#THIS SOUNDS LIKE A COPYPASTA

[ashenkingslayer]

Hey guys I'm so sorry to say this but I'm really horny and it's bc of Wriothesley like I can't do it anymore I'm so sick and tired of him and the thoughts I'm having I'm so angry like shutupppp I am so INSANE I'm gonna scream I swear to Jesus H. Christ himself I promise I'll fucking kill someone or something maybe even myself and then I'll rise from the dead I'll have an irl duplicate glitch moment there will be two of me but one will be dead I HATE WRIOTHESLEY HE'S RUINING MY LIFE LIKE HOLY SHIT I NEED TO SUCK HIS DICK OR SOMETHING I CAN'T STAND THIS IT'S SO NOT FAIR THAT HE'S NOT REAL OR I'M NOT A GENSHIN IMPACT CHARACTER GETTING SHIPPED WITH HIM AND HAVING LOADS OF PORN DRAWN OF US LIKE WHAT THE FUCK BRO

[skitskatdacat63]

It’s always “your Fernando brakechecked my driver!” or “your Fernando participated in spygate and crashgate!” and never “did your Fernando have fun during the race? He looks like he was having fun! What a good boy!” We live in dark, ignorant times. Stay safe everyone.

[rainofthetwilight]

Euphrasia should've never been the Master of Wind. She has never been the Master of Wind, and should have never got elemental wind powers. Nothing against new female characters, but Morro had had his wind powers for 40+ years before he died. We all grew up with Morro so why would we let them change him for absolutely no reason? The new writer should've just kept him, not change and rewrite one of the best characters in history. Sign this petition if you think Morro still should be the Master of Wind and not Euphrasia. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will NOT contact the new writer on instagram because I'm very socially anxious and that's also rude as fuck.

[propheticclown]

I recently remembered my favorite copypasta and absolutely had to read it as Kankri. I hope you somewhat enjoy.

[butterflies-and-bumble-bees]

What the heck did you just freaking say about me, you little dude?

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous surprise parties, and I have over 300 stuffed animals on my bed.

I am trained in monkeying around and I'm the top ice cream scooper in the entire school band.

You are everything to me but just another new friend.

I will make you an ice cream sundae with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words.

You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet?

Think again, muffin. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the power of love, bucko.

The power of love that befriends lonely strangers through kindness.

We're gonna be besties, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cheer you up in over seven hundred ways, and that's without the ice cream.

Not only am I extensively trained serving frozen treats, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cheesecake Factory and I will use it to its full extent to put a smile on that face, you absolute delight.

If only you could have known what comradery your little clever comment would cause you to find yourself in, you would have died if joy.

But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're living to experience it, you goshdarn genius.

I will give you so much hotfudge that you will drown in it. You're so lucky, kiddo.

[corvarts]

Unironically this type of home is ideal. The house has already been gutted so you don't have to worry about suiting up to remove all the asbestos and lead paint and black mold growing all over the walls. It's less than $40k and that $245/month payment leaves loads of room to do repairs. You would just have to drive your van or bus or camper onto the property and live in that while you add drywall, electric, plumbing, etc. This is the first time homeowner's dream in 2024 💀

[everymadara]

Chapter 657

[xitty]

Something I thought again when I saw some talk whether or not Yuzuru should be less attached to Tori and when I read SS Finals story: I get an impression Yuzuru likes running ES/StarPro with Eichi. More often than not it's them talking business/behind-the-scenes stuff in stories with that kind of content.

In SS Finals, when Eichi said he'd not let ES get destroyed, Yuzuru replied he'll help Eichi and only after saying that added "if young master wishes me to do that". Yuzuru would follow Tori if push came to shove but there's something Yuzuru wants for himself too, it seems. It's basically continuation of their Student Council days, Yuzuru comes as Tori's attachment but then finds fulfilling job for himself. And btw, SS Finals wasn't the first time I thought about this, see for example Primavera.

So, I think Yuzuru has fulfillment to his life that's not tied to Tori, too. But it doesn't mean he wouldn't or shouldn't stay devoted to Tori. These things can co-exist. And they can evolve too, as they slooooowly have been doing. Is it healthy? Perhaps entirely not but have you seen Enstars relationships, lol? But it'll be interesting to see what happens now that Yuzuru has graduated, I'm looking forward to that.

[irarann]

thinking about how fun it probably is to write canon divergance for hetalia. like oh theyre immortal but still are able to die? oh they dont age by linear time? do humans just forget about their existance sometimes or are they always talked about? has anyone tried asking them for the secrets of the past? how would serious relationships between other countries even actually work? is it forbidden? would their feelings be controlled by their citizens? or can they have feelings and opinions seperate to their people?

theres just so much shit left to explore because we never truly got the clearest answer for anything besides some hints sprinkled here and there allowing fans to craft their theories while still pointing everyone to a general direction

idk though people probably have tried exploring that its just that the only hetalia fanfiction ive read is all by george devalier

[moonsidesong]

SONIC UNLEASHED SPOTTED

😏<- only ever played the demo and liked like 2 osts and the first world

oh my header? that's mostly just a joke off of snapcube's playthrough of the crappy ps2 version LOL i haven't. actually it's played it . seen my sister play the xbox version lots of times though

[finex09]

now that I’m working at a club it’s my 2024 resolution to become a hot girl that goes balls deep into the local edm scene and becomes best friends with all the local djs and the owners of the edm club. And then move in with a dj duo that now has 3 DIFFERENT cdj setups so I like have 24/7 access lolllll.

[bearslices]

I said it sounded like a copypasta, and op really took it to heart.

[romanomomano]

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[fairymint]

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty" so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN" the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

[bocceclub]

Vellicour is 100% not a terf and you are falling for a misinfo campaign against a black lesbian woman who just made a mistake of posting something that said having sex was good for everyone and outrage tumblr sent her to the whipping post. You can disagree with her without false transphobic accusations, which demean trans people btw because of being so baseless it makes the process of actually calling out terfs look absurd. She posts about her love for trans people often and going back years.

hi vellicour :) going thru your url tag I see