#throwing the 141 under the proverbial bus for sex make far too much sense
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shotmrmiller · 20 days ago
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fully believe simon would tell you that he's made a bet with the guys that he can get you to sleep with him and since soap knows he has no charisma whatsoever, the pot is sizable. he'll split half with you, ofc. he's not one to play a bird, he says. he's not that cruel.
except there is no bet. no pot. and what money he gave you came out of his own pocket.
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cupids-dove · 18 days ago
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I NEED ABOUT 500 RN ???
fully believe simon would tell you that he's made a bet with the guys that he can get you to sleep with him and since soap knows he has no charisma whatsoever, the pot is sizable. he'll split half with you, ofc. he's not one to play a bird, he says. he's not that cruel.
except there is no bet. no pot. and what money he gave you came out of his own pocket.
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