#TIME’S MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD

[crazylittlejester]

DAILY BRAINROT

You know, what? I'm sleep-deprived today, so we're going to do sleep deprivation headcanons for kicks and giggles.

Wind - Is very giggly when sleep-deprived. Will laugh at anything and everything. Ends up hanging off of someone older until he crashes and sleeps like a rock for 12 hours straight.

Sky - Has the worst dark circles ever. Looks like a zombie. Will drink coffee, and he doesn't even like coffee in the first place. The only thing preventing him from committing murder is exhaustion.

Hyrule - He's super spacey. Literally, the only thing he is paying attention to is anything that's actively trying to kill him. Will just lie down in a hole and refuse to get up until he's slept it off.

Wild - It doesn't really make much of a difference. He does feel more tired than usual, but all he needs is some coffee. Probably has something to do with the Shrine of Resurrection.

Time - Usually just conveniently vanishes to sleep it off or ignores whatever disasters are occurring. As far as he's concerned, as long as he doesn't make eye contact, he doesn't have to deal with it.

Warriors - Poor guy just constantly shakes. He's functional, unless you need him to do paperwork. In which case, good luck deciphering his handwriting. Also, will never admit he's tired to anyone.

Legend - Either doesn't bother getting out of bed or just drops like a rock. He has gone through way too much to bother dealing with his problems while sleep-deprived.

Twilight - Doesn't really talk. Like, at all. Tries to power through it, but is really easily overwhelmed. Normally ends up going to sleep because he just had a mental breakdown.

Four - It's impossible to tell he's sleep-deprived until he's giving someone That Look again. The amount of sass contained in such a small person is honestly terrifying.

Canon. Canon, I was there. No notes, 12/10, yup.

[dipperscavern]

request: letting robb stark take me feral like the wolf he is

unfortunately this is giving me thoughts.

usually, he’s ever so gentle. passionate, attentive, unapologetic in his desire for you. but he’s stressed. constantly frustrated. angry, even. so, you offer for him to take it out on you. an outlet to release all of his pent up energy. he’s hesitant at first, unsure & unwilling to hurt you, but you trust him — and you tell him as much.

so here you are. your throat & chest littered with marks, some areas bitten. he didn’t even bother to prep you, bottoming out in one swift push that knocks the air from your lungs. his nails leave indents from where they tightly grip your hips. or, anywhere he can reach, really. his pace is relentless, harsh & setting your nerves on fire. you squirm, wanting reprieve as you lose track of the amount of times you’ve peaked.

he merely pulls you closer, back flush against his chest as he leans forward, positioning his head next to your ear so you can hear him.

“where you goin’? hm?” he doesn’t get a reply. he doesn’t expect one.

“thought you could take it? y’said you could.”

he sets a new pace, tantalizingly slow as he fully bottoms out & then pulls himself almost entirely away. and again. and again. his hands roam you, and you’re not sure this is the same robb you married. he’s rough — harsh. he’s mean.

…🫠

[the-undeadbeat]

one-time-i-dreamt out here confusing us all once again.

My hopes were way up there this time ngl.

[bitethedevil]

Were you a Diddy fan before all the mess? If it’s the case what about now? I’m curious about how his fan feel about it now

Anon, this is a Raphael thirst blog…lmao

[royalarchivist]

Eret: If you get top surgery, you have to get a tattoo at the same time.

Y’know, tit for tat.

[snoji]

this is still my favorite quote from a fanfic

[ask-shane]

Shane my gorgeous pookie, why are you so ugly? You're really cute but stop being so ugly, please. kisses!

this ask gave me whiplash.

[super5tarfruit]

December 2nd, 2023

Previous drawing || Next drawing After 20 minutes of nonstop snow-facts, Noelle could see Kris (and apparently the snowshovel) starting to freeze into a giant ice-cube. Quickly bringing them inside, she remedies their frozen state. "Here, this should make you feel better, Kris." * Noelle hands them the hot chocolates * As they are blissfully enjoying the best hot-cocoa in all of hometown, Noelle begins to realize the worst... " They weren't even listening to my wonderful, well-thought-out, well-executed, awe-inspiring, speech!!! " Noelle, somewhat defeated and mad, sits trying to make best of the situation, knowing that she might have failed to teach Kris (and that snow-shovel) the joy of the Christmas season... But, she knows that this isn't the last of it; rather, it is just the beginning... In a new perspective, she realized that she had Kris drinking hot-cocoa in December! Yes! That's it! She then remembers the quote by Sun Tzu, "Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."

She has won. Now, it is time for war...!

