billy: “Well, yeah. I have a job. I work at Whiz, a radio company here. That also means I can pay you!”

Two Face: *thinking about how he doesn’t want to do this*

Harvey: *thinking about how he does want to do this so they flip the coin and it lands on Harvey’s side* “Alright then. We’ll take the case.”

Billy:“Great! Let’s talk business in somewhere more discreet. Cmon.” *gestures for him to follow* “By the way, why do you mean ‘we’? Do you have a lawyer team?”

Two Face: “No, we’re two different people.”

Billy: “Oh. Cool.”

The two walked out of the alley and started walking on the sidewalk. Both Harvey and Two Face were a little surprised at the lack of stares and running away they received.

Two Face: “No one’s batting an eye at us.”

Billy: “Why would they?”

Two Face: *gives him a look that suggests it should be obvious*

Billy: *raises a brow with a confused expression*

Turns out, the “discreet” place they were going to talk business in was a diner. They went in and sat at a booth. Billy skimmed through the menu and ordered a milkshake before handing the menu to them.

Billy: “You gonna get a milkshake too?”

Harvey: *takes out their coin, flips it and it lands on Two Face’s side* “No.”

Billy: “Your loss. They’re pretty good.”

They soon started talking business and made a plan of how they would sue the pants off Ebenezer. When that was done, they got to work collecting evidence to help them win the case. In the end, they won and left the courthouse with Billy richer and with the widest smile in the world. Billy gave him a portion of the money and they went their separate ways.

Billy: “Bye Mr. Dent! Bye Mr. Two Face!” *runs off with a comically large money bag*

Geez, Harvey nearly forgot what it was like to be lawyer again. Anyways, back to crime. But not before one little thing.

Harvey/Two Face: *breaks in to Ebenezer’s house, does the little coin flip and it lands on Two Face’s side so he takes out his gun to kill Eben*

Batman: *appears from behind him* “Two Face. What are you doing in Fawcett?”

Harvey: “We were representing someone for a case.”

Batman: “How? Your license got revoked.”

Two Face: “We don’t even know. This towns crazy. In a good way.”

They unfortunately didn’t get to shoot Eben because Batman apprehended them and took them back to Gotham.

[magicpiano]

Some situation happens, and Danny is kidnapped by Two Face. He flips a coin to decide Danny's fate, but it gets stuck on its side. Danny is like, "yeah that might as well happen. I am already stuck between life and death."

[dailydccomics]

Batman and Robin vs Two-Face by Wes Craig

[3lizab3t]

the two face covers are so good i’ll start biting people

[justrandomtrashes]

daily gotham city

[luanna801]

Can I throw a Two-Face suggestion into the ring?

You know who would have been a great Penguin? Sydney Greenstreet.

[knight-says-nanana]

Harvey: -please? I just want you to make dinner again, it was so good last time. I mean when someone gives you a ride you pay them back the gas money, so if that’s the issue I can totally pay for the ingredients if you cook?

Ed:

Ed: yeah sure I’ll cook whenever if you’re paying for it

Ed: maybe I will be a house husband. I’d be ok with that. More free time. More riddles. I could make an arg.

[vidlot]

[about-faces]

[like-rain-or-confetti]

Snowman.

He could feel you were up to something that was proven right when he found you outside building a snowman.

Scarecrow: "Why have you got the carrot down the bottom of the snowman? It's nose wouldn't go there on the biggest sphere." He asked. "Because that's not it's nose." You replied, turning to look at him. After a stare off, he sighed. "Really? It doesn't get a nose but gets a long-" "Everyone has to compensate somewhere, Jonathan."

The Riddler: He looked at the deformed clump of snow masses. "Is that supposed to be a snowman?" "Yeah. Well in progress." You turned to him. He looked it over. "...why is there a big bulge here on the side?" You look a little irritated at the snow mass. "...that was a bit that fell off." You explained. "Oh...didn't know if you were going for a tumour or a hernia."

Two-Face: He leaned against the door watching with his head tilted for a while. The snowman whilst standing was leaning to the side and instead of straightening it, you seemed to be reinforcing it. Packing more snow to keep it still. "You know if you made it lean a little further, you'll have the tower of Pisa beat." He said. "...we'll say it's a drunk snowman. Leave out some whisky for... whiskey Popsicles." You replied. "You mean for the nearest alcoholic to steal? That'll be right." He scoffed.

Black Mask: He stared at it for a long time. "...did you give that snowman tits?" "Yes but say boob's like a normal person." You replied. "...spent a lot of time on those, didn't you? Very...sculpted." He said, his eyes roaming over it. "Can you not eye up my snowlady?" You frowned. "I'm right here." Roman paused. "...Are you getting jealous of snow?"

Penguin: Whilst he was all for creativity, there was one glaring detail that stuck out to him. "...You have it facing our home. That dead inside face is going to be the first thing anyone sees of the outside world waking up and opening the curtains, and the last thing seen when closing the curtains at night." You thought about it. "Does that matter?" " ...no, guess not." He said not wanting to admit that having that thing staring at him through the window all day will creep him out.

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman & Robin: Year One #3 (2024)

written by Mark Waid art by Chris Samnee & Matheus Lopes

[adhdnursegoat]

I swear it's not cause it's my boi, but I absolutely identify as depressed horny.

@caesariawritesstuff

@wingedqueenlynx

@riddley-art

@capr1pengu1n

it’s perfect. I saw it at two am and I’ve been thinking about it all day.

[mortuary-collective]

Hello twiddler nation

[reginalusus]

Feel like when Jason gets a bit more open around Harvey, he'll happily ramble about Jane Austen.

Inspired by the inky sort of style in this art by Sarvan_Ingen on Twitter. <3 (I failed at replicating it but it was fun at least).

[justrandomtrashes]

Happy holiday to my parents <3