#shitpost.

[pressureplus]

Madoka Magica, but Sebastian Solace is there for some ungodly reason

I don't know what possessed me to do this, so just feel cursed looking at it I guess

[cartoonsinthemorning]

I've seen many times people point out parallelisms and similarities between Stan and Bill- mostly how the latter imitates the first in language and mannerism, but also how they are both sly con-men, etc. But I've never seen anyone point out their shape lmao. Like, in terms of character design, Stan is literally an inverted triangle. Even when he's slouching and the girdle is off, there's a noticeable ratio of like 3 to 1 in the size of his shoulders compared to his waist. And, it's specifically just Stan, since Ford is built like a rectangle, instead.

[fairymint]

[ddlcbrainrot]

jee i wonder who sent that

(og pic)

[hellcab]

[azzagrazt]

everyone be cool. my mother is watching.

[heaven-ly-father]

you seductively take my cigarette out of my mouth, puff on it, and place it back between my lips and i bite it in half

[doctor-seamonster]

Llamas with Hats is Toxic Yaoi.

[cigarettedolly13]

The vibes rn are truly immaculate. I’m chilling on the couch, System of a Down is playing on the record player, I’ve got my boyfriends t shirt and a slutty pair of shorts on. My eyeliners messy as fuck and I’m snacking on a chocolate bar. I’ve got a filling appointment scheduled for tomorrow due to my excessive chocolate consumption.

Ladies and gentleman, I have become Mihael Keehl himself. I might as well join the mafia.

[inheritsnothing]

@valeurex - what are the odds of bringing you back to life.

[mournflame]

The state of Nevarra rn

[absolutelyzoned]

they should make mpreg canon in the helldivers universe. with the way they keep dying and just sending more reinforcements as soon as possible civilians would have to be fucking like CRAZY back on super earth. big win for people with a breeding kink

[hellcab]

I regret to inform you all, but while nobody was looking, Roth Kruger won the 2024 presidential election.

[thesellsword]

bronn dealing with tyrion & jaime like a single mom that works two jobs.

[clearrivers]

jiang cheng has appeared! what to do? (src) > violate > run away > embrace > kick