#TOM!!

[gumy-shark]

i know jack fuck about mob psycho but this au sounds SO interesting please tell me more

ok so! little crash course for you and my other non-mp100 mutuals:

shigeo “mob” kageyama is the main character of mob psycho 100. he is a sweet polite loserboy with no friends (except for his boss, a depressed 27-28 year old man) who sucks ass at school and sports and talking to girls. he lives a very normal life with his parents and his brother ritsu, goes to school, all that shit- except for his Godlike Psychic Powers. luckily for the world, this walking nuke has a personal rule to never use his powers on another person, and he generally prefers not to use them when he doesn’t have to!

shou is not the main character of mob psycho 100! he is a little shit of a 13 year old from the psychic terrorist organization Claw, and he is the son of Toichirou Suzuki, the boss of the whole organization. unlike his dad, shou actually has morals and shit, and is generally a firm believer that with great power comes great responsibility (this belief is eroded over time in the show by realizing that 1. his power is not really great at all and 2. it doesn’t Have to be his responsibility all the time). also shou has never really had a normal life or been a normal kid ever, on account of the whole “raised in a psychic terrorist organization trying to take over the world” thing.

(other notable characters in this au include: ritsu, mob’s brother; dimple, mob’s weird ghost friend/pet; teru, who’s like. this guy is hard to describe. imagine scott smajor now imagine he is 14 years old and blond)

so i decided: let’s swap ‘em! in this au, shou is a pretty normal kid who lives next door to ritsu kageyama (who is a Definitely Normal Kid who is Definitely An Only Child) and is trying to navigate growing up and shit, while mob is an unwilling enforcer for (and potential successor to) a terrorist organization that aims to take over the world.

some notes i don’t think i’ve shared yet:

in canon, mob represses All of his emotions out of fear that his emotion-fueled powers will hurt people. in this au, he does Not get the luxury of not hurting people, whether he wants to or not, and while he’s still bottling industry levels of shit up he’s a lot more outwardly emotional in this au than in canon.

shou’s definitely powerful, but nowhere Near powerful enough to worry about hurting people by going haywire. instead, he and his mom have a Rule that he can Never use his powers where other people could see, not when that kind of rumor can get back to claw. his main struggle in this au is balancing protecting others with protecting himself (also the lingering guilt of being the son of a terrorist and just Living with it instead of doing anything about it. it’s just who he is).

[the-gayestidiot]

media asks are off! answer this n ill reblog with the kitty that reminds me of u!!! :D

Okay :D

[remcocoa]

[huntsvillehq]

(Rahoul Kohli) [THE SEARCHER]. Please welcome [ZAIN MADAN] (HE/HIM)] to Huntsville, WV. They are an [32]-year-old [VISITOR] who lives in [TOWN]. You may see them around working as a [HEAD OF PARKS & REC]. They are looking for [ZOË CLARK] their [FIANCEÉ Poor unfortunate soul. We’ll see if they survive. (TOM, 21+, HE/HIM, GMT)

WELCOME TO HUNTSVILLE, WV, zain. Please follow this checklist and submit your account within 48 hours. Do not stay out after dark, and beware the whispers calling you into the woods at dusk. (age updated to 34)

[myjetpack]

my latest cartoon for New Scientist.

[heartiella]

[thattripleabattery]

[takenbytheempty]

I love queer movies where the protagonist realizes that his ex-girlfriend is better off with someone else, and that he actually finds his soulmate in his mutant best friend (+their love language is killing each other)

[vimbry]

some of my favourite spongebob moments are when they accentuate the gag w/ a live-action punchline

[wolfboywarmachines]

happy pride to the marketing team tom hardy held at gunpoint to get this gay ass tagline

[maaarine]

based

[gumy-shark]

i have no pictures of The Characters rn but ! here is my cat

KITY!!!! what r they doing in there…

[saintlaurentproblems]

Wait that’s fucking weird lol

[fuhosh-i]

“Where’s the pathetic element?” Exactly Tom Hardy. Exactly.

(x)

[unifiedintelligencetaskwhores]

"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"