#TOP WEDDING

[theoldkyokodied]

One wedding and three funerals

Background paintings under the cut

[hyunpic]

hyunjin attending the cartier high jewelry gala dinner

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

“I can tell TV from real life, Jeff. TV has structure, logic, rules, and likeable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you” is still one of the most METAL fucking lines in the entire series like??? abed just gagged him like that??? in front of EVERYONE??? insane. I’m still not over it. goddamn

[lizardkingeliot]

I got in that coffin of my own free will. In the quiet dark, we were equals.

[sourscratched]

unsleeping misc

[top-wedding]

フォトプランのご紹介 2023/2/12

皆さまこんばんわ！ 心なしか寒さもゆるみ、春らしい陽ざしが嬉しい季節となりましたが風邪などひかれていませんか？ TOP WEDDINGでは、多数のプランをご用意しております！ 本日は洋装のプランを1つご紹介させて頂きます！ 「洋装1点プラン」 ナチュラルに、リラックスして、ありのままの姿を。 お二人が自然と笑顔あふれるフォトウエディング✨ ・衣装　（プラン内よりセレクト） 新婦様　洋装1点 新郎様　洋装1点 ・美容　 新婦様ヘアセット（洋髪1点）＆ヘアアクセサリー＆メイクスタイリスト撮影同行（1名） ・場所（プラン内ロケーション1カ所） 鴨川/蹴上インクライン ・衣装　　 撮影全データＤＶＤ　150カット以上 フォトアルバム1冊　ページ数　10Ｐサイズ20×20cm 他にもプランございますので、次回ご紹介させて頂きます

[ellecuisine02]

Are you in the process of planning the menu for your special day? Read here to learn about top wedding food trends that your guests will love.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Maverick: I'M walking Bradley down the aisle! Iceman: No you're not! I am! Maverick: I AM! Iceman: I OUT RANK YOU! Maverick: SO WHAT - ? Roster(quietly):...Jake's parents aren't coming to the wedding. He and his dad haven't spoken since he came out to them a few years ago. Maverick & Iceman:...... Iceman(to Maverick): - I'M walking Jake down the aisle! Maverick: I'M walking Jake down the aisle! You get Bradley! Iceman: I'm the COMMANDER of the PACIFIC FLEET! Maverick: And I'm CAPTAIN of the "I Don't Give a Crap I'm Walking Jake Down the Aisle"-Brigade...!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

[ppeonppeonhan]

The Sexiest 2023 BL Scenes

I think we can all agree that there is an art to executing a sex scene -- and not everybody's an artist. This year, we (and, by that, I mean you) gif'd a couple of masterpieces that range from romantic to...educational. Here are the ones that live in my head rent free, in order of PG-13 to NC-17:

BEST ROLE-PLAY SEX: Bed Friend

If you had told me last year that incorporating cat ears into foreplay would result in one of the hottest scenes in BL, I would've given you bombastic side-eye. But James, the actor who plays Uea, pulled it off, and is probably responsible for a lot of Amazon orders till this day. (Episode 6)

BEST BEACH-SIDE SEX: The Eighth Sense

This entire sequence was so beautifully lit in golden tones, with soft touches, and romantic moments. It almost made you forget about the depression plot. Almost. (Episode 6)

LONG-AWAITED SEX: Hidden Agenda

Joke yearned for Zo in a way that was borderline comical. From the moment Zo kissed Joke like he was trying to give him CPR and then promptly shoved him out of his apartment, I knew every kiss after that would have to come with a parental warning. I'm surprised Joke didn't move in. (Episode 8)

DO-OVER SEX: Love Class 2

The music for this sex scene was so perfectly matched with the caressing and hand closeups. And the fact that it happened after the initially-ghosted Joo Hyuk got Sung Min to reconsider made it even sweeter. (Episode 9)

BEST WET SEX SCENE: Kiseki: Dear to Me

I may have enjoyed Ai Di and Chen Yi's love story more, but Fan Ze Rui and Bai Zong Yi were helping us all live out our tall boy fantasies. When he mounted him with a soft bounce, I knew the gif Gods would giveth. (Episode 7)

BEST EUPHORIC SEX: Only Friends

Ray looked like he reached nirvana when he made love to Sand in that sardine can of trailer, so of all their sex scenes, this was my fave. (Episode 9)

BEST INSECURITY-INDUCED SEX: Only Friends

Say what you will about Boston -- and the fandom has said a lot lol -- but if you had to choose a cast member to get you off, you'd choose him in a heartbeat. And yes, this scene was grimey. He f*cked his friend's potential boyfriend in the backseat of his car after manipulating him into believing he was cheated on, but can you blame him? He was probably tired of always having to give and never receive. Plus, Top did this vibrating move that made me wonder who told Force to do that... (Episode 3)

GIF by wanderlust-in-my-soul

BEST CENSORED SEX: Wedding Plan

I'm still mad that this scene wasn't in the Youtube cut. It paints an entirely different picture of their dynamic and their personalities. But thank God for the gif'ers, otherwise I would've missed how ravenous they were when they weren't...wedding planning. 😳 (Episode 6)

BEST WHIPLASH SEX: Be Mine Superstar

To be clear, WE were the ones getting whiplash. One minute, we were watching a sweet love story between an innocent college kid and his idol crush, and the next minute we were watching a masterclass on how to bang your one-night stand (consensually) until he agrees to date you. It's like...Sir, I'm on the train. Could you give a bitch a heads up? (Episode 8)

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While I am generally envious of every single one of these experiences, I'm even more envious of everyone's knee strength and flexibility. I could never. Rollerblading has ruined me. If I tried half of these positions, I'd have to get physical therapy. 🙃

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Buck: All right, there are seven days until the wedding, so we are officially transitioning from the "Month Of" clipboard to the… "Week Of" clipboard.

Eddie: My goodness. They're getting bigger.

Buck: You should see the honeymoon clipboard.

Eddie: Ooh. Is there a section for sex stuff?

Buck: Several. Ordered by physical exertion and time for you to rest so you can still walk around and enjoy daytime activities.

Eddie: I'm so in love with you.

[zelkam]

— the untamed (2019), episode 46

[swallowyourgods]

give me envy give me malice give! me! your! attention!

[sevenines]

i saw this tweet and found it interesting for two reasons. one is that some people base how good cartoon network would be to toh by how it treated su, and despite the fact that su’s treatment by the network was considered poor at the time, now its thought to be exceptionally good in comparison to modern shows.

two is how exactly su got impacted by a limited budget. a common criticism is how characters like connie, peridot, and lapis are left out of missions. but balancing a lot of characters is not only hard but also costly (extra animation, extra voices—it’s been revealed that the show is limited to a set number of characters per episode otherwise they’re over budget). animation mistakes are not uncommon since retakes cost extra. the entire reason the original show got cut short was due to loss of funding!

[gravidwithlore]

Changing things up around here and posting a very tasteful collection of some very demure men in their pure white wedding dresses that are as perfectly fitted and pristine as they were in their first fitting and none of them are about to have babies out of wedlock unless they hurry up and waddle down that aisle to say "I do."

[shanks]

Joacy