#TW: Caps

[simplysebby]

top surgery call that PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET RID OF MY TITS PLEASE GOD OH FUCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[neeks-happy-meal]

THE CHARACTER DESIGN. THE THEMES. THE LAUGHABLE IRONY OF BELOS VS LUZ (and also Easter). COLLECTOR REDEMPTION ARC. EVERYONE REUNITING. ALADARIUS MOMENT. HUNTLOW. LUMITYY. ALL OF THEM LIVING THEIR DREAMS. THE EPIC BATTLES. TRULY THE BEST FINALE WE COULD’VE ASKED FOR.

[thementallyillapollochild]

GUYS MY PARENTS ARE IN VEGAS AT THE SAME TIME AS TOMMY FUCKING INNIT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

[silly-gizmo]

ALERT ⚠️

THERE IS A DANGEROUSLY HIGH CHANCE OF SOMEONE PUTTING YOU IN A PILE OF SOFT WARM BLANKETS ALONG WITH LOTS OF SOFT FLUFFY KITTENS IT IS ADVISED FOR YOU TO HIDE IMMEDIATELY AND STAY CALM DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRAP UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!

[itsalyxh0n3i]

the things i would do to harvey from stardew valley. it should be a crime for him to be THAT slutty. thank you for coming to my ted talk

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

DOC GIVES GOOD CUDDLES

YES YES 100 TIMES YES

[just-being-a-bit-overdramatic]

Remind me again why exactly do people post pictures/videos of their cuts/scars and IS IT SO DIFFICULT FOR SOME OF YOU TO CLICK THAT GODDAMN ICON IN THE VERY RIGHT END TO CREATE A "Keep reading" BUTTON? SOME PEOPLE EVEN ON FUCKING SHBLR DON'T WANT TO SEE THE INSIDE OF YOUR SKIN OR YOUR BLOOD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

I’M SOBBING HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A PROFILE PICTURE BECAUSE HE ISN’T AN ARTIST

[thedeadestmeme]

i am. sobbing. i’m in so much despair right now. i am currently taking my past self by the shoulders and shaking them for all they’re worth bc WHY DIDN’T YOU READ THE MANGA BEFORE THIS. YOU COMPLETE FOOL. YOU SAW THE WARNING SIGNS AND IGNORED THEM. AND NOW I HAVE TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF OUR ERROR. i am,,, so sad,,,

[ethel-stuff]

YALLS, PLEASE GO WATCH THIS THEY NEED MORE LOVE OML

ITS 48 SECONDS OF ANIMATION AND IT ONLY HAS 200K VIEWS THIS IS CRIMINAL PLEASE PLEASE GO GIVE THEM SOME LOVE THANK YOU <3

[bisexual-birdy]

what the absolute fuck was that. so carolyn looped in MI6 as a way to come back??? and she gave up villainelle??? WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT CUBA????

yeah i knew i wasnt gonna be able to accept canon as real. in my ending carolyn and villainelle remain besties and eve and villainelle live happily ever after

[that-little-fucking-shit]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH THEY SAID THE THING

THEY SAID THE GET IN THE WATER THING

ARENT YOU TIRED POSEIDON HOW LONG WILL THIS GO?

IT WILL GO ON AS LONG AS I CONTINUE TO EXIST.

YOU ALL ACT AS THOUGH I WAS NOT BORN OF PURE ENERGY AND SPITE, IN A TIME WHERE THE PRIMORDIAL FATES WERE PAST "CHILDREN" AND INTO A REBELLION. I WAS NOT BORN TO BE A "CHILD" OR A "BROTHER" OR WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE YOU THINK I WAS BORN TO BE--I WAS BORN AS A WEAPON. THE BANE OF KRONOS, THE ONE POWERHOUSE THAT CAN SLOW THE FORCES OF TIME JUST LONG ENOUGH SO THAT THEY HAVE A CHANCE. I CAN COMMAND OCEANS, THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONTROLLED. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP YOU CAN COME TO BE KNOWING EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING FROM SUCH A YOUNG AGE? THERE IS NO STOP AND THERE NEVER WILL BE A STOP. I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO STOP AND I WILL NEVER KNOW HOW TO STOP. SO STOP PUTTING YOUR PUNY LITTLE MORALS ON ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

[not-mary-sue]

So, how can Abby see the ghosts? She seems to be able to see them before Mike starts work. Can all kids see them? Is it because William took her brother presumably before she was born? Is Abby just...like that? ANSWER ME, SCOTT

[twistedglass]

Me: PLEASE, game. I really want Jamil in his DORM uniform. Game: You want Jamil; got it. Me: Remember, I said DORM uniform. Game: Jamil, right! You want him. Me: Not SCHOOL. Not P.E. Not LAB WEAR.... Game: I got it, I got~! Me: C'mon…… Game: SCHOOL UNIFORM~! :D Me: ……..Why are you like this?

[mynameis-a]

WAIT WAIT HOLD THE DAMN PHONE

YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THIS ENTIRE TIME

WHOEVER’S NAME COMES FORST IN THE SHIP IS THE TOP????

SO LIKE HAIKAVEH IS TOP ALHAITHAM BUT KAVETHAM IS TOP KAVEH????????

I’VE BEEN THINKING IT WAS JUST WHICHEVER SHIP NAME SOUNDED BETTER FOR LITERAL YEARS

[moth-bells]

AYO GUESS WHICH BIG STRONG BOY WITH HORRIBLE NEEDLE ANXIETY GAVE HIMSELF A T SHOT ALL BY HIMSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER??? ME IT WAS ME IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF