#TIME’S MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD

[crazylittlejester]

DAILY BRAINROT

You know, what? I'm sleep-deprived today, so we're going to do sleep deprivation headcanons for kicks and giggles.

Wind - Is very giggly when sleep-deprived. Will laugh at anything and everything. Ends up hanging off of someone older until he crashes and sleeps like a rock for 12 hours straight.

Sky - Has the worst dark circles ever. Looks like a zombie. Will drink coffee, and he doesn't even like coffee in the first place. The only thing preventing him from committing murder is exhaustion.

Hyrule - He's super spacey. Literally, the only thing he is paying attention to is anything that's actively trying to kill him. Will just lie down in a hole and refuse to get up until he's slept it off.

Wild - It doesn't really make much of a difference. He does feel more tired than usual, but all he needs is some coffee. Probably has something to do with the Shrine of Resurrection.

Time - Usually just conveniently vanishes to sleep it off or ignores whatever disasters are occurring. As far as he's concerned, as long as he doesn't make eye contact, he doesn't have to deal with it.

Warriors - Poor guy just constantly shakes. He's functional, unless you need him to do paperwork. In which case, good luck deciphering his handwriting. Also, will never admit he's tired to anyone.

Legend - Either doesn't bother getting out of bed or just drops like a rock. He has gone through way too much to bother dealing with his problems while sleep-deprived.

Twilight - Doesn't really talk. Like, at all. Tries to power through it, but is really easily overwhelmed. Normally ends up going to sleep because he just had a mental breakdown.

Four - It's impossible to tell he's sleep-deprived until he's giving someone That Look again. The amount of sass contained in such a small person is honestly terrifying.

Canon. Canon, I was there. No notes, 12/10, yup.

[dakotac0le]

Piece i made in February of last year about aac communities that i still really like

[dipperscavern]

request: letting robb stark take me feral like the wolf he is

unfortunately this is giving me thoughts.

usually, he’s ever so gentle. passionate, attentive, unapologetic in his desire for you. but he’s stressed. constantly frustrated. angry, even. so, you offer for him to take it out on you. an outlet to release all of his pent up energy. he’s hesitant at first, unsure & unwilling to hurt you, but you trust him — and you tell him as much.

so here you are. your throat & chest littered with marks, some areas bitten. he didn’t even bother to prep you, bottoming out in one swift push that knocks the air from your lungs. his nails leave indents from where they tightly grip your hips. or, anywhere he can reach, really. his pace is relentless, harsh & setting your nerves on fire. you squirm, wanting reprieve as you lose track of the amount of times you’ve peaked.

he merely pulls you closer, back flush against his chest as he leans forward, positioning his head next to your ear so you can hear him.

“where you goin’? hm?” he doesn’t get a reply. he doesn’t expect one.

“thought you could take it? y’said you could.”

he sets a new pace, tantalizingly slow as he fully bottoms out & then pulls himself almost entirely away. and again. and again. his hands roam you, and you’re not sure this is the same robb you married. he’s rough — harsh. he’s mean.

…🫠

[athenasdragon]

Have we considered that maybe Zevran made up all that stuff about the Crows to try and get laid and that's why they seem so different in Veilguard

[vero-niche]

obsessed with how in the new beastars episode for every haru imagery comes a louis one right after. i have movies autism and an english major degree for moments like these

[bitethedevil]

Were you a Diddy fan before all the mess? If it’s the case what about now? I’m curious about how his fan feel about it now

Anon, this is a Raphael thirst blog…lmao

[xxplastic-cubexx]

thinkin bout magneto's lil list of aliases from that One Shot of his government file or w/e in 97 and how it lists the three main men who've played him (David Hemblen, Ian McKellen, Michael Fassbender) and kinda cackling at the idea 1.) if they included All his names 2.) having 'michael' on that list twice

[moretheta]

bro really said let's kamikaze this baby 😭😭😭

[snoji]

this is still my favorite quote from a fanfic

[doubledyke]

eene sims update

may moved in

ed and may got married

may is pregnant

she's currently playing cards with edd and eddy while ed is at work which is very cute to me for some reason

[ask-shane]

Shane my gorgeous pookie, why are you so ugly? You're really cute but stop being so ugly, please. kisses!

this ask gave me whiplash.

[super5tarfruit]

December 2nd, 2023

Previous drawing || Next drawing After 20 minutes of nonstop snow-facts, Noelle could see Kris (and apparently the snowshovel) starting to freeze into a giant ice-cube. Quickly bringing them inside, she remedies their frozen state. "Here, this should make you feel better, Kris." * Noelle hands them the hot chocolates * As they are blissfully enjoying the best hot-cocoa in all of hometown, Noelle begins to realize the worst... " They weren't even listening to my wonderful, well-thought-out, well-executed, awe-inspiring, speech!!! " Noelle, somewhat defeated and mad, sits trying to make best of the situation, knowing that she might have failed to teach Kris (and that snow-shovel) the joy of the Christmas season... But, she knows that this isn't the last of it; rather, it is just the beginning... In a new perspective, she realized that she had Kris drinking hot-cocoa in December! Yes! That's it! She then remembers the quote by Sun Tzu, "Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."

She has won. Now, it is time for war...!

Kris and the snow shovel began to look at Noelle confused and concerned, because, for the past 4 minutes, she had been monologuing her plans...out-loud... Noelle froze like a deer looking into headlights. Her face turned redder than a lobster in a sauna, as if embarrassment had just RSVP'd to the party on her cheeks.

[tiny-chubby-bird]

another collection of star rail classics (plus some extra sampo content again, of course).

[thistledropkick]

Despe:

I respect his skill and experience

but

that's it.

Just because we're tagging together doesn't mean we're friends or anything

# KUSHIDA

[themetalvirus]

[kirkwallguy]

kirkwallguy x astarion enemies to lovers redemption arc slowburn 300k mutual pining toxic yaoi

the thing is i DOO like him but not in a romancable way.....he makes me laugh whenever he's in my party it's like having a twink tim curry character following you around