#THIS WAS TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE

[blitzbuckz]

"THIS IS MY LAWYER? I'M COOKED"

[daemon-in-my-head]

Akakxk I nearly spat out my drink:

Pls you're so welcome @vestigialpersonality though I request to be called Nurse Daemon from this day onwards lmfao

I'd say Nurse Joy but I'm not gonna risk Nintendo suing me for having the name I have. I wouldn't be surprised if they did.

[quintessential-candles]

“Clearly this idiot has never played among us” - My cousin while playing Danganronpa

[stealthatsweater]

never say ATiny doesn't have a sense of humor

[erin-bo-berin]

*me and @keerysbrandnewbg talking about how much Joe looks like his mom*

Me: I swear Nina [Keery] was like “our only son is gonna be MY twin.”

@keerysbrandnewbg: She was like “David I don’t need you, I’m gonna make our son myself.”

Me: *wheezes for a good 5 minutes*

[marzipanandminutiae]

what's with the weird glorification of smoking that's come back lately

like

I've seen so many posts that paint opposing smoking as some impossibly Loser-ish or puritanical stance and I really don't get it

it makes you, your house, and your clothing stink, destroys your teeth, and gives you lung cancer. opposing it is. Correct. obviously addiction is very complicated and quitting can be hard, but just saying "smoking is gross and harmful as a practice (including vaping)" is True and Right actually

some of you have never grown up hearing about how some beloved family member died a slow, agonized, wasting death of smoking-induced cancer, or watching it firsthand for yourself, and it shows

[kittykatninja321]

@damianbugs LMAO

[lastoneout]

the whole guilt-tripping language in posts about important topics paired with how I'm still getting bitches in my notes talking about why it's actually good to tell "bad" people to kill themselves continues to prove to me that a lot of people have absolutely no concept of social justice or activism outside of assuming the worst of and then viciously attacking strangers on the internet

[night-orchids]

the fact that you can see the exact moment tears appear in his eyes

[shotmrmiller]

fully believe simon would tell you that he's made a bet with the guys that he can get you to sleep with him and since soap knows he has no charisma whatsoever, the pot is sizable. he'll split half with you, ofc. he's not one to play a bird, he says. he's not that cruel.

except there is no bet. no pot. and what money he gave you came out of his own pocket.

[codesquire]

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

[shadow-draws-gta]

I had a dream last night that Creed IV came out and I was hyped but it ended up being a crossover with The Karate Kid so obviously I was even more excited about that because I love The Karate Kid (I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t love to see a Rocky/Creed and Karate Kid/Cobra Kai crossover), and the whole plot line was that Rocky went missing, and no one knew where he was, and at one point I was actually transported into the film but I was just standing on the sidelines saying nothing and doing nothing. And for some reason I have sort of commercial breaks in my dreams and there were a lot in this one.

And the end of the film was that Adonis Creed was going to fight Terry Silver and I was actually shaking I was so excited to see that. And then right before it happened I woke up 😭 it’s a shame I would have loved to see Adonis Creed VS Terry Silver. Out of curiosity, in a fight between Adonis Creed from Creed and Terry Silver from The Karate Kid who do you all think would win

[rassicas]

can someone PLEASE get this bitch a Denny's™ Grand Slam™ for $5.99