#shitpost.

[thekeeperkidsadoptivemom]

headcrackcannon

In the 1770s, a war between Britain and the Americas begun to brew and Alden was sent to America to keep an eye on things. He met Alexander Hamilton and was enthralled and annoyed with him to the point that he almost told him he was actually an elf and that he could come and meet everyone. but he didn't. duh.

Flash forward to the present, while looking for Sophie, Alden finds himself on broadway (bc why not it's not like timeline matters in these books anyway) and notices a certain poster and can't help but go and watch because its the human guy he met. and he is enthralled once again. even though it has inaccuracies he loves it.

Anyways, one day, Sophie starts singing songs from Hamilton (bc why not it's not like timeline matters in these books anyway) and Alden is like... "Did you just sing "alexander hamilton" as in the bastard orphan son of a whore?"

and Sophie is like "...how do you know Hamilton songs?"

and he's like, "honey I met Alexander Hamilton."

why? i don't know. it'd be really fucking funny. also I KNOW Juline likes Hamilton as well and it's only a matter of time before Alden finds out.

[pressureplus]

Madoka Magica, but Sebastian Solace is there for some ungodly reason

I don't know what possessed me to do this, so just feel cursed looking at it I guess

[cartoonsinthemorning]

I've seen many times people point out parallelisms and similarities between Stan and Bill- mostly how the latter imitates the first in language and mannerism, but also how they are both sly con-men, etc. But I've never seen anyone point out their shape lmao. Like, in terms of character design, Stan is literally an inverted triangle. Even when he's slouching and the girdle is off, there's a noticeable ratio of like 3 to 1 in the size of his shoulders compared to his waist. And, it's specifically just Stan, since Ford is built like a rectangle, instead.

[fairymint]

[ddlcbrainrot]

jee i wonder who sent that

(og pic)

[hellcab]

[azzagrazt]

everyone be cool. my mother is watching.

[gyokutoll]

Hotaru dickheaded behavior compilation

[heaven-ly-father]

you seductively take my cigarette out of my mouth, puff on it, and place it back between my lips and i bite it in half

[doctor-seamonster]

Llamas with Hats is Toxic Yaoi.

[cigarettedolly13]

The vibes rn are truly immaculate. I’m chilling on the couch, System of a Down is playing on the record player, I’ve got my boyfriends t shirt and a slutty pair of shorts on. My eyeliners messy as fuck and I’m snacking on a chocolate bar. I’ve got a filling appointment scheduled for tomorrow due to my excessive chocolate consumption.

Ladies and gentleman, I have become Mihael Keehl himself. I might as well join the mafia.

[xxxsugarcyanidexxx]

Respectfully, your honor. Rawr X3

[inheritsnothing]

@valeurex - what are the odds of bringing you back to life.

[mournflame]

The state of Nevarra rn

[hellcab]

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