Kris and the snow shovel began to look at Noelle confused and concerned, because, for the past 4 minutes, she had been monologuing her plans...out-loud... Noelle froze like a deer looking into headlights. Her face turned redder than a lobster in a sauna, as if embarrassment had just RSVP'd to the party on her cheeks.

[sepia-stained-sunset]

I really really want an au where Dana, traumatized though she is after Boomerang's attack, steps up and hardens her heart to be the last bit of family Tim has left (as far as she knows, anyway, since Bruce had the emotional literacy of an ulceric porcupine). A Dana who knows she's not his mother and he's not her son, but they love each other and that's all that matters. A Dana who is hurt and grieving the loss of her husband, but who pushes it down to shield herself and her stepson from those who would pilfer what little they had left.

It's such a tired cliche for female characters to be defined by motherhood, but Dana is a really good stepmother in the comics and them just throwing her into a mental hospital in a city that gets blown up a year later just pisses me off. Dana played an important role in Tim's life, not as a second mother but as a friend and an authority figure who wouldn't lash out at him or punish him for stupid shit. She never turns on him, never insults or berates him, never implies that he has to be anything more than himself with her, and considering how every other adult in this kid's life treats him, she should be up there with Dick in regards to his favorite people.

And hell, you could get a really interesting storyline out of Dana and Tim trying to protect each other, Dana in their civilian identities in regards to mitigating potential scandals and providing alibis, and Tim in his hero identity by giving her self-defense training and beefing up the house's security measures. Maybe a storyline where tabloids and gossip rags are insinuating that she’s trying to steal Tim's inheritance or that she had a hand in her husband's death, only for Tim to see that and call in a few favors to get those stories redacted and an official apology issued. Have her be the one person he keeps in contact with during his Brucequest, holding down the fort and reminding him that she won't give up on him.

Let Dana and Tim have a good relationship without Jack in the picture, is what I'm saying.

(Also the idea of Dana going after Jason with a bowie knife after Titans Tower despite Tim insisting that it's fine, this wasn't even in his top twenty beatdowns, please don't, and Jason having no idea how to handle her, is very funny to me)

I'm living for the idea that Dana is just semi-aware that Tim is a vigilante. Like she knows she can't stop him but she sure as fuck can keep him safe. Plausible deniability at its finest (aka she helps clean up his wounds and injuries while loudly exclaiming that he should be safer while 'skateboarding')

You just know that Ra's wouldn't have come two feet within Tim during Red Robin if he could just whip out his phone and call Dana and let her know that there was a guy she was totally welcome to run over with her car.

Also, she would most definitely put his 'mourning' Kon and kiss with Cassie into perspective wayy quicker.

[tiny-chubby-bird]

another collection of star rail classics (plus some extra sampo content again, of course).

[moretheta]

bro really said let's kamikaze this baby 😭😭😭

[kennyomegasweave]

Q and Toey are everything to me. Their dynamic is 100%:

Toey: 🥰 you're the most jealous man I know 🥰

Q: 😤 you know other men??? 😤

I can't wait until they're actually together cause it'll only get better.

[blauequuleus]

So I’ve been playing My Time at Sandrock and just the funniest thing happened in terms of the timing of some quests.

Below the cut for spoilers

So I’m romancing Fang and we just had the dramatic train scene where he’s talking about why he can’t be in a relationship cause he’s scared of losing people he loves again.

(I didn’t think his past could get sadder but boy did the devs prove me wrong)

But unfortunately right after that conversation, not even two hours later my builder gets kicked off a cliff by that goat and presumed dead.

Like that is simultaneously hilarious and sad cause the timing on those quests could literally not have been worse.

Dude fought so hard to not be in a relationship for explicit reason of he didn’t think he could handle the person he loves dying on him again.

And then immediately after he finally opens up and lets himself be in a relationship the exact thing he was worried about happened.

It didnt even get to noon that same day 😭.

Poor Fang had to be going through so many emotions when they told him the person he just started a relationship with that morning was probably dead

Dude had to think he might be actually cursed for a hot sec.

But also that sequence of events is so funny for that same reason of just how bad the timing was with those quests lining up like they did.

I just keep having my brain play whole emotional confession scene with Fang again then hard cutting to my builder getting punted by the goat off the cliff 🤣

[crowscadence]

Been a while since I’ve read bsd wan but I finally sat down and read volume six and god I forgot how genuinely funny wan can be at times

[adhd-merlin]

deleting this scene was a crime against me personally

[tjs-stuffs]

big chance that this is the only month of emmet prompt i’ll do lmfao (day 13: favorite ship)

sorry emmer i love you but month challenges have never been my thing 😔