#TIME’S MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD

[crazylittlejester]

DAILY BRAINROT

You know, what? I'm sleep-deprived today, so we're going to do sleep deprivation headcanons for kicks and giggles.

Wind - Is very giggly when sleep-deprived. Will laugh at anything and everything. Ends up hanging off of someone older until he crashes and sleeps like a rock for 12 hours straight.

Sky - Has the worst dark circles ever. Looks like a zombie. Will drink coffee, and he doesn't even like coffee in the first place. The only thing preventing him from committing murder is exhaustion.

Hyrule - He's super spacey. Literally, the only thing he is paying attention to is anything that's actively trying to kill him. Will just lie down in a hole and refuse to get up until he's slept it off.

Wild - It doesn't really make much of a difference. He does feel more tired than usual, but all he needs is some coffee. Probably has something to do with the Shrine of Resurrection.

Time - Usually just conveniently vanishes to sleep it off or ignores whatever disasters are occurring. As far as he's concerned, as long as he doesn't make eye contact, he doesn't have to deal with it.

Warriors - Poor guy just constantly shakes. He's functional, unless you need him to do paperwork. In which case, good luck deciphering his handwriting. Also, will never admit he's tired to anyone.

Legend - Either doesn't bother getting out of bed or just drops like a rock. He has gone through way too much to bother dealing with his problems while sleep-deprived.

Twilight - Doesn't really talk. Like, at all. Tries to power through it, but is really easily overwhelmed. Normally ends up going to sleep because he just had a mental breakdown.

Four - It's impossible to tell he's sleep-deprived until he's giving someone That Look again. The amount of sass contained in such a small person is honestly terrifying.

Canon. Canon, I was there. No notes, 12/10, yup.

[dipperscavern]

request: letting robb stark take me feral like the wolf he is

unfortunately this is giving me thoughts.

usually, he’s ever so gentle. passionate, attentive, unapologetic in his desire for you. but he’s stressed. constantly frustrated. angry, even. so, you offer for him to take it out on you. an outlet to release all of his pent up energy. he’s hesitant at first, unsure & unwilling to hurt you, but you trust him — and you tell him as much.

so here you are. your throat & chest littered with marks, some areas bitten. he didn’t even bother to prep you, bottoming out in one swift push that knocks the air from your lungs. his nails leave indents from where they tightly grip your hips. or, anywhere he can reach, really. his pace is relentless, harsh & setting your nerves on fire. you squirm, wanting reprieve as you lose track of the amount of times you’ve peaked.

he merely pulls you closer, back flush against his chest as he leans forward, positioning his head next to your ear so you can hear him.

“where you goin’? hm?” he doesn’t get a reply. he doesn’t expect one.

“thought you could take it? y’said you could.”

he sets a new pace, tantalizingly slow as he fully bottoms out & then pulls himself almost entirely away. and again. and again. his hands roam you, and you’re not sure this is the same robb you married. he’s rough — harsh. he’s mean.

…🫠

[the-undeadbeat]

one-time-i-dreamt out here confusing us all once again.

My hopes were way up there this time ngl.

[vero-niche]

obsessed with how in the new beastars episode for every haru imagery comes a louis one right after. i have movies autism and an english major degree for moments like these

[bitethedevil]

Were you a Diddy fan before all the mess? If it’s the case what about now? I’m curious about how his fan feel about it now

Anon, this is a Raphael thirst blog…lmao

[royalarchivist]

Eret: If you get top surgery, you have to get a tattoo at the same time.

Y’know, tit for tat.

[snoji]

this is still my favorite quote from a fanfic

[doubledyke]

eene sims update

may moved in

ed and may got married

may is pregnant

she's currently playing cards with edd and eddy while ed is at work which is very cute to me for some reason

[ask-shane]

Shane my gorgeous pookie, why are you so ugly? You're really cute but stop being so ugly, please. kisses!

this ask gave me whiplash.

[super5tarfruit]

December 2nd, 2023

Previous drawing || Next drawing After 20 minutes of nonstop snow-facts, Noelle could see Kris (and apparently the snowshovel) starting to freeze into a giant ice-cube. Quickly bringing them inside, she remedies their frozen state. "Here, this should make you feel better, Kris." * Noelle hands them the hot chocolates * As they are blissfully enjoying the best hot-cocoa in all of hometown, Noelle begins to realize the worst... " They weren't even listening to my wonderful, well-thought-out, well-executed, awe-inspiring, speech!!! " Noelle, somewhat defeated and mad, sits trying to make best of the situation, knowing that she might have failed to teach Kris (and that snow-shovel) the joy of the Christmas season... But, she knows that this isn't the last of it; rather, it is just the beginning... In a new perspective, she realized that she had Kris drinking hot-cocoa in December! Yes! That's it! She then remembers the quote by Sun Tzu, "Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."

She has won. Now, it is time for war...!

Kris and the snow shovel began to look at Noelle confused and concerned, because, for the past 4 minutes, she had been monologuing her plans...out-loud... Noelle froze like a deer looking into headlights. Her face turned redder than a lobster in a sauna, as if embarrassment had just RSVP'd to the party on her cheeks.

[tiny-chubby-bird]

another collection of star rail classics (plus some extra sampo content again, of course).

[kirkwallguy]

kirkwallguy x astarion enemies to lovers redemption arc slowburn 300k mutual pining toxic yaoi

the thing is i DOO like him but not in a romancable way.....he makes me laugh whenever he's in my party it's like having a twink tim curry character following you around

[moretheta]

bro really said let's kamikaze this baby 😭😭😭

[kennyomegasweave]

Q and Toey are everything to me. Their dynamic is 100%:

Toey: 🥰 you're the most jealous man I know 🥰

Q: 😤 you know other men??? 😤

I can't wait until they're actually together cause it'll only get better.

[blauequuleus]

So I’ve been playing My Time at Sandrock and just the funniest thing happened in terms of the timing of some quests.

Below the cut for spoilers

So I’m romancing Fang and we just had the dramatic train scene where he’s talking about why he can’t be in a relationship cause he’s scared of losing people he loves again.

(I didn’t think his past could get sadder but boy did the devs prove me wrong)

But unfortunately right after that conversation, not even two hours later my builder gets kicked off a cliff by that goat and presumed dead.

Like that is simultaneously hilarious and sad cause the timing on those quests could literally not have been worse.

Dude fought so hard to not be in a relationship for explicit reason of he didn’t think he could handle the person he loves dying on him again.

And then immediately after he finally opens up and lets himself be in a relationship the exact thing he was worried about happened.

It didnt even get to noon that same day 😭.

Poor Fang had to be going through so many emotions when they told him the person he just started a relationship with that morning was probably dead

Dude had to think he might be actually cursed for a hot sec.

But also that sequence of events is so funny for that same reason of just how bad the timing was with those quests lining up like they did.

I just keep having my brain play whole emotional confession scene with Fang again then hard cutting to my builder getting punted by the goat off the cliff 🤣

[crowscadence]

Been a while since I’ve read bsd wan but I finally sat down and read volume six and god I forgot how genuinely funny wan can be at times