#THOG JUST A GUY

[gorbo-longstocking]

oooo yay its my bday i just hit the big two four!!! so if you see my age in bio change you know whats up. uhh book update for the five people who are interested, i hit 33k words a few days ago and im having a blast writing it!! i still have a long way to go before its finished, i estimate the rough draft alone will take about a year to finish. but yeah the purpose of this post is to do a small poll—

i was thinking, that mayhaps, i could share a scene or two that i particularly liked or made me laugh every chapter to few chapters or so on this account? i wanted to ask before i do it because i know yall followed me for fanfic and i dont wanna clog anyones dash. however, it would be a way for me to share parts of my writing still (not doing so is making me insane ill write a scene and want to paul revere it so bad because i love it sm) and remain active on this account

[sracha]

lol

[sheetzking]

no old man is safe from my greasy paws <3

[low-poly-leon]

Woah, slow down babe!

[windrunner]

i know i keep offering help and an open ear about more serious or practical things like legal shit/vpns/paperwork/safety/whatever but also.... truly if you just need to shoot the shit with someone to destress, i am here. frankly i think this is the perfect time if you've ever gone "damn i wanna talk to that guy about xyz" because i would love to talk about literally anything. if u need a friend i am just Here

[lesbianusahana]

Today’s international lesbian day… I’m too nervous to make a fancy promo lest I scare The Hoes (the exclusionists)

[zfedraws]

wip i wanted to do for mermay but idk if ill finish it....

[cinnamnt]

one piece my behated

[devicecontact]

I hate that true lab gaster amalgamate theory video so much never talk about alyphs that way again

[spider-man-2o99]

(cinemasins ding noise)

yeah this one’s going into the comp of times miguel almost freakin beefed it on-screen. thanks 4 the assist there thanatos

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

Remembering the brief period in my life when i was obsessed with ashido, the only filler character with rights bc kubo originally planned to include him in the manga but had to cut him for time

[beepbeepinthecorner]

Hey everyone meet my new Thrilling Intent sona/oc! He goes by Bal because Borbal is a hideous name. He’s pathetic. He relies on people mistaking him for a wizard so that they’ll be really surprised when he starts throwing knives.

I’m still futzing with his backstory but the basics is he is Alarani, got fucked over by the Alarani, fled Alaran, and is now trying really hard not to get his shit kicked in.

I figure If he met the gang they would fight initially so we could have the funny moment later where Markus Gregor inexplicably consider him a friend after fighting him once.

Conversations I have imagined him having, if you will indulge my cringeness:

-Gregor: “Do wizards normally throw this many knives? I’ve fought a lot of wizards and I feel like there’s usually less knives.”

-Bal: *sweating bullets and bleeding profusely* “They’re warning knives, better not stick around to see what terrible magics I have..!”

-Markus: “Really very common wizard tactic frankly I’m surprised you don’t recognize it Gregor.”

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-Ashe: “So you’re… NOT, a wizard..?”

-Bal: *forlorn sigh* “No… I just dress up as one in hopes that people won’t mess with me…”

-Ashe, visibly doubtful: “Does that… actually work?”

-Bal: *with shame* “Better than you might think, but hardly enough to make it worth it.”

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-Ashe: “That sounds… kind of depressing.”

-Bal: “That’s life in Alaran. You get beat in the streets for your diminutive size, so you pretend to be a wizard and get beat slightly less.”

-Gregor: “I’ve been there buddy. -Not really the dressing up as a wizard thing, but the beatings in the streets thing. It builds character. :o)”

-Bal: “Yeah, this guy gets it.”

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-Markus: “My gods, what a cowardly and deceptive strategy!” (/pos)

-Bal: “I was raised in Alaran, all I have are my wits and my cowardly deceptions!”

-Thog: “And an almost impressive amount of debt to Meadshire.”

-Bal: *deflated* “That was.. mostly beyond my control..”

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*After getting on good terms with the gang, about to meet some of their friends*

-Bal: *spots Thog and immediately ducks behind the nearest objects to hide*

-The gang: “???”

-Bal: *hissed whisper* “OH MY GODS. You didn’t tell me you’re affiliates of Meadshire!!”

-Ashe: “WH-“

-Bal: “I am at least 80% sure you legally have to disclose that..!!!”

[despazito]

We got caught in a storm and just had thunder that literally shook the floors yet despite being a sensitive little guy thog don't caare

[poryphoria]

can i ask about my guys. wimble or gabby. alternatively: sanf

ill do ya one better friend ILL DO ALL THREE! will be splitting it up into 3 different posts tho if ya don't mind 🫰

JIMBLETON FIRST! WHY NOT!

HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS CHARACTER:

Objectively Funny As Fuck Guy. i sincerely hope we never find out what's wrong with him. i don't think i could fix him but god i could make him so much worse. and at the end of the day, isn't that what love and the power of friendship is all about? he's also genuinely very compelling i think his Thog No Caare attitude is interesting as FUCK

ALL THE PPL I SHIP WITH THEM:

Oouhh let me pull up the list. tricky, sanford, deimos, cpot...Nevada's Most Wanted, for sure! (im not a multishipper btw these all just coincide In the exact same canon. to me. Hank has a lot of hands) (also no 2bhank, sorry y'all :( i think they're funny in the right circumstance but i am Not a fan of how the majority of the fandom uses it to reduce Hank to a mindless beast! and I just don't get much out of it as a dynamic LOL)

MY NON-ROMANTICAL OTP:

hmmmmm. toughie 4 sure. is it enough to say his dynamic with the auditor absolutely captivates me? how much auditor cares, how much he Doesn't? i think they're hilarious. im watching them with a theater monocle and a bucket of popcorn you must envision

MY UNPOPULAR ONION:

idkkkk Idkkkk i think ppl are kind of fucking weird and annoying about giving hank character agency. "he's a construct of the employers" "he's a mindless beast" "he's basically an animal as a MAG" all irritate me very badly. like i think the objectively funniest and most interesting way to look at hank is to view him as a regular ass person, bc that's what he is at his core- just one that's been granted a very dangerous loophole around dying.

ONE THING I WISH WOULD HAPPEN TO THEM IN CANON:

dude when the fuck ISNT stuff happening to this guy. i think there should be an episode where hank struggles really hard to have a Regular Day Without Violence. that's all

[simcardiac-arrested]

sep is just so gender . to me. and by that i mean they don’t have a gender. their gender is nothing. but no actually their gender is Something. they will just not tell u what it is. tch. you could never comprehend. you could never fathom. they would never explain it to you. but just know that he can be your girlfriend if u want. he can be just a guy. he can be nothing. thog don’t caare. perceive him however u want and you will always be wrong but thog don’t caare. He’s just here to confuse people

[jrueships]

bro how are you always accidentally making polls? i have never accidentally made a poll?? are you okay???

?!?!??! SO IM THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES THIS?????? ....HRMG.

OKAY LOOKLOOK HERE ILL YOUTUBE THUMBNAIL RED RING IT FOR U

see TGAT?? T U A T!!!!!!‼️‼️

THAT S THE!!!!!! THE RED!!! it's not the red ignore that sorry i was looking at my YouTube thumbnail red ring lol quite captivating, my speciman. anyways I KEEP THINKING THATS LIKE A UMMM AN ORGANIZING THING!! LIKE A MAKE A LIST OUT OF UR PARAGRAPHS BUTTON!!!! and im like THISLL MAKE CHECKING FOR SPELLING ERRORS EASIER BCS LESS WORDS ARE CRAMMED :D!!! and then i press it and i get DUPED with DEATH‼️‼️ I CANT DELETE IT!!!! THERES NO X OPTION!!!!!!!!!!! usually that's why the poll happens randomly during my random essays bcs too many word together hurt Thog (me, Ted 🤕) that's also why i rarely ever read any of my posts/anything i ever write like. like the people that don't wash their hands after using the restroom, i am here to do my business... an Leave (sorry for the doodoo comparison. Ive tried thinking of cleaner ones but my mind keeps going to shit, literally) (I HATE SCAT BTW .) ( I MENTION SHIT BCS I AM SIX. I AM NOT SICK .) ANYWAYS yea bcs i keep getting DUPED by the FALSE ADVERTISING!!!

BCS DOESNT THAT LOOK LIKE A LIST??? AM I CRAZY OR STUPID??????? THAT LOOKS LIKE I COULD CHANGE IT INTO SEPARATED DOTS!!!! I NEED SPACING I NEED R O O M to BREATHE!!!!!! i am but a trapped gas seeking escape HELP ME!!!! anyways i think this time i accidentally clicked it tho trying

OMG GUYS THERES A READMORE OPTION REIGHT NEXT TO THE ACCURSED POLL WTF?? I JUST FIGURED THAT OUT BCS I JUST NOTICED IT WAS THERE NOW THAT IM LOOKING AT MY SCREEN ACTIVELY WTF! I DONT HAVE TO TYPE IT MANUALLY ANYMORE??? THATS SO COOL! anyways sorry i think i was trying to click the image option but my thumbs went stupid and sailed to hell srry IM ON MOBILE !!!!!!!!